Football Modifier

Pointed out, the wind and clouds moved!

"This... is coming again!!"

Among the Arsenal players on the field now, Fabregas, Clichy, Toure and others have all experienced the European Cup final in the 2006-07 season. They all clearly remember everything that happened in that game. Originally, the core of the team [Gun King] Thierry Henry had already used a hat trick to force Real Madrid into a desperate situation, but a middle finger from Crazy Lee allowed [King of the Small Penalty Area] Van Nistelrooy to score a goal before the end of the 90-minute regular season, burying Arsenal's dream of winning the Big Ear Cup...

That was an unforgettable shame!

Therefore, when Crazy Lee raised his middle finger again at this moment, the hearts of these people couldn't help but tremble at the same time...

In contrast, the happiest ones are the Newcastle players!

They are the ones who know best what the boss's middle finger means!

As soon as the middle finger was raised, the tactics of the Magpies changed instantly-

The team changed from the original fierce fight for every inch of land to a strange tactic of fighting only for the ends and flowing out of the midfield for "mixing"!

Due to the consecutive punishment of two people, the tough Alan Smith and the fast Juan Mata retreated to the midfield, and together with Makelele, they formed three high-powered "midfield mixers", using extremely destructive means to continuously tackle and almost trample the 30-meter area near the center circle of the court into a muddy land...

The three of them joined forces, gave up organization and breakthroughs, and only defended but did not attack!

Such a tactic is obviously a "hurt yourself before hurting others" style of play that hurts both sides.

Although such adjustments made Ronaldo and Michael Owen on the front line unable to get the support of the midfield, thus appearing to be alone and threatening greatly reduced, it also made the opponent Arsenal's most proud gorgeous midfield cooperation unable to operate normally under the "mixing"!

The role that the midfield of both sides can play is considered to be completely abolished!

In this way, both the Magpies and the Arsenal Gunners can only focus on the forwards and defenders!

3-3-2! ! !

This is the real tactic that Li Tongfan prepared for this long-planned snow battle after surviving the two disasters of the big-level system task [Glory belongs to the only king]!

Otherwise, wouldn’t that little [climate point] be wasted?

And at this time, another killer besides [climate points] - [freedom points] comes into play.

As long as Li Tongfan has this cheating horror point in his hand, even if Arsenal’s defenders drive an invisible bus and park it on their goal line, the Magpies can easily score a goal!

Sure enough, in the 44th minute of the game, the goal came!

In the fierce battle, Brazilian midfielder Denilson, who had made a mistake in the first half, had no choice but to pass the ball back under the pressure of Alan Smith. The ball was swishing on the grass and rolled straight towards William Gallas, the core of Arsenal's backcourt...

This pass, whether in terms of strength or direction, was perfectly controlled, and it was normal from any aspect...

However, Denilson overlooked one point, that is -

This is a snow battle!

The ball "passed by" a "muddy swamp" that was trampled into pieces during the flight, and its speed suddenly dropped...

This drop gave the Magpies a chance!

The fat man Ronaldo rushed over from the side like a ghost, waved his hand and took the ball away, leaving a water spot...

"Don't even think about it!!! Stay..."

William Gallas, the core of the Gunners' backcourt, had already discovered that things were not good. When he wanted to rush up to grab the ball, Ronaldo had already taken the lead and "scooped" the ball away!

At the critical moment, Gallas shouted and stretched out his leg to shovel Ronaldo who was sprinting with his fat butt twisted...

Gallas calculated very clearly: even if he knocked Ronaldo down in this position, at most he would get a yellow card, which was not a big deal. Moreover, if he was a little luckier, he might be able to send this fat man who was a great threat but easily injured to the hospital for a few days...

Gallas's mind was vicious!

However, who knew what happened next was completely beyond the French central defender's expectations--

The damn fat man seemed to have installed a rearview mirror on his fat ass. He used his instep to rub the football into the penalty area for the second time, and then jumped up in a panic...

The evil fat man waved his arms in the air a few times, like a hen trying to flap its wings and fly in the air. After struggling for a few times, he fell down again in a miserable state...

This fall happened to land on the ankle of Gallas' right foot that was stretched out to tackle the ball...

Crack!

