First Secret Agent in History

What book is Yun Zhonghe copying?

The first famous book in Chinese history, "A Dream of Red Mansions", it goes without saying the artistic achievements of this book.

For thousands of years, no one can compare to him when it comes to novels.

After turning a few pages of this book, the breath of words that hits you will be able to hold you captive.

right!

It's about holding down.

Whether you like it or not is another matter.

In fact, among the four major classics, "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "Journey to the West" are more popular because they are more accessible to the public and more interesting.

But in terms of artistic achievements, "Dream of Red Mansions" is really more than three stories high.

Like it or not, it's awesome.

Precisely because of its awesomeness, countless people have studied it since its birth, and even the study of redness was born.

A book becomes a knowledge.

Maybe a little dismissive, isn't it just a group of people playing literary enclosure, playing their own game, and cheating a little money by the way?

To be honest, this is indeed the case.

But "Dream of Red Mansions" is really worth studying. The details and suspense echoes in it are really awesome.

There are many revelations and some that are implicit.

Who are the famous writers who studied "Dream of Red Mansions"?

Cai Yuanpei, Zhou Ruchang, Liu Xinwu, Zhang Ailing and so on, there are simply countless.

There are even more awesome Wang Guowei, Zhou Shuren, and Hu Shi.

There is something even more awesome, Taizu!

Of course, there are some very outstanding masterpieces in Chinese history, and they are even extremely outstanding in some aspects, almost as good as "Dream of Red Mansions", namely "Golden Plum Blossoms". However, in terms of comprehensive artistic achievements, "Dream of Red Mansions" can still comprehensively crush Suppress the other party.

So, when Yun Zhonghe copied the book "The Story of the Stone", could he instantly kill Ao Ming's "The Story of the Jade City" and turn it into a scumbag?

Is not this nonsensical?

Although Yun Zhonghe has never read "Jade City", he is 100% sure that Ao Ming's "Jade City" can achieve half of the artistic achievements of "Dream of Red Mansions", which is already unparalleled.

Of course Ao Ming is talented, and his "Jade City" is obviously also a good book, otherwise it would not have been ranked first in Jiangzhou Prefecture's Yuedan Review.

In terms of level, it should be an outstanding provincial work, so how far is it from "A Dream of Red Mansions"?

Provincial-level outstanding works, national-level outstanding works, world-level outstanding works, once-in-50 years, once-in-a-century classics, and thousand-year classics.

"A Dream of Red Mansions" is at that highest place.

It's simply unfair to compare the two in the same place.

Really, he was completely crushed into dregs and ravaged a hundred times, a hundred times.

Of course, ordinary people cannot read this obvious difference, which requires a level of appreciation.

This is like a person who just drank coffee. You make him a cup of freshly ground coffee and the beans cost a thousand yuan a pound. In addition, give him a cup of Nestlé instant coffee, and then ask him which of the two cups of coffee tastes better? There is a 70% chance that the other person will say that Nestlé Instant is delicious.

Of course!

If you make him a cup of Gesha coffee directly, then maybe even people who have never drank coffee will be able to realize how delicious this thing is.

Dream of Red Mansions is this kind of instant sale.

As long as you are a scholar or above, you can definitely see the huge gap between "Dream of Red Mansions" and "Jade City".

Don't look down on other people's talents. During the Ming and Qing dynasties, only 10,000 or 20,000 people were admitted in each exam in the country.

So can Yun Zhonghe memorize "A Dream of Red Mansions"?

Of course not!

Who can memorize that thing? However, Da Vinci could memorize it, but he was not with Yun Zhonghe at this time.

But there are many computers in X Mental Hospital, and there is also a supercomputer. The amount of data in it is astronomical. Not to mention "Dream of Red Mansions", there is even the Indian "Kama Sutra".

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Duan Yingying was really moved when she saw this "Essay on the Beginning of War" written by Yun Zhonghe.

She really wanted to agree to it for Ao Ming right away. How could anything be so cheap in the world?

A fool actually came to the door and offered the most unfair bet in history.

