Finest Servant

"My lord, can I take the liberty of asking a question?" Lord Lin said graciously.

King Cheng glanced at him with a smile: "Master Lin, you are my guest of honor today, why should you be so polite, if you have anything to say, this king must know everything."

Lin Wanrong nodded, pointed at the pretty woman in the field, and said softly: "My lord, can you tell me why you are making fun of this young lady? Could it be that she doesn't laugh normally, or laughs too much, mouth Cramps?"

King Cheng was stunned for a while, what is this called, laughing too much and his mouth cramping? Only the kid Lin San could figure it out. The prince laughed, patted his shoulder and said, "Lin Lin is really funny and humorous. This prince is very optimistic about you. It seems that you are the guest of honor tonight. It's not that this lady doesn't know how to laugh, but she said, Her smile only blooms on the person she likes, maybe it's you, Lord Lin!"

"Really?" Lin Wanrong squinted at the woman in the field, and said with a smile: "This lady really has a personality, I like it. In fact, laughter is a very important thing. Oh, Lord, what do you think, What does it mean to be successful as a human being?" He said the next sentence aloud, so that everyone in the hall could hear it clearly. After listening to Lord Lin's eloquent remarks, the people in the hall immediately stopped talking and pricked up their ears to listen to him. high theory.

"This, this king has not thought about it yet." Prince Cheng said with a smile: "I wish to hear that Lord Lin has a good opinion."

"Of course you don't have to think about it, Your Highness, you are born with a rich and noble life, and you were born with a golden spoon. How can we be compared with you." Master Lin giggled: "Tell me to be a successful person. It's very simple. Men have to go up every day. Women have to laugh a lot. Hey, lord, you are a wise person, you will definitely understand when you hear it."

He is a slut. The words he said were also sultry, and there were many saucy people like him in the hall. As soon as they heard his cryptic words, some people couldn't help laughing out loud. This Lord Lin seems to be a veteran in the Fengyue Field, so he can tell such hidden jokes.

Those who responded quickly and slowly heard the meaning of his words, turned around and laughed secretly, but the young lady in the field glanced at him and didn't know what she was thinking.

King Cheng laughed and said: "High, high! Master Lin is really unpredictable. This king admires you, and now I am more and more optimistic about you. However, today's presence is all my Dahua elites. You also have a lot of them. Great enemy!" After he finished speaking, he seemed to glance at everyone casually, but his eyes fell on Su Mubai.

If you can be this young lady's guest of honor, you will definitely surpass the gods happily, and everyone's mind will be attracted by the beauty. All eyes fell on her, thinking hard about how to make her laugh.

Sure enough, it is the elite of Dahua, who is extremely agile. Lord Lin yawned lazily, and saw the big belly Lord Ye who was talking just now stand up and said, "All my colleagues are so humble,

Then the lower officials will throw bricks and attract jade, and show their ugliness first. Lord, let me tell a joke! "

King Cheng nodded and smiled, motioning him to continue, Lin Wanrong gave him a contemptuous look, he was so old and fat, and he wanted to be the guest of the young lady. It's quite waves.

"This brother, what is the position of this Lord Ye in the court? I see that he is quick-witted and suave. I think he should not be under me in the official position." Lord Lin asked an adult sitting behind him. road.

Under the astonishment of the master, he almost spit out the fine wine in his mouth. Master Lin is indeed the favorite minister of the emperor, and even Master Ye does not take his place in his eyes. It seems that taking his place is just around the corner. A close official of the emperor: "Oh, Lord Lin, you said Lord Ye, he is the official minister of the court!"

Minister of Officials? Yaya, isn't that the boss of my immediate boss? Master Lin smiled awkwardly: "This Xiongtai is really honest. In fact, Master Ye is on the mountain for me, how could I not know him? I asked this just now, just to get acquainted with Xiongtai, Xiongtai's surname is Gao, Where is the high school?"

The adult hurriedly clasped his fists and said, "Don't dare, Yan Daoji, the lower official, is a scholar of the Wenhua Palace, who is responsible for the copying and recording of various historical books. In addition, every major event, such as offering sacrifices to heaven and amnesty , and the lower officials also drafted edicts for the emperor."

Oh, isn't this the secretary, this is a good job. Yan Daoji's position is first in the back row, indicating that he is the first in the second gear. Lin Wanrong clasped his fist and said, "It turned out to be Yan Daoji, brother Yan. I have been looking up for a long time, and I am disrespectful."

Lord Lin was chatting with Yan Dao in a false way, but he heard that Lord Ye had already started to tell jokes over there. I saw him with a big belly, walking to the lady's side step by step, flatteringly smiled: "Once upon a time, there was a scholar who made fun of a stuttering child, he said: 'If you learn to speak Tao Taro update 649503528 personal Q number If the duck calls me, I'll buy you a bag of melon seeds to eat!' The stuttering child said, 'You just buy me ten bags of melon...melon...melon...melon seeds, and I won't teach you how to call a duck!!!"

