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New Year Chapter 2: Nightmare Meow’s New Year’s Eve Festival (Part 2)

"Time flies so fast, another year has passed in the blink of an eye." Xu Tianshi said with emotion, looking at the clear sky.

"Brother, today is already the fifth day of the first lunar month..."

"Ahem, isn't it? It turns out it's already the fifth day of the lunar month. By the way, do you know what the fifth day of the first lunar month is also called?"

"I know! My sister told Zhenyi that the fifth day of the first lunar month is called 'Powu', and people have to eat dumplings!" The black-haired little loli Zhenyi said proudly, raising her little hands high.

"Hey, Zhenyi is right. The fifth day of the first lunar month is commonly known as the "Broken Five" Festival. It is named because folk custom believes that many taboos can be broken on this day. Because this day carries too many people's hopes and aspirations,

Therefore, there were many taboos on this day in ancient times. For example, you must eat dumplings on this day, you cannot cook with uncooked rice, and women are not allowed to visit the house. "Yanjing Years"

"The Record" says: "The fifth day of the Lunar New Year is called 'Po Wu'. During the 'Po Wu', no raw rice is allowed to be used for cooking, and women are not allowed to go out. On the sixth day of the Lunar New Year, the princesses, nobles, eunuchs and other officials come and go to congratulate each other.

The newly married woman also returned to Ning that day, and merchants gradually opened their trade. "Qing Pi Lei Chao" also records: "The fifth day of the first lunar month is Po Wu, and women are not allowed to go out..."

The complainer said, "Young man, this is just Baidu Encyclopedia."

"So that's it. No wonder we came back from the apocalypse today. But brother, we are not women yet, we are just girls... Well, break the taboo. Taboo, taboo... Wuhuhu, Wuhuhuhuhu

…”

Girl, what kind of trouble are you trying to make!

"Damn it, it turns out that the reason why you forgot our agreement was because you thought I was a woman?" Cao Jin gritted his teeth.

No, no, no, he just simply forgot about you.

"Brother Xu, we look so young?" Liu Li said with a cry in a "desperate" manner.

"Yes, yes, the master is right."

...Cute fox, you don’t look old, but you are actually an old monster who is several thousand years old.

"What my speaker said is true. Before I became a heroic spirit, I was still a girl with a girl's heart."

Hey Nero, you are the emperor of Rome, right? Is it possible that the emperor was single? Ah, speaking of which, you are still a girl... isn't this the same as a certain King Arthur, who has a harem?

Lily too? His sister, does a certain cat like Forbidden Love and Lily so much?

"Lord, are you going to make me angry when you say that?" Patchouli pouted and said dissatisfied. I am still a young person in Gensokyo, even though I am over a hundred years old... Well, like other monsters

Isn't he very young? Of course, compared with humans, he is one level older than a monster... Of course, I will not compare my age with humans.

...you still care about age.

"I am a magical girl, not a magical aunt. I am a magical girl, not a magical aunt..." Fite muttered there.

Ah, in "Magic Senki Force", you and Nanoha were called Magic Aunts. Speaking of which, it seems that you were already...

"Inscribers of future generations, the passage of time cannot leave traces on our family, which means that we will always remain in the most beautiful moment in our lives. Take back your words, your words will cause the angel family to fight against you.

"Valkyrie Brynhildr said righteously.

Hey, hey, can this cause a war? Are you kidding me?

"..." Shaye remained silent.

There is no need to care about age when it comes to pieces of meat.

"Am I very old? That's right. Being exposed to the wind and sun every day and not paying attention to maintenance will definitely make me look very old. Forget it, I am a weapons dealer, why should I care about my age? But I am really the youngest? Alas, Being exposed to the wind and sun every day without paying attention to maintenance will definitely make you look older. Forget it..." Garami murmured to himself.

So, Sister Yu, you still care about it.

"Hey everyone, there's no need to be like this... I just pasted and copied Baidu Encyclopedia!" Xu Tianshi argued weakly.

