Film and Television Time Travel From the Courtyard

The autumn rain in October slid down the eaves, and the raindrops were blown by the autumn wind and fell on Zhang Xiaoshan's cheeks. His gloomy heart seemed to have finally returned to tranquility.

"Hehe, two sisters, look, Xiaosan is standing under the eaves and drenched in the rain, isn't he a little silly." Qin Jingru smiled foolishly.

Lou Xiao'e, who was wearing a big turban on her head, said with emotion: "Little San is comprehending life. This temperament is really like a poet."

Yu Li said angrily: "Don't be fooled by him, you two, who knows what he's thinking again."

Then he shouted: "Little San, stop posing, go and boil the water, we have to wash our feet."

"Your order, the three wives wait a moment, the third son will come as soon as he goes."

Alas, while Zhang Xiaoshan was boiling water in the kitchen, he thought about his miserable life for the past half month.

A month ago, Zhang Xiaoshan, with a banana peel on his head, won Yu Li's timid smile and forgiveness with that funny look.

Yu Li went to visit Lou Xiaoe who had just given birth, and no one knew what she and Lou Xiaoe talked about alone. The next day, Lou Xiao'e took her two babies and lived in Qin Jingru's small yard, confinement. Yu Li also moved into the small yard and started raising babies.

The first two days were fine, with the help of Qin Jingru who was pouting all day expressing dissatisfaction, and Zhang Xiaoshan still had a little time to rest. But on the third day, Qin Jingru also had a pregnancy reaction, which was the beginning of Zhang Xiaoshan's miserable life.

Get up at five o'clock in the morning, start to make breakfast for the three aunts, wash the baby's diapers and the family's dirty clothes. After sending Yu Li to the small base at seven o'clock, she had to go to work at the rolling mill.

At noon, when the other workers were eating, Zhang Xiaoshan first picked up Yu Li and took them back to the small yard. After getting a dark cooking box lunch made by Qin Jingru, he hurried back to the rolling mill.

After get off work in the afternoon, I have to go back to the small yard to serve the three aunts, cook, wash and clean. After dinner, he finally had a rest and started his talent show time again.

According to the program list prepared by the three little women during the day, Zhang Xiaoshan will sing for a while, stand up for a while, and finally tell a long novel for simulcast.

Ah, when does this day end?

After washing the feet of the three little girls, Zhang Xiaoshan, who looked depressed, was about to start his talent show. When the three little girls burst into laughter, Zhang Xiaoshan was so frightened that these three would not have any new ideas to toss me. Bar.

"Okay, Xiaosan, don't put on a pitiful expression, we three sisters have decided to forgive you in view of your good performance this month." Yu Li, who claimed to be the eldest sister, said.

"Hehe, I'll go back to live with my parents tomorrow. Little San, you can just visit me and the children every other day." Lou Xiao'e, who also called herself the eldest sister, continued.

"Hey, Xiaosan, if you have nothing to do, practice your electrical skills more, and try to pass the examination of the eighth-level worker in two months. Now I am also pregnant, and your salary is still not enough." This is very Qin Jingru.

She is very honest, she has never competed for the title of eldest sister, she only cares about money.

Zhang Xiaoshan returned to his hippie smiling face, and the three little women also made him feel the good life of the old man for a night. For the specific what happened at night, you can refer to the strange article: Is the golden scale a thing in the pool.

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The next evening, in the courtyard, Zhang Xiaoshan was leaning against the bed with a piece of paper, reciting the unequal treaty made for him by the three little women.

This article is also too long. Last time, the treaty made by Yu Li and Qin Jingru, two semi-literate people, only had a total of about 100 characters.

This time I added Lou Xiaoe, a music and literature lover, with more than 5,000 words in the treaty, various things are not allowed, all things must be done, all kinds of festival gift preparations, etc., clearly arranged Zhang Xiaoshan's future life.

When will it be recited? The key is that the three little women will check the recitation situation next weekend.

Lou Xiao'e also kept saying that if she couldn't even memorize these treaties, how could she prove that Zhang Xiaoshan would implement them in accordance with the treaties, how could she prove that Zhang Xiaoshan really loved them.

At this time, Liu Haizhong and his wife opened the door and entered Zhang Xiaoshan's house, carrying a bottle of wine and two lunch boxes.

What the hell, they just entered without knocking on the door, the quality is too low.

"Second uncle and second aunt, what are you two?"

"Little San, Yu Li has gone back to her parents' house to raise a baby. You don't have any hot food here. Your second aunt has cooked two delicious dishes. I'll have a few drinks with you." The second uncle pointed to the steamed buns and pickles on the dining table. Said.

Zhang Xiaoshan, who didn't know what they came for, asked the two to sit down, and the three of them chatted nonsense while drinking.

Seeing that the food is almost ready, the second aunt said: "Little San, you see, the two boys in our family listen to you the most now. The second daughter-in-law is also pregnant, and I, the mother-in-law, want to help. The two of them They even let in the door. You help them persuade them."

The second uncle also went on to say: "We just want to take good care of them and watch the grandson be born."

Zhang Xiaoshan pondered in his heart, the weasel that I mentioned must be no good, and he didn't look at how you treated Liu Guangtian and Liu Fang back then.

Don't say anything else, let's just say that on the day of Liu Guangtian's wedding, Liu Fang went to kowtow to you and changed his words. What did you say and how did you do it? You pushed Liu Fang out of the house and called him a little beggar from the Chili Province, lost it. The face of the Liu family is that there is no such person as Liu Fang in the courtyard.

Now that I want to reconcile, can people forgive you?

"I can persuade the second uncle and the second aunt about this matter, but I don't know if it will be true. Every time the two of you are mentioned, the three of them complain in various ways. Other things may give me face, and I don't know about this matter. ..." Zhang Xiaoshan casually perfunctory.

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After the Liu Haizhong couple left, Zhang Xiaoshan didn't think about it any more, saying that he would definitely talk about it, but he definitely wouldn't persuade him.

Lying on the bed, Zhang Xiaoshan opened the panel.

The target person on the panel, Qin Huairu, has housekeeping skills of 92-32 points, fitter skills of 15-2 points, and the target character Jia Geng, has listening skills of 85-45 points, and remaining ability points of 159 points.

From the beginning of absorbing the stick's ability point until he entered the juvenile prison, Zhang Xiaoshan changed the absorption object to Qin Huairu.

After more than three months, deducting the usual consumption of synthetic Chinese cabbage, bait, soil guns, etc., I finally accumulated enough 159 ability points. Zhang Xiaoshan pondered how to use these ability points.

The kidney was strengthened last time, what is better to strengthen this time? Why don't you try your right hand first, under the control of Zhang Xiaoshan's mind, the phantom of the right hand in the red grid will appear, strengthen it! lighting effects...

Panel: Strengthened successfully.

[Level 1 Hand of Kato Hawk]

[Quality]: Level 1 (Note: There is no limit to physical enhancement.)

[Description]: According to the guidance of Mr. Kato Taka, the hand of Kato Taka, which has been treated with genetic engineering and special drugs, has 500 times stronger teasing, touching and transmission functions (for female creatures), and 1 times stronger strength.

[Consumption]: 150 ability points (remaining 9 points).

"I...of." A series of greetings spit out from Zhang Xiaoshan's mouth.

An exasperated Zhang Xiaoshan wondered if the strengthening direction was wrong. I just need strength, what the hell are those three functions, and they are only for female creatures, can this fucking right hand still work? Do I need this function?

Well, when I go to visit Xiao'e's wife tomorrow, I will try it. What effect does Kato Taka's hand have.