A crisp sound came from the ankle, and Gallas's big black face turned white in an instant because of the pain, as if he had applied a woman's foundation!

Damn it, this fat man definitely did it on purpose! !

Gallas was anxious and angry, and almost bit his white teeth.

However, at this time, no one paid attention to Gallas who was lying on the ground and shouting, because the referee stretched out his arms to indicate that the attacking side had an advantage and the game continued...

And there was a huge exclamation from the stands!

Ronaldo's pass fell right into the running path of Michael Owen!

However, in order to get rid of the relentless Kolo Toure behind him, Irving ran diagonally across the penalty area from left to right this time. After twisting his waist to receive Ronaldo's pass, his back was already facing the goal...

At this moment, Kolo Toure is gritting his teeth and chasing after him!

If Irving stops the ball and turns around to shoot again, Irving is 100% sure that he will not be able to successfully shoot under the harassment of the big black man from Ivory Coast. What should he do?

You must not lose this once-in-a-lifetime shooting opportunity!

At this moment, Owen had thousands of shooting methods flashing through his mind...

"...Ronaldo's pass...he was put down from behind by Gallas...the football flew into Irving's running route...the offense was in an advantage, and the referee signaled that the game should continue..."

"...Irving!! Ouch, I didn't stop the ball very well, my back was turned to the goal... I couldn't form a shot at the first time... What a pity, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to attack... Toure has... Ouch, aw, aw, aw, God! How did he do it?

Sester's mouth was like a machine cannon with unlimited bullets. He was rubbing his eyes and yelling. His slight negligence at that moment prevented him from seeing clearly what method Owen used to send the football into the goal. …

Fortunately, the [expletive commentator] Schentron next to him saw everything clearly.

So, at this moment, the 'public toilet sewer pipe' broke again——

"...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!"

"...Unbelievable! Unbelievable!! Unbelievable!!!"

"..., Damn, please forgive me for not being able to use the most appropriate word to describe the shock in my heart!! This fucking ball actually went in! Michael Owen, he pushed the football in with his fucking butt. Is it? Ouch, no, an incredible kick from behind, like a back-to-back sweep in Taekwondo..."

"... If someone now says that Crazy Li is the illegitimate son of God, I will definitely agree with it. One fucking middle finger is a goal... Two years later, this law has never failed... Now I can declare , This is not a fucking curse! ! The meaning of this truth is: once the Chinese raise their middle finger, the whole world will tremble at his feet!

"...Irving ran wildly on the court...a crazy scene!! Irving ran to the sidelines, kneeling at the feet of Madman Li like the most loyal knight meeting the king, and acted like a noble knight in medieval Europe who was sincerely convinced. Bowing...Ronaldo also joined in...Listen, the whole St. James is cheering and roaring..."

"...2:0!!! This is a fucking miracle! In the difficult situation of missing two people, the Magpies scored another incredible goal. This goal brought them the final victory. Hope... Haha, although there are still forty-five minutes in the game, as long as Crazy Li doesn’t mind raising his middle finger a few more times, who can tell the final result!”

…

Wenger was shocked!

The Newcastle fans in the stands were wiping tears with excitement...

Even the referee Atkinson was looking at Li Tongfan like a monster, and even forgot to blow the whistle for the game to continue...

The roar of St. James was so clear that the whole city of Newcastle was enveloped in this sea of ​​blissful wrath!

Wang Qinghe, whose face was red from the cold, was among the excited and crazy crowd. This girl's heart was filled with an indescribable strange feeling——

More than 60,000 people in the audience went crazy for him...

All the handsome English men and beauties around him looked at him with admiration, shouting at the top of their lungs ‘KING! KING! ! ’…

And those players who were out of reach for Chinese fans knelt at his feet with the most pious attitude to pay tribute...

Dazzled!

What came to her ears was the roar of the on-site commentator that was even crazier than the fans around her. The snow in Newcastle did not stop, but was getting bigger and bigger. The black figure that dazzled her was so proud and satisfied. Standing in front of the coaching bench at the stadium...

He raised his hands high to accept the worship of more than 60,000 English people, and listened to the cheers that belonged to him alone...

At this moment, he is the only center of this bizarre world!

