Finally I Get You

Article 3 of the "Man's Manual": For women, the luckiest thing may be that after being dumped by Guo Degang, but being taken over by Wu Yanzu; but the actual situation is often that after being dumped by Guo Degang, all chasing you are like eight or two golds Man.

(I don’t know what kind of shoes the Baliangjin looks like, please see the photos in the author's words in this chapter)

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Gu Shengnan began a long journey of cruel torture by a customer whom he had never met before.

"Teacher Gu! The one on Victoria is here again!" With this tragic call, a menu was photographed in front of Gu Shengnan by someone.

Gu Shengnan was busy filling tuna with small tomatoes. Hearing this, he quickly took a towel and wiped his hands and picked up the menu.

Just one glance, Gu Shengnan's heart was broken. Why not just have a tsunami and wipe out all the yachts parked there?

The assistant watched in a cold sweat from the side: "How can there be such a flamboyant guest in the world? This is simply the final dish of the International Culinary Contest!"

Gu Shengnan handed over the finishing work of this dish to Xiao Zhou, and quickly set about dealing with the most difficult customer in history.

"First, I made the easiest Picata-style pan-fried pork slices with creamy mushroom sauce." Turning around and instructing the assistant, "The chef has no seven-finger rib lamb chops. Contact the supplier and ask them to send it over."

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When Vivienne called, Gu Shengnan had just prepared the whole meal. As soon as he ordered the waiter to deliver the things to the Victoria, someone sent her the landline of the back kitchen: "Teacher Gu, your phone number."

As soon as Gu Shengnan picked it up, Vivienne's critical voice immediately came: "When are you going to replace the phone? Now you have to transfer to the extension four times."

"I'm busy, just say something."

"Are you coming to your mother's wedding?"

Gu Shengnan was taken aback.

Gu Shengnan has a million reasons not to attend Ms. Liu’s second wedding tonight, but these one million reasons can’t beat Vivian’s understatement: "You don’t even want to praise your mother. The field, you have to praise the white moonlight field that you have secretly loved for so many years."

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That night, Gu Shengnan sat on the family and friends table closest to the main table, holding his chin and watching not far away-watching his mother happily entering the wedding march holding her "white moonlight".

Zheng Wuwei Chen was mixed, and Vivian, who was sitting on the side, made up for her again: "The high school teacher you have been in love with for so many years married a mother who is nearly half a hundred years old, but still beautiful and beautiful than you, how do you feel? ?"

Gu Shengnan didn't even look at him, but accurately found Vivian's thigh with his hand under the table and slammed it.

Vivienne stared with pain, and Gu Shengnan glanced at him, finally feeling a little balanced.

I still remember that when Vivian saw Ms. Liu for the first time, like everyone who had seen the mother and daughter, her jaw dropped in surprise. "Why does a mother who is so hot from character to figure give birth to a daughter like you who can't even tie a ponytail?"

Gu Shengnan’s explanation at the time was: “It’s because of such a beautiful mountain pressing on me that I was forced to become a female man.”

At this moment, Vivian saw that she was more sullen and unhappy than she was lost in love, and her mouth that had never been a good word was also loosened: "Hey...you, you, but don't make any difference to your stepdad Think!" He patted Gu Shengnan's shoulder schematically.

It’s really been 800 years since Vivian’s mouth was so pitying for her. Gu Shengnan was just a little touched, but he heard Vivian add plaintively: "Even if you want to do something wrong, like you A female man can definitely not compete with your mother."

"You will never understand that when I went home to visit Ms. Liu one day, I found out that my previous'white moonlight' came out of a bathroom not far away surrounded by a bath towel. That scene would hit me hard. If you have the wrong thoughts, the wrong thoughts would have died on that day and that scene."

Looking at the "white moonlight" again, Gu Shengnan recalled his extremely failed life of nearly 29 years, and thought that he would just die tonight.

Seeing that she was like a hungry tiger, sweeping the dishes on the table quickly, the guests at the table with her looked in their eyes, and they were all murmured in their hearts, but she had to take care of her as a bride’s daughter, gently. Remind her to eat too much: "Shengnan, I really envy you, you can't get fat no matter how you eat."

Gu Shengnan quickly understood the other party's implication, so he stopped his chopsticks and made two embarrassed "hehe". Vivienne really looked at Gu Shengnan's chest as if someone else was praising Gu Shengnan, and said: "What's the envy of her, she's also thin where she shouldn't be thin."

"..." Gu Shengnan was completely hit.

