Football Modifier

"...The game is over...It's finally over! As a football match commentator, I am very lucky because I watched and commented on a great game up close, a game destined to become a classic in the history of the European Cup ...Many years later, no matter who talks about this game, I think they will not only remember the eternal classic moments in the game, but of course, they will also remember... my voice!"

"...3:1! Congratulations to the England team, a near-perfect game, they got a well-deserved ticket to the 2008 European Cup final!"

"... Congratulations to Michael Owen. He scored his seventh goal in this cup. The top scorer has been won by the Newcastle striker in advance without any suspense. No striker can compare with him now. Side by side... When the Lightning Killer King returns, all enemies will tremble and cry in front of Michael Owen..."

"...Congratulations to David Beckham, the England captain's performance in this cup is simply unparalleled. He almost single-handedly led England to the 2008 European Cup final with assists and goals... On the pitch, he is not the most eye-catching one, but he is the most lethal one. For two consecutive seasons, Beckham's performance in Real Madrid and the national team has exceeded anyone's expectations. If the Three Lions finally Lifting the Delaunay Cup, then no one can stop Beckham from lifting the 2008 World Footballer trophy..."

"...Congratulations to Juan Mata, this talented player who has been reborn in Newcastle this season, this little guy who is called [Angel Wings] by Newcastle people and [God's Left Foot] by Spaniards, His performance in this game even eclipsed England's historic victory... The stunning magical dance at the last moment will become the most eternal scene on the football field... Although he lost the game, he Win the whole world..."

"Finally, congratulations to Crazy Li! The Chinese myth continues. No one can shake the dominance of [God on the sidelines] on the green field... No matter it is Michael Owen, Juan Mata or Shi Steven Taylor, and even Beckham, who still belongs to Real Madrid, have exerted their greatest energy under the command of Crazy Lee... I think Real Madrid fans must be crying at this moment, because they originally had this The greatest manager on the planet, but it's Newcastle who are embracing happiness now..."

"...Finally, on July 4, 2008, at the Ernst Happel Stadium in Vienna, England and Germany, the two giants in European football who have accumulated grievances for hundreds of years, will crown the King of Europe. And fight...Dear fans and friends, we will see you in three days!”

When a great game ends, commentators from various countries speaking different languages ​​are immersed in it and cannot extricate themselves.

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Inside the stadium.

Not a single fan left, and the applause from the stands continued like a tide.

Juan Mata, who was exhausted, was lying on a stretcher as more than 40,000 people paid tribute to him at the Ernst Happel Stadium. At this time, players from both the Spanish team and the England team came over to high-five Mata. To comfort, when the stretcher was carried to the sidelines, Li Tongfan also went over and rubbed Mata’s wet head:

"Damn you little guy, you almost made me lose!"

"Hey, boss, you said that the players who come out from under you should never give up no matter when it comes. I did it according to your request..." The game is over. Although Mata regrets that the Spanish team was ruthlessly eliminated. They were eliminated, but when I thought that it was "mentor" Li Tongfan's team that defeated them, I felt vaguely happy. This might be the best ending, so a sly smile appeared on the face that was already pale and tired. .

Li Tongfan sighed secretly in his heart, Mata is still the simple-minded boy before.

"Take a good rest and come to Newcastle next season. I promise you will no longer have to endure the bitterness of failure. Let's create a new dynasty of our own together!"

"Um...Boss, I want to ask you a question?"

"Just ask!"

"What exactly is the special method?"

Li Tongfan was startled, and then he remembered the words he asked Steven Tyler to bring to the little guy. In fact, the so-called "special method" was actually just a random statement by himself. Unexpectedly, Mata actually remembered it firmly in his heart. Little did Lao Li know that every word he said would be firmly remembered by Mata as an edict...

"The most special method... Haha, you have done it. Even God cannot imitate the last goal. The most special method is the method that others cannot do and cannot think of! Go and rest!"

The rain in Vienna didn't stop. As the night went on, the temperature gradually dropped. Mata's current eldest wife was prone to cold air entering her body, so Lao Li didn't say much more to the little guy. He patted Mata on the shoulder and said, The staff carried Mata directly into the player tunnel.

…

In the night sky, the falling raindrops were like catkins flying in spring under the illumination of more than 20 strong lighting headlights at the Ernst Happel Stadium.

The players of the Spanish team came to the stands of their own fans and bowed deeply to express their gratitude and apology. Some people in the stands were silent, some burst into tears... and more people did not hesitate to applaud. The players have tried their best, but the familiar yet unfamiliar black figure in front of the opponent's coach's bench is really difficult to defeat!