Once upon a time, Wang Qinghe, who was still an ignorant girl, just hoped that one day in the future, the country boy who would put down the steel pipe and machete in his hands and pick up the high school geometry and physics textbooks again just because of her words would have a comfortable job after graduation. It doesn't matter even if I accompany him to be a "yellow-faced woman" for the rest of my life in a small city that can't be found on the map of China...

But who would have known that in just two years and less than 1,000 days, this figure that used to look a little thin would have unknowingly grown taller and majestic...

He has conquered the world in front of him arrogantly and high-profile!

…

force--

After running to the sidelines and giving William Gallas, who was still receiving ice treatment from the Arsenal team doctor, a yellow card, the referee Atkinson blew the whistle to continue the game!

The fourth official played the electronic card, and 4 minutes of injury time were added to the first half.

After the kick-off, Wenger adjusted the team's tactics, and Arsenal used the ball to launch an attack!

It was a long pass!

Wenger's idea was very simple. Since Crazy Lee destroyed his midfield dispatch by sacrificing the midfield organization, he simply gave up the midfield and turned to compete for the front line!

Because Arsenal's front line has the nearly two-meter-tall [Little Monster] Adebayo. In terms of physical strength and impact, Adebayo is much stronger than Owen and Ronaldo.

Wenger doesn't believe that with Adebayo's strength, Eduardo Silva's agility, and Fabregas's long pass ability, they can't compete with Newcastle's three young defenders who are almost exhausted!

However, it turns out that beautiful ideas are often easily shattered by cruel reality. Arsenal's first wave of attack after the restart was easily resolved by Newcastle-

Fabregas's pass was very accurate, accurately finding the 'fulcrum' Adebayor!

Adebayor's jump and header were also very perfect. He jumped into the air and used his waist and abdomen to send the football to the fatal gap in the Newcastle defense line with a coquettish lion's head!

All the previous cooperation was carried out flawlessly according to Wenger's idea!

However, when it was the turn of [Punch Fox] Eduardo Silva to use his erratic running position to pierce the gap and make a fatal blow, the gap that was originally very fatal to the Magpies suddenly disappeared without a trace, and a foot that suddenly appeared kicked the football hard...

Swoosh!

The football was like a monkey with its butt burned. It screamed and whizzed past Eduardo Silva's ear and flew into the sky...

Wenger was shocked watching from the sidelines!

Because the football was not cleared randomly, but flew rapidly towards the Arsenal half!

This was all a trap!

The flaw was deliberately leaked by Newcastle!

It was as if the opponent had known that their team was going to attack like that, and struck a fatal blow at the most critical moment!

On the other side of the court.

Michael Owen and Ronaldo had turned into two cold swords and rushed directly to the landing point of the football...

"It's a counterattack!!! Be careful!!"

Wenger jumped to the sideline and shouted loudly, his tone filled with panic that was difficult to conceal.

But it was too late!

As if he knew where the ball would land, Owen volleyed before Arsenal full-back Clichy. Before the ball could land, it flew into the air again and flew directly into the Gunners' penalty area...

The next second, Owen himself collided with Clichy who was running over because he couldn't stop.

The attack was still favorable, and the referee raised his hands to signal the game to continue!

The one following in the middle was Ronaldo who successfully shook off the Arsenal defender!

And chasing behind him were the furious Gunners center backs Gallas and Kolo Toure...

However, Gallas couldn't do it after running a few steps, because the ankle that Ronaldo had just attacked sent a sharp pain, making his right leg unable to exert force at all...

So, the first "straggler" appeared!

On the other side, Arsenal goalkeeper Almunia saw that the situation was not right, and he no longer dared to stand there stupidly on the goal line, and ran out...

He wanted to "confiscate" the ball before Ronaldo!

The football is flying, and people are running!

One is in the sky.

Three are on the ground.

This is a life-and-death race!

St. James Stadium became extremely quiet at this moment. Everyone was holding their breath waiting for the first person to touch the football in this race, even Wenger who had just shouted loudly was no exception...

In the night sky, only snowflakes were still dancing mischievously and quietly!

Bang!

The first person to touch the football appeared!

A big foot wearing a fiery red sneaker flicked the football coquettishly before Almunia touched it a second ago...

It was Ronaldo!

