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Jiading Super Debate——Original: Zero o Canyun o Zero
"Silence, silence!" A guy who looked so wretched took a small wooden hammer and slammed on a huge table.
"Damn it! Damn it, that's solid wood furniture that I just bought for two taels of silver. I haven't expected it to be delivered yet. Why are you knocking so hard?" Lin Wanrong shouted at the wretched man very dissatisfied.
The wretched man used his middle finger to hold his eyes as big as a cup, and said solemnly: "I won't knock harder, can you guys stop chattering?!" After speaking, he swept the audience with very sharp eyes , I saw that there were dozens of people in the arena, with different clothes and different shapes.
Everyone present was swept away by a certain man behind the table, and goosebumps fell to the ground. A person who seemed to be more gentle cupped his hands and said, "Da Yu, why are you asking so many of us to come here today?"
Lao Yu held his chin and put on a self-confessed most handsome shape and said solemnly: "Everyone here is one of the best sluts in the book review area. I called you here today because I want you and my number one slut: Lin Wanrong. Lin San, have a debate!"
There was an uproar below, and the gentleman who spoke before said again: "You, the one next to you is the famous Lin Sange, who is known to everyone, and everyone knows about lewdness?"
The man who scolded Lao Yu at first nodded and said coldly, "Exactly."
Everyone in the room was surprised again, and one of them wept bitterly and said excitedly: "I finally saw my model of sadness, I am excited! Third brother, you are really ugly and lewd than I imagined."
Lao Yu said: "Okay, don't gossip, I announce that this debate will officially start! Pros and cons debater: Lin San! Opposite debater: "Number: Third brother is shameless and invincible! 2nd night! No. 3 Qingdao Yellow Croaker! No. 4: Remnant Cloud..."
"Report to Yu Da! A certain remnant has eaten badly at noon and is squatting..." Someone raised his hand and said.
"Oh... No. 4 is replaced, Maggie Cheung, who feeds the pigs, is on top! No. 5: Ruosi," Lao Yu said.
The gentleman said again: "Yu Da, the topic of the debate..."
Lao Yu was taken aback for a while, got up and took out a piece of tattered paper from his trousers full of patches, and handed it to someone who looked very polite in front of him and said, "Cough, I am old, and my memory is not very good. The third brother is shameless and invincible, you have to behave well, I am the most optimistic about you in the book review area, you are obviously so lewd and shameless, and you pretend to be so gentle, you have a future." After that, he patted the third brother on the shoulder.
The third brother said gratefully: "Thank you for the great cultivation of Yu!"
Lin San next to Lao Yu whispered disdainfully: "Damn, it's so arrogant to steal my name, Lin Si, come out and bite him!"
The third brother unfolded the paper ball with a very sacred gesture and read it aloud: "Honey, since I saw you, I have not thought about tea, rice, indigestion, and constipation..."
"Stop!" Lao Yu shouted! "I'm sorry, I got it wrong." Then he took out a crumpled piece of paper from the pocket on the other side and gave it to the third brother.
The third brother was more clever this time. He first looked at the content to make sure that it was correct, and then read: "The content of this super debate: whether to accept Mrs. Xiao! Positive and negative views: Yes! Negative views: No!"
There was an uproar in the audience again, and then a big man who looked like Kong Wu was powerful and his mental development was not very sound took up and shouted: "Lao Yu, I don't want to be the negative side! I want to be the positive side!"
Afterwards, three people also stood up one after another, and they all made the same request. When Lao Yu saw that the atmosphere was not right, his old face became cold, and he said, "Are you rebelling?! Opinions rejected! Start the debate for me, and the offenders will be banned."
After a while of silence, Lin Wanrong said first: "It's the beginning, it's time to start, hold tight if you have children! My point of view is that Mrs. Xiao wants to accept it! My harem still lacks a real leader, and Mrs. Xiao is just right.
Moreover, Mrs. Xiao was in her prime, with peerless elegance and unparalleled appearance, how could such a stunner let time be wasted? Better to plan ahead. "
Lao Yu looked at the character of the first style liu in his pen, Zhuji, and couldn't help but nodded. On the other side, the opposite side whispered and talked a lot. In the end, the stupid big man stood up and said, "I am Fan Xi who is loved by everyone, flowers are blooming, and the car will have a flat tire..." "Dong "Ah... Damn, who threw my bricks? You stand up and tell you, I play eight games at a time." I'm here to be yin..." Fan Xi suddenly stopped in the middle of his scolding, and he found that a behemoth was flying towards him, carrying the stench of Xixi.