Ao Yu, a loser, still wants to write a better novel than "The Story of Jade City"? Still want to win the top three in the provincial examination?

This is no longer just a dream, it is simply crazy.

but……

She really couldn't agree to it, it was too shameful and would make people think she was bullying a fool.

Thousands of spectators present also thought it was ridiculous.

Who doesn’t know your Ao Yu’s reputation? The best trash in the world.

If you can write a book better than Ao Ming's "Jade City", if you can get into the top three in the provincial examination, I will stand on my hands and run naked all over the city.

Yun Zhonghe said loudly: "Sister Yingying, don't you dare? Don't you dare?"

It's not that I don't dare, it's that I can't. This will make people think that I am bullying a mentally retarded person and cannot win with force.

And to be honest, you Ao Yu don’t deserve it.

What kind of people are Ao Ming and I? We are golden boys and girls standing at the top of the pyramid in Jiangzhou.

What kind of person are you, Aoyu? Even if you stand on tiptoe, you can't reach the soles of our feet.

Yun Zhonghe said: "Sister Yingying, you are indeed afraid of me, and Ao Ming is indeed afraid of me. You are afraid of losing to me. As expected, I am eight fights higher. Brother Ao Ming and sister Duan Yingying do not dare to compete with me. Yes, hahaha!"

Everyone looked at Yun Zhonghe as if they were crazy.

Yun Zhonghe sneered: "Since you don't dare to compete, Ao Ming shouldn't call himself the number one talent in Jiangzhou from now on. Someone, bring it up!"

Immediately, two guards from the Nulang Marquis Mansion brought up a thin plaque with several large characters written on it: Jiangzhou's No. 1 Talented Man.

"Ao Ming, since you don't dare to compete with me, don't say that you are the most talented person in Jiangzhou anymore." Yun Zhonghe shouted.

Then, he let out Bruce Lee's strange scream and kicked him violently.

"boom!"

The plaque denoting the most talented person in Jiangzhou was immediately kicked to pieces.

This scene is so familiar to me. Chen Zhen kicked the Sick Man of East Asia plaque to pieces.

However, Yun Zhonghe would definitely not be able to break it with his weak legs. The moment he kicked it out, the two guards squeezed it to pieces.

Duan Yingying said: "Ao Yu, you've had enough of your nonsense. Let's go."

Yun Zhonghe said: "Sister Yingying, do you dare to agree? If my "The Story of the Stone" can beat Ao Ming's "The Story of the Jade City" in an instant, and I can win the top three in the provincial examination, you will marry me, how about it?" "

Duan Yingying said nothing.

Yun Zhonghe said: "If you don't agree, I will set up a stall in front of your Duke Wei's mansion every day and kick off a plaque every day."

Duan Yingying said coldly: "If you lose, can you stop pestering me?"

Yun Zhonghe said: "Of course, if I lose, you will be my sister-in-law from now on, and I will never dare to entangle you in the slightest. And I am willing to give up all my inheritance rights. Everything in my family belongs to brother Ao Ming, including The title of Marquis of Raging Waves.”

Duan Yingying said: "Well, you keep your word! Don't pester me again then."

Yun Zhonghe said: "You sign my declaration of war."

Duan Yingying picked up the pen, gritted her teeth, and signed her name on Yun Zhonghe's declaration of war.

This character is so well written, full of coolness, and forms a sharp contrast with Yun Zhonghe's chicken claw character, as if she and Ao Yu were standing together, like a crane against a chicken.

In fact, Duan Yingying is very eager to sign her name.

Because this fool brought such a ridiculous bet to his door, and he could win it without any effort. But signing this name is indeed unseemly. Everyone will say that she bullies the mentally retarded.

But the benefits are much higher than the costs, and even the loss of reputation is worth it.

After signing, Duan Yingying said: "Ao Yu, are you sure you will never pester me after losing?"

This scheming bitch wanted to make Yun Zhonghe swear an oath. She obviously wanted to talk about inheritance rights, but she said things like not to pester her in a high-profile manner.

