Football Modifier

The game continued. After Li Tongfan cleaned up the inventory in his stomach, he immediately ran to the sidelines to make a long-planned substitution adjustment. He replaced the injured Brazilian boy Robinho with Higuain and replaced him with the "brand new" Beckham replaces Argentinian young shot Gago!

The next game is the Spanish El Clasico, and it is an away game, so it is better to let Beckham get used to the feeling of playing in the midfielder position in advance, so as not to use his feet as a winger in the Nou Camp! After all, modifiers are not omnipotent!

At this time, the first half of the game was not over yet, and Fan Li once again showed everyone his bastard side that doesn't play by the rules!

On the Getafe coaching bench, Schuster felt humiliated and his face turned red like a dehydrated red apple!

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The subsequent game was a complete tragedy for Schuster!

Getafe, whose main center back was sent down, was like a warrior who had his armor stripped off and his shield smashed. In a confrontation with a high-damage, high-output swordsman like Real Madrid, he was completely at a disadvantage...

As a result, in the completely different expressions of Schuster and Li Tongfan, the Real Madrid fans at the scene burst into cheers again and again. The commentator was so excited that he shouted at the top of his golden voice, which was comparable to Pavarotti. , almost lost his voice...

The game ends, the score is 6:1!

Modric made three passes and one shot, Ronaldo scored another goal, Higuain and Raul each scored a goal!

When the referee Perez Brewer announced the end of the game with one short and three long whistles, the most "serious" tsunami erupted at the Bernabeu Stadium. I don't know who took the lead. The young ladies of Real Madrid rushed Come and lift Li Tongfan on your shoulders, like a loyal guard carrying his king, and go around the field to thank the fans...

"Lee...Lee...Lee...Lee...Lee...Lee...Lee..."

Real Madrid fans have begun to identify with this young coach who has led the team to score 12 goals in two rounds. Amidst the deafening cheers, Li Tongfan seems to be drunk again...

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Destined to come thousands of miles to meet at the BBQ restaurant!

After winning the game, Coach Li fulfilled his agreement and hosted a banquet for the Helanshan team from the Imperial Taiwan interview team!

It wasn't until today that Li Tongfan figured out the reason why Fan Zuang jumped to Chaotingtai. It turns out that after this grandson published an article "The story I have to tell with Real Madrid coach Li Tongfan" on Sohu International Football, netizens dug up the corpses of eight generations of his ancestors and whipped them. The Sohu International Football Forum was even flooded by angry fans. Explode...

No wonder this grandson thought he had a chance to become famous. When publishing an article, he wrote down his real name. This was a good move. He did not need to be doomed by netizens, and he himself was exposed to the class enemy. At gunpoint, he became a typical example of an unscrupulous reporter who fabricated news, and was fired by Sohu executives who did not understand the situation...

Fortunately, Fan Zuang's father was a very wealthy Shanxi coal boss, and a lot of money was spilled. This grandson was a blessing in disguise, and he managed to squeeze into China TV Station, which is known as "Don't come in if you have nothing to do"!

After recounting this miserable experience, even Zuo Xiaoqing and Zuo Xiaoqing couldn't stop laughing, and several men started drinking together again...

"Brother," He Lanshan revealed his true colors since he got drunk yesterday. He no longer pretended to be a leader. He took a sip of wine and extended his thumb: "You are so good. You dared to make substitutions before the first half was over. Zhu Guanghu It won’t work…”

Lao Li was unhappy: "I said Lao He, are you praising me or hurting me? Comparing me with him? Haven't you heard that Lu Bu is among men, red rabbits are among horses, and Guanghu is among pigs? I They have all become pigs..."

Helanshan: "..."

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Since Real Madrid will go to Catalonia to challenge Barcelona, ​​another La Liga giant, in nine days, the Helanshan team from Tianchao TV did not return immediately after recording Li Tongfan's interview and sent back the previously recorded content. After returning home, I plan to stay in Madrid to catch up on a program about El Clasico!

To be honest, because of Li Tongfan's existence, as long as He Lanshan and others are willing, they can produce a program almost every week, which is guaranteed to be more exciting than Stephen Chow's comedy films...

Not only did Helan Shan and his team at the Imperial Court set their sights on the upcoming Spanish El Clasico, the world's major football media also sent reporters to Spain to focus on this game!

After two rounds of La Liga, Real Madrid, led by problematic coach Lee Tong-bum, exploded with incredible offensive power, scoring 12 goals and conceding one, setting a scoring record in the five major European leagues. Ronaldo even scored two goals. Holding high the top of the La Liga scorer list, looking down at the heroes...

