Football Modifier

The game slowly passed by in the white air from more than 70,000 mouths in the stands.

And the snow that was flying in the night sky was gradually getting bigger and bigger!

Fortunately, the lawn of St. James Park has geothermal heating and automatic rainwater cleaning facilities, so there is not much snow on the lawn. The melted snow water seeps under the lawn. Apart from the slippery field, the game is still smooth. Can proceed!

Courtside.

Professor Wenger, whose white hair was stained with snowflakes, was still frowning, and his mind was rapidly thinking about this way to solve Arsenal's current predicament!

And at this moment——

Whoa-whoa-whoa! ! !

Continuous applause like a huge wave suddenly covered the sky and blocked the sun!

The more than 60,000 Magpies fans in the stands of St. James Park suddenly jumped up as if they had been stabbed in the butthole by a stick that suddenly appeared from under the seats. The huge flags and countless layers of flags were fluttering in the snowy winter night. The magpie scarf formed a magnificent and refreshing black and white ocean on the snowy night of November 25th...

Scored! !

German forward Lukas Podolski is running around the field!

"...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!"

Cester roared before his junior, Schentron.

"...Oh oh oh oh, that's so incredible!!"

On the other side, [Profanity Keeper] Scherntron showed no sign of weakness, and a series of "expletive words" came out one after another like a water pipe bursting in a public toilet——

"I'm going... Can a human being really be able to shoot at such a speed? It's so damn fast... Arsenal's demented goalkeeper Almunia is like eight He has no performance like a ten-year-old bad old man..."

"...The culprit for the Gunners conceding the ball was Brazilian midfielder Denilson. This stupid pig actually started playing tricks in the backcourt and wanted to tease Podolski with his heels? Why didn't he eat shit..."

At this moment, even if Schentrand used "dirty words" to bury Brazilian midfielder Denilson, the more than 10,000 Arsenal fans who came with the team to watch the away game would not feel disgusted.

In fact, if the commentary microphone was put in front of the fans and they were allowed to curse, Denilson would probably be so angry that his nose would be crooked, his eyes would be slanted, and he would be incontinent...

A replay of the goal began playing on a large screen hanging from the roof of St. James' Park.

Through the flying snow all over the sky, all the Newcastle fans once saw the scene that made their blood boil——

Prince Polti contributed a ground-breaking move to the world!

At that time, Arsenal's young Brazilian midfielder Denilson got the ball near the arc of his own penalty area, and then faced Magpies midfielder Alan Smith who was pressing forward with a murderous look on his face. Denilson began to do what he thought was absolutely The fake move of tapping the ball with your back heel will be foolproof and win you countless cheers and applause and beautiful women blowing kisses...

Denilson can perform this kind of action flawlessly one hundred and one times a hundred times in daily training!

But this time, he made a mistake!

Due to the slippery nature of the field, Denilson was not even halfway through his fancy moves when his left foot, which supported all the weight of his body, lost his balance...

Fatal mistake!

When the Brazilian midfielder collided with Alan Smith, who was caught off guard, the football slowly flew out and landed at the feet of Prince Bolti who was advancing!

The German striker didn't hesitate at all and shot directly!

boom!

At 35 meters from the goal.

The football screaming angrily, with the unique power and speed of the Germans, blasted away Arsenal's goal like a flying fireball!

…

On the field.

Prince Bolti, who was excited after the goal, passed behind Arsenal's goal with his hands spread wide. The snowflakes flying in the sky were just the confetti of celebration. The German was like a hero returning home after completing a thunderous strike. Like a phantom fighter, it roams freely on the court!

The black and white sword-striped shirt on his body made a sound in the night wind!

Countless Newcastle fans in the stands stretched out their waists and tried their best to stretch their palms from behind the billboard, rushing to high-five the "goal hero"...

Courtside.

Li Tongfan excitedly stood on one foot on the courtside lawn and spun around in a circle more coquettishly than the four little swans dancing ballet!

Podolski was roaring towards Lao Li!

And it was this moment that Li Tongfan Duo was waiting for!

“Hehe, remember, no matter who among you scores a goal, he must rush to the sidelines with admiration and hug me warmly as soon as possible... Hehe, it must be the most enthusiastic one!! Haha! "

This is what Li Tongfan took the trouble to tell every Hammer in the locker room before the game. In the end, Lao Li even shamelessly used threats: "If you dare to disobey... hum, I am very vindictive. …”

So at this moment, watching Podolski running towards him, Li Tongfan opened his arms with a smile on his face and greeted him... Haha, the sultry man wants to let his sweetheart Wang Qinghe know how popular he is in this stadium... …

But at this moment, something Li Tongfan did not expect happened -

Seeing that Podolski was about to fly in front of him, everything was developing according to the scene arranged by Lao Li before the game, but suddenly a fat man rushed out from the diagonal stab and hugged Podolski's neck and ran to the other side... …

next moment.

