Fist of Imagination

"Hey! Ah!"

Liang De's clothes were tattered, his hair looked like a chicken coop that had been blown up, and his two dark circles were big and heavy. He stepped on a carrot that was cut thick on the top and thin on the bottom. He soared into the sky, turned three and a half times, and then fell on the edge of the sink with a snap.

"Finally... finally out."

Liang De lay on the edge of the sink with his legs spread out in a dog shape, tears streaming down his face, looking like a useless dog.

The surface of the Yellow Spring Pool that was chasing him stopped rising after Liang De jumped out of the sink, and the densely packed all-star army of kitchen pests also slipped into the sewer and disappeared.

Liang De sat up shakily and looked around. This was a semi-open kitchen behind the entrance, a space-saving design common in 1DK single apartments.

A cotton printed apron that had fallen a lot of dust was hung on the wall. There was a pattern of two squirrels printed on the front, one wearing a hat and the other waving sideways, and a line of English letters below: Chip 'n' Dale.

Is that why it's called the Squirrel Sink... I was worried that a Squirrel Boss would pop out of the sewer.

The sound of the door lock being turned by the key rang out, and a huge figure came in from outside holding a heavy cardboard box.

The figure put the cardboard box on the table, holding the phone between his shoulder and ear while talking on the phone.

"Mom, I received the rice and vegetables... They're not bad, they're all fresh."

"... No need, these are enough for me to eat for a long time, and these things can be bought online now, not just here."

"Yeah, yeah, I'll make soup to drink at night... I know how to make it, I cook for myself every day, I've already learned how to make it, if you don't believe me, I'll show you a video tonight, I'm hanging up first."

Liang De saw the figure take out a utility knife from the drawer, cut open the tape of the express cardboard box, and took out a bag of rice with some effort, as well as carrots, lotus roots, tomatoes, broccoli, pickles, salted fish wrapped tightly in old newspapers and plastic wrap, and several bags of handmade tea and wolfberries in self-sealing bags, scattered on the dining table.

The figure was silent for a long time, then walked to the kitchen, shook off the dust on the squirrel apron and tied it up, then came to the sink, ignored Liang De who was sitting on it, and started to wipe the countertop with a rag.

The unwashed greasy dishes were piled together and put into the sink to soak, and the kitchen waste and several empty beer cans were picked up and put into the trash can with a new trash bag.

Liang De looked at the figure who was clumsy and not at all skillful, shook his head and lay down again.

Just give it a try, a brand new beginning looks like another failed attempt at the beginning. Maybe a 100% lover and a typhoon day without going to work will never come, but how can you know if a new life of persistence and hard work will come if you don't try.

"Test user Liang De, a first-year student in the Department of Lu, has survived, and the learning goal has been completed. Please leave the study room to receive the reward."

Liang De saw the bright yellow light coming from the bottom of the kitchen sink, and he was too lazy to get up. He lay on the countertop and let the strong suction suck him over, falling powerlessly into a bright yellow sea of ​​light.

Three black books floated in front of him.

Liang De had a weak will to even raise his arm, and asked weakly:

"Can I sleep for a while before choosing?"

"Please complete the reward selection within 10 seconds, otherwise the reward will be cancelled and you will be directly transferred to continue studying."

"Can I choose with my mouth? I want the one in the middle."

As soon as Liang De finished speaking, the left and right of the three black books turned into ashes and disappeared, and the one left in the middle began to restore its color and text, and its size was also shrinking.

A pocket book with a dark gray cover flew towards Liang De's forehead.

"Selection completed.

"Qingye Pediatrics Society Childcare Encyclopedia (17th Edition)".

Qingye Pediatrics Society is a well-respected authority on child health in all known circles on both sides of the sea. This book is a concentrated embodiment of its advanced childcare concepts. After 17 revisions and the review of thousands of experts, the timeliness and accuracy of the information are fully guaranteed. It keeps pace with the development of pediatric medicine in all circles on both sides of the sea, keeps up with the times, and provides scientific childcare. It is the best-selling book of its kind and has been translated into tens of thousands of languages. It is widely recommended by pediatricians and the first choice for new parents.

Begin transmission."

"Fighting for life and death to brush the dungeon, the reward is this kind of useless knowledge, which is not used now, and will not be used in the future, and it is not used for buying groceries, and it is not used at all. How can learning like this be fun..."

Liang De's eyes were dull like a salted fish. If he hadn't gained something else in this tank dungeon, he would have been so angry that he would have internal bleeding because of this pitfall reward.

When all the knowledge was transmitted, the cold mechanical female voice sounded again:

"The reward session is over, and the transmission begins."

"Happy Learning Double Room, Scene: Chixue City."

"[Learning Goal]: Destroy the city gate."

"[Learning Reward]: 1 library book."

The wind and snow were everywhere, and a ruined city was empty and desolate.

