Film and Television Time Travel From the Courtyard

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"Are you jealous of me? Why are you jealous of me? Are you jealous that I am Xiaoshan's wife?" Zhong Xiaoqin looked at Jiang Nansun first, then at Zhang Xiaoshan, and asked three questions from her soul.

"So what? I just like Xiaoshan." Jiang Nansun blurted out, but immediately thought of his good sister Zhu Suosuo, and said: "But don't worry, I won't compete for my husband with my good sister."

Zhong Xiaoqin sneered, "Haha, you finally showed your fox's tail. I have long seen that you have thoughts about my Xiaoshan. By the way, last time you confessed your love for Xiaoshan at the door of the property company, and this trip, where? It's such a coincidence that when we go on a trip, you also go on a trip. I think you just had a premeditated plan."

Seeing the two little women facing each other tit for tat, Zhang Xiaoshan was bewildered and panicked.

Among the four little women, the ones who have the worst relationship are Zhong Xiaoqin and Jiang Nansun. I don’t know if they were enemies in their previous lives, but they would fight each other as soon as they met. Zhu Suosuo is a nice guy on the surface, smiling at everyone. Su Qingzhu is a character that no one dares to mess with. Just a few months ago, Jiang Nansun provoked Su Qingzhu on the phone. Zhang Xiaoshan didn't know what happened next, but what is certain is that Su Qingzhu definitely fixed Jiang Nansun. Because since then, Jiang Nansun has been as cautious as a mouse seeing a cat when he saw Su Qingzhu.

Just when Zhang Xiaoshan was in a dilemma, not knowing how to resolve the sparks hitting the earth, Wang Manni and Liang Zhengxian came back, and the two little women ended their quarrel.

………

The rest of the journey was calm and uneventful. Zhang Xiaoshan took the two little women to listen to music and go fishing every day. When the boat docked, they visited the scenery of various countries along the way. It was very pleasant.

Wang Manni finally entered Liang Zhengxian's room on the second night of the trip. In the days that followed, the two openly went out as a couple, as sweet as a couple.

But these have nothing to do with Zhang Xiaoshan, he is just watching the show. As for rescuing Wang Manni from Neptune?

Are you kidding me?

Although Wang Manni's figure is indeed amazing, and her long and dazzling legs are so attractive, Zhang Xiaoshan is not a teddy who wants to poke a hole when he sees it, so he really has no interest in this kind of woman.

Renting a house with a monthly salary of 15,000 and 7,000 yuan just for a balcony; Chanel, Dior, and Bulgari perfumes are neatly placed in lockers; he threatened to pursue quality when he was thirty, so he bought them at a discount and returned them She needed more than 3,000 yuan for shoes; after receiving the cruise ticket rewarded by the company, she spent 18,000 yuan to upgrade to a luxury suite, etc. She never thought about saving money, and spent all her income on what she thought was an exquisite life. .

And what are serious men of this age group doing with the same income?

In order to save enough money for the down payment of a house, I shared a room with others, carpooled, worked overtime, and recharged my batteries. I didn’t dare to travel, didn’t dare to get sick, didn’t dare to quit my job, and didn’t dare to buy luxury goods. People have to prepare for marriage, and those who are married are faced with having children, education, and retirement. In short, no matter how much money is saved, it is not enough.

The key is that Wang Manni, who spends her money freely, thinks she has seen the world, so she looks down on men who are well-matched, and shifts her attention to men of better quality. While imagining that they will fall in love with her at first sight, she also pretends to be a down-to-earth honest man. Use it as a spare tire. When you have enough fun, or your dream of marrying into a rich family is shattered, you can always find an honest person to take over.

However, Wang Manni feels good about herself, is kind-hearted, aboveboard, has a bottom line in doing things, and believes that it is her right to pursue better things. Well, it is her right to spend extravagantly and fish for a wealthy husband.

But people who can make a lot of money are not fools. On the contrary, they are very smart. If you don’t love a young girl who is pure and loving and can project your own values, or a second-generation daughter-in-law from a wealthy family who can help her career, marry a romantic partner. An older leftover woman whose experiences can be turned into a long Korean drama?

Just like the title of the TV series, for a woman, thirty is just...; for a woman like Wang Manni, for the rich, it's just for fun...

Moreover, Wang Manni was very cheap. Until she and Liang Zhengxian broke up, Liang Zhengxian only gave her a few small gifts and attended several upper-class cocktail parties. The most expensive Cadillac xt4 was not even owned by Wang Manni. Manni's name was naturally taken back by Liang Zhengxian after the breakup, which was almost a waste of time.

At night, while waiting for Zhong Xiaoqin to go to bed, Zhang Xiaoshan thought about whether to go to Jiang Nansun to steal incense and jade, but he was defeated by his aunt who would not return to his hometown in two days.