When the referee blew the final whistle of the game, countless Matador fans felt their hearts were broken. Their team defeated [Otto the Great]'s Greece, defeated Reinhard's Norway, and defeated Van Gogh. Basten's Netherlands... But that person seems to be destined to restrain the Spaniards...

At that moment, the 2008 European Cup moment belonging to the Matador Legion... was over!

…

In the night sky, the rain is still falling on the ground.

When Li Tongfan walked quietly to the stands in the rain, the Ernst Happel Stadium erupted with the loudest cheers since the start of the game. The sea of ​​​​people in the stands set off a terrifying whirlpool, and the soldiers of the Three Lions followed. Behind Li Tongfan, he looked like a proud emperor leading his army to accept the worship of his subjects!

At this moment, [God on the sidelines of the football field] is God!

…

Casillas and Ramos walked up to Li Tongfan and gently embraced the man who once led them to create a myth. Only players who have personally followed Crazy Li on the court and fought will understand [Football Stadium] What kind of magic power does the God on the other side have in him?

"Congratulations, boss, you win again!"

"Boss, today I understand how painful it is to be your enemy!"

Li Tongfan patted the two Galacticos superstars on the shoulders with interest, and suggested with a smile: "What? Why don't we all come to Newcastle, then we will never be enemies again!"

Before he finished speaking, the three people laughed in unison.

Everyone knows that it is much more difficult to get together in Newcastle than to sweep all fronts with an undefeated record for an entire season.

Such words can only be said!

…

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"100% counterattack success rate, the terrifying Three Lions easily defeated the matador"

"Faced with Crazy Lee's losing streak, the Spanish team's sorrow..."

"David Beckham + Michael Owen = Champion!" 》

"Seven goals in four games, England's most terrifying artifact is scheduled to be the top scorer"

"Beckham, the best captain in Three Lions history"

"Absolute superstar Juan Mata, the only gain for the Spanish in the European Cup"

"Dancing on the tip of the knife, the only fig leaf for a rising young man to restore the Matador Legion"

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After the game, the major media began to comment on the game as usual.

Since the start of the European Cup in 2008, the Three Lions have received overwhelming praise. Unsurprisingly, only Juan Mata, who created the dance moves of God, has won the hearts of fans and media. [Wisdom [Sou] Aragones fell into a lot of verbal and written criticism.

"... [Zhisou] Aragones became the most unintelligent idiot in the 2008 European Cup. His repeated imitation of his opponent's behavior not only caused the Spanish team to lose in front of that man, but also What's shameful is that this kind of trickery has completely caused the Matador Legion to lose its own soul... and the only right thing Aragones did during the European Cup was to let Juan Mata become the ball player. The attacking core of the team! Unfortunately, the irony is that this last fig leaf of the Spanish team was actually discovered and cultivated by Madman Li..."

The above is the lament issued by Flores, the former editor-in-chief of Mundo Deportivo, in his column.

Unlike the Spanish national mourning, the British Isles fell into a carnival.

The victory in this game means that the English team has finally raised its hopes of winning the world's major football championship again after countless years. As the birthplace of football and a global promoter of football, apart from winning the laurels at the 1966 local World Cup, the Three Lions have never achieved any impressive results... Such a weak record has simply become A heartache for all of Great Britain!

Prior to this, the best results achieved by the Three Lions in the European Cup were only the semi-finals in 1968 and 1996. Advancing to the finals in this competition has created the best history of the team in the European Cup!

Therefore, FA CEO Brian Barwick beamed:

"...All achievements are due to the existence of crazy Lee. Lee is a guy who can always create miracles. The 2008 European Cup so far has been a dream moment for any England fan..."

It is worth mentioning that as the European Cup progresses, Li Tongfan's appeal has increased exponentially.

A children's toy and a cake brand endorsed by Lao Li in the UK were sold out in the British Isles for a while, and the Li-Ning sports brand endorsed by Lao Li also took advantage of the situation to steadily enter the European market and gained a good market share. This was simply impossible in the past. It's an unimaginable miracle...

All this has put Newcastle transfer director Tolosi Tang, who is also Lao Li's personal agent, into happy troubles. The increasingly terrifying appeal of the word Crazy Li has made countless businessmen eager to find him. The mountain of business invitations can almost bury his entire being...

At the same time, due to the outstanding performance of Michael Owen and Steven Taylor in the European Cup, many giants have made offers, and Real Madrid even proposed a plan to package Owen and Taylor for 60 million euros. You know, Owen was abandoned by the old man himself...

In addition, there is another ridiculous thing that can better illustrate the terrifying appeal of Madman Lee in the British Isles.

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