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Gu Shengnan finally succeeded in getting himself drunk before the end of the song.

When Vivienne walked out of the hotel with Gu Shengnan, who was drunk and unconscious, brilliant fireworks exploded from the horizon—this was a gift specially prepared by Ms. Liu for her wedding. Vivian looked up at the fireworks, then patted the heavy object in his arms that made him panting: "Hey! If you pretend to be drunk, stand up straight for me now, immediately, or..."

Vivienne's threat didn't work at all. Is it really drunk? Vivienne looked up to the sky and sighed: "Even if you are sad, you can't get yourself so drunk, right? What if my friend sees me walking down the street with my arms around you, and if you suspect that I change my sexuality, then forget it. If I suspect that I change my sexuality, I will hook up. She turned out to be a woman who wants to have no figure, a face and a face. How can I continue to mix in the rivers and lakes?"

He had said all the words he owed so much, and she still had no reaction at all, and Vivian finally confirmed that she was really drunk this time.

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The evening breeze was blowing slowly, and the harbor was so quiet that the floating sound of waves could be heard.

The lights were on on the Victorian deck. The man who had just finished sauna walked out of the cabin wearing a cardigan and slacks and stood by the railing to answer the phone.

The evening wind blew the corners of his clothes, and his abdominal muscles were faintly visible. His hair was also slightly tossed by the night wind, wrapping everything casually and softly. But there was no soft light in his eyes, as if the other end of the phone was talking about something unpleasant to him.

"Mr. Lu, the owner of Bauhinia has urged us several times and asked us what the final price was. He also threatened to transfer to Ming Ting Hotel if we refused to give a clear answer."

He smiled faintly, and the light projected from the deck cast a somewhat permeating shadow on his mouth: "I will definitely get the bauhinia, but he asks for too high a price. Since he dared to speak loudly, I would of course use me. The price is lowered in my own way."

"But Mingting's side..."

The man speaks a bit arrogantly: "Don't worry, everything is under my control..."

At this moment, a blast of retching interrupted him--

"vomit!"

"vomit!"

The man paused.

Could it be that his arrogant arrogance made someone sick and vomit?

The man leaned slightly out of the railing and saw a figure squatting next to the yacht, retching after a while.

It was a terrible sight. The man frowned and ended the call briefly. He was about to return to the cabin, but at this moment, the body of the man squatting next to the yacht shook, and he almost fell into vomit with a "puff". In the sea water.

Just a glimpse of this scene, the man with a slightly more serious cleanliness suddenly felt like he was struck by lightning, unable to move from the hair to the toes.

He finally got over, endured the discomfort of the whole body, and looked at the drunk again. I saw the drunk squatting on the shore, shaking and shaking with extreme danger, as if he would fall into the sea in the next second, but miraculously shook himself back in the next second.

Although if a news headline appeared on the front page tomorrow morning: "In the Bauhinia Hotel, a drunk woman was drowned in sea water and the vomit it made", then Bauhinia’s offer could be lowered effortlessly, but...

The man who still had a trace of conscience finally couldn't hold it back, and quickly stepped off the yacht, pulling the drunk back from the dangerous shore.

Seeing the face of the drunk clearly, the man was taken aback.

The drunk wandered around, without realizing that he was being grabbed. He raised his other free hand and wiped the water stains from his mouth with his arm. This action once again made the man immobile like being struck by lightning.

The man closed his eyes abruptly, and after exhausting all his strength, he barely ignored the suspected vegetable scum on the drunk's mouth, and then opened his eyes again.

Only now I found that this drunk was familiar.

But before he could ask questions, the drunkard asked him first: "You...who are you?"

The man seemed to be suppressing the discomfort of the whole body, and his voice came out of his teeth: "Me? Lu Jin."

The drunk looked up at him, squinting his eyes as if he was distinguishing: "Lu...lu...lu..."

After "Lu" for a long time, he couldn't hold back the next word. Lu Jin was hesitating whether to simply press the woman into the sea to sober up and then take it out. Suddenly, his pupils suddenly became big because of surprise.

She staggered towards him.

In the next second, Lu Jin heard an onomatopoeia he would never forget in his life: "Oh!"

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Remember when Lu Zheng mentioned in "Half Happiness, Half Love" that he had a brother who was not seen? Remember Vivian who molested the little saint in "Don't Be Like This"?

That's them!

ps: For the future plot, Sheng Nan has been changed to a higher-ranking Western food chef

Baliangjin is him! I like dropping a comedian very much. what? Don't want me to despise you with my sharp eyes? Then... leave a message, haha