After a long night and no intention of sleeping, Zhang Xiaoshan could only go to the Diaoyutai on the cruise ship to fish alone to relieve his boredom.

Fishing is not the purpose, but Zhang Xiaoshan has watched several love movies with the little woman in the past few nights. Among them, the male protagonist came to the deck alone and met the female protagonist by chance, and then one or more bloody plots occurred. In the end, the male protagonist and the female protagonist lived a life without shame.

The night was very quiet, and there was no one around Diaoyutai. The romantic encounter Zhang Xiaoshan was looking forward to did not come, so he could only smoke a cigarette to relieve his loneliness.

Blowing the gentle sea breeze and looking at the bright moon, Zhang Xiaoshan took a gentle breath of Yunyan Dachongjiu. This big heavy nine is the last stock in the system warehouse. It seems that when I return to the magic city, I will trick my father-in-law again.

Thinking of the anger in Su's father's eyes when he saw him, Zhang Xiaoshan was extremely happy. He really wanted to tell his father-in-law that I am not to blame for this. If he is, it is his father-in-law who has the strength to cheat. My baby girl is young.

Suddenly, the fishing rod in his hand shook slightly, and Zhang Xiaoshan slowly retracted the fishing line, feeling the weight of the fish.

Youhou is still a big guy, weighing at least 180 pounds.

To catch such a big fish, patience, perseverance and wisdom are all indispensable. Lifting a fish in the water and lifting it on the shore are completely different things. A fish weighing about 50 kilograms can pull an adult weighing about 120 kilograms from the shore into the water.

Zhang Xiaoshan is very patient, has good perseverance, and is even more intelligent than anyone else. In order to catch this fish, Zhang Xiaoshan first walked the fish, and then there was a long wait. After more than an hour of endurance and perseverance competition, Zhang Xiaoshan won a great victory. He pulled up the exhausted big fish and looked at it through the light on the deck.

The big fish is about 80 centimeters long, with flat and elongated sides, a big mouth and big eyes. In addition, the hole can emit bright phosphorescence, and the fish body is smooth and dark brown in color. The scales are small and rough. The body of the fish is brown, the second dorsal fin is symmetrical to the anal fin, and the caudal fin is forked.

Looking at the big fish he had worked so hard to catch, the smile on Zhang Xiaoshan's face disappeared.

Damn, what kind of fish is not good? I actually caught a spiny-scaled snake mackerel. Who should eat this thing? I am not constipated?

Spiny scale snake mackerel, commonly known as oil fish, is a low-priced fish mainly used to refine industrial lubricants - it contains a natural wax ester called scombroid toxin. Wax esters are difficult to digest in the human body and can easily cause stomach cramps after consumption. Grease accumulates in the rectum, leading to oily diarrhea.

Therefore, the consumption of this fish is regulated in many areas of the world, and its import and sale are even prohibited in Japan and Italy. Some unscrupulous traders will use this fish to pass off high-priced sea fish such as cod, and become one of the ingredients for fake cod on the market that costs more than ten yuan a pound. However, eating this fish may cause severe diarrhea.

Zhang Xiaoshan stared blankly at the extra-large "Kaiselu" in front of him and fell into deep thought.

Release? Young Master, I don’t believe in Buddha, and I don’t have a compassionate heart. It’s a pity to let go of what I have worked so hard for so long.

Take it back and make dog food for the pug? It is estimated that it will not be long before the pug can really turn it into a dead dog.

Suddenly, with a flash of inspiration, Zhang Xiaoshan remembered the system synthesis skill that he had not used for a long time. He just happened to try his luck with oily fish meat to see what good things he could synthesize.

With the idea of ​​recycling waste, Zhang Xiaoshan began to disembowel the oily fish. In order to relieve its pain, he first cut off the fish's head with a knife, and then... The scene was quite bloody, so for the sake of a harmonious society, I will not go into details.

Half an hour later, the oily fish decomposed into four pieces of pure fish meat, and the remaining intestines, fins and scales were thrown into the sea.

After preparing the materials, Zhang Xiaoshan clicked on the system panel and put the fish meat into the yellow grid.

Panel: [A large piece of oily fish meat] + [A large piece of oily fish meat]

【Ding! Composite or not? 】

"Synthesis" Zhang Xiaoshan thought silently in his heart. In an instant, the synthetic grid of the virtual panel was filled with light. A piece of fish meat that is several sizes smaller appears in the yellow grid.

Looking at the gray-quality oil fish after the first synthesis, Zhang Xiaoshan shook his head. Sure enough, the first synthesis was most likely to be garbage. Put in two pieces of oil fish again to synthesize, and the light shines brightly again. Finally, put the gray quality oil fish obtained after two synthesis into the yellow grid.

Golden flowers splashed everywhere, colorful clouds fluttered, and after a burst of dazzling sound and light effects.