Yun Zhonghe said: "I swear, if I lose this bet, I will never pester Sister Duan Yingying, and I will completely give up the inheritance rights to the title of Marquis of Nulang. If I violate this oath, heaven and earth will destroy me, and the ancestors of the Ao family will be buried underground. There is no peace."

It's quite poisonous to swear by your ancestors.

Yun Zhonghe said: "Sister Yingying, I have already sworn an oath, it is your turn to swear an oath in public."

It's too vulgar, too vulgar.

Even Duan Yingying was unwilling to say anything about marrying Yun Zhonghe.

Therefore, she directly raised her hands and said: "I swear by the ancestors of the Duan family. If I violate the oath, heaven will not tolerate me, earth will not tolerate me, and my ancestors will not tolerate me."

Done!

Yun Zhonghe said loudly: "My fellow villagers, please testify that if I win this bet, Sister Duan Yingying will marry me, and Ao Ming will completely withdraw from the inheritance dispute."

Of course there were thousands of people present who could testify.

It's just that everyone looked at Yun Zhonghe like an idiot, and their eyes at Duan Yingying were a bit weird.

Is it appropriate for you to bully a mentally retarded person like this?

I had heard before that Ao Yu, the son of Marquis Nu Lang, was the best loser in the world, but now it seems.

Is this more than just trash? It’s just crazy!

Duan Yingying said: "Ao Yu, can you go home now? Stop messing around?"

"Okay, okay, okay." Yun Zhonghe said: "Sister Yingying, I'm going back now! You wait for me at home. After I win, I will come and marry you immediately. You wait for me, wait My new book will become a big hit, and it will become a god. Just wait for me to kill Ao Ming, press him to the ground and rub him."

Then, Yun Zhonghe went home happily.

This walking posture really looks like a fool, at least in everyone's eyes.

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Next up!

Yun Zhonghe really did what he said, and it was even more exaggerated.

He had tens of thousands of copies of this declaration of war printed and plastered all over the streets of Jiangzhou Prefecture.

In any alley, as long as someone passes by, there must be at least three stickers.

This corresponds to that famous saying.

I allow you not to see it, but I definitely don’t allow you not to see it.

Therefore, millions of people in Jiangzhou Prefecture were shocked by Yun Zhonghe's extremely ugly calligraphy.

When I went out, I saw Yun Zhonghe's declaration of war.

Going to a teahouse to drink tea is still the same declaration of war.

Buy a pack of melon seeds, it’s still Yun Zhonghe’s declaration of war, because the back of the wrapping paper of the stall vendor still has Yun Zhonghe’s declaration of war.

After finally going to the toilet and squatting in the pit, I looked up and saw Yun Zhonghe's declaration of war.

I was going to get toilet chips, but I ended up with paper to wipe my butt. What a luxury.

But on the back of the wiper was Yun Zhonghe's declaration of war.

This... this is a crazy advertising bombing.

Millions of people in Jiangzhou have been completely brainwashed, and no one knows the truth.

Everyone in the streets knew that the two brothers Ao Yu and Ao Ming were at war.

Of course it's not a competition of martial arts, but a competition of talent.

The winner can marry Duan Yingying and also gain the right to inherit the Nulang Marquis Mansion.

Of course, the entire Jiangzhou millions of people have the same attitude.

There is no doubt that Ao Yu will lose, one hundred million will lose.

How could a person who is not mentally ill make such a bet?

So Ao Yu added another nickname to his original nickname of the best waste in the world.

The world's most idiotic person.

Regardless of whether he is mentally retarded or not, at least Ao Yuhong is red.

The book "The Story of the Stone" has not yet been released, but it has aroused the interest of countless people.

Everyone just wants to know how bad the book written by the world's most idiotic person is.

We want to see how bad a book can be, and whether it can be as bad as the sky?

By the way, Ao Ming's "Jade City" has become even more popular.

Originally this book was only an event in the high cultural circles, but now it is familiar even to ordinary people.