Li Tongfan's open arms and full smile only greeted a few cold snowflakes and awkward air!

It's Ronaldo!

This damn fat man actually dragged Podolski sideways to the north stand, then pointed his butt towards Li Tongfan, and gave a standard military salute to the stands under the attention of more than 70,000 fans...

Because there was a man sitting among the fans in the stands——

Wang Qinghe!

"...Oh oh oh oh, Newcastle's goalkeeper and his teammates came to the north stand of St. James' Park. There sat Crazy Li's mysterious girlfriend WANGQINGHE. It seems that this beautiful Chinese girl said 'I am Mr. Rice Bucket' The girl not only conquered the fans, but also conquered the soldiers of the Magpie Legion..."

"... Of course, this also illustrates how much people here love Crazy Lee! I dare say that if Crazy Lee were to run for mayor of Newcastle now, his approval rate would be higher than that of the current mayor, Terry Coe. you……"

"...Newcastle's players all paid tribute to the coach's wife in the stands with standard gestures, while all the fans stood up and applauded... Oh oh!! The coach wearing a bright red down jacket Lady' also made a naughty return gift from the crowd... The stadium was filled with cheers like a mountain roar and a tsunami... There is no doubt that Newcastle people are enjoying this peak battle with ease..."

The blood in TV commentator Cester's body was on fire.

Less than 15 minutes into the game, Newcastle took the lead. Both players and fans showed full fighting spirit, and the arrival of Wang Qinghe added a brighter color to the game... Now it seems that everything is heading towards Newcastle. Development in a favorable direction!

Even [expletive commentator] Paul Scheintron found after racking his brains that at this moment his 'art of swearing' seemed to have no place to use.

Although Schontrand is famous for 'talking dirty', he doesn't bite like a mad dog regardless of the occasion...

…

The game continues.

Lao Li, who had been completely ignored during the goal celebration just now, squatted on the lawn on the sidelines with a murderous look on his face, and kept drawing circles back and forth with his fingers: "Damn fat man, I draw a circle to curse you, curse you to use the toilet and mobile phone Fall into the toilet, your wallet into the toilet, your credit card into the toilet... Better yet, even yourself...

Soon, Madman Li's curse appeared!

The fat Ronaldo, who was running on the field, suddenly slipped and fell on the lawn like a dog eating shit. His fat round face was covered with grass clippings and rainwater...

However, this time Lao Li’s curse seemed a bit harsh——

Not only was Ronaldo "severely criticized," but even goal scorer Podolski seemed to have been affected——

The 21st minute of the game.

force--

The piercing whistle suddenly sounded, and the referee Atkinson appeared in the wind and snow near the right side of the penalty area in Arsenal's half at a speed of 80 miles per second...

There, there is one lying on the ground and another standing next to it!

Lying on the ground, writhing back and forth in pain, was 'Zinedine Zidane II' Nasri wearing a red shirt.

Standing next to him with an innocent look on his face was Lukas Podolski, who had just scored.

Arsenal's players gathered around, and William Gallas, who had a hot temper, even grabbed Podolski's neck indiscriminately... Seeing this, the Magpie players didn't dare, and were the first to rush forward. There is no doubt that he is Alan Smith, the "Newcastle's No. 1 hunk" with white hair and a cold face...

The boos in the stands were suppressed as if they were desperate!

Even the snowflakes in the night sky are flying a little faster...

"...Ouch, what the fuck is going on? Nasri fell to the ground... Players from both sides were entangled... Damn it! Do you want a fucking fight? Gunners center back Gallas grabbed him Podolski's neck, Alan Smith quickly pushed Gallas away... The white-haired man's famous punch in the European Cup group stage made all opponents tremble with fear. The timid Gallas Following the pull of his teammates, he slipped aside..."

"...Look at the slow motion... Oops, Podolski, who was running, suddenly raised his arms to maintain his balance due to slippage on his feet, but his elbow hit the nose of Nasri who was guarding him. The Frenchman Immediately fell to the ground..."

On the field.

The referee unceremoniously expelled the players from both sides with an "international dead face", and then handed William Gallas and Lukas Podolski to the side alone...

In the "eye-catching" crowd of more than 60,000 people at St. James' Park Stadium, the referee Atkinson first took out a bright yellow topaz God of War card, raised it high and showed it to Gallas, who took the initiative to provoke!

"... Referee Atkinson showed Gallas a yellow card... Gallas argued a few words and walked away... Podolski was left alone, let's see how Atkinson will judge... According to the rules, elbowing the opponent will be directly expelled from the field with a red card, but it seems that Podolski did not do it on purpose... Will the referee show mercy?"

Amidst the boos and snowflakes, Atkinson took out his card and showed it to Podolski...

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