Panel: [Excellent oily fish meat]

[Quality]: White (Note: Item quality is divided into: gray, white, green, blue, purple, gold, black)

[Description]: The best oily fish meat, packed in ten pounds, good news for constipation patients. Once eaten, only 1 gram can make the user experience the extraordinary feeling of gastrointestinal cramps, diarrhea and oil leakage in the buttocks. Eat 10 grams at a time Above, the eater will have the special effects of Splatoon.

[Consumption] 1 ability point (118 points remaining).

Hahahaha, Zhang Xiaoshan was beaming with joy. These ten pounds of top-grade oily fish meat are simply a home trip,

Frankly leniency, resist strictness, fight for leniency? Or should he confess and be given a lenient sentence and sit in jail, but resist the strict sentence and go home to celebrate the New Year?

After Zhang Xiaoshan hesitated for 0.01 seconds, he pointed at the ceiling and swore: "My dear wife, with you three, I am already very satisfied. I am..."

Ding Dong~ A text message came on the phone, interrupting Zhang Xiaoshan's vow. Su Qingzhu grabbed the phone before Zhang Xiaoshan could react, and pulled Zhang Xiaoshan's finger to forcefully unlock it.

"Which little goblin sent you a message this early in the morning?"

Su Qingzhu clicked on the message while talking. After taking a look, she gave Zhang Xiaoshan a roll of her eyes, "Your Zhu Suosuo has sent you a message. It's really disgusting. You can read it yourself later."

"Okay, I will continue to swear..." Zhang Xiaoshan raised two fingers and was about to continue to swear.

Dingdong, another message bell came.

"This Zhu Suosuo is too ignorant. It's only what time, and she keeps getting angry. Let me scold her." Su Qingzhu's face darkened, and she picked up her phone to reply to Zhang Xiaoshan's message.

"No, she is young and ignorant. A few criticisms are enough." Zhang Xiaoshan said.

"Ah, what...what's going on?" Su Qingzhu screamed, frightening Zhang Xiaoshan.

Before Zhang Xiaoshan could recover from Su Qingzhu's scream, he saw the little woman getting out of bed, picking up a piece of clothing to cover her hot figure, pointing at Zhang Xiaoshan's nose and saying, "No need to swear, Just wait for me."

After saying that, the little woman ran out

"Okay, I..." Zhang Xiaoshan was about to swear an oath to keep himself honest or something.

"Ah? It seems that there are other women? One, two, or more, who are they? If you don't explain clearly today, you see how I deal with you." Su Qingzhu sat up suddenly, showing her white face A flowery one

Beautiful scenery.

white! big! Ting!

Huh? It doesn't seem like the time to appreciate this.

Forget it, there will always be a day when you are exposed, it is better to take the initiative to confess.

Zhang Xiaoshan quickly recovered his mind, took the bulging little woman in his arms, and said softly: "Wife, I confess, I confess, there is only one, this is an accident, it was definitely not my initiative..."

Before Zhang Xiaoshan finished speaking, the little woman broke free from Zhang Xiaoshan's restraints, turned over and jumped to the floor, picked up a piece of clothing and put it on her body, pointed at Zhang Xiaoshan's nose and said: ""

Frankly leniency, resist strictness, fight for leniency? Or should he confess and be given a lenient sentence and sit in jail, but resist the strict sentence and go home to celebrate the New Year?

After Zhang Xiaoshan hesitated for 0.01 seconds, he pointed at the ceiling and swore: "My dear wife, with you three, I am already very satisfied. I am..."

Ding Dong~ A text message came on the phone, interrupting Zhang Xiaoshan's vow. Su Qingzhu grabbed the phone before Zhang Xiaoshan could react, and pulled Zhang Xiaoshan's finger to forcefully unlock it.

"Which little goblin sent you a message this early in the morning?"

Su Qingzhu clicked on the message while talking. After taking a look, she gave Zhang Xiaoshan a roll of her eyes, "Your Zhu Suosuo has sent you a message. It's really disgusting. You can read it yourself later."

"Okay, I will continue to swear..." Zhang Xiaoshan raised two fingers and was about to continue to swear.

Dingdong, another message bell came.

"This Zhu Suosuo is too ignorant. It's only what time, and she keeps getting angry. Let me scold her." Su Qingzhu's face darkened, and she picked up her phone to reply to Zhang Xiaoshan's message.

"No, she is young and ignorant. A few criticisms are enough." Zhang Xiaoshan said.

"Ah, what...what's going on?" Su Qingzhu screamed, frightening Zhang Xiaoshan.

Before Zhang Xiaoshan could recover from Su Qingzhu's scream, he saw the little woman getting out of bed, picking up a piece of clothing to cover her hot figure, pointing at Zhang Xiaoshan's nose and saying, "No need to swear, Just wait for me."

After saying that, the little woman ran out

"Okay, I..." Zhang Xiaoshan was about to swear an oath to keep himself honest or something.