Football Modifier

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The period before the 2008 European Cup final can be described in one sentence:

Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, Each Showing Their Magical Powers!

Experts and experts have jumped out to make various "reliable" predictions with fiery words; media reporters have painstakingly listed various "signs" to prove that the German team or the English team will definitely win the championship; football legends have stepped in to give advice to the coaches of both sides based on their precious "invincible experience"; even the police cars in Vienna have to shuttle back and forth in bars of all sizes day and night, to clean up the "friendly exchanges" between the British and German fans after drinking, and by the way, invite the parties to the police station to talk about life...

For a time, all kinds of gossips were flying all over the sky like the pervasive word "certificate"!

"The miracle of the European Cup 36 years ago reappeared, and the two destinies showed that Germany would definitely win the championship"

"There is a bottomless pit hidden in the German team, and Loew has a trump card in his hand that has not yet been played"

"The record of the battle between Germany and England, the German tank has an absolute advantage"

"The England team is weak in the competition..."

"The English Football Association awarded a huge bonus, and each person can get 300,000 pounds if they win the championship"

"Queen Elizabeth predicted the result of the game, 3:1 we won..."

Effenberg: "I am very dissatisfied with the team's defense..."

Bremer: "Podolski and Schweinsteiger should strengthen the protection of the team's two-sided defenders, because before this they often exposed Lahm and others to the enemy's guns. If this weakness is not changed, they will definitely become the target of Mad Lee's attack..."

Beckenbauer: "The high efficiency of the England team is suffocating, and one person in the German team will decide the outcome of the game... ”

Lineker: "I have never seen such a strong Three Lions. Crazy Lee is invincible, and the Germans can enter the final purely by luck..."

England's famous female astrologer Rodna: "Sunday belongs to the Leo constellation, which is consistent with the England team. Look at the stars in the sky. God tells us that Crazy Lee will win the game..."

The most shocking thing is that in this storm of public opinion where everyone wants to show their face, even the Italian Rossetti, the referee of the final determined by UEFA, was involved. The Italian "Gazzetta dello Sport" rarely ignited the raging gossip fire:

"Rossetti will officiate the final to celebrate the 8th anniversary of marriage. His wife reveals her heart: It's really hard to be the woman behind the whistle..."

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So, for fans of both sides, these bizarre days before the final were obviously a painful torture...

But things are far from over.

Just when everyone thought that their heart's endurance had been tested, a bigger challenge arrived... Germany's handsome young coach Loew was like a weasel that had eaten too many carrots and kept sending smoke to the outside world -

At 10:00 am on July 2.

The German Football Association announced a shocking news: Michel Ballack, the leader of the German tank and the absolute core of the team's midfield, will most likely miss the European Cup final against England due to a calf muscle strain...

German public opinion was in mourning!

However, when the fans of the England team were rejoicing for getting rid of such a confidant and enemy like Ballack for less than 240 minutes, on the afternoon of July 2, the head coach of the German team, Loew, suddenly stood up to refute the rumor: "Michel is still in my final plan, and the team doctor Wolfart is working hard..."

The matter is not over yet. Less than 3 hours after Loew finished speaking, Michel Ballack himself stood up with tears on his face: "Unfortunately, the conclusion of the latest MRI examination is very bad. Maybe I can only stand in the stands to cheer for my teammates. This is a disaster for me..."

When the false is true, the true is also false. Don't say that there is something and there is nothing!

As the leader of the German tank, whether Ballack is absent or not is not only a hot issue for fans and media of the two countries, but even the England coaching staff is dazzled, because such a heavyweight superstar will definitely affect the tactical arrangement of the England team.

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“…Damn it, don’t worry about them. I’m sure that Ballack will be in Löw’s starting lineup. The wooden-headed Germans are performing a very boring one-man show. Let them continue to entertain themselves!”

Originally, Li Tongfan had been very angry about the England team’s starting lineup these days. The tricks of the handsome uncle Löw made Li even angrier. So, after saying a harsh word to the worried assistant coach, the crazy old man Venables, the sullen man gritted his teeth and returned to his room…

The game will start soon, and the FM system simulation must be carried out!

In the FM2008 system, Michelle Ballack looked lively and energetic, and the [Physical Strength] item reached a perverted 100%…

Can’t play? Who are you kidding!

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Huahuahua…

Soon, the room was filled with the unique electronic synthesized sound of the FM2008 system when simulating the game.

Ten minutes later

The final prediction result appeared at the top of the Hummer GO-BOOK LCD screen - England 1:0 Germany.

