First Player

Chapter 1237 Chapter One Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty-Four·"Once upon a time there was a jellyfish."

"boom--!"

The space shook and exploded, and Xi Ge took a few steps back.

The next moment, the dragon's claw fell, but it was in vain.

Xige's body was like lightning. She put one hand on Su Ming'an's neck and the other on Su Ming'an's waist, and rushed into the hospital in an instant.

Once entering the Central Hospital, it was like entering a different space, with the thunder instantly cut off.

"This is a special space in the disciple game. It will take some time for those old things to lock us." Xige stared at him coldly: "Olivis, run? Are you going to keep running? If you really want to run, then Don’t come to join the disciple game, we probably won’t be able to catch you in ten thousand years.”

Su Mingan was silent for a while, then suddenly smiled.

Seeing him smile, Xige was in a daze for a while, but she quickly regained her cold expression and tightened her fingers.

Blood flowed down her nails, and Xige's blood-red eyes flickered for a moment.

Su Mingan put on a helpless expression and spread his hands: "Okay, I admit that I am Olivia. But I really didn't expect that you would be so angry. Are the things I did so unacceptable to you? "

Although he didn't know anything, it didn't stop him from pretending to get information.

"What do you think?" Xi Ge stared at Su Ming'an, grinned her bright red lips, and smiled coldly: "If it weren't for you, would we within the vampire clan turn against each other because of you?"

"No, I didn't do anything." Su Mingan looked back at her.

"Didn't you do anything?" Xi Ge was really irritated and spoke out in one breath: "You jumped around, provoked disputes, and promised everyone a perfect new world... You lie-mouthed liar, this time I won't let you have a chance."

Her smile became colder and colder, as if she was thinking of something terrible: "Okay, come back to Crescent Island with me. Several vampire dukes 'miss' you very much."

...Si Que, you are really not a human being.

Judging from the context of Xige, it should be that Si Que deceived them into doing something big, which caused them great misfortune, and then Si Que ran away to death.

Su Mingan knew that something would happen if he kept pretending, so he immediately said: "Actually, I have lost my memory..."

"Amnesia? It's normal for you to have amnesia! If you don't seal those memories, you will probably go crazy. This time, you will never escape..." Xi Ge sneered and subconsciously licked the blood from her fingers. .

In an instant, her vicious gaze changed. It was the gaze of a person who is used to eating bran-thick vegetables and rarely eats delicacies.

"...Huh?" She looked at Su Ming'an blankly, then licked the blood on her hand, and even her eyes became dazed: "...What did you reincarnate into?"

Su Mingan sighed.

He knew that instead of revealing his identity as a lighthouse jellyfish, it would be better to pretend to be Olives. As a result, the identity of the lighthouse jellyfish was exposed.

"Okay, okay..." Xige said coldly:

"It's really killing two birds with one stone. It turns out that the recently famous lighthouse jellyfish in the mainland is you. You really found a body for yourself and went out of your way to become a lighthouse jellyfish. It seems that you also know that you should compensate us..."

"I know you wrote down the method of reincarnation. So I won't kill you. I will take you back and let you feel the pain we suffered in the last book..."

"Wait a minute..." Su Mingan raised his hand: "What does 'last book' mean?"

Xige's meaning was very clear, but he couldn't understand only this word.

However, Xi Ge didn't intend to answer patiently, so she picked up the back of his neck and wanted to take him away.

"--What are you doing?"

At this time, a voice came from the second floor of the hospital.

Xige looked coldly.

A blue-haired boy was lying on the railing on the second floor, one earring swaying. Seeing Xige's fierce expression, he quickly covered his mouth: "Oh, I'm just a theatergoer. I'll leave, I'll just leave..."

Xige doesn't care about watching a show. If this young man hears the conversation, he must die.

In an instant, vermilion threads flashed in the air. The blue-haired boy was startled, and immediately opened his fingers. An undead warrior was summoned by him and stood in front of him.

But before he could order the undead warrior to raise his shield, a vermilion thread penetrated his heart.

