Football Modifier

7:2!

This is a score that no one expected before the game!

The gap is really too big, too big, too big!

Unimaginable!

Maybe before the game, many people imagined that Crazy Lee and his Newcastle would win, but absolutely no one dared to imagine that they would win by such a big score. Even the most die-hard Newcastle fans and the craziest Crazy Lee fans did not expect to win by 90. After minutes of fierce fighting, they were able to receive such a huge surprise!

The opponent is Chelsea!

In the Mourinho era, he swept across all corners of the world, and with his unparalleled muscle jungle violence, many giants failed to win at home, and the super giant retreated in hatred!

Iron-bloodedness and invincibility were once synonymous with Chelsea!

Now, although the Madman has waved goodbye and arrived at Meazza, the original team that the Madman was proud of at that time are all there, but even the last underpants of Newcastle's new army's sharp counterattack can't be found...

This is so embarrassing for Chelsea!

Fortunately, the shocking collaboration between [Magic Lamp] Frank Lampard and [Warcraft] Didier Drogba saved a little bit of face for Chelsea, which suffered the biggest defeat in the past decade!

Unsurprisingly, Drogba's shot will be among the top three best goals in this round of the league!

But for the two iconic Blues stars who burst out with terrifying energy at the end, perhaps Te Men prefers to win the game rather than win their own reputation...

When the referee blew the whistle at the end of the game, St. James' Park fell into silence, and then applause soon broke out!

"...The game is over. The Magpies played an incredible game in the second half. Their tactics and efficiency undoubtedly shocked the entire Premier League...But Chelsea fans don't have to be sad. You have a group of strong fighters with noble qualities. They belong to the blue world." Stamford Bridge's greatest treasure... The applause at St James' Park at this moment was not just for Newcastle..."

In fact, even without the on-site commentator using his passionate and high-pitched voice to explain specifically, everyone understood that the Newcastle people's applause, which sounded like the eternal waves of the English Channel, was not only venting the Magpies fans' wild victory. The joy that followed also demonstrated the tenacity of the Chelsea players who worked tirelessly to score a shocking goal at the last moment...

Under the bright night sky in Newcastle on November 9th, if you had to find out who was not worthy of the applause at St. James Park, 60,000 fingers would definitely point to the same person at the same time——

Luis Felipe Scolari!

The 2008-09 Premier League season has progressed so far. Even a six or seven-year-old fan who has only watched football for a year or two dares to say to the world in the most determined tone——

"...Scolari has castrated Chelsea's bloody and domineering spirit!"

Facts have long proved that the so-called "beautiful football" of the Brazilian boss is just a "performance project" to cater to the personal preferences of owner Abramovich. It is like the emperor's new clothes. He has always been gambling, but unfortunately this time he lost the last bit of his wife's money...

The camera lens captured that before the final whistle of the game sounded, a dejected Scolari walked into the tunnel with one foot high and one foot low, disappearing into the darkness at the far end.

The old Brazilian didn't see Drogba's violent long shot at the last moment...

Perhaps, he is unwilling to watch, even if Drogba's shot can collapse the stands of St. James Park Stadium, it will have no effect on the Brazilian old man...

No matter how infatuated you are, it’s time to leave!

No one is welcoming him at Stamford Bridge!

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Post-match press conference hall.

The grinning reporters were like foxes who had smelled the fishy smell, and they all waited here. Both the process of this game and the series of chain reactions that would result from it were worth looking forward to...

When Li Tongfan entered the hall, the old Brazilian Scolari had not arrived yet, so Li Tongfan sat behind the interview table and waited for Scolari's arrival with a smile.

Whether this game is in reality or in FM2009, it is a great gain for Lao Li. After all, Scolari is the first head-to-head match since Li Tongfan bought the pirated CD. He is ranked in the manager rankings in the FM system. The top six [world-class] coaches!

What kind of rewards can you get for defeating such a super BOSS?

To be honest, at this time, Lao Li was already a little eager to go back to his pig house and open the Hummer GO-BOOK to check everything!

However, you have to wait a little longer now!

Since this is the press conference hall of St. James Park Stadium, it is customary to wait for the visiting team's head coach to finish being interviewed by reporters before it is Lee Tong-bum's turn. Although reporters are eager to get news, the Englishman's performance in some areas The compliance with the rules is really admirable. More than 60 reporters at the scene were waiting patiently...

Until Lao Li was about to lose his patience and prepare to leave, Uncle Scolari, who "came out after being called out for a long time, half-hiding his face with his pipa in his arms", finally arrived late...

Compared with his dejected face in the last few dozen minutes of the game, the face of the Brazilian man who appeared in the press conference hall at this time was obviously much better, and he vaguely recovered some of the energy he had vowed two or three hours ago. Will sweep Newcastle in style!