Barcelona had previously played two domestic Super Cup matches with Espanyol, and then, as the champion of the UEFA Champions League last season, had a European match with Sevilla, another La Liga giant that won the UEFA Cup. Super Cup game, so as of September 1, La Liga games have not yet been played.

It is worth mentioning that Barcelona was not in very good shape in the previous games they participated in. In the domestic Super Cup with Espanyol, they achieved a 0:0 draw at the Espanyol's home court in the first round and returned to the Camp Nou at home. After that, Brazilian superstar Ronaldinho scored twice to defeat the Spaniard in a thrilling 2:1.

At home at Camp Nou, Barcelona was lucky enough to win their first crown of the season!

As for the European Super Cup with La Liga team Sevilla, it is a memory that all Barcelona fans do not want to mention. At the Louis II Stadium on August 25, although the team’s top star, the Brazilian Ronaldinho, once again shined and scored twice, Sevilla also has a Brazilian who is in hot form. , that is striker Luis-Fabiano. The Brazilian Kuala Lumpur responded by grabbing points in front of the goal twice, and tied the total score at 2:2 in stoppage time!

After thirty minutes of overtime, in the exchange of penalty kicks, it was Fabiano's key shot at the last moment that mercilessly and thoroughly kicked Barcelona into countless layers of hell...

Compared with Real Madrid's terrifying state of winning two games and scoring 12 goals, Barcelona seems to be much slower.

At the Nou Camp on September 9, Rijkaard will fully lead Barcelona, ​​known as the "Dream Team", to launch a desperate counterattack, while Real Madrid hopes to continue the momentum of the previous two games and step on its mortal enemy. The corpse moves towards the league championship step by step!

This will be a national derby like Mars hitting the earth!

In order to attract the attention of as many fans as possible, the domestic media in Spain have habitually engaged in verbal wars. The Real Madrid "fan club" headed by "Marca" and "AS" and the "fan club" headed by "World Sports" and " The "hardcore gang" of Barcelona, ​​headed by "Daily Sports", began to give full play to the glorious tradition of the emperor not being in a hurry and the eunuchs being in a hurry when there were still seven or eight days left before the match day, and spared no effort to fan the flames...

"The losers are coming to La Liga. Manzano and Schuster have fallen. How long can Rijkaard last?"

"6:0 became tradition, Real Madrid gave Victor Valdes (Victor Valdes) sleepless nights..."

"In front of Ronaldo, Ronaldinho is just an earthling..."

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The above are the "wild words" arrogantly released by the Real Madrid fan group, while the Barcelona "hardcore gang" showed no weakness and fought back with bared teeth:

"When Frank Rijkaard was playing football, he was still feeding..."

"The earth is too dangerous, Fei Luo should go back to the alien planet..."

"What makes Casillas better than Valdes is that he can change women faster than he can save..."

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In the farce of dogs biting dogs, the highlights of the first Spanish El Clasico of the 2006-07 season were thoroughly explored by the media:

Game 1: Fan Tong-Li VS Frank-Rijkaard

This is a contest of wisdom and courage!

The Chinese guy with mysterious origins and crazy tactics will face the La Liga hegemon of last season with the strongest start of the league in the history of Real Madrid's head coach. Can Real Madrid still win as much as they want? Will the idiot Lee still hold high the banner of offensive football?

In the past season, the Dutchman Rijkaard, who led Barcelona to win the league championship and the European Champions Cup and won the world's best coach in 2006, will use what tactics to crush the aggressive momentum of the loser Lee?

With the attention of countless people, whether Li is a mule or a horse will be tested in this powerful dialogue!

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In the second game, alien Ronaldo VS midfielder magician Ronaldinho

This is a battle between two Brazilian superstars!

The former three-time World Footballer of the Year, the alien Ronaldo, now the fat Ronaldo, will face the most popular magician Ronaldinho in world football. Everyone remembers the Barcelona midfielder last season. The scene where the terrorists faked past three people at the Santiago Bernabeu, tricked Ramos and Sancassi, and broke into the Real Madrid goal twice. The tears of Real Madrid fans at the Santiago Bernabeu are still vivid in my mind. Now the alien seems to have recovered his health. Can Ronaldinho win back a victory for the infatuated Real Madrid fans at Camp Nou?

At the beginning of this season, Ronaldo scored one hat in each of the two league rounds, while Ronaldinho scored 4 goals in three games. Who will be the key terminator to determine the outcome of the game on September 9?

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