Finest Servant

Last time, I said that there was an incomparable YD's voice from outside the door: "Huh? When did the group become so popular?"

A rookie was excited, and they were all annoyed when they heard YD's voice, and turned their heads to look.

I saw the people who came to walk on the gossip walking dragon steps, and danced the Taiji map of the universe (actually, the whole body looked like a bastard with loose hips and no bones, walking swaying), with lewd smiles on his face, and a humming in his mouth. Humbled: "I touch, touch~! I touched the girl's small hand, the second I touched the golden beads on the girl's head, and the third I touched..." It turned out to be the No. 1 celebrity in Jiading District except Lao Yu. The third brother is shameless and invincible.

Officer, why do you think these three brothers are so shameless and invincible? It's just that this fellow can sing a good poem, write a good essay, and be good at everything, coaxing Lao Yu to feel comfortable, and teaching him half of the "Eighteen Touch" minor tunes, so that he can have today's status. This is the gossip, and listen to a certain family to return to the text.

It was said that the third brother was shameless and invincible and entered the house. Taking advantage of his high spirits today, everyone asked for the half of the "Eighteen Touches". It's just that the third brother is shameless and invincible and also knows that this little song is the foundation of his current fling, so he naturally refuses to pass it on to others easily. While dealing with the crowd, he pondered: Jian Chi is a slut who is shameless to compete with me on weekdays, and today he doesn't even want his old face. Compared to it? If this is the case, what face will I have in the shameless world of family members in the future? No, let's hurry up and find an opportunity to suppress his arrogance and then flash people. When the general thought of this, he casually said: "Today, all the prostitutes are very interested, and if you are not talented, you can also have fun.

Farewell to the sky,

Yunshan will fade away at the end of the year,

The sword head has been folded to hide the beard cover,

Chi'an Nanfen fights Bird Mountain. "

As soon as this poem was exported, without waiting for everyone to speak, Third Brother Shameless and Invincible cried out in his heart. Didn't I find it by myself? Jianchi, a slut, was always depressed because of his thoughts of spring, but now he was forced by Shishui Ruosi to ignore his old face, and my last sentence clearly told him that he should get angry. Come on, it's impossible to do such activities, you have to find a reason to get out. Immediately, he said: "Aiya~! Not good! I almost forgot that Yu was peeping at the White Horse Temple together at about a certain evening today. Everyone forgives your sins, I'm sorry." Immediately left.

Without waiting for the third brother to walk out of the hall door, Can Yun, who was speechless after hearing it for a long time, shouted: "Have it, the muds will force the puppets, and then call the muds to force the puppets, and see how the pure drops of the original can clean up the muds!" Said Well, sing a poem:

Passion flows eastward, caresses the sword lightly,

The river water is infatuated with emotion.

If the wine is sad and love has no traces,

People are injured to the point that things have been moved.

The third brother, Shameless and Invincible, heard this as soon as he walked out of the hall. Immediately quickened his pace and flew away, thinking to himself, "Good, you Canyun, if you don't want to get involved, just say it directly, how can you add fuel to this slut's fire, no, I have to dodge quickly, and don't suffer the disaster of the city gate."

Ah San was walking here, and the old magician Fan Xi also reacted over there. I saw Fan Xi's old god stick with an old-fashioned face, sitting cross-legged, palms facing the sky, like an old monk entering meditation, his mind wandering too empty, and faintly showing a little glow. But if you continue to pretend to be deep at this time, you will definitely be angered by Jian Chi, so this old god, oh, no, it's Fan Xi's eyes slightly opened, and he shouted the Buddha's name: "Goose rice tofu~! It's also flashy." After that, he left a poem:

Years have passed, and the clothes are returned,

The spring breeze leans against the railing,

If there is no Tianhe swallowing the sun and the moon,

Sri Lankan people are stupid when they don't see wine.

float away. It's just that when everyone saw him walking away from Jianchi's sight, the speed suddenly accelerated, and they shouted loudly: "Sanguo, slow down~! Wait a minute, let's go to the White Horse Temple to study how to touch the eighteen~!" When Brother Shameless and Invincible heard it, he immediately said with joy: "Good talk~! Good talk~! Tobacco, alcohol, tobacco and alcohol together~!"

How could I just blurt out "tobacco and alcohol"? Isn't this a blatant rhetoric for him? Whatever, whatever. If it's done today, there is still a chance to find it again in the future. Then he quickened his pace and left with the third brother Shameless and Invincible.

God is pitiful, not to mention that the third brother is very shameless and invincible, how can he be easily grabbed by the pigtail and knocked back? What if he catches him by accident? This fellow has been shameless to the point of invincibility, how can he be a good stubble.

Just when everyone was puzzled, the more that Fan Xi walked in such a hurry, the more he seemed to be running. Shishui Ruosi had a drink and said, "Hehe~! This old magic stick doesn't even say that he ran away by himself, and he even plays some secret signals, and he is not a good bird. It's Canyun, who looks smart and clever at ordinary times. , why are you so confused today?" I suddenly remembered that the cause of today's incident was myself, and if that slut Jianchi got angry, he would definitely find him first... Thinking of this, cold sweat broke out, and the feeling of drinking disappeared, and he glanced at the side and lowered his head. The silent swordsman. I saw that the man's forehead was bulging with blue veins, and there were countless black lines, and his body was already shaking. At the moment, he shouted "No" and turned around and hurriedly fled out the door. It's a pity that this old pedantic, third-rate, nine-teacher, and all-rounder is perfect in everything, but today he only hates his parents for giving birth to a few fewer legs.

Poor other rookies think they understand why these great talents are running for their lives one after another in such a panic. But even a little bit more awake, seeing that the situation was not good, he also retreated. It's just that Can Yun, who pretended to be pure, still didn't seem to understand what was going on, and said to Jian Chi: "A certain sword, when you comment on my poem, it is also hidden and it is not worse than yours. What? You didn't see it? I'll explain it to you."

After he finished speaking, he set out the pen and ink to write. Before leaving the hall, everyone was surprised, how could this poem add fuel to the fire, so that several great talents rushed to escape, and they all looked up. Suddenly, I saw only big characters on the piece of paper:

dead sword

water idiot

if love

Sri Lanka

All of a sudden, everyone was like a cloudless day, and their hearts were excited. It turns out that this poem is so hidden, Can Yun is worthy of being one of the four poets of this group. But it seemed that the situation was wrong just now. How could this poem make other people turn around and run away after reading it? Looking at it again, everyone was suddenly dripping with cold sweat and cramping in their hands and feet. Good you Canyun, others just use your name as a poem to hide the head and the tail, and it's not harmless at all. As soon as your poem comes out, there is a hint of ridicule for Jian Chi... No wonder Jian Chi is going to run wild. No, I'll wait for the flash~! ! ! Immediately, everyone dispersed as birds and beasts, lest they run fast enough.

The words are divided into two ends, and the flowers bloom in two branches. In other words, Jian Chi is waiting to taste the poems of the crowd as soon as he hears it.

Thinking alone: ​​Who did I provoke today? Isn't it just after reminiscing about the taste of love at the beginning, and by the way, I have to YY again, but everyone thinks that I am not pleasing to the eye, and everyone writes poems and humiliates me? I rely on! ! ! I'm going to run wild~! ~! No...As an administrator, I have to maintain my image, and my image is the most important! ! ! When he arrived here, good luck made people, Can Yun's "good" poem came into his ears, and he was immediately aroused that one Buddha ascended to heaven, two Buddhas were born, and three corpses jumped violently. I only felt that a certain line in my body "bounced" and broke...