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Lin Wanrong blinked his eyes twice and said overjoyedly: "Oh, brother Gao, you actually brought all these treasures. The younger brother admires it."

"Of course." Chief Gao said with a bold smile: "These treasures are really necessary medicines for home travel and walking around the world. Brother Lin must have no less than me, hehe!"

Lin Wanrong smiled and took out a paper bag from his arms, which was actually much bigger than the one in Chief Gao's hand: "Ashamed, ashamed, I didn't expect you to see through it on the spot. *It's the home. I walk in the rivers and lakes, and I can stand up and stand freely. In addition to the peerless magic, the biggest credit is them. Oh, such a good thing, I really can't bear to use it! "

The two of them laughed grimly, but Hu Bugui was stunned. He stared at the paper bag for a long time, and asked in confusion, "Brother Gao, what is this thing, it's like a baby?"

"Of course it's a treasure! Don't underestimate such a paper package. It is the favor of a young man, a nightmare for a chivalrous girl, and a treasure that a thousand gold cannot ask for." Chief Gao looked serious and slowly opened the paper package. But there are dozens of small medicine bags: "Have you seen this, this is called 'a big piece of firewood', this is called 'lady's undressing', and this, the best Mongolian sweat medicine. These are genuine and full of weight. , You can't even buy it if you don't have any acquaintances in the time-honored brands in the capital."

Hu Bugui was sweating profusely, looking at Lin Wanrong and said, "General, is it possible that the drugs in your hand are also these prostitutes?"

"Look at what Brother Hu said, don't you know who I am?! Prostitution medicine, that's something that only people in the land would do." Lin Wanrong straightened his face and said solemnly: "What I have in my hands is all of them. It's some erotic boudoir supplies that serious people only use. Look at this, it's called Dali Jingu Pill - what a serious name. It has the same origin with that Dali Jingu Shishi! This small piece has a high utility. The two packs in my eldest brother’s hand only use one capsule per night, which is efficient and durable, and solves all troubles. There is also this one, called Joyful Martyr Yin, although the name is a bit obscene, but the effect is even more obscene. Eat it, no matter what Strong women and virgins, even if you are a wild horse and a wolf, you will return to nature and sing happily every night. Just these two, I don’t know how many heroes have brought joy and good news to them. Compared with them, what are the rest of the sweat and laxatives Ah, alas, I'm too embarrassed to recommend it to you!"

These prostitution medicines of Lord Lin sounded more powerful than those of Lao Gao, Hu Bugui was sweating profusely. After a long time, he asked cautiously: "General, Brother Gao, you must use the magic medicine in your hands. To deal with the Hu people?"

Lin Wanrong nodded and sighed: "I can't bear it. I haven't had time to find a few daughters and ladies to try it, but it's really hateful to have to be cheap for the Hu people. My Dahua family and country are in danger, and I don’t even care about my virginity, let alone a little medicinal powder. I don’t care about aphrodisiacs, laxatives and sweating medicines, and I will give them a taste to the Hu people. Let them know how powerful I am Dahua.”

General Lin's righteous words were stern and filled with righteous indignation.

Hu Bugui was full of admiration for the arrogance of the world. He hesitated for a long time, and finally said: "The general has made such a sacrifice for me, it is admirable and admirable. Although this medicine is a good medicine, how can it be? How can we use it? How can we approach the Turkic camp unknowingly without them noticing?"

Seeing that Chief Gao laughed so hard, it seemed that he had already made up his mind. Lin Wanrong smiled and said, "Brother Gao, it's up to you to explain your tricks."

I didn't expect my old Gao to be able to become a military division one day. Chief Gao flushed with excitement, pointed to the endless lake in the distance, and hehe said, "Want to be a silent Turk?! Simple, this is not just one Is it a natural road?"

Hu Bugui looked at the continuous lake, and suddenly realized: "Brother Gao, you mean, let's swim over there."

Chief Gao nodded sternly: "Many of our brothers in the army are from Weishan Lake and Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and the water is much better. You can choose 800 or 1000 people, and quietly swim to the Hu people's camp and swim in the water. Hidden. Then select a capable and flexible person, sneak into Hu Ying, put medicine in their cauldrons and kettles, put all the sweat medicine and aphrodisiac, hehe. It's better to say something if you eat sweat medicine, at most they will sleep with their heads covered. As for those unlucky people who took aphrodisiacs, you must have heard of Lao Hu. There are no women here, and the Turks will be hot and mad. No matter whether they have water or not, they have to jump into this lake. We Brothers who are underwater, you can pick up ready-made ones! When the time is right, the eight thousand brothers are all in one go, and the whole army enters, so the Hu people will be completely solved?"