The boy's voice was drowned in the bombardment of various languages.

The complainer said, you are asking for death.

(Hmph, since it’s broken five, I don’t have to abide by so many taboos anymore...)

...Hey, hey cat, what kind of trouble are you trying to make?

(Look at it, meow.)

I have a strange premonition.

"Outo tunne? (Strange premonition?)" The golden chain suddenly emitted a line of text in the air.

...I totally forgot that you, a lolita, can hear the complaints of the complainers. Speaking of which, which language is this?

"Finnish. An uneducated voice laments your lack of knowledge and then goes to death in self-blame." A cold and melodious voice whispered.

Finnish...

Eh?

Eh——?

This familiar voice, this familiar vicious complaint... Oh my God, Ke Yi?

"Have you just realized now? You are worthy of spending the rest of your life in a dark corner."

"I agree with you. (I agree)"

Hey, hey... This is not good, this is definitely not good! A certain cat, isn't she supposed to stay in the apocalypse, why did she come here!

(Hmph, breaking the taboo, then let’s have no taboos, meow!)

...You completely misunderstood the meaning of breaking five sections.

(The way to break taboos? The magic of dreaming!)

Too lazy to complain about you.

At this moment, Xu Tianshi finally discovered something was wrong.

"I said...don't you feel that the room has suddenly become very crowded?"

"Of course it will be crowded. If there are more than 20 people at once, how can we not be crowded? Let me ask Ye Wen, will you die if you take back your wings?" The sunny young man said dissatisfiedly.

"Hai Ai, you have no right to accuse me." The eight-winged killing angel shook its wings helplessly.

"Um, Ye Xi, can you retract your wings? Your wings are pressing down on me..." The weak six-armed Naga seemed to be enjoying it?

"Ah! So you are here, Suru..." A certain phoenix discovered the other party at this moment.

"Aww, isn't this the pitiful young man who was bullied by me back then? We meet again!" The wolf-eared young man greeted with a smile.

"Huh, knock my head off...ahem, I'll figure it out later." The headless horseman wearing a motorcycle helmet decisively stopped talking.

"Big brother, thank you for the food you gave mom." The ghost boy bowed.

"..." This is a nightmare that I have been dreaming about.

"Sister, I finally see you again..." Xu Tianshi, the vicissitudes version, hugged his sister...his past sister.

"I saw my brother, I actually saw my brother... This is a dream. Well, it must be a dream." The royal sister, who was surrounded by a simple flywheel, murmured to herself.

"As expected, you can only see your savior when you are dreaming." The noble knight sighed, pushed through the crowd and sat next to a certain boy.

"It's weird, why do I feel like I'm being raped..." The fat and handsome officer scratched his head and looked at the knight going away.

"Huh? What did you say?" The petite gray-haired girl narrowed her eyes dangerously and twisted her little hand three times around a fat man's waist.

"Sister, can we have a nice talk today?"

"Sister, this is for sure, because we are dreaming!" The non-existent sisters were very motivated.

Well, by the way, these are all your lines for today.

"For a single uncle, this is a perfect paradise." The bearded uncle said with emotion.

"Master Patchouli!" the little devil cheered and threw himself into the witch's arms.

"Watch the door, watch the door..." The red-haired doorman sat by the door and fell asleep...

"Nia, have you seen Simon?"

"No, what about you, Yuko? Have you found Kamina?"

"Not really...you can't even see it in your dreams."

"We are here." Two souls floated up from the boy's body and waved.

"Ah? Where is this... shouldn't I be in District 11?" The girl with the golden dragon tail was confused.

"Woohoo~" The natural girl firmly occupied a certain boy's chest.

"Alesha, Alesha...Alesha?" The ordinary boy stared blankly at the vampire floating up from the boy's body.

"Master, we meet again... Even if it is a dream, it is a pleasant dream."

"Why am I here...it's so cold! Let's go back to sleep." The girl with glittering gold shuddered and shrank back.

"I can't see my father..." The girl in a white wedding dress sighed and went back lonely.

