Flower Master in the City
Chapter 2121 These two are probably not mentally retarded
Xia Xia certainly knew that there was something wrong with these two little Taoists, and even saw that they were not human at all.
However, he did not have the idea of giving out the great power Tianlong on the spot, but wanted to see what tricks the two of them could play.
If it's still interesting, then don't kill them afterwards, just beat them up; if it's really boring, then prepare to eliminate the demon.
Of course, these two little Taoists were not really demons in the strict sense. They were just like the little girl in the "Ling Ling" floral dress, they belonged to a kind of spiritual beast, and they were transformed into human figures.
After crossing that door, Xia Tian didn't see anything special, it was really Zhang Mingtuo, Ning Ruirui and Shi Chun inside.
"Where have you been and why are you only here now?"
Zhang Mingtuo glanced at Xia Xia with a little dissatisfaction, "The Hidden Immortal Conference has already started, don't be fussy, just sit down first."
In front of it is the main hall of Chongyang Palace, and the voices of Headmaster Ren and those representatives of loose cultivators can be very clearly transmitted here.
It could be heard that they were arguing quite fiercely. If it wasn't the Chongyang Palace, they would probably have fought long ago.
After listening to it for a while in the summer, I can't help but feel a little bored.
"Brother-in-law, sit here."
Shi Chun moved a bench for Xia Xia, brought him some snacks, peeled a few oranges and stuffed them into his mouth: "Let's see the good show ahead."
"Nothing to see."
Xia Xia yawned lazily and didn't refuse, but only sat on half of his buttocks, then reclined and rested his head on Ning Ruirui's thigh.
Ning Ruirui was used to it, and subconsciously massaged Xia Xia's forehead.
"It's really not sitting down."
Zhang Mingtuo patted his forehead, "I knew earlier that I should have taken care of you, lest you always look like a fool now."
Xia Tian curled his lips: "It doesn't seem like you should say this, right?"
"Why shouldn't I tell you."
Zhang Mingtuo said angrily, "Could it be that as your master, don't you even have the right to say a few words to you?
Little brat, I don't know how to be grateful. "
"The tone of your imitation is nothing like that, and the master wouldn't talk to me like that at all."
Xia Xia shook his head in dissatisfaction, "In the final analysis, your cultivation is too poor, and the characters you create can't even reach 50% similarity."
Zhang Mingtuo's face changed slightly: "What nonsense are you talking about, why can't I understand it?"
"Hey."
Xia Tian sighed and said disappointedly: "I thought you could come up with something interesting, but it turned out to be such a waste."
Zhang Mingtuo's eyes flickered uncertainly.
"And you, don't press."
Xia Tian moved his head slightly and faced Ning Ruirui's face: "If the little girl with long legs was so obedient, I would have started double cultivation with her long ago."
"What do you mean?"
Ning Ruirui stared at Xia Tian's face tightly, "I pressed your forehead for you and pressed it wrong, then get out of your way and don't put your pillow on my lap."
"It still fails."
Xia Xia didn't move his head, and he didn't stop talking: "It's not like this little girl with long legs is upset when she's irritated. Your homework is really not thorough."
"Brother-in-law, as soon as you came in, you were chattering in awe. Could it be that you have fallen in with evil, or took the wrong medicine?"
Shi Chun reached out and touched Xia Xia's forehead, "No, you are the best doctor in the world, so you shouldn't make such a low-level mistake."
"You just took the wrong medicine."
Xia Xia glanced at Shi Chun and said speechlessly: "Chun girl, you are the real one here. Should you reflect on it, you didn't find out when you followed other people's ways."
"On the way?
In what way? "
Shi Chun looked dazed and said puzzledly: "I was sleeping, and it was Sister Ruirui who came to wake me up, took me to breakfast, and came here.
Where is the problem? "
Xia Xia said lazily: "There are problems everywhere, don't you realize that the voices in the hall in front are always repeating?"
"Repeated?"
Shi Chun couldn't help being stunned. After listening for a while, he suddenly jumped up: "It's really repeated, just like a tape cassette, what's going on?"
Xia Xia said with a smile: "It's very simple, because the process of the Yinxian Conference is not so fast, they want to reproduce the scene there, but the ability to deduce is not enough, so they have to be perfunctory."
"Then, what do you mean, Uncle Zhang and Sister Ruirui are both pretending to be others?"
Shi Chun looked at Zhang Mingtuo and Ning Ruirui in disbelief, and found that they were motionless as if they had been tapped.
Xia Xia said casually: "It's not pretending, it's just two phantoms.
Now that I see through it, naturally I can't play it anymore. "
"No.
Who is so immoral, dare to play this girl! "
Shi Chun was so angry that his lungs were about to explode, and he wanted to hit someone, "Also, brother-in-law, since you know it's fake, why didn't you say it earlier, making me look like an idiot."
"You were stupid."
Summer giggles.
"who said it!"
Shi Chun glared at Xia Tian, "I'm very smart, okay, I get full marks in all my homework, every teacher from childhood to adulthood praised me as a god.
talent. "
Xia Tian said sarcastically: "That's because they haven't seen a real genius."
