Film and Television Time Travel From the Courtyard

"Zhengxian, take a deep breath first, and I will help you up slowly." Wang Manni quickly tried to help Liang Zhengxian up, but Liang Zhengxian, whose butt cramped, could not stand up with only one leg.

"Can you try harder, I can't hold it in anymore." Liang Zhengxian complained while trying to control the twitching of his sphincter.

Puff puff puff~~ Several loud air leaks sounded in succession, and the air was filled with the smell of sulfur dioxide.

"Zhengxian, please don't... vomit~~" Wang Manni was halfway through her words when a feeling of suffocation suddenly came over her, her stomach churned, and she immediately retched.

Several passengers nearby had their faces turned green, and they covered their mouths and noses, thinking that Mu Nayin must have put in the wrong fuel.

Hearing the commotion on Liang Zhengxian's side, Jiang Nansun stood up, took a look, and asked Zhang Xiaoshan and Zhong Xiaoqin: "Look, you two, what's going on over there?"

"Wang Manni seems to need help, let me go and have a look." The kind-hearted Zhong Xiaoqin looked at Wang Manni who was struggling to help Liang Zhengxian get up. Suddenly, she had a heart attack and had to go up to help.

Zhang Xiaoshan grabbed Zhong Xiaoqin and said, "Hey, silly woman, don't go there. Liang is having a stomachache. Didn't you see that all the passengers over there are covering their noses?"

"Sister Xiaoqin, if you go to show love and make yourself smell bad, don't blame us for ignoring you." Jiang Nansun said.

After listening to the two people's advice, Zhong Xiaoqin sighed and said: "Oh, forget it, it has nothing to do with us. I just find it difficult to see Wang Manni as a woman."

Taking out three pairs of N99 masks from the system warehouse, Zhang Xiaoshan handed them to the two little women, "Put this on to protect against gas."

"Ha, how could you prepare such a thing in advance?" Zhong Xiaoqin asked while putting on a mask.

Jiang Nansun chuckled and answered for Zhang Xiaoshan, "I guess that Liang's stomachache is most likely caused by Xiaoshan."

Zhang Xiaoshan looked at Jiang Nansun dumbfounded and said to himself, I just put some super oily fish synthesized by the system, and I secretly put it in using the retracting and retracting function of the system warehouse, so you can guess it.

Halo, are you the roundworm in my stomach?

"Xiaoshan, is it really you?" Zhong Xiaoqin asked.

In order to maintain his glorious image, Zhang Xiaoshan would certainly not admit it and tugged on Jiang Nansun's face. "Don't talk nonsense. I have never been exposed to Liang Zhengxian's chicken mushroom soup. How could it be possible that I was the one who poisoned it?"

Jiang Nansun slapped Zhang Xiaoshan's dog's paws off and said with a smile: "I only said it was you who did it, but I didn't say it was poison in the mushroom stewed chicken soup. You didn't bring it upon yourself. Hehe, but I just said I like this about you, you are so bad and insidious!”

Well!

Zhang Xiaoshan felt that he should take some monkey brain or something to replenish his brain.

At the same time, seeing something happening on Liang Zhengxian's side, the blond stewardess and the tall stewardess walked over quickly. Suddenly, a very strong smell hit their faces, and they almost vomited out the lunch they had just eaten. However, their good professional style allowed them to endure the extreme physical and mental discomfort, and together with Wang Manni, they helped Liang Zhengxian towards the bathroom.

Passengers on both sides of the aisle took cover and enthusiastically cheered Liang Zhengxian on.

"Come on, there's still 10 meters to go, so you can relax."

"God, please save this Munayin, although most yellow people are not your believers."

"Young man, don't believe any bullshit."

"Yeah, if I believe you wrong, it could be a disaster."

The words just fell~

Puff puff puff~~ There was another series of air leakage sounds. The clothes on Liang Zhengxian's rear buttocks turned yellow at a speed visible to the naked eye, and an unusually high smell quickly filled the cabin.

Obviously, Liang Zhengxian did not listen to everyone's persuasion and mistakenly believed his own shit.

The nearby passengers were immediately furious. They didn't bother to criticize Liang Zhengxian and hurriedly looked for objects to cover their mouths and noses. Several passengers who really couldn't bear the torment of the poisonous gas reached out to take off the oxygen masks.

Seeing this, the two flight attendants quickly shouted: "Don't mess around, please don't take off the oxygen mask. It is a disposable first aid product that can only be used in emergencies. I will contact the captain immediately to ventilate everyone. Please wait patiently." meeting."

"Miss, it's not that we don't want to tolerate it, but this guy is too disgusting."