No, I have to buy a copy to see how awesome it is?

Therefore, Ao Ming's previous four volumes of "Jade City" were once again sold out, completely refreshing the original record.

In addition, the entire Jiangzhou City, and even the entire Canglang Province, are looking forward to March 30th.

Because on this day, Ao Ming's "Jade City" and Ao Yu's "Stone" will be released.

Everyone is looking forward to seeing how excellent Ao Ming's "Jade City" will be.

Ao Yu's trashy "The Story of the Stone" is so stupid and rotten.

Of course!

Yun Zhonghe's behavior of posting declarations of war all over the streets is against the law and is strictly prohibited. Only the government can do this.

But it is strange that the Jiangzhou Prefecture not only did not stop it, but acquiesced, and even asked the government officials to secretly warn that no one was allowed to tear up these declarations of war.

Apparently this was because he didn't see it as serving their interests.

Ao Yu has lost his mind and proposed this ridiculous bet, so let's be optimistic about the outcome and take the opportunity to brainwash millions of people in Jiangzhou.

This is Ao Yu seeking death on his own, not us bullying others.

Don't be surprised when Ao Ming inherits the title of Marquis of Nulang in the future.

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During this period, Ao Yu became very popular in Jiangzhou City and became popular throughout the city.

And Jing Zhongyue also became popular in the western desert.

These past few months have been completely bizarre and ridiculous for her.

She obviously just wants to be a horse bandit, and it's best not to have too many people. Two or three thousand people will end up.

It is best not to exceed a thousand people.

Whistling by, eating big mouthfuls of meat and drinking big bowls of wine every day, so happy.

but……

She now has almost 20,000 people under her command.

She was originally in Split Wind City, and the territory was already large enough. The entire Split Wind Valley covered more than 10,000 square kilometers.

But now she is in the Western Desert, and her territory is several times larger.

Damn it, where did these people come from? Where did these territories come from?

She never took the initiative to expand, others came to beat her.

Others came to attack her again and again.

Then, she killed others again and again, and her enemies surrendered one after another.

The territory is getting bigger and bigger, and there are more and more soldiers under his command.

She really wanted to shout, "Stop hitting me. If you hit me again, my dominance will rise for no reason."

I just want to be a simple horse bandit, I don't want to be the king and hegemony.

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In Jiangzhou City!

Yun Zhonghe's home is bustling with people every day.

All the booksellers in Jiangzhou City came and asked Yun Zhonghe to hand over "The Story of the Stone" to them for publication and distribution.

Because everyone knows that no matter how poorly written "The Story of the Stone" is, it will definitely be a hit.

I don’t know how many people are waiting to buy it and take it home, just to see how bad the book written by Ao Yu, the best loser in the world, is.

There may even be a weird situation where the worse the product is, the better it sells.

Because everyone has a mentality of seeing others make a fool of themselves, otherwise how could Sister F become so popular?

"Master Ao Yu, please feel free to leave the book to us for printing. I guarantee to sell 20,000 copies."

"Master Ao Yu, it doesn't matter how bad your handwriting is. As long as the words you write are good, I can help you sell them."

"Master Ao Yu, even if what you write is not words, even if it is ghost drawings, I can make you sell more than 30,000 copies."

"Master Ao Yu, if you don't want to write, just put your name on it and we can find a gunman for you. Of course, the gunman we are looking for cannot write as badly as you, but I promise Bad enough, weird enough.”

Yun Zhonghe was not happy when he heard this and said angrily: "Kick him out, kick him out."

"Master Ao Yu, I can find you a very high-level gunman, and I guarantee that you will amaze the whole city." Another bookseller said.

Yun Zhonghe said: "Can that level surpass Ao Ming's "Jade City"?"

The bookseller said in astonishment: "H-how is this possible? It is at most half the level of "Tama City Chronicles", which is already great."

Yun Zhonghe said: "Then how can I amaze the whole city?"

The bookseller said: "Because your bottom line is low, everyone's expectations for you are too low. Even if you write a slightly acceptable work, you can amaze the whole city."