After the two sat down, the press officer announced that the press conference had officially begun.

Reporters swarmed over.

"Mr. Scolari, before the game someone claimed that you will be fired by Chelsea Club if you lose this game. Is that true?" The reporter from the "Observer", whose stance has always been biased towards Newcastle, hit the nail on the head and did not give any hint to this question. An old man in his sixties.

"You should ask the club this question, not me!" Scolari was unambiguous.

If you really count, this Brazilian old man has eaten more salt than Lao Li in dealing with reporters. When he was still coaching the Portuguese national team, the old man used his old arms and legs to box. Serbian player Dragutinovic has long been accustomed to strong winds and waves.

"...Chelsea's record this season is terrible, and your so-called beautiful football has not even won a single victory in the minor leagues against the traditional top four...Don't you think you should resign voluntarily?" "Daily Telegraph" reporter Orochi Follow closely with the stick, not giving Scolari any chance to breathe.

[Big Phil] Scolari not only showed no trace of guilt on his face, but also spoke eloquently: "I can't think of why I want to leave Chelsea. I love everything at Stamford Bridge, and people there also like me... I will Use your own football philosophy to bring glory to Chelsea..."

Speaking of his happiness, Scolari was salivating with excitement, as if what he had done had brought a better tomorrow for Chelsea instead of pushing the Blues back into the abyss like now...

cut……

Li Tongfan couldn't stand listening anymore. He was about to secretly raise his middle finger, but he was surprised when he raised his head -

The more than 60 reporters in the venue were actually much more aggressive than me. They all blatantly raised their middle fingers at the old man who was drooling and lusting after him behind the interview table...

I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people!

Who doesn't know what Scolari is thinking?

Isn't it just to deceive the Russian fool into taking Abramovich's liquidated damages before leaving, but he still said so many disgusting words shamelessly...

At this moment, even the reporters couldn't stand Scolari's shamelessness!

What no one knew was that after watching the post-match press conference broadcast on Sky TV, a furious Russian uncle smashed a £5,000 plasma high-definition television in the living room of that luxury villa in London. : “Let this shameless old donkey disappear to Stamford Bridge as soon as possible... Pay him liquidated damages... Let him get out of here... NOW!!

Soon, Mr. Scolari, who was eloquently preaching his ambitions, suddenly found his cell phone ringing. He lowered his head and took it out to take a look. A trace of nervousness flashed across his face, and he looked at it with nostalgia and eighty-point joy. The numerous commanders in front of them waved their hands and walked out of the press conference hall gracefully.

…

Soon, in a deserted corner——

"Mr. Scolari, you can pack your luggage and leave Stamford Bridge now..." came the cold voice of Abramovich's assistant on the other end of the phone.

"How can this be done? My coaching contract is protected by law. You can't..." The Brazilian old man's voice was full of anger.

"okay……"

The voice on the other end of the phone was obviously impatient. He suppressed his deep contempt and whispered: "You will get the liquidated damages soon, but the boss no longer wants you to appear as the head coach at Stamford Bridge tomorrow." office……"

"OK!!"

Once Scolari heard that there was no danger of liquidated damages, he agreed to the other party's conditions without hesitation.

After coaching for less than five months, I received three years' salary. Where can I find such a good thing?

The Brazilian uncle himself has had enough of the harshness of the damn English media and the cold eyes of the chubby-faced Russian. Now everyone is finally relieved...

No one knows at this moment that Chelsea's coach has quietly left his position!

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Press conference hall.

Although Scolari's initiative to get out disappointed the reporters who were aiming to dig out breaking news, the existence of Crazy Li still allowed them to quickly find a new breakthrough point...

"Mr. Fantong, first of all, congratulations on your victory... But I would like to know more about whether Deco's injury in the first half was your deliberate tactical revenge? Because there are cameras that captured you commanding Ronaldo and Ronaldo before Deco was injured. Hugo Lloris gave Khedira tactical instructions, and only thirty seconds later Khedira tackled Deco..."

A beautiful reporter from an unknown newspaper squeezed her way to the front of the crowd, with a strange arc at the corner of her mouth, a hint of provocation and pride on her face, and stared at Li Tongfan with a smile.

Fake Oil, his uncle has murderous intent! !

For some reason, Lao Li suddenly felt a chill running down his spine when he saw the smiling face of this beautiful little lady. A strange feeling arose in Lao Li's heart, and it seemed that the person standing in front of him was not a stranger. Beautiful girl, but a woman called [Premier League Nightmare]...

How is this going?

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Second update.

The third update is around 10:30.

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