Really vicious, Hu Bugui gasped. There were no women in the Hu army, and hundreds of people were taking aphrodisiacs at the same time. What kind of scene would that be? Looking forward to thinking about it!

Although Gao Chief's plan seems to be funny, it is not aimless, diving in, secretly poisoning, and there have been many battles throughout the ages, and Lao Gao is just learning and applying it.

"It's settled." Lin Wanrong said with a hesitant voice: "Big Brother Hu immediately went to choose brothers with good water quality. As for the people who are hiding in the medicine, they need to be resourceful, smart and brave. Well, anyway, you have more experience in dispensing medicine, and you have experimented on many chivalrous women."

"Where did Brother Lin go?" Chief Gao said with a shy smile, "I always seek to convince people with virtue, which is based on feelings and supplemented by drugs."

This old Gao's face is about to catch up with me, Lin Wanrong laughed and patted him on the shoulder with great relief.

Hu Bugui pondered for a while, then suddenly shook his head and said, "Oh, there is a flaw! Brother Gao, I'm afraid your plan will fail."

"Why?!" Gao Chief suddenly became nervous, and finally came up with an idea, but don't be rejected so easily, or where will this old face go.

"Brother Gao, this medicine is very good," Hu Bugui couldn't help laughing and said: "If there are no females in the Hu people camp, then great things can be accomplished. It's just that I suddenly remembered something, I'm afraid it will ruin your plan-- There are no women there, but there are thousands of mares!!"

Lao Hu, this beast, is really a blockbuster. The three of you looked at me and I looked at you. After a moment of silence, a burst of laughter burst into the sky.

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The bright crescent moon hangs high in the night sky, and the face is covered by a few dark clouds. A bonfire was lit by the Turkic tent opposite, steam was bubbling from several large pots, and I didn’t know what to cook, and the faint fragrance permeated the grassland.

Hundreds of ink-colored dots moved slowly in the middle of the lake, like dead branches floating, inaudible. With the help of God, the breeze on the grassland tonight is blowing from south to north, saving a lot of energy from the soldiers who were swimming. The surface of the lake was icy cold, but the water was warm. Hundreds of people swam for half an hour, only breathing slightly.

"Brother Lin, do you really call yourself a big tiger on land, a little white dragon in the river?" Watching General Lin stretch freely, sometimes with a dog, sometimes on his back, sometimes with a butterfly, and the waves gliding by his side, Li Wuling wasted a lot of time. The strength was barely able to keep up with him, and the air was panting.

Lin Wanrong smiled and nodded: "That's still fake? I never lie, everyone knows that. Hey, little plum, who did you learn to paddle with, and the dog planer looks so good!"

This is not a compliment. Although Li Wuling is young, his water is very good. He can lead the crossing behind Lin Wanrong, and there is no real effort that cannot be done. No wonder he tried his best to squeeze into the first swimming team before he set off. On the contrary, before entering the water, the majestic Gao Chief, named Lin Wanrong, was shocked. The few times Lao Gao fell into the water was really terrible, and his butt was almost thrown into the sky. Fortunately, his martial arts are strong, and although his posture is indecent, he will not fall behind.

never lie? I bother! Li Wuling automatically omitted his previous sentence. Hehe said: "Isn't it just paddling? When I was in the capital, no one could swim past me. Which of the rivers and lakes in Beijing have I never swam? You came to Beijing to see me on the fifteenth day of the first month of this year. At that moment. I just finished swimming."

Blow it, your kid is still playing winter swimming! Lin Wanrong smiled and shook his head indifferently.

"By the way, Brother Lin, do you still remember the lantern you picked up on the river on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month?" Li Wuling gave him a mysterious look: "Hey, do you know who set it up?"

Having mentioned this, Lin Wanrong remembered, which lady put down the goddess lamp that wrote the poem, and I still don't know.

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"Why, do you know?" Lin Wanrong asked curiously.

"I said Big Brother Lin. Why are you so stupid?!" Li Wuling smiled: "You don't even think about it. How many people are there in Beijing with such talent and skill?"

"It's Miss Xu!" Lin Wanrong suddenly realized. There was a strange feeling in my heart. It turned out that on the first day I entered Beijing, I picked up Xu Zhiqing's lantern, but I just didn't know it. The things in life are amazing.

Li Wuling said: "There is something that will surprise you even more. Let me tell you. When you were picking up the lanterns, my Aunt Xu watched in the crowd and wrote down your face—"

"What?!" Lin Wanrong couldn't close his mouth in shock. Almost choked by the lake water: "So, Miss Xu knew me early in the morning? Oh, did she arrange for shelter from the rain in the Reclining Buddha Temple? It turned out that she was peeping at me, but she also shot arrows at me—"

Li Wuling smiled and said, "I don't know about this. When you go back, ask Aunt Xu again."

