Football Modifier

Well, let me start by saying that I added about 80 words from the previous chapter to this chapter. It is definitely not to make up the word count. It will make the reading smoother. This is the third update today! 6,000 words a day, Xiao Dao had to type for 8 hours, and my claws were cramped! Please vote and collect!

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The stands were full of insulting slogans from Mallorca fans. One of them was particularly eye-catching. It was a huge portrait of more than ten meters in length and width. It was unfolded in the stands. The portrait showed a man wearing a robe and a big haircut. The Chinese with pigtails was lying on the ground groveling, and standing opposite was a European wearing a military uniform from the Eight-Power Allied Forces of the last century!

At the bottom of the portrait banner, a few words were written crookedly in red paint: "Chinese, kneel down!"

Although more than 6,000 visiting fans who came to the St. Moise Stadium with the team to cheer for Real Madrid fought back, they soon became like trembling little lolita being suppressed by a rough pervert, which in turn aroused the anger of the Mallorca fans. A fierce counterattack, and in the blink of an eye there was no sound...

At exactly six o'clock, Real Madrid captain Raul won the coin guess and chose the right to kick off. The referee Fernando Vitennis blew the whistle and the game officially started.

The starting forwards sent by Li Tongfan are Raul's partner Ruud van Nistelrooy, attacking midfielder Guti, the two wings are Reyes and Robinho, and midfielder Fernando Gago. The back line from right to left is Roberto Carlos, Joel Luca, Cannavaro and Ramos. As for the goalkeeper, you don’t have to ask, it’s Saint Cassie.

Ronaldo, the "enhanced alien" who was in great form during the previous training, was unexpectedly placed on the bench by Li Tongfan. There is of course a reason for this: on the one hand, among the team's top forwards, Ruud van Nistelrooy was With an outstanding performance, there is no doubt that he has locked up a starting position, and Raul is the leader of the team. In the season opener, he will give the Lord of the Rings some slack; on the other hand, Li Tongfan hopes to use good steel on the blade. If The team really can't open up the situation, so it's not too late to send in an enhanced version of Fei Luo!

As for Beckham, he hasn't mastered his "core magic skills" yet, so he'll just sit back and watch for now! Lao Li has other plans for his playing time!

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After Raul kicked off the ball, he knocked the ball back to Guti behind him, and then he and Van Nistelrooy quickly moved forward. At the same time, wingers Reyes and Robinho could not wait to rush to Mallorca's goal. Both flanks and even the two full-backs joined hands and happily pressed forward to fish in troubled waters...

Attack, attack, keep attacking...attack with all your might...

This is the 4-1-2-1-2 "kill you three thousand" mad attack tactic that Li Tongfan had "painstakingly set up" before!

Mallorca's formation for this game is also 4-1-2-1-2, but it is slightly different. The two full-backs Juan-Arango and Ibagaza )'s position was closer to the center circle. After the opening, the whole team immediately shrank to their own half, and even forwards Maxi-lopez and Diego-Tristan also looked at each other. He ferociously ran to the center circle and tackled the Real Madrid players...

Fifteen minutes before the game, the scene was in chaos due to a brutal foul committed by a Mallorca player...

As expected, Guti, the core of Real Madrid's frontcourt attack, was completely frozen by Mallorca's Greek iron waist Basinas. Real Madrid's offensive tactics failed in half...

The whistle in the mouth of the referee Vittenis is like the endless dripping of urine by a diabetic patient. It rings again and again, blows again and again, and one after another "Topaz God of War Card" is offered cheaply to the Mallorca players. Big giveaway...

However, the fouls committed by the Mallorca players were not useless. Real Madrid's offense became more and more chaotic. After the players were tackled to the ground again and again, they began to show impatience...

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The situation was passive, and Honest Greed couldn't sit still anymore. He kept standing up and sitting down from his seat. He was as anxious as a panicked monkey, jumping up and down, and almost gritted his teeth and rushed into the court to bully the few. …

Li Tongfan stood up and came to the sidelines. He glanced at Mallorca coach Manzano who was resting on the opponent's coaching bench with his eyes closed. He sneered in his heart: No matter how cunning a good fox you are, can you beat an old hunter like Lao Guan?

After nearly 20 minutes of the game, the intention of the old fox Manzano has been quite obvious, which is to contain Real Madrid's "Three Axes of the Devil" through intensive defense and rough fouls. When Real Madrid's superstars are beaten by these small fish, The shrimp got angry and lost his composure. Then Mallorca's counterattack would be as fatal as a curled up rattlesnake!

The old fox's wishful thinking was ringing, and even the Mallorca fans who knew a little about penalty kicks in the stands seemed to have seen the goddess of victory waving to their team in a coquettish way...

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When the game reached the 30th minute, Li Tongfan looked at his watch with a lustful look. If he remembered correctly, according to the results simulated by FM2007 last night, the goal time was about to come!

So Lao Li pretended to observe for a while, and when Reyes' cross was destroyed by the opponent and went out of bounds to form a corner kick, he suddenly danced and commanded: "Vedran, hurry up, go to the front and stand at the far post! Come up quickly... quick……"

Real Madrid center back Joel Luca, who was still hesitant about whether to go up and participate in the attack, vaguely heard someone calling his name on the sidelines. When he looked back, he found that the head coach Mr. Idiot jumped up like a spring ball. Jumping down, gesturing with an orgasmic look on his face, he motioned for him to press on...

Well, since the head coach has decided so, why should I hesitate?

Giorluka made up his mind, strode forward and stood in the far corner of the Mallorca goal...

At this moment, the on-site cameraman intentionally or unintentionally swept the camera across the Real Madrid coaching bench, and everyone saw a crazy and funny scene——

Real Madrid's young head coach, Mr. Husband, was jumping around on the edge of the field like a clown, his face flushed like a prodigal who had just had sex, desperately asking his players to press forward and attack...

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"Oh, look at it... What an interesting scene. It seems that the passive Real Madrid has reached the edge of collapse. Even their young head coach can't bear the huge pressure and is starting to lose his mind... Poor Mr. Bastard, football is not Only attack..."

The on-site commentator naturally favored the home team Mallorca and started to tease Li Tongfan with gloating!

The fans turned their attention to the big screen, which was playing Li Tongfan's actions in slow motion over and over again. A flood of laughter came from the stands, so that the players on both sides who were playing nervously on the field couldn't help but be distracted. Observe the causes of laughter.

"God..." The goalkeeper at the other end of the court, Saint Cassie, noticed the "ugliness" of his coach and couldn't help but cover his eyes...

Mallorca coach Manzano's old face burst into a proud smile, with wrinkles like blooming ***...

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Referee Vitennis signaled Real Madrid's Reyes, who was taking the corner kick, to start a free throw!

Reyes's corner kick went straight to the front of Mallorca's goal. Amidst the push and shove of players from both sides, the white ball, like a frightened Australian kangaroo, playfully hit Mallorca center back Jose Nunje. Jose-Nunes clicked on his bright and reflective forehead, crossed the control range of goalkeeper Antonio-Prats, and escaped to the back post...

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I finally finished the contract today and just sent it out. I can’t make it in time for next week’s recommendation. I’m so depressed!

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