"That's right, can't you hold it in for a little longer?"

"Miss, I request to change to economy class."

"Count me in."

…

Listening to the accusations from the passengers around him, Liang Zhengxian suddenly felt what it means to be hopeless and what it means to be criticized by thousands of people, and his face immediately turned red.

With a low growl, Liang Zhengxian tilted his neck and fainted.

Seeing the dizzy Liang Zhengxian, Wang Manni was startled and shouted anxiously: "Zhengxian, don't scare me, what's wrong with you?"

Puff puff puff~~~

The blond stewardess patted Wang Manni and said, "He is pretending to be faint. Miss, you see he is still leaking air. Hurry up and try harder together. The bathroom is not far away."

Ahhhh!

At this moment, Liang Zhengxian hated Wang Manni in his heart. If it weren't for her concern, how could someone see through his pretense? He immediately made a decision in his heart and dumped this stupid woman as soon as he got off the plane.

As for why he doesn't get rid of Wang Manni now, Liang Zhengxian is not stupid. He has a diligent and free nanny to take care of him, so why should he refuse?

Fortunately, the bathroom is not far away. After some efforts by the two flight attendants and Wang Manni, they used all their strength to eat grandma at night and finally carried Liang Zhengxian there.

Bathroom door.

Zhang Xiaoshan here, while watching the excitement, muttered: What will happen if the bathroom breaks down?

Dingdong~The crow's mouth skill is activated. Congratulations on the success of the curse.

Zhang Xiaoshan was stunned. This fucking skill started automatically again. I really didn’t mean it this time. I’m also on the plane. I won’t harm others and myself, right?

Suddenly, the plane experienced violent turbulence, which frightened Zhang Xiaoshan to stop his random thoughts immediately.

The announcement in the cabin sounded: "Dear passengers, please note that this flight has encountered turbulence. Please fasten your seat belts and do not move around. The bathroom and other facilities are temporarily suspended. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding."

As soon as the radio sound ended, Liang Zhengxian let out a miserable roar: "It beats your lungs, I can't hold on anymore."

Looking at the disheartened Liang Zhengxian, Wang Manni hurriedly held his hand and comforted him: "Zhengxian, don't worry, I'll think of a solution?"

"Ah, it's you who is the bumbling star. Ever since I met you, nothing has gone well for me. Get out of here...ah, I can't help it anymore..."

Before Liang Zhengxian finished speaking, his aggrieved sphincter could no longer control the gushing water, and oil began to leak around the anus.

Puff puff puff~~ Another series of jet sounds sounded.

Faced with this unexpected situation, the blond stewardess was experienced and endured the feeling of suffocation, ran to the food operation room, took out a plastic bucket and ran back.

The blond stewardess put the plastic bucket on Liang Zhengxian's buttocks, covered her mouth and nose and said, "Sir, you can sit on this. It's more comfortable to do it sitting down than standing up."

Destroy it!

Destroy the whole world!

Noticing that everyone in the cabin was looking at him, Liang Zhengxian, who was already doomed to die in society, shouted crazily in his heart, feeling that life had no meaning, and it would be better to be destroyed together.

Although Liang Zhengxian was scolded by Peng, Wang Manni didn't care at all. She helped Liang Zhengxian sit on the plastic bucket, and even endured her nausea and helped him pull off his pants thoughtfully. Liang Zhengxian suddenly felt that what the blond stewardess said made sense. Sitting was indeed much more comfortable, and he finally had a place to vent his suppressed gushing.

Crackling~Puff puff~

The toxic gases escaped in all directions in the closed cabin. In an instant, the blond stewardess and the tall stewardess also forgot their duties and ran away far away. Only Wang Manni was left holding Liang Zhengxian, who looked comfortable, and continued to crackle.

The passenger closest to the bathroom tried hard to pat the oxygen mask above his head, shouting: "God, please save me, I don't want to die from the stench."

There are also weak-willed passengers who think they will not survive today. They use mobile phones, tablets and other communication devices to connect with their relatives thousands of miles away. Kill me."

A white aunt couldn't bear it anymore. She covered her nose and prayed to Liang Zhengxian, who was still comfortable: "Young man, can you close your exhaust valve? I have asthma, please!"

Of course, there are also guys who have great endurance. They took out their mobile phones and started live broadcasting at Liang Zhengxian. The two black uncles even danced and rapped in front of the camera.

Following Uncle Black’s series of bah bah bahs, Liang Zhengxian’s performance thousands of miles above the sky spread all over the world in an instant. It only took a few minutes to become a hot search on Facebook, YouTube, Douyin, and major live streaming platforms. list, and quickly rose up.

