Flash marriage 70s officer, I rely on my heart to eat melons and mess up

The man was covered in mud.

His hair was wet, and drops of mud kept falling from it.

He spat out rice leafhoppers as soon as he opened his mouth.

Xu Jiajia looked at him for a long time before recognizing him: "Li Chengye, how did you get into this state?"

Li Chengye wiped the mud off his face and said angrily: "I didn't look at the road when I was riding my bike, and I fell into the field."

Xu Jiajia had never seen such a stupid person, and her mouth twitched a few times: "Go take a shower and change into dry clothes."

Li Chengye handed Xu Jiajia a red envelope: "Here you go."

The money wrapped in red paper was already soaked.

It would rot if you poked it a little.

Xu Jiajia accepted it: "Come with me."

As she said that, she took Li Chengye to the side room.

After the people left, the guests whispered to each other: "Who is this? He is in such a mess, but he still comes to the wedding. Is there a grudge?"

"He looks a little unfamiliar. I haven't seen him before."

"..."

Li Chengye heard their discussion and looked at Xu Jiajia apologetically: "I'm sorry to trouble you."

Xu Jiajia wanted to pat his shoulder and give him some comfort, but seeing that he was covered in mud, she retracted her outstretched hand: "It's okay, I'm very happy that you can come."

Come to the side room.

Li Chengye was shocked when he saw Wang Bo fainted on the ground: "Ah, who is he? Is he dead?"

Xu Jiajia rolled her eyes at him: "He just fainted, not dead, just take a shower here."

Li Chengye gathered his clothes and pointed at his nose in disbelief: "You, you actually let me take a shower here?"

Xu Jiajia didn't understand why Li Chengye was so excited: "If you don't take a shower here, do you want to take a shower in the yard?"

Li Chengye: "..."

Is that what he meant?

Xu Jiajia continued: "You want to take a shower in the yard, but I won't let you! There are guests there, you are taking a shower there shirtless, is that ok?"

Li Chengye's pupils widened: "I didn't say I wanted to go there, but I don't want to be here either. Can't we change places?"

Xu Jiajia shook her head: "No, this is the only place to take a shower."

What else can Li Chengye do? He can only accept his fate.

"Where to get water?"

As soon as the words fell, Shen Yuebai walked in with a bucket of water.

Li Chengye scratched his hair, feeling embarrassed: "Thank you."

Grandma Xu also found some clothes, and she brought them to Li Chengye: "This is your uncle's, wear it."

Li Chengye took the clothes: "Thank you, Grandma Xu."

Grandma Xu waved her hand: "Don't be so polite."

After everyone left, Li Chengye took off his clothes quickly.

He washed his head first, then his body.

He had his back to Wang Bo.

When he finished washing and turned around, he just met a pair of obscene eyes.

"Ahhh..." Li Chengye subconsciously covered a part of his body, screaming in fear.

Shen Yuebai heard the sound and kicked the door open: "What's going on?"

Li Chengye subconsciously wanted to point at Wang Bo, but was afraid of being exposed. He covered his hands tightly and said with a sad face: "He, he looked at me, I am dirty, not clean."

Shen Yuebai glanced at Li Chengye: "What you have, he also has, what's so good about it."

Li Chengye was afraid that the shouting would attract other people, so he put on his clothes quickly.

Li Chengye was thin and shorter than Xu Jianguo.

Old lady Xu deliberately found a small one.

But she didn't expect that the small coat would be much larger on Li Chengye.

However, he didn't have time to care about these things at this time.

He rolled up his sleeves, rushed to the man, untied his belt, and snorted: "You looked at mine, I have to look at yours, this is fair."

Wang Bo glared at Li Chengye: "Woo woo woo..."

Ah ah ah.

Stop, stop, stop!

Shen Yuebai: "..."

What a fool!

After taking off his pants, Li Chengye looked at Wang Bo's miniature penis and laughed insincerely: "Hahaha... I am dying of laughter. Such a big man has only this small! Can you do it?"

