Fishing the Sky in the Marvel Universe

"Jason, go make breakfast! I put bacon in the refrigerator."

"And...you were really nice last night."

Jason woke up from the nightmare, clutching his cramped chest and breathing heavily.

Where is this?

Why is this man making such a noise so early in the morning?

Jason, whose vision was blurred, looked at the person who woke him up with a puzzled expression.

The woman has long black hair, a cool appearance, and a slender figure.

ah!

Jessica Jones.

Only after recognizing this face did Jason wake up

"Jessica, if you have the physical fitness to play rugby, you will definitely become a superstar!"

"You are stronger than me, why are you still working as a reporter at the Daily Bugle?"

"It's just a personal hobby."

Jason was in a good mood when he heard someone compliment him on his good health.

After he put on his clothes, he went to the kitchen to make breakfast.

"You really are my best friend, Jay."

Jessica blew a kiss.

"Na na, I know I forgot what happened last night."

Jason, who had already put on an apron to cook, rolled his eyes speechlessly.

"I should have made this request first."

This woman wanted to pretend that nothing had happened.

You are so irresponsible and you still act like a superhero!

Yes, Jessica is the famous superhero from Marvel.

A month ago, Jason, who traveled here, had a hard time accepting it at first.

But it's not hard for him to accept that his neighbor and friend are superheroes.

But it’s hard to accept that this is the Marvel Universe.

It's 2010 now, and I'm thinking about the big events that will happen in the future.

What a headache!

Thinking of this, Jason couldn't help but evoke Gold Finger in his heart.

[This fishing has failed]

This golden finger is simply and crudely used for fishing in all realms.

The fishing time is 30 days, the cooling time is 30 days, and the number of items caught at one time increases accordingly.

When I first crossed over, I was given a second hook, but the result was an empty hook the second time.

"View the last item hooked."

Jason thought silently, and then an electronic screen appeared in front of him.

[Elixir of Fortune - after drinking it, you will be lucky within twelve hours]

[Lamborghini—This is Batman’s most low-key scooter]

[Compound No. 5—Get a radiation-free version of Soldier Boy’s abilities]

Soldier Boy should be considered easy to mess around in Marvel.

He is the biological father of a well-known native of the motherland, and he is an ancestral person.

His abilities are equivalent to the ultimate enhanced version of Captain America.

The defensive power of this guy is that of a man of steel. Except for nuclear weapons, basically nothing on Earth can break through his defenses.

As for the attack power, it is slightly higher, but it is estimated to be one or two times higher than Spider-Man.

Now Jason estimates that he is positioned as a tank with low attack and high defense.

I should be able to get through two moves with Thanos, and I guess it won't be a big deal if I get hit by him in one set.

Jessica, who has more than 20 tons of strength, is really soft and cute in front of Jason.

…

Jason prepared two plates of bacon and eggs for breakfast, and after eating, he changed his clothes and got ready to go to work.

Jessica held her chin up and looked at Jason, still chewing bacon in her mouth.

Jessica, who dropped out of high school and is now 19 years old and a superhero by profession, is still loudly urging him to resign.

"If you really want to be a reporter, you can take pictures of me. I'm a superhero, and I don't mind revealing my secret identity."

Jessica puffed out her chest and winked at Jason with super-heroic confidence.

That seems to be saying ~

My sister is the queen, and her confidence shines through.

As the possessor of Soldier Boy's powers, Jason almost said, "Fuck superheroes."

"The Daily Bugle only talks bad about superheroes. Even Tony Stark was scolded. You must show your face in it."

"Hey, that J. Jonah Jameson is such a bastard, it must be very tiring working for him."

After Jason finished complaining, he sat next to Jessica and asked her to help tie his tie.

Jessica did as she was told, and made some comments from time to time.

Neither of them felt embarrassed.

After all, we are Americans in the new era, and we don’t take it as a big deal for friends to have sex with each other once in a while.

The two got along very well from the first moment they met in the corridor. They were very similar in terms of physical strength and worldview.

Jessica opened a detective agency a few blocks away and was already moving there.

However, as their friendship has matured and they have not yet become lovers, the two still get together at the bar in Hell's Kitchen from time to time.

Just like Friends.

It's just that there are only two of them, and Friends...

Um, Jason can't remember the plot a little bit.

Later, he planned to catch up on Friends while working.

"Jessica, don't open the door to strangers at home. Daddy has to go to work to support the family!"

After exchanging pleasantries, Jason finally went downstairs to work.

Downstairs, his exclusive taxi is waiting.

The Indian driver, Dobinder, waved to Jason who was looking downstairs.

"Mr. Jason, I bought you breakfast."

"Well, beautiful!"

Jason, who was wearing a suit and tie, took a bite of the hot dog handed to him by the driver, then lay down in the back seat and enjoyed his free breakfast.

"Is there any iced coffee? Well, yours is hot? I can drink it too."

Jason is such a bully, Dobinder is still smiling.

"Mr. Jason, I followed the method you taught me and I really caught Gita."

"real?"

Jason in the back seat suddenly jumped up and climbed dangerously from the back seat to the front table.

"Hey...Mr. Jason, be careful."

"Catch up? Got to third base?"

"What is third base?"

"Everyone's understanding is different. My understanding is...do you know the brand of her underwear?"

Ah this...

Dobinder, who was somewhat reserved, hesitated for a while, and then directly told his results that night.

Having said this, Jason is no longer sleepy.

After having a good chat with my Indian buddy for a while, I burst out laughing.

Until the car arrived at the entrance of the Daily Bugle building, neither of them heard laughter.

"Here we are, total..."

"Well~ I never carry a wallet when I wear a suit, so can we just give a high five as a celebration?"

"Ah, okay!"

After the bully Jason said goodbye to his dear chauffeur, he put on the dead face of a social animal and walked into the office building gloomily.

Because it was Monday, the office workers around me were equally lifeless along the way, and the elevator was as cold as a morgue.

However, when we arrived at the office floor, it was very lively. Colleagues gathered around the glass wall of the boss's office.

"What happened?"

Jason walked over and asked casually.

A female colleague covered Jason's mouth and pointed at the boss in the glass wall.

J. Jonah Jameson.

“I want Spider-Man! That masked pest!

Eddie Brock, what did you give me?

Iron Man and the actress kiss passionately? What the hell!

I want breaking news! About that spider! I’m offering $1,000 per photo!”