Football Modifier

Chapter 389: Tooth for Tooth

Alan Shearer's meaning is very clear.

Still arguing?

If you keep arguing, the referee's red card will be the first target...

30 seconds later, two deep scratches appeared on the grass in front of the Newcastle command seat from the right to the left side of the court, as if it had been plowed by an old-fashioned plow pulled by two oxen...

Those were the marks left by Shearer dragging the crazy Lee Tong-Bum's heels...

Soon, the team doctor helped Juan Mata off the court.

And the "black-faced judge" referee finally began to "settle accounts"--

Deco, who made a tackle, and Lloris, who ran more than 50 meters and pushed people, each received a yellow card. The captains of the two teams, Michael Owen and John Terry, were called aside by the referee to give a solemn warning, asking the two big guys to try to restrain their teammates and not to make such rough moves in the next game...

There was booing in the stands...

Such a penalty obviously could not satisfy the Newcastle fans, and the boos were for the referee.

At this time, Li Tongfan rushed onto the field again, and even assistant coach Shearer couldn't stop him...

The furious fourth official was almost driven crazy by this gentleman, thinking that the madman Li was going to attack the field again, and chased after him panting: "Mr. Lump, you... do you understand what you are doing? You will be sent off with a red card..."

"Damn, can't I even find my own shoes?"

Li Tongfan picked up a leather shoe that fell off when Shearer dragged it horizontally from the lawn, and turned to yell at the fourth official fiercely: "Dear sir, if I were you, I would pay more attention to those guys who wear game uniforms but do butcher work on the field, damn..."

Li Tongfan Cursing intermittently, he bent down to put on his shoes and ran off the field...

The fourth official, who was just over 30 years old, was obviously frightened by Lao Li's sudden roar. After being stunned for three or four seconds, he looked at Lao Li's back and uttered an official sentence in a volume that only he could hear--

"I will write these in detail in the match report..."

Soon, the referee did not forget Lao Li, the guy who had just made a splash. He ran to the sidelines and slowly walked towards Li Tongfan. He didn't know whether to give a verbal warning or show a red card directly...

"Send him off! Send him off..."

Not far away, in the Chelsea command seat, Scolari put his hands together in front of his chest and made the most pious prayer to God.

Who knew that what happened next almost made him stare out: the referee just said a few words to Crazy Li in a friendly manner, and the unruly Crazy Li actually changed his excited expression of wanting to kill just now, and became like a good baby, talking and laughing with the referee...

Could it be that this referee is actually a fan of Crazy Li?

At the end, Scolari clearly saw Crazy Lee looking at him, and even squinted his eyes with a smug and provocative expression...

Unforgivable, the head coach should definitely be sent off for running onto the field twice in a row!

Scolari roared angrily at the referee who was about to return to the field to resume the game, but the "black judge" turned around expressionlessly and gave the Brazilian old man an "inhumane" verbal warning...

...

Three or four minutes later, the game resumed.

Russian [Czar] Arshavin replaced Juan Mata!

Juan Mata sat on the bench and received detailed treatment of his wound from the team doctor. Fortunately, the injury only injured the flesh and did not hurt the bones. Team doctor Nugent believed that the swelling would subside in one day and would not affect the next game...

In this way, the Spanish boy's engagement ceremony tomorrow does not need to be cancelled!

At this time, the boos against the referee in the stands of St. James' Park continued to cover the sky and the sun, and continued relentlessly...

Shearer talked to Mata for a few words, and while cursing and scratching his "handsome hair", he came to suggest to Lao Li: "This son of a bitch bastard referee... Juan is sure that the damn Portuguese did it on purpose... Li, we should sue them..."

Shearer hadn't finished his words when the referee's whistle sounded again...

Chelsea midfielder Mikel knocked Arshavin, who had just come on the field, to the ground with a brutal collision.

The referee called Mikel aside and gave him a verbal warning...

"Aw, God! Bah, damn bastard, another verbal warning..." Shearer jumped up and spit out a mouthful of saliva: "Such a foul can be directly shown a yellow card. Today, this damn referee's penalty standard is too soft... Does he think we are all fools who don't understand football?"

Li Tongfan didn't answer Shearer, but looked straight at his feet.

Shearer followed Old Li's gaze and found a ball of saliva on the toe of Li Tongfan's leather shoes. It seemed... uh, a little familiar... Could it be... Could it be that I spit on it just now?