When his shortcomings were pointed out, Wang Bo wanted to kill Li Chengye: "Woo woo woo..."

Asshole, I'm going to kill you!

Shen Yuebai glanced at it. It's so small, can it do it? Although curious, he didn't show it: "Help him pull up his pants quickly, what's the point of doing this!"

After reading it, Li Chengye felt balanced in his heart, and he grinned: "Okay."

...

The other tables were all full.

Only Shen Dazhu's table was not full.

Li Chengye sat down and chatted with Shen Dazhu in a familiar way: "You are the man

A relative of the woman’s family or a relative of the woman’s family? "

Shen Dazhu was in a bad mood and ignored Li Chengye.

Li Chengye wasn't angry either. He looked at Shen Zhou next to him: "What about you?"

Shen Zhou said truthfully: "I am a relative of the groom's family, and the groom is my brother."

Li Chengye looked Shen Zhou up and down: "You look nothing like Shen Yuebai."

Shen Zhou: "My brother is like my mother, and I follow the strengths of my parents."

Li Chengye didn't understand: "Since you follow the merits of your parents, why don't you look more handsome than Shen Yuebai? Shen Yuebai is as handsome as your mother. If you follow the merits of both of them, shouldn't you be even more handsome?"

Shen Zhou twitched his lips: "Brother and I are half-brothers, and my mother is ugly."

Fortunately, Zhao Chunlan didn't come for the wedding banquet, otherwise she would have been furious when she heard this.

Li Chengye nodded as if he understood: "No wonder, but your father's eyesight is not good. He can also see such an ugly person. Are his eyes covered with shit?"

Shen Dazhu was so angry: "Your eyes are covered with shit!"

Li Chengye only felt that he was being criticized inexplicably: "I didn't tell you, why are you anxious?"

Shen Zhou solved the mystery for him: "He is my father."

Li Chengye was stunned: "Ah, you are Shen Yuebai's father, then I ask you, why didn't you say it?

You are the biological father, shouldn’t you be sitting at the table? "

The custom in the village is that when the woman's mother's family comes, she will sit on the banquet to show that she is valued.

This remark also hinted that Shen Yuebai was the son-in-law who came to the house, and the man's father came and wanted to sit at the table.

Shen Dazhu didn't want to hear this the most. His face was ashen and he gritted his teeth and said, "I don't need it."

Li Chengye looked confused: "Isn't this our custom here?"

Shen Dazhu: "..."

It is the custom of God to step on a horse, he wants to overturn the table!

Xu Xiaoyao had been busy. When she finished serving the food, she was slightly startled when she saw that Li Chengye was also there: "Why are you here?"

Li Chengye asked: "Why can't I be here?"

Xu Xiaoyao: "..."

It makes so much sense that people can't refute it.

…

Mrs. Xu's estimate was very accurate.

All the guests added up to exactly ten tables.

Although the time was tight, the banquet went well.

Eight dishes.

Every portion is filling.

But as soon as it arrived on the table, it was still wiped out.

Li Chengye was dumbfounded: "Oh my god, is this the reincarnation of a starving ghost?"

Seeing that he hadn't picked up the food yet, Shen Zhou reminded him, "If you don't pick up the food, it will be gone."

Only then did Li Chengye react: "Yes, yes -"

As soon as he stretched out his chopsticks, the last piece of braised pork was picked up by Shen Dazhu. He looked at the other party angrily: "Why are you like this? You must be taking revenge!"

Shen Dazhu stuffed it in, his mouth full of oil, and even exclaimed: "It's delicious, it's so delicious. I don't know where I hired the chef?"

Li Chengye gritted his teeth: "You..."

As soon as he said a word, he saw Wang Bo appear at the door.

His hands were tied, and because he had no belt, his pants fell down as he moved around, revealing his torn red underpants.

The mini penis was huddled up, so small that it couldn't be seen at all.