Yun Zhonghe said angrily: "Drive him out, drive him out."

That's too much. What truth are you talking about?

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Facing a battle.

Not to mention the entire Jiangzhou City, even my mother and sister have no confidence.

Mother Liu and sister Ao Ningning both know that Ao Yu is not stupid and loves to tell stories.

But the stories he tells are usually bizarre ones, and my brother has never written a book.

In terms of literary attainments, he is definitely not as good as Ao Ming.

Moreover, Ao Ming's "Jade City" has been read by both her mother and sister. The standard is quite high and it is simply invincible.

But now the deal is done, and this bet seems to be a foregone conclusion.

One night, my mother took Yun Zhonghe and whispered. She first praised my son's courage, and then instilled some ideas in him. For example, in order to win or lose, special means can be used when necessary, and there is no need to be too pedantic.

Finally, she handed Yun Zhonghe a large stack of banknotes.

"Son, there are indeed some very impoverished and talented people, and some even won the imperial examination, but they were deposed because they committed huge crimes. Go find them and become gunmen!"

"For example, this Shen Yishi is a truly talented person. He was once a prostitute, but he wrote something he shouldn't have written and violated the Emperor's taboo, so he was deprived of all his fame and fame. Now he is in a very poor state. You If you go to him as a ghostwriter, you should still be able to fight."

Of course Yun Zhonghe refused.

Then, he began his crazy coding career.

On the sixth day of January, he entered a dream.

On the 16th, Leonardo da Vinci got up again, and then went to the supercomputer of X Mental Hospital to find the documents of "Dream of Red Mansions".

Memorize it by rote.

Then he forcefully woke himself up and started coding crazily.

If using a brush is too slow, I use a quill to write.

I coded for fifteen hours a day. At first, I only had 20,000 words per day, but in the end it soared to 30,000 words.

In just eight days, he wrote the 200,000 words of the first volume of "Dream of Red Mansions".

Oh no.

It was copied.

There were still sixteen days left to stereotype and print the book.

Time is tight and the task is heavy.

It requires a lot of manpower and material resources, especially a lot of carving.

At this time, don’t play with movable type printing, just be honest and rigid.

At least several hundred engravers are needed, each responsible for one page of content.

This was definitely not something that a small bookstore could accomplish, so Yun Zhonghe set his sights on Tianyi Bookstore, the largest in Jiangzhou City.

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Is this Tianyi Bookstore very awesome?

Yes, super awesome!

It prints and distributes all teaching materials in the entire Canglang Province, and even in several surrounding provinces.

From enlightenment textbooks to classics that are useful only for Jinshi scholars, they all come from Tianyi Bookstore.

We sell millions of books every year, so how can we not be awesome?

Moreover, Tianyi Bookstore is very high-quality and never prints any story books.

The books he printed were all ancient books and books of saints.

Moreover, the people in charge of Tianyi Bookstore today are all senior officials who have retired at home. They are either the chief officials of the Six Ministries or important cabinet officials.

If you retired from being a minister, you would be too embarrassed to become the head of Tianyi Bookstore.

Why the mountain chief?

Because this is not only a bookstore, but also an academy.

And the head of Ren Tianyi Bookstore is none other than the former Crown Prince Shaofu and the former Minister of Rites, Zhu Lantian!

He is seventy-five years old this year and has seen through everything. Although he also belongs to the civil servant faction, he is a mortal enemy of Prime Minister Lin.

At that time, he was driven out of the Ministry of Rites by Prime Minister Lin.

Ao Ming's biggest backer and teacher was none other than Prime Minister Lin, who ranked third in the cabinet.

In addition, this Zhu Lantian is a true master of poetry and literature. Although his level is not as good as that of Li Tai'a from the Great Xia Empire, he has also reached the level of a master.

Otherwise, it would not be his turn to take charge of the mountain chief of Tianyi Academy.

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At this time, the former prince's young master, Zhu Lantian, was reading under the lamp.

He lives a very simple life, and it is not a show.