"L……"

With blood hanging on the thread, the blue-haired boy slowly lowered his head and glanced at the pierced heart.

"...If I had known it earlier." There was still a smile on his face. In fact, the moment he saw Xige, he knew that he couldn't escape: "If I had known it earlier, I wouldn't have come close..."

But even as he spoke words of regret, his face remained calm and calm, as if death was nothing to him.

"boom."

The sound of his body falling was heard. He fell from the second floor and hit Su Ming'an hard. A large amount of blood stained the ground red, and he lost his breath.

Su Ming'an stared at this scene in bewilderment. He felt incredible - one of the six key figures, a blue-haired boy who looked extremely mysterious... died like this?

When Xige killed someone, it was like trampling an ant to death. She didn't even bother to look at the corpse on the ground, and grabbed Su Mingan again.

Su Ming'an knew that it was a critical moment, and it was useless to call Su Lin now. Su Lin might not be able to hear her in this special space. so……

He took a deep breath, opened his mouth, and shouted:

"——Squire Olivis, who lives as long as the sky, for thousands of years, is a beacon of life, the shepherd of the glory and time of the world!"

"Si Que Olivers is as long-lived as the sky, and he is the beacon of life, the shepherd of the world's glory and time!!!"

The voice was loud and resonant in the empty environment.

Xige was stunned. She stared at Su Mingan in confusion, wondering if his brain was broken after reincarnation. Who would praise himself like this.

"Even if you act crazy, I won't sympathize with you." Xige stretched out her hand.

The next moment.

The air stagnated for a moment.

Xige's hand froze in place, and she raised her head in disbelief, and fear that had not been seen in a hundred years appeared in her scarlet eyes.

Tick, tick, tick.

The sound of water surging sounded. Gradually, the air emerged with the brilliance of a rainbow, and a colorful semi-fluid figure appeared silently behind Su Mingan. After a moment, a mask with a bright smile condensed.

Her eyebrows were curved, her mouth was upturned, colorful rainbow light floated silently, and colorful liquid was like a palm, resting on Xige's hand that touched Su Mingan.

"..." Xige's whole body was trembling.

Although Casadia didn't say anything, Xige seemed to be about to break. This is the deterrent power of the gods... Even if she is the prince of the blood clan, she is like an ant in the eyes of the second-level gods.

"This is the first time you summoned me using the Skirt of Poison Wine." Casadia tilted his head, and His figure was blurred, like a ball of flowing colored liquid: "... What is your wish?"

His voice rose:

"Then, the price to pay... Are you ready?"

Su Mingan pursed his lips and said, "I want you to drive her away."

Casadia seemed to hear something interesting, and was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud: "Just drive her away? Haha, hahahaha... She wants to eat you, but you just want to drive her away, not kill her? So interesting, so interesting..."

The colorful torrent expanded and shrank, like a thick dark cloud, and He laughed very devotedly, even though Su Mingan didn't know what He was laughing at, this demon had a low laugh point.

Xige lowered his head, with surprise flashing in his eyes, but he didn't dare to look up.

"If you want to kill her directly, the price will be lower. But if you just drive her away... This doesn't satisfy me very much, I will charge a very high price." Casadia said with a smile, his voice sharp and high.

"What do you want." Su Mingan looked calm. Even the highest price is nothing more than death, and death is never scary to him.

"Before that, I will fulfill your wish first..." Casadia's body swayed slightly.

He didn't seem to do anything, and Xige was expelled. Before she disappeared, she stared at Su Mingan, her eyes full of complexity. It seems... she didn't hate Olivers completely.

The hospital was quiet, Su Mingan lowered his eyes, and suddenly said: "Casadia, I have another wish, can you revive someone who just died?"

The blue-haired boy died unjustly, and he was one of the six key NPCs. Su Mingan didn't want to let the blue-haired boy die like this.

"Resurrection... You gave me a difficult problem, but I happen to be good at this. I basically succeeded in resurrecting the people I wanted." Casadia was still happy: "...Except one person."

