film world traveler

"He's already kicking his nose and face, why haven't you done anything yet?"

"You look like an old monk in trance. Could it be that he was frightened by the big owl on the road? It's not like your attitude of being tough on me last time. This is not your style."

Wang Bo pestered Chen Jun behind him, wanting to know the reason.

"It doesn't matter, but a group of autumn grasshoppers can't jump around for a few days." Chen Jun didn't tell him the reason.

When the two of them arrived at their positions, he pointed to his position:

"Now that you two have reconciled, I won't disturb you anymore. You can sit in my original seat."

"Why is this so embarrassing?" Wang Bo pushed back.

Chen Jun raised his eyebrows and said, "If you don't want it, I'll just sit back if you don't want it."

“Don’t don’t don’t!!!”

Wang Bo quickly sat on it and thanked him quickly, which made Wang Libo angry.

"Wang Bo, bring me the salute. I'm sorry, thank you."

Chen Jun put aside his salute and sat next to the police.

The man in front of him is a policeman, and the pretty woman on the left is also a policeman. Just now, he accidentally took advantage of the deliberate collision and saw the gun behind the policewoman's back.

"coming."

Chen Jun was observing attentively when his arm was slapped suddenly, he turned his head and pointed along Wang Bo's finger.

Hu Li, Uncle Li is coming with a smile.

"Looking at his posture, he is bound to win. Can he handle it?" Wang Bo asked in a low voice.

Chen Jun made an OK gesture, moved his head close to the policewoman beside him, leaned against each other like intimate lovers and whispered:

"Miss, you look very beautiful."

"What are you doing? I'm not your girlfriend?" Looking at the handsome face getting closer and closer, Xu Hong's face turned slightly hot.

Chen Jun did not expect this kind of answer and coughed twice in embarrassment, "Officer, you may have misunderstood what I meant."

When Xu Hong heard the sensitive word 'police officer', she subconsciously wanted to get up, but was suppressed by Chen Jun:

"I guess you also know that the man and woman sitting next to me are thieves, and the fox-like middle-aged man has seen it, he is more powerful than the one next to me, and he has human lives in his hands." Chen Jun pointed at Hu.

Li.

"What do you want to do?" Xu Hong asked in a low voice.

"Hurry up and arrest that Hu Li. I promise to persuade the couple next to you to surrender."

"You want to borrow a knife to kill someone!"

"You are wrong. I see injustice on the road. If you don't arrest me, I will stand up and say you are a policeman."

"You!" Xu Hong couldn't help but feel angry.

And as soon as you blurted out the word, the door of the carriage in the distance was kicked open with a bang, and several masked thieves broke in: "Robbery! Robbery! Robbery!"

There were three people in total. The honest fat man took off his mask and held an ax in his hand. The thin man on the right also held an ax. Only behind him was a strong man holding a gun. He answered the door and faced Hu Li in the aisle.

"I hate you robbers the most. You have no technical skills at all."

Hu Li looked at the three silly thieves in front of him, feeling quite helpless, but his stomach was immediately punched by one of them.

Chen Jun saw it in his eyes and knew that the famous scene of hilarious "robbery" was going to be staged in advance.

"Hand over all kinds of cards, IC, IQ, IP cards."

The fat thief was in the aisle, grabbing passengers' wallets wantonly. As he was walking, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he turned to the thin thief on the right and said:

"Brother, wait a moment and let me take advantage of you."

The fat thief looked at Wang Li's funny expression and her weird tone, which instantly made Chen Jun lose control and burst into laughter.

Ha ha ha ha......

The uninhibited laughter immediately attracted the fat thief's attention to Chen Jun.

"Is this funny?" The fat thief pointed the flashing silver light of his ax at him.

Chen Jun stopped smiling: "The person who reported the robbery is not very funny, but very funny."

"You...you...you..." The fat thief's eyes widened angrily, and he waved his hand to chop him down.

"I have an IQ card here, do you have one?" Chen Jun raised his hand, causing the fat thief to stop.

The fat thief stammered: "I don't have it. Give me yours. I...I...don't I have it?"

"Give it to you... you... you can't use it either."

"Give me the password...I...I can use it."

"There is no password, iq is IQ."

The fat thief stretched out his hand and asked: "What is IQ? Bring it here."

"IQ is the brain. You are so stupid. Why does he say you have no brain?" the thin thief next to him pushed the fat thief and reminded him.

"You cursed me for being brainless?"

"I'm not saying you have no brain, I just think you're missing something."

"You said I was missing a string in my brain, do you believe I made you lose your head?" The fat thief raised his ax again.

"Daughter-in-law, save me!" Chen Jun looked frightened and approached Xu Hong, who was laughing next to him.

The fat thief's eyes shone again: "Is this your wife?"

"Yes!" Chen Jun nodded: "The robber is disobedient, you can teach me a lesson."

Sooner or later, he would settle the score with him. Xu Hong rolled her eyes at Chen Jun, straightened her waist, and looked at the fat thief shyly.

"Waist, waist, waist, what's hidden in the waist?" The fat thief looked at Xu Hong's waist and stuttered.

"There's nothing hidden. If you don't believe me, just touch it."

The fat thief smiled and looked at the thin thief brother, "She asked me to touch it."

He stretched out his hand, but the next second the fat thief's expression immediately changed. Xu Hong asked lightly: "What did you touch?"

"gun!"

When the word "gun" came out, Xu Hong immediately drew his gun and stood up: "Don't move, police!"

The two thieves immediately panicked, and the police who had been deployed around them pulled out their guns. In less than a moment, the robbery crisis in the carriage was resolved. Only Wang Li and Wang Bo had pale faces. They were thieves.

At this time, Uncle Li's Qianmen Eight Generals were all subdued, and the second and fourth eyes were no exception.

Seeing that something was wrong, Hu Li took an opportunity and ran away. Two policemen saw him and chased him, but they could not find any trace of the thief king.

At this moment, Hu Li's basic base collapsed instantly and he became a loner!

But Chen Jun was a little depressed. He originally thought that with his intervention, the plot would be postponed as usual, but he didn't expect that the police were not vegetarians and were very powerful, so it developed quickly.

Perhaps the only thing that remained unchanged was that the two male and female thieves, Wang Li and Wang Bo, were really panicked.

Chen Jun came to face the two of them, patted their hands, and comforted them: "Don't panic, listen to my advice, I have a way to protect you!"

"Keep them?"

At some point, Xu Hong suddenly appeared in front of Chen Jun, took out handcuffs, and put them on Chen Jun's hands:

"Hold them? Protect yourself first."

"What crime have I committed? I just teased you a few words."

Xu Hong said solemnly: "Wrong! Chen Jun, I am now officially arresting you for defrauding women."

Chen Jun was confused at first, but suddenly realized what he was doing and cursed in his heart: "System, you son of a bitch, what the hell kind of identity setting is this?"

Wang Li looked surprised: "You are really a fraud!"