It turned out that this girl was a big conspirator, and she kept me hidden for so long. Thinking of Miss Xu's tearful face before leaving, Lin Wanrong felt warm in her heart.

"Attention, slow down." He was only a hundred feet away from the shore. The Turkic camps and bonfires were clearly visible, and there were faint sentinels walking back and forth. Lin Wanrong hurriedly put away Huahua's intestines and whispered an order back.

Hundreds of people stopped water skiing and moved forward slowly by the wind. Getting closer to the camp of the Hu people, the situation in the camp finally became clear. The Turks obviously never dreamed that the great Chinese would descend from the sky and swim from this lake. Their tents were next to the lake, and sentries were patrolling back and forth on the other three sides, but the side of the lake was the loosest, and only one person was sent to guard.

* Not far from the lake, a few large pots were set up with thick sticks, the bonfire was burning, the fragrance was overflowing, and I didn't know what to cook. Farther afield, a makeshift horse pen was built out of rough wood, and tens of thousands of large Turkic horses were curled up in it. Hundreds of Turks circled the warhorse, as if counting the numbers.

Gradually getting closer, the fire from the bonfire turned the water bright red, and the stubble-covered cheeks of the Turks swimming by the lake were clearly visible.

"Silence." Lin Wanrong waved his hand and held his breath. Hundreds of people swimming in the water stopped moving instantly.

Li Wuling swam to his side and whispered, "Brother Lin, I counted more than 500 Hu people in total, but less than 600."

This number is basically the same as Lin Wanrong's investigation. He nodded and grabbed Gao Chief and said, "Brother Gao, have you seen the Turkic sentry that was swimming? We are now about fifty feet away from him, and we need to solve it silently. How sure are you about him?"

"Ten percent!" Gao Chief was full of confidence.

"Okay!" Lin Wanrong snorted softly: "Li Wuling, you bring two good brothers to cover Big Brother Gao in the past. Remember, you must not let the sentinel find out."

The Hu people were in front of him, and he had never done such an exciting thing before. Li Wuling responded excitedly, found two soldiers with good water skills, and pulled Gao Chief to dive slowly. Four small hollow bamboo sticks slightly Out of the water, it is like a drift when fishing, moving slowly with the wind speed.

The Turkic sentinel was sitting on a stone, holding a piece of half-cooked meat in his hand, and was biting hard. He never dreamed that, right under his nose, there was a Dahua militant lurking.

Thirty feet, twenty feet, ten feet, seeing Li Wuling and the others getting closer, everyone couldn't help but hold their breath. Lin Wanrong clenched his fists tightly, looking at the swimming bamboo knot, his heart slowly lifted.

The float at the front slowly rose, and Li Wuling's head came out secretly, like a frivolous gourd. Just as he was about to move, a mutation suddenly occurred, and the Turkic sentry suddenly stood up and glanced at the lake.

Found out? Lin Wanrong's forehead was dripping with sweat, and he held the sword in his hand tightly, and he came to prepare to fight. The heavy footsteps knocked on everyone's heart. All the soldiers raised their hearts to their throats, and clenched their underwater swords, ready to fight at any time.

As soon as Li Wuling's head dived back into the water, the Turks stepped over, unbuttoned his trousers pocket, and the sound of water rushing toward him.

***, Lin Wanrong took a few breaths, both angry and funny.

Barbarous beasts, morally corrupt, depraved conscience, unscrupulous scum, Lin Wanrong sent all the vicious words he could think of to the Turks, but he couldn't quell the anger in his heart. It's too careless, to urinate in such a clear lake, not to mention damaging the environment, and to treat Lao Tzu as a toilet, is it tolerable or unbearable?

Hu gritted his teeth in anger: "***, such a small thing, dare to show it in front of Lao Tzu? Later, I will ask Lao Gao to cut his eggs."

After the Turk finished urinating, he sighed in relief, turned around, grabbed the raft, and then chewed.

Not talking about hygiene, Lin Wanrong scolded angrily, but the Gao Chief in front couldn't bear it any longer. He slowly surfaced and saw the location of the Turks. With a soft clatter, his body was like a big fish leaping out of the water at a rapid pace. He approached the sentinel silently like the wind, and slapped the Turk, hitting the back of the neck of the Turk.

The Hu people fell silently, and Li Wuling and the two brothers in front quickly jumped to the surface and hid behind the boulder.

This action is clean and fast. Most of the Hu people focus on counting the horses. They are most assured of this lake, and most of the alerts are arranged in other directions. How can they think that the safest lake has already appeared. misfortune?