When he was young, he also chased prosperity. As he got older, many of his desires faded away, and he truly returned to his original nature.

What he loved most in his life was reading, and he read everything.

How many books has he read in his life? There are simply countless.

Therefore, his appreciation level is extremely high, or it is already at the top level in Jiangzhou City.

When he was young, he often composed poetry and wrote books. But as I got older, I stopped writing poems and books.

According to him, if you can't write well, you just don't want to show your shame.

It's okay for a young man to express his sorrow, but it's totally inappropriate for him to force himself to write articles when he's older.

Of course, Chief Zhu Lantian also knew about the bet between Ao Yu and Ao Ming, as well as the two people's "The Story of the Stone" and "The Story of the Jade City".

However, he didn't pay attention at all and didn't care.

"Sir, Mr. Ao Yu, the Marquis of Nulang, would like to see you."

Mount Zhu Lantian suddenly frowned and said, "What does he want to do?"

The servant said: "He said that he wants our Tianyi Bookstore to help him print a book, which is his "The Story of the Stone"."

dream!

Our Tianyi Bookstore has never produced storybooks. We only produce books by sages and ancient books.

What does Ao Yu think of our Tianyi Bookstore? A brothel? Come on if you have money?

Mr. Zhu Lantian has read Ao Ming's "Jade City" and appreciates it because it is indeed very well written.

For Ao Yu.

Zhu Lantian dislikes him very much, not because of his great achievements of killing thousands of people, nor because of his nickname of the best waste in the world.

And I don’t like his hype methods, which are too low-level and exaggerated.

He had also heard about Ao Yu, and seeing his hype methods, he became more and more convinced that Ao Yu definitely had no talent and could not write anything good, let alone Ao Ming's "Jade City".

Our Tianyi Bookstore will not publish Ao Ming's "Jade City", let alone Ao Yu's "Stone"?

Simply arrogant and ridiculous!

The ignorant have nothing to fear!

Even if your "The Story of the Stone" is as good as Ao Ming's "The Story of the Jade City", we will not help you print the book.

What's more, it's destined to be a bad book? If we help you print the book, the sign will be completely ruined and it will become a lifelong shame for me.

We only print books written by sages and sages, and only books that are famous throughout the ages.

If I print your Ao Yu's bad book, wouldn't I be ruining my own brand? How can I live up to the predecessors of Tianyi Bookstore?

"Let him go." Chief Zhu Lantian said directly.

But it was too late, Yun Zhonghe had already broken in.

The seventy-five-year-old Zhu Lantian was furious and said: "It's too presumptuous. It's insulting to poetry and prose. Drive him out, drive him out."

Yun Zhonghe hurriedly said: "Zhang Zhu Lantian, please read my manuscript first before talking."

"Don't look at it." Zhu Lantian said: "I don't want to dirty my eyes, so drive out, drive out. Even if the sun rises in the west, our Tianyi Bookstore will not print books for you."

Yun Zhonghe said: "Zhu Lantian Shanchang, please read three pages, just three pages. I guarantee that the book I wrote is an eternal masterpiece and a classic that is not seen in thousands of years. If you can't be shocked after reading a few pages, I crawled out on my knees."

After saying that, Yun Zhonghe presented the manuscript of "The Story of the Stone" with both hands.

After Zhu Lantian took it over, he planned to flip through three pages and then drive away the scoundrel Ao Yu.

People are like their writers, and he absolutely does not believe that a scoundrel like Ao Yu can write any good books.

What's more, what kind of ancient novel is it, a classic that has not been seen for thousands of years? I am not afraid of the strong wind flashing my tongue. I am too ignorant, too arrogant and too ridiculous.

Do you know what ancient literature is?

Even I, Zhu Lantian, can't write such an article, let alone you, Ao Yu, an uneducated scoundrel?

Then, Chief Zhu Lantian began to read.

If you say read three pages, he will definitely read three pages.

Then, I just finished reading a page!

Chief Zhu Lantian was completely stunned, his whole body was shaken.

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