Five Villain Daddies Are Fighting To Spoil Me
Chapter 352 Let This Chicken Know What Socialist Beatings Are
He couldn't help squinting those cloudy old eyes suspiciously, and looked at the little girl carefully.
"Little girl." The old man asked earnestly, "Are you sure it was you who caught the chicken, not the chicken who caught you?"
Ye Sang: "..."
He rambled, "The chickens in our village like to bite people."
As for the child in front of him, he didn't know what was going on, he felt that he would be naughty as soon as he left.
Ye Sang: "..."
His words frightened the child silly in an instant.
However, it was already here, and it was impossible to leave. Su Ruirui pulled her to the direction of the chicken coop. Once inside, it was quiet, and there was no sign of a chicken.
Shen Yao paused, frowned slightly, feeling that the place was very dirty.
She didn't go in.
The direction of the chicken coop was still lit, and the dim light allowed them to see the environment inside clearly.
The little girl kicked the ground, looked around with her black cat eyes, and saw a big cock at a glance.
Her eyes lit up, and the little milk voice said crisply: "Big cock!!"
The big rooster, who was caught off guard and disturbed, noticed the human cub at a glance.
It screamed, flapping its wings, and was about to run away.
However, how could Ye Niannian and the others let it go away, the two children were also very aggressive, blocking the rooster's front and rear paths to death.
The big cock crowed a few times, and its hairs exploded.
Facts have proved that even the chicken knows what it means to pick a persimmon and squeeze it softly. It is afraid that it will not be able to beat the two little boys and will be killed in return, so it flutters its wings and rushes towards Ye Sang without thinking.
Shen Yao: "..."
director:"……"
The protagonist Ye Sang was dumbfounded.
"Wow——" the little guy's hair exploded in an instant, and he tried to hide behind Su Ruirui even rolling and crawling. The big rooster is also a bully and fears nothing. Seeing Ye Sang run away, it still wanted to chase after Ye Sang.
Oh oh oh yelling endlessly.
"Damn it." The director couldn't help cursing.
Big cocks are painful to bite.
But this chicken is still a fighting chicken, staring at Ye Sangzhui, the little girl was so frightened that tears rolled in her eyes, and she cried out that she was wrong.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"
Shen Yao came back to her senses, looked at the seven chasing chickens, her eyelids twitched, she quickly rolled up her sleeves, regardless of her image, cut the scattered princesses into ponytails, so as not to catch the chickens in time obstruct the line of sight.
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Hahahahaha catch the chicken, I laughed so hard. God damn you have to be so serious when catching chickens]
[One thing to say, it's really funny hahahahaha, this chicken is poisonous, if others don't chase it, they will run after my baby Sangsang! 】
[Honestly speaking, from another perspective, Ye Sang's stupid hair is indeed a bit underwhelming from the perspective of animals]
[Hahahaha upstairs, believe it or not when you say that, Sangsang will cry for you]
Shen Yao detested the dirty place, she gritted her teeth slightly, looked at Ye Sang who was being chased, and didn't care about whether it was dirty or not, she stretched out her hand to grab the big cock.
Su Ruirui yelled: "On the left!!"
It was about to reach it, but who knew that this chicken could fly, flapping its wings and flying up into the sky, it was about to bite Ye Sang's ass.
Ye Sang felt that she was going to die.
The little guy was being chased around, she clutched her little butt, tears welled up in her eyes, and yelled in grievance: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow, big sister, big sister.""
"I've already figured out where the cemetery is."
Ye Sang wiped her tears, and the voice of the little milk was raised by more than one degree in fright. She cried and asked the other party's "last words": "Although the cemetery is a bit expensive, it doesn't matter..."
"Woooooo, Sangsang's father is rich, so they will definitely buy it for me."
director:"……"
Barrage:
[Stay in a daze, they have money, the cemetery will definitely buy it for me, hahahahaha I laughed to death at this sentence]
【Baby, can you be normal? After being chased by chickens, have you finally confessed your last words? 】
[Hahahahaha maybe in the world of children, she really thinks she is going to disappear]
[Laughing me to death in a trance, although I know it's not good for me to laugh like this, but it's really funny, with a serious look, crying makes people feel distressed and want to laugh]
"Whoa, don't bite me."
"Is it okay to let people finish their last words?"
Ye Sangke was too wronged.
How can it bite.
It's fine to bite someone, I haven't finished my "last words".
Shen Yao: "..."
*
The adults in the room over there were either playing cards or falling asleep, Shen Chuchen threw the cards in his hand on the table, yawned uninterestedly, and asked, "Where's the child?"
Mu Chen raised his eyelids, and said in a clear tone, "Let's go play..."
Just as the people in the room were about to shuffle the cards and play again, the staff of the program team suddenly ran over.
Stopped Gu Sheng who was washing the vegetables, and hurriedly said: "Hey wait, your child is in the chicken shed and is being chased and beaten by chickens. We are afraid of accidents, so hurry up and take a look."
Gu Sheng: "..."
Being chased and beaten by chickens?
He imagined this magical scene, his temples protruded slightly, he put down the vegetable bowl, wiped his hands, and followed the staff towards the chicken coop.
The others hurriedly followed, worried that something might happen to the child.
Father Ye gritted his teeth: "Aren't these bastards able to settle down for a while all day long?"
Just after the fight, I went to another chicken coop at night.
"Why do you say they go to the chicken coop? Do they eat shit?! I'm so pissed off. I'm so pissed off."
Father Ye cursed and cursed as he walked.
Mu Chen ignored his insulting words, touched his chin thoughtfully, and could already imagine what the scene of the chicken shed was like.
...
When the adults arrived, they happened to see the scene where Ye Sang confessed his last words.
Mu Chen: "..." That's not necessary.
Shen Yao was also in a hurry, she gritted her teeth slightly, and was so angry that she almost went crazy.
Don't let me catch this chicken or you'll be turning into KFC today! ! "
Several children were being played around by a chicken, Ye Sang covered his head and cried loudly.
"Save Sangsang..."
"Wooooow."
Huo Yao stared at it for a few seconds, then burst out laughing shamelessly.
Gu Cheng hated iron for being weak, and became steel: "It's just a chicken, why run away? Is this what you are doing?!"
"You slap to the left, slap to the right, and if you dare to bite another slap, let this chicken know what socialist beatings are."
"..." Mu Chen fell into a weird silence as he looked at this guy who was standing and talking without pain in his back.
Shen Chuchen's eyelids twitched.
He is afraid of chickens.
I was chased and bitten when I was a child.
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