The laughter echoed in the empty hospital hall. He approached the blue-haired boy, and the colorful light gathered on the blue-haired boy's forehead. After a while, the blue-haired boy's breathing gradually recovered, and the wound that was pierced gradually healed.

Su Mingan looked at the scene in shock—life and death used to be an unreachable boundary, but now Casadia has crossed it.

"Only under certain conditions." Casadia floated back to Su Mingan, colorful lights flashing: "If the torrent of life is taken away at the moment of death, then I can't save the situation... Well, I have added such a difficult wish, you should pay a high price."

Su Mingan looked at Him calmly. Even if He asked him to break his hands and feet, he didn't care.

"My request is..." Casadia's voice was long.

The air was extremely quiet, and Su Mingan's eyes were focused.

"- Tell me a joke." Casadia said.

"......?" Su Mingan was at a loss.

"Yes, tell me a joke." Casadia said with a smile: "The requirement is not to make me laugh."

At this moment, Su Mingan deeply realized what a fun devil is... This "high price" really caught him off guard, it was really fun.

Casadia should have realized that Su Mingan was not afraid of any price, and even if he collected souls and lives like ordinary people, it would not be fun. It would be better to let Su Mingan do something more difficult to do, which would be more fun.

"Can't make you laugh?" Su Mingan confirmed this request again. How can you tell a joke that cannot make people laugh?

"Yes, you can't make me laugh." Casadia said with a smile.

Su Mingan breathed a sigh of relief. He thought he had no sense of humor and could not tell any funny jokes. If he wanted to make Casadia, who had lived for thousands of years, laugh, he had no confidence, but if he wanted to tell a joke that was not funny, it would be too easy.

After racking his brains, he came up with a joke that was not funny at all. Facing Casadia's smiling mask, he spoke with difficulty:

"Once upon a time, there was a jellyfish in the sea."

"He swam around in the sea..."

"——Hahahaha, hahahahahaha——!!!"

The piercing laughter sounded, and Su Mingan was stunned... What did I say? Why are you laughing now?

Cassadia laughed heartily and wildly. The colorful figure under the mask expanded and contracted rapidly, as if intense pleasure was taking place in his body.

"No, you..." Su Mingan was confused.

...playing him, right? Regardless of whether it was funny or not, Kasadia smiled and said it, so the price was paid for failure.

"Hahaha - hahahahaha -!" The laughter continued, and it could be seen that Kasadia was really happy. He waved his colorful limbs, and the starlight shimmered at a high frequency: "Really, It’s really funny...your joke, hum ah ah ah—"

Su Mingan stared at him with no expression on his face.

...Is it that funny?

Obviously, every time he tells a joke in class, everyone around him becomes silent. This was the first time in his life that he met someone who gave him such face... God.

Although it is best not to give this face.

After laughing for a full five minutes, Su Mingan's ears began to ring in the ears, and Kasadia stopped laughing. He floated happily around Su Mingan, and his voice rose:

"Well, I'm sorry that your joke made me laugh. But it doesn't matter. I will keep the account. When you summon me next time, you have to prepare a less funny joke."

"..." Su Mingan was speechless.

But he vaguely discovered that Cassadia was inducing him to summon Him without limit. It seemed that every summon required only telling a joke, but in fact, every time he summoned Him, the price would accumulate until it far exceeded the level of "telling a joke". So far... When Su Ming'an is unable to pay the price after giving everything, it will be the most terrifying moment.

Looking at the crazy Kasadia, Su Mingan knew that unless it was absolutely necessary... he could not summon Kasadia again.

After all, the thinking patterns of humans and gods are different. Cassadia may seem friendly, but he may be the most dangerous existence. The level of danger is far greater than that of the Rag King, and at least the Rag King still talks about old feelings.

"Okay, the person you want to resurrect is about to wake up." Kasadia pointed out: "He is not a good person. I advise you to be careful. He just... slipped away."

The colorful rainbow light gradually dissipated, and the happy mood in the air gradually disappeared.

Su Ming'an saw that the Poison Dress in the equipment slot... seemed to be a bit brighter red, as if more blood had been poured into it.