Liang De walked out of the city gate and looked down at his phone.

He found the Happy Learning System APP and saw the information of this game on the learning interface.

The opponent was Mu Yigui, the second-year head of the Lu Department.

The information of the Lu Department was vague about this head, but it was said that he was good at group fighting.

Liang De drank the coffee in his hand and walked out of the city gate against the wind and snow.

After swallowing a cup of coffee, my life is in my own hands!

Those who are barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes, so what about the head?

Liang De was barefoot, with a pair of feet that had been corroded by the surface of the Yellow Springs Pool and regenerated. His shoulders shook exaggeratedly, and his Ren and Du meridians ignited like an asthma engine, and his momentum was high.

The city gate behind him slammed shut, turning into a chaotic mosaic.

"I'll come, I'll see, I..." Liang De looked across.

Behind the two-meter-high log barricade was the city gate he wanted to destroy.

A man was lying on the snow in front of the log barricade, holding his stomach with his hands, sleeping comfortably.

Liang De looked down, and his momentum suddenly weakened by three points.

The old man lying on the ground was not wearing shoes, and his feet were black. It was obvious that he had been barefoot for a long time and had much more experience than himself.

He snored like thunder, and it was clear that he didn't take Liang De seriously.

"This is... just what I want!"

Liang De stretched, lay down on the spot, and began to sleep with his head covered.

Just after closing his eyes and waiting for a while, he heard a warm and smelly voice beside his ear:

"Are you very sleepy? I can hear your heartbeat, why are you pretending to sleep?"

Liang De tumbled and jumped up from the ground after a quick distance.

The old man who was snoring at the opposite gate before had fallen asleep next to him without knowing when. The whole process was silent, which shocked Liang De.

You still have the nerve to say that others are pretending to sleep!

"Why are you getting up? I have also played the Squirrel Sink dungeon. It is so tiring. If you are very sleepy, let's sleep together."

You old glass.

"Sorry, I am more used to sleeping alone. Goodbye."

Liang De walked straight to the opposite gate. After taking two steps, he suddenly accelerated violently. The hot air gushing from his feet melted the snow and pushed him to rush towards the mission target.

Go to sleep, I will go first!

"Why are you running so fast? I won't do anything to you." The familiar bad breath hit him.

Liang De braked suddenly, his feet sank into the ground, and he almost bumped into the unkempt old man in front of him.

The unkempt old man lay on the log barricade like a boneless body, stretched, rubbed his face with his hands for a while, and yawned.

Instant teleportation?

Liang De pulled his feet out of the ground and took two steps back hesitantly.

The scene changed drastically after this step.

The light blue sandalwood smoke continued, and the snowy city disappeared. There was only darkness and the sound of Buddhist chanting.

Liang De looked around blankly, and intermittent images flashed in front of his eyes and mind. He seemed to be still in the same place, but also seemed to have walked a long way.

When he came to his senses, he found himself back to the city gate where he came from. The traces of lying on the snow were gone, and the footprints that accelerated to the opposite side before were also gone.

Everything was restored, only the lost internal force was not restored.

The unkempt old man with disheveled hair and dirty face was still lying on the snow opposite, snoring like thunder and sleeping soundly.

Liang De stepped forward cautiously and slowly approached the sloppy old man lying on the ground.

His snoring was so real that it even covered the sound of his heartbeat. Could he really be asleep?

"Hey! Senior Mu, are you asleep!"

Liang De vibrated his body surface and used his hard and soft snake body to manipulate the air to send the deafening volume to Mu Yigui's ear hole. Mu Yigui, who was lying on the ground, used his little finger to pick his ears, turned over and continued to sleep soundly.

How does the saying go? You can never wake up a husband who pretends to be asleep.

Not necessarily, because you haven't tried it with twelve successes of force to split his head and feet!

Liang De jumped up and used the steel-like body forging method to activate the water-breaking karate killer move. His heel, which was faintly copper-colored, smashed down on Mu Yigui's head, which had not been washed for at least a month.

The snow splashed and a deep pit was smashed on the ground.

Liang De's kick missed, and when he looked back, he saw that the sloppy old man who was there just now had fallen asleep next to another city gate, and his snoring became increasingly strong.

"I don't care about you. Anyway, the mission is to destroy the city gate, not to destroy sleep."

Liang De bent over and bent his knees. Just as he was about to rush to the mission target behind the log barricade, he suddenly felt a sinking feeling behind him. Something heavy was hanging on his vest, and the whole piece of clothing was almost torn off.

Liang De turned his head and saw with his peripheral vision that Mu Yigui had grabbed his clothes behind him with a dirty hand, and he was sleeping with his eyes closed while hanging behind him.

Get out of here, you burden!

Liang De jumped high, then fell backwards, exerting force on his back to crush Mu Yigui who was hanging on his back into two pieces.

Boom!