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After five or six minutes of wonderful "drama performance" by the young coach of Real Madrid, the referee blew the whistle and the game continued!

The Mallorca fans used the loudest decibel noise they could produce to interfere with the performances of the Real Madrid superstars. Manzano stared at the performance on the field with a solemn face. The slight white on his temples revealed that the old man was already a little overwhelmed!

On the Real Madrid coaching bench, Li Tongfan, who had come back to his senses, comforted his thumping little heart while holding the hand of the "good guy" Grad tightly, and almost said with tears in his eyes: My benefactor! Thanks to my loved ones, the People's Liberation Army...

If I had been crazy in front of the Mallorca fans for a few more minutes, I would probably have been hit by the mad Mallorca fans with a crooked nose, a crooked eye, a bloody head, and a smooth ambulance ride to the Mall. The emergency center in Loca Island underwent cranial suturing surgery!

Because less than a second after Grad dragged Old Li away, a stupid young man took apart the seats in the stands and threw them down, accurately hitting the turf that Old Li had stepped on...

Darling, that's a "blockbuster" weighing dozens of kilograms...

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The game on the field has completely entered the channel of the Galacticos. After understanding the reason for the coach's lunatic performance, the players on the field were like chickens, dogs, or ducks, with blood-red eyes and murderous intent to lock Mallorca away. Firmly suppress the opponent's backcourt!

The Mallorca coach's tactical arrangement is to play against Real Madrid in the second half, because the old fox has also noticed that when falling behind by one goal, it is absolutely impossible to play intensive defense against Real Madrid, which has an outrageous offensive power in the midfield and frontcourt. It's the old man who has eaten arsenic and doesn't want to live anymore!

What's more, the Mallorca team has never lacked the blood to compete with strong teams in their veins. Last season, they even defeated the powerful Barcelona with one goal in the away game!

Put yourself to death and survive!

This is the choice of old fox Manzano!

Unfortunately, what he encountered today was an enhanced version of aliens and a group of technologically advanced offensive maniacs! Manzano's decision was like stripping off a lady who had a chance to escape and kicking her into a wolf's den...

In the 65th minute, Robinho made a breakthrough pass from the wing. Ruud van Nistelrooy, another forward who had been in good form during the warm-up, headed the ball over the top and finally scored the first official goal after joining Real Madrid. …

In the 70th minute, Gago intercepted a pass from Argentinian compatriot Iga Barça and sent a through ball. Ronaldo reversed offside and once again passed Mallorca boss Antonio Patz and pushed into the empty goal...

In the 79th minute, Santa Cassie made a long pass from the backcourt. Ruud van Nistelrooy leaned on the Mallorca defender and headed the ball back. Ronaldo broke out at high speed and performed a hat trick...

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On the sidelines, looking at Manzano's trembling, gray-faced old face, Li Tongfan turned around and asked Grede seriously: "Old Ge, do you think we are bullying others too much?"

Grad: "..."

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The last goal of the game came in stoppage time. Higuain, who came on as a substitute for Ruud van Nistelrooy, capped the game off with a coquettish and perfect long-distance run that was no less impressive than Ronaldo's. period!

With the fans groaning more sadly than Dou E, Mallorca was completely defeated and even lost their underwear!

The head coaches of both teams did not attend the press conference after the game. The Mallorca coach was so angry that he walked away because of the disparity in the score. Lee Tong-bum was worried that reporters would catch him in the crazy scene at 60 minutes and asked endless questions. If you say something wrong, you may have to attract "kind care" from the Spanish Football Association!

This guy is scared now!

The assistant coaches of the two teams who attended the press conference were all hard-working and good-natured people. They looked at each other cheerfully and smiled, sat in the crowd of reporters, complimented each other a few words, and then announced the end of the press conference!

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Real Madrid finally swept the mid-range team Mallorca with 6 goals in an away game, getting a good start in the 2006-07 season. Another giant Barcelona had just finished the European Super Cup with Sevilla, so the game would be postponed for three days. Real Madrid Madrid currently ranks first in the La Liga standings with an advantage of 3 points and 6 winning goals!

It is worth mentioning that in the European Super Cup, Barcelona, ​​which was favored by the vast majority of the media, lost in the penalty shootout after playing Sevilla 2:2 in regular time and lost its first valuable goal of the season. A possible crown!

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After Real Madrid's first game, the football media were clearly divided into two groups:

"Hat Trick - The scariest alien is back!" ! ! 》……

"See the King of Madrid, this is the consequences of contempt"...

"Croatia's new star emerges, and the 20-year-old sky master becomes famous in one battle"...

"The cannons of the Galactic Battleship rumbled in the post-Florentino era, and Mallorca was captured..."

"Assistant coach Grad assists the loser and passes the first battle thrillingly..."

The pro-Real Madrid newspapers "AS" and "Marca" reported at length on the bravery of the alien Ronaldo who returned from injury, and also introduced the good performance of the newly joined Croatian player Joel Luka in the game this season. Finally, Only a few sentences were mentioned about the coach's relatively correct tactical arrangements and substitution adjustments...

After winning his first victory, Li Tongfan happily took out a magnifying glass and carefully summarized the situation, but then his face became long with anger. Because the total number of sentences mentioning Lao Li in all the pages was no more than ten sentences with forty words, while the number of words praising Ronaldo and Giorluka was at least ten thousand times his...

Damn it, even assistant coach Lao Ge's chance of appearing in newspapers is higher than mine! Is it true that I lack advantages? Although there are many good horses, there are few good horse trainers, but how come I, a good horse that runs happily and brightly, can't meet a good horse trainer...

Resentment, naked resentment!

However, soon, the pro-Barcelona media "Mundo Deportivo" and "Daily Sports" satisfied Lao Li's naked jealousy and vanity. These two newspapers happened to be the opposite of "Marca" and "AS". They briefly mentioned Real Madrid's 6-goal victory over Mallorca and Ronaldo's hat trick, and almost 80% of the space was used to report the first game of Real Madrid's new coach, "Foolish Tong Li"!

The "ugly appearance" of Li Tongfan when directing Joel Luca to attack was fully printed on the front page of the newspaper. In the picture, the Real Madrid coach, who was posing and blushing, waved his arms, his eyes were anxious and urgent, and he seemed to be chased by the deep-sea monster Godzilla behind his buttocks...

There is a text explanation below the picture -

This is the Foolish Tong! !

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