"Where is this place?" The bloody holy angel emerged from the young man's body in confusion.

"Meow meow!" A certain black cat slapped her back with a paw as if it was a crime.

"Ugh." Girl Wang Hu turned over and continued to sleep.

"Stop——!" Xu Tianshi snatched his sister back and shouted loudly.

Silence filled the place.

"Time is on your side, what kind of weird situation is this?"

"The past me was just a dream." Xu Tianshi savagely opened the boy's hand and took his sister back into his arms... Well, the past sister.

"Hundan, this is my sister!"

"Of course, it's mine too."

"Give it back to me!"

"We are one person anyway, so what's yours is mine? Besides, you've been occupying it for so long, why don't you just make me happy?"

"..."

"Two brothers, two brothers..." Xu Tianqing had already fainted.

When no one was paying attention, a certain black cat tapped its right paw on the ground and whispered something.

"Material reconstruction, space reconstruction..."

Ahem, you're a cat, right? Since you're a cat, don't talk, Hun Dan!

"So that cat can talk?" Ke Yi thought thoughtfully.

“original pi?iyi s?hb?t.(It turns out cats can talk.)”

Hey girl, that's enough! If you want to complain about me, just use Chinese!

"Can't you even understand Azerbaijani? He is really an uneducated person."

...You win, girl. I said, is there a language in this world that you don't understand?

“As long as Google Translate understands it, I understand it all.”

To put it simply, you two just use Google Translate.

"You are Google Translate, and your whole family is Google Translate." Luo Ya's chain used Chinese for the first time when complaining about someone.

Just when the two people here kept complaining about someone, the room suddenly changed and turned into an endless prairie, with a group of alpacas running happily on it... Next to it was a two-story stone building.

The taste of the small building is obvious from cavemen. There are many barbecue grills in front of the house, and even the food is ready.

Tucao said that the alpacas running on the prairie... it is self-evident which prairie this is.

A group of people stacked on top of each other screamed "Wow" and fell to the ground. Those who were stronger could keep their heads from touching the ground, while the rest were all grinning.

"What's going on..." Everyone was confused.

"We are dreaming." Wang Yang's eyes flashed and he said with certainty.

"Dream?" Xu Tianshi asked in confusion.

"I am a nightmare, and I know this kind of thing very well. I am sure that we must be dreaming."

...I dream about your sister!

"That's right. If it wasn't a dream, how could we be here?" Xu Tianshi immediately agreed with his statement.

...to your sister!

"I said, is it interesting that you are complaining here and they can't hear you?" Ke Yi whispered coldly.

Girl, you don’t understand this. If he could hear it, I would probably be dead long ago...

"?, ?? ?? ??.(Definitely, even I want to kill you.)"

...Loli, what on earth is this crooked thing?

"Georgian. If you said this is not a dream, then it is real? Very good, we have good information again." Ke Yi said with satisfaction.

Girl, please respect yourself. I don’t want someone who can hear my complaints to die...

"Don't worry, I am self-aware. Thank you for your advice. You are indeed a good person."

...Ah? Is this a compliment? I always feel like something is wrong. I received a good guy card out of nowhere.

the other side.

Xu Tianshi got up from the ground, scratched his head and said: "Hey, this is the first time I have had such a dream. Forget it, since it is a dream, there is no need to care about whether it is a demon or not, right? Well, everyone has it anyway.

If you are a member of the Super Red Lotus Group, let’s continue the unfinished New Year’s Eve festival today!”

"Super Red Lotus Group?" Hai Ai asked doubtfully.

"Ah, by the way, you guys already left when the group name was decided."

"I'm not a member of your team, am I... No, you used to be a member of the Super Red Lotus Group, so I am one too? That's not right either." Xu Tianshi said with a headache.

"Speaking of which, who are you? Do I know you?" berserker vampire girl Alessa, Vlad's master, asked doubtfully.

"Master, he is Saber and Rider's master. Have you forgotten? You tricked him once when you left the hospital."

