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Klose's miraculous heading skills made Lao Li finally understand at this moment the depression of the Saudi Arabian goalkeeper and head coach in the 2002 World Cup!

This guy's header is a living BUG!

After being the head coach for more than half a year, Li Tongfan has seen countless players who are called aerial tyrants, but Miroslav Klose is the first to truly deserve the word "tyrant". Even Chelsea's African Andy Drogba seems to be inferior to God K in headers!

If it weren't for a game, Li Tongfan would really want to call Klose over, pull open Ya's hair and see if this guy shamelessly hides a football receiver on his head. Why does he have a football receiver as soon as a Werder player passes the ball? He can always hit the ball three or four seconds before Real Madrid's defensive hammer!

Change is imminent!

If this continues, the game will become Klose's performance stage. The sultry man Li Tongfan will never tolerate anyone stealing his limelight...

Substitute people, change formations!

The fourth official on the sidelines played an electronic substitution sign. Real Madrid center back Joel Luca came off, and Italian bald man Cannavaro came on!

The wishful thinking of the sultry man Li Tongfan came into play. In the just-concluded World Cup in Germany, the all-powerful God K was stared at by Cannavaro and lost his temper, which allowed the great Italian coach Grosso to play. In the last three minutes of overtime, he scored the winning goal. Since Joel Luca couldn't guard Klose, let's let his old enemy Cannavaro try!

Who would have known that as soon as Cannavaro came on the field, the German fans in the stands were the first to freeze!

The excited boos from the crowd were like a Boeing 747 slowly landing over the Weser Stadium. It seems that the just-concluded match against Italy in the German World Cup was a pain in the hearts of all German fans!

Cannavaro lived up to Lao Li's "ardent expectations", relying on his experienced experience and "still charming" position awareness, and cooperated with Vicente Kompany to gradually regain the situation on the court, although he could not Klose was completely suppressed, but at least there was a 50-50 score!

Li Tongfan breathed a sigh of relief and turned to look at Uncle Shafu, who was as calm as a mountain and calm as water. He raised his eyebrows proudly and said, "Hey, let's see how this piece of ice like you will deal with it next!"

Thomas Scharf seemed to have noticed Madman Li's coquettish glance, and responded quickly!

In the stunned expression of second-in-command Greder, the fourth official raised the substitution electronic card. Werder Bremen's 31-year-old midfielder Frank Baumann, whose physical fitness had declined, came off and Swedish forward Rosenberg came on!

As a result, the Parrot Legion has a total of 4 forwards on the field: Miroslav Klose, Ivan Klashnic, Hugo Almeida and Marcus Rosenberg!

Although having more forwards does not mean scoring goals, when four strong men as strong as wolves and tigers attack the penalty area of ​​Real Madrid, the momentum and pressure created are definitely enough for Real Madrid's hammers to drink. pot!

What's even more amazing is that Bremen's two extremely fast defenders Fritz and Schultz are almost used as wingers, while the midfielder Frings retreats slightly to the midfielder position, and the other two Midfielders Borowski and Owo Monyela firmly pinched both sides of the center line!

In this way, when the Parrot Legion attacked, there were 4 forwards, 3 midfielders and 2 full-backs, and there were as many as 9 people. Only the center back Merdesack stayed alone and scared in the rear!

Li Tongfan became angry when he saw it. This is too bullying. You have a forward, don't I?

Less than 5 minutes after Thomas Schaff's substitution, Li Tongfan made a sharp adjustment to Maimangdi. Off the midfielder Guti, on the King of the Rings Raul, on the full-back Robert Carlos, on the Mexican devil Carlos Vela!

4 strikers versus 4 strikers!

ESPN's Uncle Zhan Jun had an orgasm: "Wow, now there's something good to watch. Crazy Li, as if out of anger, replaced two forwards at once. The head coaches of both sides are offensive maniacs. There are still more than 30 minutes left in the game. Minutes, it seems there will be no shortage of goals..."

Before Uncle Zhan Jun finished speaking, there were cheers again at the Weser Stadium. The broadcast camera was replayed in slow motion. Hugo Almeida, who came out in the second half, hit the goal with a powerful kick from outside the penalty area, creating a high-quality world wave. The beauties of Western University are beyond reach...

3:3!

draw!

Almeida's goal equalized the score for Bremen, and the two sides returned to the same starting line again!

However, the cheers at the Weser Stadium did not last long. Bremen paid the price for their weak defense. After Beckham intercepted the ball, he assisted Ronald with a pendulum pass past goalkeeper Wiese. The empty goal was successful!

3:4!

In the 70th minute, Real Madrid expanded the score again. Carlos Vela, the little Mexican boy, showed that he was as fast as Ronaldo. He rode through the barrier on his own during the counterattack and deceived Bremen center back Merdesack with a kick. The wonderful shot made Wiese, who abandoned the goal, sit at the penalty spot...