While telling jokes, he imitated the duck's bark, his belly twitched, it was ridiculous, and everyone laughed together. Lord Ye glanced at the young lady proudly, but saw that her expression was light and indifferent, and she had no intention of laughing at all.

Lin Wanrong laughed, you old man tells jokes, and you are too lack of enthusiasm. When we men tell jokes, how can we be so honest and don't have a bit of meat, what kind of jokes are there?

Seeing that Mr. Ye, the Minister of Personnel, personally went out, although the effect was very small, he played a good leading role. Suddenly, a few people started to tell jokes, but the woman was like a natural ice cube, and others laughed. She looked up, only her face was expressionless and motionless, like a deaf person.

Dressed upside down! Master Lin snickered in his heart. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes today, I wouldn't have known that you, a fox, could even pretend to be a fairy, with such a holy appearance.

Seeing that the atmosphere on the field was getting more and more active, but there was no one that could make the beautiful woman laugh, King Cheng glanced around, his eyes fell on Su Mubai, and smiled: "Su Zhuangyuan, you are the first name of the newly promoted Enke. , the learning is definitely not shallow, come and try it."

Lin Wanrong and Su Mubai had been dealing with each other for a long time. Hearing this, he immediately took the lead in applauding. Su Mubai glanced at him, nodded, stood up and said with a smile: "Today, all of Mubai's seniors are going to the peak, and the lower official did not dare to go over it. But since the prince has spoken, the lower official has no choice but to show his ugliness, so I will Let’s also tell a joke. Lin Xiaomao’s parents have three children, the eldest son is called Dadan, and the second son is called Erdan, what is the name of the third son?”

"This is simple, the big egg, the second egg, and the third egg is the next one!" a rectal man exclaimed.

"Lord Lin, what do you think?" Su Mubai asked with a slight smile.

Your grandfather, dare to scold me? Master Lin was extremely annoyed. He was an expert in manipulating people. Although this joke was hidden, he naturally understood the double meaning in it. He smiled and said with a smile: "Master Su is good at learning, you can answer this answer. Certainly more than anyone else."

Su Mubai laughed and said proudly, "Lin Xiaomao's parents have three children, the eldest is called Dadan, the second is called Erdan, and the third is naturally Lin Xiaomao, hahaha, accept, accept!"

It turned out to be a brain teaser, and it was really interesting. Everyone in the field laughed, and there were some smart people who heard the meaning of the joke. It's true that the third son's name is Lin Xiaomao, but according to the order of his two older brothers, he is also called Lin Sandan, which is not fake at all!

Lin three eggs? ! The man gave Lord Lin a horrified look, and saw that he was smiling, as if he didn't understand the meaning of it. That man was born in peace in his heart. Fortunately, this Lin Xiaomao is not as smart as me.

The story of Three Eggs was finished, but the woman still sat upright without saying a word. It seemed that no one could impress her tonight. Everyone was somewhat disappointed.

King Cheng saw the flames flashing in Su Mubai's eyes, a smile flashed in his eyes, he got up and said: "Su Zhuangyuan is a good student, this king is very happy. It's just that the main purpose of tonight is to make beautiful women smile. If one person can make it, it’s easy to be anxious even if you are called this king. Master Lin, you are by the side of the emperor, and your talents and abilities are naturally first-class, so you can try it too. He glanced at him and said with a smile: "All my colleagues are telling jokes, Bo Jiaren laughed, for the sake of fairness, Master Lin, you should also tell a joke. Do you have any comments? "

"Okay!" The crowd cheered loudly. It's been a long time since I heard the name of this Lord Lin, and he was the one who defeated Gaoli and fought against Turks. He had never witnessed his miracles with his own eyes. Today, I can finally open my eyes.

"Hey, all of you adults are showing love. Lin San is ignorant of learning and really doesn't know how to tell jokes." Lord Lin got up and smiled shyly, very humble and respectful.

"Brother Lin is too modest." Su Mubai looked at him with glittering eyes and said, "You are deeply favored by the emperor. You are the 'number one in the world' inscribed by the emperor's royal pen. The words 'number one in the world' are enough. Explain everything, you must have something special, unless we mortals can be compared, what is it to tell a joke?"

"Yes, yes!" The crowd roared, and the mood was very enthusiastic.

Lin Wanrong smiled: "Since Su Zhuangyuan loves so much, the younger brother has to give it a try. Brother Zhuangyuan, what would you do if you encountered a mad dog on the street?"