"Ah, he must have been the one who severely injured you!"

"Hey, you were the one who wanted to kill us first! No, that's not the point. I said, why did you come to me? Who are these people? Why are there so many people on me?"

"You just know." Ouyang Yijiu sighed.

"That was the Holy Grail War, and we are all enemies. Besides, didn't you also set a trap for us to escape? In this case, we must be prepared to die."

"It's time..." the two Xu Tianshi sighed at the same time.

"...What are you sighing for?"

"I was just thinking that we are one person and can cause trouble wherever we go..."

"Eh? By the way, did the Holy Grail War happen in your past?"

"How did I know? I was just an ordinary person before."

"Too."

"Two brothers, two brothers..." Xu Tianqing was still there in a daze.

"Two Brother Xu, two Brother Xu..."

"two……"

...It looks like there will be two more girls.

"Hey, why are you talking so much? Since it is a dream, you will be unhappy when you wake up after thinking so much!" Uncle Qian Yuan said loudly.

"Correct answer!"

"agree!"

"Second!"

"..."

Everyone shouted at the same time.

"Well, that's true. Well, let's see, this dream is not bad. There is a barbecue grill, and there are... dumplings for barbecue? Hey, barbecue dumplings?" Xu Tianshi's whole face was "awkward".

"It's delicious." Shaye suddenly said three words.

"I want it plain."

You really don’t refuse anyone who comes, you meaty girl...

The two Xu Tianshi looked at each other and shrugged helplessly.

"Well, in the future, I will barbecue dumplings, right? Anyway, today is Po Wu, so I should eat dumplings."

"In my past, was it the fifth day of the Lunar New Year over there? I really envy you. I remember that I was eating instant noodles lonely in the basement..."

"Eh? Basement?"

"Yes, everyone in the family went out, and my sister was taken away by force. I was not allowed to stay at home alone, so I could only stay in the basement of the supermarket where I worked."

"Poor me."

"Being pitied by myself...I always feel like my life is so weak..."

"Ahem."

"Huh? There's still wine?" Fatty Lan, who had sharp eyes, discovered the liquor placed in the room.

"Oh! I haven't had a drink for a long time, so I must try some meat today!" Hai Ai said excitedly.

"Hey, you also like to drink? It's very immodest to tell you that when I was in the army, I was known as the 'Double Barrel'!"

"Double barrel?"

"Wine barrel, rice barrel."

"...That's not a good name, right?"

"Put aside the details, we won't go home until we get drunk today!"

"no problem!"

"There's really a lot of wine..." Zhang Yifan narrowed her eyes dangerously.

"There are many beautiful girls..." Ye Xi also narrowed his eyes dangerously.

"You want to have sex while drunk, right?" Zhang Yifan and Ye Xi simultaneously extended their sinful right hands.

"ah!"

Poor young people, who made you leave the group... This is the price of having girls!

"Umm~"

(You are the wailing of a defeated dog in life, you complainer.)

...You damn meow, do you have a girl?

"Meow meow~"

(Yes, why not? Look, isn’t the person still sleeping over there the one I arranged for myself to have a harem?)

Humph, is that so? It seems like your harem is in love with a certain boy. Besides, is it really okay for you to have a harem?

"Meow!"

(No, no problem!)

Hehe, will your half body cook you?

"Meow……"

(Not to mention the half-length body, I have already been cooked once in Gensokyo! Oh my god, even my ears and tail were used by the unscrupulous miko to decorate myself...)

"Luo Ya, be sure to take note of what they said, maybe it contains some information." Ke Yi poked the blond loli next to him and whispered.

Loya nodded.

...Hey girl, are you planting a spy?

"Oh, why is there charcoal in the stove but no fire? Isn't this a lie?" Xu Tianshi looked at the barbecue grill with a pained face.

"Ye Xi, come and light the fire."

"Hmph, I'll let you go for now." Ye Xi let go of his hand without hesitation, letting the exhausted Hai Ai fall to the ground.