The fat man proved that as long as he was healthy, he would be absolutely unstoppable on the court... Even now, he has become an alien fat man who is no different from a giant panda!

The football flew over Almunia, who had a desperate look in his eyes, and fell towards the goal in the distance!

Then...

Plop... Plop... Plop!!!

Poor Ronaldo didn’t even have time to check if the ball had crossed the goal line after shooting, and was trapped by Almunia and Kolo Toure, who were running at high speed and had no time to ‘brake’…

Almunia’s head hit Ronaldo’s crotch, and Kolo Toure’s thigh hit Ronaldo’s butt…

The three of them fell to the muddy lawn in an extremely indecent and ambiguous posture!

Buzz-buzz-buzz! !

The exclamations in the stands rang out desperately, and Wang Qinghe jumped up from her seat, and countless people around her did the same thing at the same time as her…

The fans were not worried about the poor fat Ronaldo!

But because——

The football that the fat man shot out with an extremely coquettish gesture landed on the lawn less than five or six meters away from the goal line before entering the goal...

Then……

Well, then the football never bounced!

The more than 140,000 eyeballs at St. James Park almost popped out of their sockets... It's difficult... Is there any undead?

Li Tongfan almost choked to death with a spittle watching from the sidelines!

It turns out that because of the melted rainwater, Almunia had unknowingly trampled the lawn near the goal line into a puddle of mud. When a football falls into a puddle of mud, can it bounce back?

A puddle of mud that no one would normally look at almost made fans from both sides faint from anxiety!

Almunia was lying on the ground and accidentally looked back, tears of excitement were shed!

God bless!

Can this kind of thing happen?

A force came out of nowhere. The Arsenal goalkeeper no longer cared about his neck, which was sore from being pressed by the 180-pound fat man Ronaldo. He staggered up from the ground, using his hands and feet like a vicious dog to attack food. Just chase towards the goal line...

In just two or three seconds, the football will be held in his arms!

The danger will also disappear with the wind...

Almunia crawled forward happily...

One second!

Two seconds!

boom!

Just when the beaming Almunia stretched out his hand to hold the football with brown muddy water on its white body in his arms with the gentle gesture of hugging his closest lover...

One foot!

A leg!

one person!

Following the above sequence, all of this suddenly appeared in his sight. The figure splashed a pool of muddy water, and then sent the football to the place where it was supposed to go...

"boom……"

The whole place was jubilant!

"...Michael Owen!!! It's him again!! [The Flash Killer] shoveled the football into the goal!! This is a fatal blow! He scored twice!"

"...Who can believe that a team can poke two bloody holes in a team like Arsenal with two players missing? But it is a team that has set off a 'red storm' this season. 'Arsenal at its peak with 14 consecutive wins..."

"3:0!! Damn it, did this guy Owen come in and be possessed by the gods? He scored two goals in three minutes, and the power of Madman Li's 'Middle Finger Truth' was strengthened... The referee blew the whistle , the first half is over!”

"...Originally everyone thought that the game was without suspense, but now all opinions have to be overturned. Those who are waiting for the myth of madman Li Quansheng to be shattered may be disappointed again..."

"...I don't know what tactics Professor Wenger will adopt in the second half of the game to save this shame, but I know that the morale of Arsenal players has fallen to an all-time low. If no special measures are taken, Save, even if Arsenal has the advantage of two people in this game, it is still in danger!”

On the field.

After the referee blew the whistle to end the first half, Newcastle players were still celebrating wildly, venting their joy with all kinds of crazy actions...

The Arsenal players walked into the tunnel with their heads lowered in confusion...

Even the young and mature ‘brain’ Cesc Fabregas has a sense of decadence all over his body...

In the stands.

There were crazy fans holding a huge black and white Newcastle team flag and running hard from the aisles of the stands.

The huge flag buzzed in the snowy night, like the sword fin of a bloodthirsty shark, cutting through the waves in the sea of ​​people!

Everywhere he went, the fans cheered!

"NEWCASTLE!!"

"NEWCASTLE!!!"

Amid the roars of the entire St. James, less than 10,000 Arsenal fans shivered in the cold wind and rain. What was colder than their bodies was their hearts. No one could accept to remain calm in such a situation. They were pessimistic. Wrapped in the middle...

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