"Forget it, I won't argue with you."
Shi Chun felt that he couldn't quarrel, so he gave up fighting with Xia Xia here, "Since it's fake, why stay here.
Sister Ruirui has not seen me for so long, so she must be worried. "
Xia Xia said lazily: "Don't worry, there must be one of you over there."
"Shit! That's even worse."
Shi Chun thought that someone pretending to be himself might take advantage of Ning Ruirui.
"Tom!"
This punch hit the air, soft and without the slightest effect.
Xia Xia reminded: "This is an enchantment, it's useless for you to fight like this."
"Brother-in-law, you're not in a hurry at all."
Shi Chun stared at Xia Xia angrily, "What if someone impersonates you and takes advantage of Sister Ruirui?"
"That's impossible!"
Xia Tian yawned lazily, "Little long-legged girl is not as stupid as you, so she definitely won't be fooled."
Shi Chun curled his lips: "what if the person who pretended to be me took advantage of Sister Ruirui?"
Having said that, Xia Xian stood up immediately. With Ning Ruirui's temper, although she rejected Xia Xia in every possible way, she was often smothered in secret by Shi Chun, a little girl, and she was really not as cautious as before.
"Go, pure girl, follow me to find those idiots to settle accounts."
Thinking of this in Xia Tian, his temper instantly surged up, took out a silver needle, and tapped it somewhere in the void.
I saw that the world turned upside down, the whole room was twisted, and the fake Zhang Mingtuo and Ning Ruirui also twisted into a mist.
In less than a second, this barrier was broken by Xia Xia.
At this time, the two little Taoist priests who were transformed into spirit spirits were still bragging, and one of them said, "We are first-class spirit spirit beasts, even if we trap Xia Xia and that woman inside, it will be fine. "
Xia Xian got angry when he saw them, and said coldly, "Really?"
The two little Taoists immediately turned pale with fright, their bodies trembled like chaff, and slowly turned to look at Xia Xia: "You, why did you come out?"
"Do you think this kind of shit can trap me?"
Summer said with disdain.
The black-eyed little Taoist said in a stunned manner: "That is a first-class enchantment. Even if a cultivator of the Golden Core Stage Great Perfection wants to come out, it will take at least ten years of effort."
"Yup."
The little Taoist priest with garlic nose also said: "We were trapped in two Jindan stage immortal cultivators back then."
Xia Tian pouted and said contemptuously, "That only means that what you are trapped in is waste!"
The little Taoist priest with black eye circles rushed to Xia Xia and said, "Yes, yes, Xia Jushi is really different from ordinary people! I must have broken through the golden core and formed the Nascent Soul!"
The little Taoist monk with garlic nose followed with a big laugh: "That's really gratifying! I wish Layman Xia an early transformation.
Oh no, transcend the calamity, and even soar during the day! "
"Fly you big idiot!"
Xia Xia directly slapped the two little Taoists, "Do you really think this kind of flattery is useful to me?"
"Jushi Xia, I was wrong, please let me go."
The little Taoist priest with black eyes covered his face, and he knelt down for Xia Tian, crying, "I have an 800-year-old mother, and I have children who have not been reincarnated..." : "Jushi Xia, he lied to you. We are all creatures from heaven and earth, we don't have parents at all, and he has no children who are married."
"Damn, you actually pierced me!"
The little Taoist priest with the black eye immediately stopped crying, stood up and kicked his companion, "Believe it or not, I beat you."
Not to be outdone, the little Taoist priest with garlic nose immediately rushed over: "You won't succeed when I'm afraid."
As a result, the two of them scuffled together, completely indifferent.
"Brother-in-law, aren't these two mentally retarded?"
Shi Chun looked a little funny, but then he thought about it and his teeth hurt again. Could it be that he was deceived by them?
Xia Xia was too lazy to listen to their nonsense, and directly rewarded one of them with a needle.
"Ah, don't, it's so easy to turn into a human figure, I haven't played enough yet."
The little Taoist priest with black eyes showed a look of horror and could not help but struggle.
Seeing that the opportunity was not good, the garlic-nosed Taoist scurried into the nearby jungle like a mouse.
"Can you run?"
Shi Chun's figure flashed, and he came back with the garlic-nosed little Taoist priest.
"It's not easy for the two of you to do well. It's not easy for us. On this broken planet without spiritual energy, it's hard to transform into a human form."
The little Taoist priest with garlic nose kowtowed like pounding garlic, "We know we're wrong, so let's spare us this time."
Shi Chun felt a little soft-hearted when he heard them begging for mercy, so he looked at Xia Xia.
Xia Xia never paid attention to this kind of bells and whistles, and gave each of them a needle, only to see that the two little Taoist priests became smaller at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally gradually condensed into two pieces of blue-blue beast-shaped jade. Card.
"Hey, it looks pretty cute."
Shi Chun picked up the two beast-shaped jade plaques, "Brother-in-law, why don't you give them to me."
"Then take it."
Xia Xia said casually: "It can be used as an ornament or a talisman.
. "
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