She snapped her fingers, and all the stoves burned at the same time.

"...It's really convenient, future me."

"It's not as good as you. We can only eat cooked food. Time is good, but no one among the bunch of people knows how to cook. I really envy you, you can still eat the food cooked by your sister."

"Ahaha, just be envious and jealous! Ah? I always feel a strange sense of disobedience..."

"Because I am you, idiot."

The complainer said, you two are idiots, that’s right.

"You dare to call my man an idiot? You are really brave. Luoya, let him die here today."

"no problem."

...Haha, it’s impossible, it’s impossible, I’m a complainer, how can you kill me?

"Sometimes verbal violence is more terrifying than physical violence... Do you want to hear about the dialectical relationship between humans and demons? I can tell it better than Tang Seng."

...please spare me.

"Ha, you are really as timid as a mouse, aren't you Luo Ya?"

"That's right, he's still an idiot."

"I never get paid, and my job is often taken away by others."

"That's right, that idiot."

"Looking at his appearance, he must be a human being in real life."

"Yes, he is an idiot."

"He must have had a crush on someone before, but someone took her away. Well, the person who took her away was his best friend."

"Yes, because he is an idiot."

"Even if I find a girl in the future, she will be raped by a local bumpkin because of the distance."

"Yes, so he is a fool."

"Ah? Where is the person?"

"I must have fainted."

"Well, leave him alone. By the way, where are you now?"

"South of Caiyun, near the provincial capital."

"It's a bit far away from me...I'm over there in the Imperial Capital."

"With whom?"

"Chu Yayin and Uncle Qian Yuan, and the pair of sisters, the one who never has any lines."

"Understood. Others?"

"Not sure, not enough information."

"learn."

The two girls on one side were muttering to each other, but on the other side they looked very excited.

"Here, drink this!" Hai Ai was holding a big bowl filled with white wine.

"I said, this is too much." Xu Tianshi's face turned pale.

"It's too much, it's not right at all! Don't you think so, my good friend?"

"Of course, this amount is just one mouthful! By the way, he will still have me after he's done!" Fatty Lan was also holding a big bowl.

The comrade said weakly, when did you two get together?

Hidden...

"Wow, I didn't expect that barbecue dumplings taste good! Well, I like the chicken flavor!" Tamamo Mae smiled and "poured" the dumplings into his mouth. This was really "pouring", it was full.

The dumplings on the plate disappeared into her little mouth in the blink of an eye... Is that mouth Doraemon's pocket? Is it connected to the fourth dimension? How on earth did you pour the dumplings and talk at the same time?

"Caster, pay attention to your eating habits!" Nero scolded her righteously. Her eating habits were extremely elegant. After all, she was the king of a country during her lifetime. But... your hands have become afterimages! Are you that hungry?

!

"Should I pay attention to my eating habits? The ones over there seem scarier than me..."

On the other side, Saya turned directly into pieces of meat, wrapping a small mountain of dumplings inside...

Plain stuffed.

Uncle Qian Yuan came to the table where the knights were sitting with a wine glass in hand, and said with a bright face: "I said, don't you have some drinks?"

"No, we are full..." Several knights looked pale and answered the question in a non-verbal manner. Ever since they saw Saya eating, they had no appetite anymore...

"Huh-huh-" Hong Meiling and Wang Hu girl slept peacefully.

"What on earth is going on?" Tong Yue was at a loss with her mouth full of dumplings, and the only person accompanying her was the cheerful grass-mud horse.

A certain black cat happily looked at the happy crowd in front of him, turned around and bent down towards the void.

"Thank you for your continued support to me. To be honest, I have nothing to repay, so I can only work hard to write it down. As I said, as long as there is one person who reads it, I will continue to write it down.

If you are not satisfied with this article, you can always find a lot on the Piaotian Literature Network. It is you who are supporting me and warming me. And what about me? I just want to feed back the truest feelings in my heart through words to

Everyone. I know that my writing is not good, but I will try my best."

"Thank you again."