Watching Shearer smirk and wipe the saliva off the leather shoes, Li Tongfan smiled very evilly: "It's good that the penalty scale is lenient... hehe... it's good that you don't like to play cards... hehe, it's better to keep Deco on the field, otherwise I don't know when I will meet Chelsea next time I want revenge..."

"Look at that uncle..."

Li Tongfan pointed to the Chelsea command seat not far away and said with a smile: "Alan, how long do you think that grumpy uncle will laugh?"

Grumpy uncle?

Alan Shearer turned his head and looked at the line of defense pointed by Li Tongfan's finger... Sure enough, wasn't there a smiling old man sitting over there?

Uncle Luis Felipe Scolari is sitting in the coach's seat smiling happily!

Seeing Scolari's proud look, Shearer instantly understood that everything that happened on the field was intentionally caused by the opponent's head coach... this damn old bastard! !

Shearer himself didn't realize that as the time he spent in contact with Crazy Lee became longer and longer, he gradually became closer to the red and the black to the black. In addition, the player's origins were still bloody, and he was somewhat of an "English version of Crazy Lee". "The style of...

"...Although our players are not as strong as them...hehe, but to shovel people, you don't need absolute strength. If we shovel one of Chelsea's players, do you think that old guy can still do it?" Will you smile as happily as you do now?"

Alan Shearer slapped his thigh in a bachelor's manner: "I've wanted to do this for a long time. It turns out you think so too..."

The two shameless guys looked at each other lewdly, then laughed in unison.

"...Fat man, get up and warm up!"

Li Tongfan waved to [Fat Alien] Ronaldo who was sitting on the bench, called the smiling fat man to his side, and whispered a few words in his ear. He saw an involuntary look of shock on Fatty Luo's face, and then... I ran to the other end of the court and started to warm up...

Gareth Bale, Nicolas Gigi and other Hammers sitting on the bench looked at the sinister smiles of their boss and Ronnie, and felt the cool breeze whistling on their backs...

"Someone is going to be unlucky..." Gareth Bale muttered with a smile.

"What?" Others didn't understand.

"Look over there..."

The Hammers on the bench looked in the direction Gareth Bale was pointing...

Ronaldo, who was doing warm-up exercises with his legs raised high, suddenly looked around furtively after running to the Newcastle goal, and then tiptoed behind goalkeeper Hugo Lloris...

"Ouch..."

The Hammers on the bench collectively covered their eyes and groaned in pain. That dirty figure from behind was so obscene...

Hugo Lloris is watching the situation with concentration.

Although Newcastle was officially in possession of the ball at this time, the situation in football matches was changing rapidly. No one knew whether Chelsea's shot would fly over in the next second, so he did not dare to be careless at all.

Moreover, the one who competes with him for the main position in the Magpies is the veteran Given, who is also very strong. Recently, the head coach Crazy Lee has given him many opportunities. He must perform well and strive to confirm his main goalkeeper position as soon as possible.

At this moment, an extremely obscene and familiar voice suddenly came from behind——

"Hey...hehe...Hu Ge, this way..."

Lloris looked towards the field first...

Well, the football is still at Irving's feet, and his teammates are organizing the offense...

After finally confirming that Chelsea would not attack in a second or two, Hugo Lloris turned around to see who was calling him, and then Ronaldo's winking fat face appeared in his sight. …

With Lloris looking confused, Ronaldo rushed to the goalpost and said something rude to him. The French national team soon became green...

Thirty seconds later.

While the football was crossing the boundary line, Lloris waved over Sami Khedira, the tough-headed German midfielder, and whispered a few words in his ear...

Another thirty seconds later.

force--

The referee's whistle sounded sadly...

Portugal's "doormat" Deco fell to the ground in pain and rolled back and forth holding his ankle. Players from both sides gathered together again...

German defensive midfielder Sami Khedira put on the classic innocent expression that Deco had made a few minutes ago after Juan Mata ended up with his hands spread out, and told the referee that he was definitely unintentional...

At this moment, the Newcastle fans in the stands even remembered the applause of gloating...

On the bench, Gareth Bale and other Hammers all covered their heads with dark faces. Just now they watched intently the entire process of this "tragedy" directed by the vengeful leader. At this moment, the Hammers Finally understood what the boss said to Ronaldo...

"I'm very vindictive..."

At this moment, the hammers on the bench finally had the most intuitive impression of Crazy Li’s mantra that he often said. Fortunately, they are Crazy Li’s people...

However, it feels good to have such a head coach covering you!

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