Although it is a victory, but think about the great system mission [The Curse of the King of Football], which said that the England team will be cursed by Uncle Bailey's crow's mouth and make three random mistakes. The score of 1:0 is not safe. . Li Tongfan swallowed and decided to use abnormal archiving!

Hua Hua Hua...

After careful preparation, the second system simulation began.

Another ten minutes.

England 1:0 Germany.

Still not working, Li Tongfan swallowed a second mouthful of saliva and used the abnormal save again.

Hua Hua Hua...

Ten more minutes.

England 1:0 Germany.

Damn it, he's really crazy. He still plays like this, 1:0 for three consecutive games. There is only one last chance for system inference, what should I do?

To push or not to push?

The sullen man pursed his dry lips, and his throat felt bitter. He was like a lustful and bold otaku facing a clear beauty who fell into a coma after drinking. He was faced with a difficult, difficult... difficult choice.

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July 4, 2008.

Vienna.

From morning to afternoon, the weather in [Music City] has been very good.

At this time, there were still four hours before the European Cup final. Although the scorching temperature during the day had gradually dropped, the fans had just begun their warm-up activities before the game.

The atmosphere of the finals is upon us!

Germany's black, red and yellow tricolor flag and England's St. George's cross flag have become the colors that appear most frequently in the streets and alleys of Vienna... The exciting lyrics and music of "Deutsche Lied", the surging tunes of "Emperor Quartet" and the majestic and majestic music "God Save the Queen" echoes in the sky of Vienna, the Danube River flows turbulently, and the Vienna Woods becomes green waves...

On the day of the finals, a special landscape appeared in the "Music Capital" - countless reporters from all over the world appeared in this beautiful town surrounded by forests and surrounded by green water like bees discovering honey sources.

Facing the cameras of reporters, fans with their respective national flags painted on their faces would jump out and shout in German or English from time to time, letting the whole world feel the enthusiasm and charm that football brings to this planet. …

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The sun sinks into the Danube little by little.

Time passes quickly but slowly in the anxious mood of the fans!

July 4th.

20:45 pm.

Ernst Happel Arena in Vienna.

Push~~~~~

With the whole world watching, the famous Italian whistler Rossetti finally blew the opening whistle of the final that everyone had been waiting for!

The 2008 European Cup final, England vs. Germany, has begun!

A fanatical roar erupted from the stands of the Ernst Happel Stadium, like a super hurricane coming from the depths of the Pacific Ocean to Vienna...

The fans are excited!

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"The game has begun! The England team is wearing red away uniforms, while the German team is wearing white jerseys..."

"...Crazy Lee's starting lineup was beyond everyone's expectations. Newcastle midfielder Alan Smith, who had not played a minute in the previous five games, appeared in the starting lineup. Lampard and Gerrard were both seated. On the bench..."

"...Irving and Rooney continue to partner up front, with Downing and Joe Cole on the wings, David Beckham as a defensive midfielder, and Ashley Cole, Steven Taylor, John Terry and Garay on the back. Steve Barry is lined up in a row, and the crazy Lee favorite Joe Hart's main position at the goalkeeper position is unbeatable..."

After Sester introduced the England team's lineup, he couldn't help but tease his opponent's coach Loew:

"The German team made a big deal about the injury of core player Ballack before the game, but now the midfielder appears on the court alive and kicking... Now it seems that Crazy Li has long known that this is a smoke screen played by the Germans. , because he had disdainfully accused Loew’s psychological warfare at the press conference five hours ago of being without... well, without nutrition... Hey, Gary, is that what Crazy Lee said? "

Commentator partner Gary Lineker suppressed laughter and nodded with absolute certainty: "Yes, Madman Lee did use the word "nutritious". Although it is a bit problematic from a grammatical point of view, I have to admit that what he said Very vivid..."

After saying that, both of them laughed.

The psychological tactics of master tactician Loew, apart from giving German fans a false alarm, did not achieve the slightest effect that the Germans expected. It was a bit of a humiliation!

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The British commentator smiled happily, but Li Tongfan, who was standing on the sidelines, couldn't laugh.

Because, in the last FM2008 system calculation this morning, the final result obtained by Lao Li was still an incredible 1:0.

This is the first time in Li Tongfan's two-year cheating career that he has seen such a low-probability event happen. After three abnormal save opportunities were consumed, no matter how Lao Li adjusted his tactics or changed the starting lineup, even if system bugs such as BT corner kick tactics, BUG corner kick tactics, and virtual offensive core tactics were all used without reservation, everything would still be lost. Nothing can change the final result!

The three random system errors caused by the curse of Uncle Pele, the world champion, hang over the heads of Li Tongfan and the England team like three extremely sharp swords of Exkariba...

If you are not careful, it will be a disaster!

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