"Boom-boom." Fan Xi fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth.
Immediately in front of them, a young woman came into everyone's eyes, extremely beautiful, holy and moving, someone exclaimed: "Sister Fairy!" The audience was boiling.
The third brother murmured shamelessly and invincibly: "Ning fairy is so charming when she throws the trash can, she is shocked... she is shocked."
Ning Yuxi said, "Those who attempt to disrupt the order of the venue with disgusting means will be smashed into the air!" Immediately after that, he walked away and disappeared.
Lao Yu said with a blank face: "Fan Xi, the second of the opposing side, has retired due to injury, please continue the debate." Then he saw the four people on the opposite side trembling and trembling, and said, "As long as it is not excessive, he will not be punished."
The four of them breathed a sigh of relief, one of them stood up with the scent of perfume, and said, "I am Ruosi Shishui! Our opposing view is that we do not agree to accept Mrs. Xiao! The reasons are as follows, Mrs. Xiao is the emperor's valued person, Lin San's current level of shameless and lustful magic is not enough to fight against a BSS-level figure like the old emperor, and secondly, it is beyond ethics for a mother and daughter to serve a husband together, and many readers cannot accept it!"
Lin Wanrong pinched his chin, scratched his head, and said: "The magic is not enough, as long as Lao Yu writes down, it can always be practiced. This, ethics, is inherently empty and can be ignored. Although some readers are more disgusted, but still Some are very supportive!"
The third brother said shamelessly and invincibly: "This statement is not good. If there is an anti-emotional plot, it will lead to the loss of a large number of readers. If there is no such plot, those who support and readers will not stop reading because of this.
Qingdao yellow croaker said: "Well, we must focus on readers and the interests of Lao Yu!"
"However, Lao Yu has already written these chapters to such an extent that there is no room for change." Lin San thought for a moment and replied from a conservative perspective.
"No, the power of Yu Da's strokes is magical and unpredictable, and anything he writes can turn things around! Isn't that right, Yu Da?" Zhang Manyu, who feeds pigs, is indeed a master, causing misfortunes to come to the east!
Old Yu really nodded wildly with a smile on his face.
"This, but... It's still my opinion just now. Madam Xiao is so beautiful and beautiful, she can't let her youth pass away in vain, right?"
The third brother is shameless and invincible and pursued the victory: "There is also the old emperor, he is infatuated with Mrs. Xiao, take a step back and say, there is still me, the old emperor will not lift it, I will come!"
Everyone present made a frightened action. I didn't expect that the third brother who was usually gentle was so shameless in his bones, and it really was the third brother!
Lin Wanrong looked embarrassed, gritted his teeth, and finally decided to use his trump card, saying: "The most important point is that Yu Da wants to write like this! Yu Da is a sister-in-law and a lover of mature women!"
The audience is boiling again: major gossip! Lao Yu was shocked. In the panic, a fragrant wind wafted, Lao Yu's heart trembled, and he secretly said: My life is over!
A stunning woman stood on the field without wearing any makeup, but her appearance was unmatched in the world, her appearance was alluring, and she was no less than Fairy Ning. A certain old Yu acquaintance in the scene blurted out, "Sister Yu!"
I saw a sneer on the corner of Yusao's mouth, a move of flying immortals from the sky, grabbing Lao Yu's ears with lightning speed, Lao Yu dodged left and right, but Yu Yu's trick was to gather the great achievements of heaven and earth and seize the fortune of mountains and rivers. , Lao Yu couldn't escape the lock of Yu Yu's breath, and was eventually captured.
Lao Yu's ears were pulled, and his discoloration was instantly pale, but he still squeezed out a smile: "Wife, they are all nonsense. You know who I am, how can I be a mature girl lover. Right?"
Sister Yu sneered again and again, and said: "I have something to go home to explain, and then I teleported and disappeared with Yu Da, but the call from Yu Da before leaving echoed: "I want a monthly pass. "The people present exclaimed in surprise, and they all felt that Sister Yu's cultivation was sky-high.
Lin Wanrong and the third brother looked at each other in dismay, and said in unison, "Do you want to continue the debate?"
Without waiting for an answer, I don't know who shouted outside: "Sister An is back!"
An amazing word! Everyone was stunned for a moment, then turned into a satyr and broke out, leaving the arena instantly empty.
After a long while, the innocent but haggard-faced Cun came over, clutching his stomach, and muttered, "Yu yelled at me for something, did I delay? Why is there no one? Ah... my stomach is... Damn third brother, what kind of soy milk did you buy me? Croton milk? Ah, no way... Where is the toilet?"
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