Football Kung Fu Player

【86】I'm About To Die Laughing (Seeking Automatic Subscription)

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After passing through the interception of the remaining three football defenders in Mexico, Wang Xing, who caught up with the ball, touched the football with his toes lightly at a position close to the edge, and the moment he provoked it, he volleyed it out instantly.

"To the left, or to the right!" The Mexican goalkeeper was in a panic at the moment. Facing Wang Xing who suddenly came out of three teammates, he didn't even have time to react. He could only think left and right, desperately fantasizing. an angle.

"Gamble your luck!" The Mexican goalkeeper, in a panic, directly and subconsciously threw himself at any angle he thought of.

In a completely different direction, while the goalkeeper rushed to the left with his eyes closed, the ball turned perfectly from the right side of the Mexican goalkeeper impartially, and rushed across the white line along the way. The hook landed on the net.

"Oh! What a stupid save!!" The Mexican football commentator covered his face with his hands at the moment and couldn't help cursing.

"Sorry, please forgive my gaffe. It seems that the state of all members of the Mexican team is too tense. I don't think this kind of low-level mistake will be made again at the level of the Mexican football team."

The Mexican commentator then wiped the sweat from his forehead, and hastily corrected his verbal gaffe. In the commentary room, no one can understand him, and he can't carry his personal emotions. The most basic requirement of football commentary.

In fact, no one in Mexico is blaming this football commentator, because what he said is not wrong. Sorry for the word stupid.

"If he can't make a mistake in the middle, there is at least a 70% probability of the next possibility of this ball. Why can't he react!"

"It's a bit embarrassing, it's just a direct shot, why can he be so stupid to choose the opposite direction."

"My God, this is so embarrassing...."

The current Mexicans have almost exploded, and there is more or less a trace of anger on everyone's face. This is not only caused by the goalkeeper's mistake, but more, Or on such a critical occasion, such a low-level mistake will be made.

"Huh..." Xi Telu was trying his best to suppress his breathing at the moment.

"Calm down, old man, you can't be too angry." Mosley comforted the Mexican team leader beside him with a wry smile. When he saw the team leader's eyes were as big as a bull, he knew that he must be very angry now. , couldn't help but said with a wry smile: "It's just a moment of confusion, you and I didn't think that the Lord could easily pass through Alhand and the three of them with this name?"

"I understand, I am quite calm now, otherwise, I would have rushed up and slapped each of these five bastards, then dragged them all back, and asked them how they learned what I usually gave them. It's a skill." Sitlo looked heavily at the annoyed Mexican players on the field, and said indignantly: "I, I just didn't expect that they would be so stupid."

"This is the same as what you had back then." Mosley said with a smirk on the side.

"Hey, this is not a good joke." Sitlo looked dissatisfied at Mosley who was laughing at himself, and said with a little pride: "I was much smarter than them back then."

"Oh oh, who is often called by the coach to be an idiot, you passed the wrong ball again!" Mosley laughed loudly, and then made a horrified expression, "My God, is it my memory? Is it confusing?"

"You bastard, I want to teach you a lesson." Xi Shilu fell asleep on the railing in frustration.

"Don't worry, at least they are still working hard now, and that's enough. Don't you think that the Paraguayan team, their state, is good?" Mosley looked at the restarted Mexico ball Team, slowly breathed a sigh of relief, and smiled warmly: "Take your time, old man, this is a game worth remembering."

"I'd rather lose my memory for such a unilateral beating." Xi Telu muttered dissatisfied.

"Haha, I can't do it anymore, this is going to kill me from laughing." Qu Bo said with a suppressed smile beside Yan Song.

"You're already about to laugh." Yan Song also didn't hold back, and also waited out when the Mexican team was about to serve.

Shen Xiangfu, who was in the coaching bench of Tianchao, couldn't help touching his chin at this moment, looked at the current Mexican team thoughtfully, and said to himself in bewilderment: "..." It seems that these teams that entered the Olympic Games are not what I imagined How powerful is it. "

"But don't care about him, anyway, this time the champion is safe and secure." Thinking of this, Shen Xiangfu couldn't help smiling and narrowing his eyes.

"Damn, why can you make such a childish mistake?!"

"It's so embarrassing, you still want us to cheer for you like this? Impossible! We, a proud nation like the Korean nation, will never work hard for a mentally handicapped team like yours.

come on!"

"Shame! I am deeply ashamed of what I have just expected of you!"

When Wang Xing kicked the ball in, the Korean people, who were originally united and ready to cheer for the Mexican football team, exploded again. This time they (good Zhao) started to taunt the Mexican football crazily Team

And this almost one-sided change also made many Mexicans puzzled. Before they had time to blame the Mexican football team, why did these Koreans start to blame.

However, thanks to these Han people who began to insult them, most Mexicans have already shifted their targets to these Han people, and instead threw their hatred to these people who humiliated their country.

"Do you think you are very good? You were kicked by Wang Xing of the Tianchao team and turned into losers. Do you still have the nerve to humiliate us here?"

"The prodigal dog should obediently go back to your country!"

"The real embarrassing guy, isn't it you?"

An angry counterattack began, and the scolding battle broke out completely on the verge of firing for a while. .

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