…

In the face of everyone's accusations or prayers, Liang Zhengxian, who had a cold nature, turned a deaf ear and only cared about himself to feel comfortable, making a sound of "oooooooooooooo~~~" from his mouth.

There was another crackle, and a mixture of gas, solid, and liquid spurted out from the gap in the plastic bucket under Liang Zhengxian. With the bumps and shaking of the plane, it quickly spread to the entire business class.

At this moment, the toxic and harmful gases in the cabin have seriously exceeded the standard. Some passengers are suffering from hypoxia. Some passengers unfastened their seat belts and fled towards the economy class desperately despite the turbulence on the plane, trying to escape the poisonous gas. radiation range.

For a moment, there was chaos in the business class cabin.

Seeing this, Zhang Xiaoshan was also confused, and said to himself: No wonder this oily fish is called a natural decoction and a good news for people with constipation. It is said that as long as you take a bite, you will squirt non-stop, even if it is stuffed. Plugs can also leak oil from the chrysanthemums, so it seems necessary to prepare more. This is a must-have item for home travel, murder and arson.

Seeing Zhang Xiaoshan's dazed look, Jiang Nansun, a smart guy next to him, pulled him and said, "Xiaoshan, run quickly. Let's go hide in the economy class."

"good."

Zhang Xiaoshan opened the way ahead, and the two little women followed him in a panic. There were passengers frantically running for their lives along the way. At this time, Zhang Xiaoshan could no longer care about the spirit of internationalism. He activated his shock and dispersion skills. As long as someone blocked the road, he would be suddenly pushed far away by an inexplicable force.

After a while, Zhang Xiaoshan and the other three finally escaped to the economy class, found two empty seats and sat down. The two little women, with pale faces, leaned on Zhang Xiaoshan, one on the left and the other on the right, breathing heavily. gas.

Well, Zhang Xiaoshan estimates that a large number of people will take refuge in the economy class soon, so he needs to grab a seat first. Anyway, there are no Huasha fellows in the business class. Whether there is room for those white-skinned and black uncles is none of his business.

At this time, the cabin announcement sounded again: "Dear passengers, please note that due to emergencies, all passengers and flight crew in business class will go to economy class to evacuate. Please arrange for the elderly, weak, sick and disabled to evacuate."

Pregnant, thank you all for your cooperation and understanding. "

Before the announcement was over, a large group of people rushed into the economy class cabin. Everyone was shouting, laughing, and thankful to survive the disaster.

The passengers in the economy class looked at the group of passengers in the business class with confusion and started asking questions.

"Brother, what happened over there?"

"A mumaiyin randomly released poison gas in the business class. We couldn't bear it anymore, so we came to your side to seek refuge."

"Mu Nai Yin released poison gas? Is this the real-life version of Mu Nai Yin's resurrection in the movie?"

"Log in to Facebook. My mobile phone is still in the business class and I'm live streaming. Except for a little shaking, the picture and sound quality are super good. Remember to like it."

…

Passengers in the economy class took out their mobile phones, tablets, and computers to watch the live broadcast.

In the business class, I saw a guy dressed like a mummy sitting on a red plastic bucket, surrounded by yellow airflow visible to the naked eye, with a pleasant expression and humming an unknown tune. In addition, During the live broadcast, there was a young woman covering her mouth and nose waiting on him.

Seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help but marvel. Zhang Xiaoshan and the two little women also looked at it in stunned silence.

"Do you think he knows he is live broadcasting around the world?" Zhong Xiaoqin said blankly.

Jiang Nansun shook his head and said: "I probably don't know, but even if he knew, he probably wouldn't care anymore. Last time he was in the Mouth of Truth in Italy, he was already on the hot search list. He has experienced this kind of thing a lot, and he also You'll get used to it gradually."

After listening to Jiang Nansun's words, Zhong Xiaoqin's eyes suddenly turned into slits with laughter, "Hehe, you're right, dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water. Maybe this guy named Liang is very proud of himself being on the hot search list because of his live broadcast. .By the way, those yellow airflows should be the legendary methane, right?"

"Well, I guess so. After all, I haven't seen the real thing before. Haha, I didn't expect someone named Liang to have such an ability. However, this thing is the main component of natural gas or gas, which is a flammable and explosive gas." Zhang Xiaoshan nodded and taught the two little women some useless knowledge points.

"Ah, isn't that dangerous? If it explodes now, will the plane crash?"

"It's okay. As long as you don't encounter an open flame, you shouldn't be so unlucky. But I heard that in some coal mines, sparks released by friction can cause gas explosions." Zhang Xiaoshan said casually.

Dingdong, the crow's mouth skill has been activated. Congratulations on the successful curse...