3:5!

In the 80th minute, Ronaldo received Van Nistelrooy's header and crossed the penalty area with a powerful kick. He used a kick that was no less exciting than Hugo Almeida's world-beating shot to score a hat trick!

3:6!

…

It wasn't until the end of the game that the repeated cheers and boos at the Weser Stadium came to an end. Real Madrid defeated Werder 7:4 in an away game. Ronaldo and Miroslav Klose each scored hat tricks in the game!

In the first round of the knockout round of the UEFA Champions League that ended at the same time, this game had the most goals, and the four-forward duel between Thomas Schaff and Crazy Lee became a hot topic among fans after the game!

Although he lost the game, Thomas Schaff's insistence on offensive football still won unanimous praise from fans and German media, who believed that the Parrots defended the dignity and honor of the Bundesliga! In contrast, the Bundesliga overlord Bayern was a little bit worse, because they did not win a single victory against Valencia!

In other games, the Blues Chelsea won 1:0 against the Serie A leader AC Milan at home, the Premier League Red Devils Manchester United defeated the Portuguese League second place Benfica 3:1 away, Sporting Lisbon won 1:0 against Inter Milan at home, the Bundesliga overlord Bayern Munich drew 2:2 with the Bat Legion Valencia at home, the defending champion Red Army Liverpool beat Barcelona 2:1 at home, the Ukrainian team Kip Dynamo lost 0:1 to Arsenal at home, and the Portuguese giants Porto defeated the Italian wolf pack Roma 2:0 at home!

In the five major leagues, the French Ligue 1 was completely wiped out, and giants such as Lyon and Marseille all returned home in the group stage with regret! On the contrary, the Portuguese league was fully revived, and Sporting Lisbon, Benfica and Porto all unexpectedly entered the knockout stage, which is considered a dark horse league among the five major leagues!

Only Bayern and Bremen are left in the Bundesliga, but the scores in the first round of the knockout rounds are not ideal! Bayern was scored two away goals by Valencia, and it will be difficult to advance in the next round. As for the Parrot Army Bremen, except for Bremen fans, no one has hope for them. Crazy Li scored 7 away goals, which basically sentenced them to death!

In Serie A, although all three teams lost, AC Milan and Inter Milan both lost by one goal away from home, and the chances of advancing are not small, while the wolf pack Roma is a bit difficult!

The Premier League, which has become increasingly strong in recent years, has further shown its terrifying competitiveness to the world. The BIG4 Blues Chelsea, the Red Devils Manchester United, the Reds Liverpool, and the Gunners Arsenal all won in the first round without exception!

As for La Liga, the situation is not bad either. The three teams have one win, one draw and one loss, and all have the hope of advancing!

The Champions League means two games a week. After defeating the Parrots, Real Madrid returned to the country without stopping. They didn’t even have time to rest. In two days, they will face the 26th round of La Liga again!

On February 24, Real Madrid defeated Real Sociedad 2:0 away, and Raul scored twice!

However, in this game, Raul was maliciously tackled from behind by Real Sociedad’s midfielder Diego Rivas, causing a toe fracture. After the game, it was confirmed that he would miss nearly 3 months. If Real Madrid can make it to the end of the Champions League, the King of the Rings may be able to catch up with the Champions League final! Of course, Comrade Rivas, who committed a malicious foul, was punished with a 3-match ban and a fine of 20,000 euros after the game!

On February 28, the second round of the Spanish King's Cup semi-finals kicked off. Real Madrid relied on a full substitute lineup to beat Athletic Bilbao 3:0 away. Carlos Vela, a Mexican teenager promoted by Crazy Li, scored twice, and Brazilian midfielder Diego scored an amazing personal surprise!

In this way, Real Madrid swept Athletic Bilbao with a total score of 7:0 and got a ticket to the King's Cup final! In the other semi-final, Sevilla, which was on the verge of collapse, finally showed the glory of the defending champion of the UEFA Cup and unexpectedly defeated Valencia, who put more energy into the Champions League, 2:1 away from home, and met Real Madrid in the King's Cup final!

On March 4, in the 27th round of the La Liga, Real Madrid defeated Tarragona (Gimnastic), a newly promoted team on the verge of relegation, 3:0 at home!

Alien Ronaldo scored a goal to increase his total number of league goals to a terrifying 43, basically locking in the European Golden Boot Award! David Beckham was equally brilliant, scoring a penalty and a scimitar in the game, scoring 18 goals in the league and providing 23 assists!

After the game, Crazy Lee's winning streak reached 40 games, which was unprecedented and will never be surpassed. The European football world was in mourning! Mundo Deportivo published an article saying that if a Chinese person continues to be invincible like this, it will be a shame for European football!

This statement sparked a lot of debate, with many people applauding and others raising their eyebrows and scolding. However, no matter what, these cannot stop Real Madrid from continuing to advance on three fronts! ——

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