Except for the shouts of the Hu people in the distance when they counted the war horses, there was no abnormal noise. The high chief stripped the Turkic sentry's clothes and put them on his body indiscriminately. He was burly and had a long beard, and he pulled down the fur on the felt hat with force, and looked at it from a distance. Like a living Turk.

Gao Chief landed smoothly, which was considered a victory in the first battle. Hundreds of men and horses in the water swam silently forward, reaching the shore of the lake.

Lao Gao stood up and stomped on the leftover meat that the barbarians gnawed on with his feet. He didn't think it was enough, so he spit on it, grabbed the meat, and strode toward it until the smoke was billowing. the cauldron walked away.

"Monza, how long is Hora Youmu?" The barbarians over there saw Gao Chief staggering toward the cauldron. He laughed and shouted.

Lao Gao can't speak Turkic words. Lin Wanrong became nervous and asked Hu Bugui, who was beside him: "Brother Hu. What are these Turks calling?"

Hu Bugui has been at war with the Hu people for many years, and he has become proficient in Turkic dialects. He said: "He asked: Monza, which one tastes better, Chong legs or your woman?"

"Miscellaneous? Mu Ni grass to take." Is Lin Wanrong nervous. Gao Chief shouted aloud, what he shouted, Lin Wanrong couldn't understand. The Turkic people in the distance laughed, and even Hu Bugui narrowed his eyes with joy: "Yes, Brother Gao's Turkic language is very refined and skilled!"

Lin Wanrong opened his mouth wide: "Brother Hu, is Lao Gao speaking Turkic?"

Hu Bugui nodded: "Brother Gao has learned this sentence from me in the past few days. He is more familiar than the Hu people."

It turns out that Lao Gao is so eager to learn, Lin Wanrong said curiously: "What does this sentence mean?"

"This, it's not easy to translate." Hu Bugui looked embarrassed and whispered, "I'm greeting the mother of the Hu people."

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Lin Wanrong laughed. Old Gao is really a master who doesn't suffer.

They were talking here, but Gao Chief walked over to a few large pots in a hurry, threw the meat and medicinal powder into the pot together, stirred it vigorously, and swaggered around a few times. Only slowly returned to the post.

The Hu people over there finished counting the war horses, and returned to the campfire in twos and threes. They grabbed the meat in the pot and gnawed it. In some places, they even took out the wine bag. The strong smell of wine immediately permeated the entire camp. Hundreds of people ate and drank like no one around, Gao Chief was overjoyed to see, and hurriedly gestured to Lin Wanrong.

The Turks drank wildly for half an hour before gradually dispersing. Lin Wanrong and others were anxious and unbearable, why haven't they moved? Such a good powder, has it expired? If I knew it earlier, I would try it first.

I was anxiously waiting, but a Turkic man ran out of the tent by the lake. His beard was upturned, his face was red, and he was screaming and grabbing hard on his chest. Jump.

When the barbarian saw Gao Chief, regardless of whether he was male or female, he rushed up with a hula, pressed Gao Chief to the ground, and arched his face desperately. This Hu man was very energetic, and Lao Gao was struggling for a while. Chief Gao turned pale and kicked him away with a single kick. He said a few times, and pointed towards the lake: "Water, water, there is it!"

The Turk was also dizzy, and he couldn't tell whether it was Chinese or nonsense. When he saw the watery area in front of him, he jumped into the lake with a clatter.

Before Gao Chief could breathe a sigh of relief, he saw dozens of barbarians rushing out of the camp behind, all of them with red eyes, like crazy, and they would arrest anyone they saw.

"Mummy!" It turned out that a group of people took aphrodisiacs because of such a consequence, Lao Gao was so frightened that his legs were weak, and he jumped into the water with a clatter.

Water can put out the fire, and when a few slightly sober Hu people saw Gao Chief's movements, they immediately came over, and hurriedly jumped into the water behind him. The barbarians in the back followed suit, and all of a sudden there was a thud in the lake, and hundreds of barbarians jumped in one after another.

"Oh, it's really inhumane to use this powder." Lin Wanrong shook his head and smiled. The eight hundred warriors were like dragons under the water, pressing the Turkic people of the land ducks under the water.

"Toot with the big ghost of Nahua!" A sturdy Turk suddenly rushed out from the camp in the middle, waving a saber in his hand and shouting loudly.

Hu Bugui translated: "This man looks like a leader. He said it was the Dahua cavalry raiding!"

Lin Wanrong laughed, rushed out of the water, and shouted in the lead: "I am not a cavalry soldier, I am a naked soldier. Brothers, let the Turks also see our sturdyness - rush!"

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