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As soon as the goal was scored, Van Basten could only grow hair on his belly button - imitating Xiang Yu who was so powerful in those days, he stood on the sidelines and sighed: God will destroy me, it is not a crime of war!

Even if such a goal can be scored, how can Newcastle not win?

A single game score of 5:1, a total score of 5:3 over two rounds... Ajax is finished!

Even if injury time is included, there are still less than 8 minutes left. If he wants to get two goals back in 8 minutes with Madman Li standing in the command box on the sidelines of St. James, other The difficulty is almost as difficult as convincing Satan to convert to God...

The situation is over!

Van Basten did not change the team's tactics in the following time, and the Magpies, under the command of still crazy Li, relentlessly played the game that made the Ajax players want to die. Defensive counterattack...

finally……

"Push-push-push..."

Referee Martin Atkinson blew two short and one long whistles to end the game.

Before the game, it looked like it would be very difficult for Newcastle to come back in the first round of the UEFA Cup. After 90 minutes of fierce battle, the Magpies, under the miraculous command of their commander, Madman Li, finally managed to win without any danger. A great reversal was achieved...

Newcastle has entered the next knockout round!

St. James, after a month, has regained its glory in the most powerful way, with dazzling glory...

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"Two 'parallel importers' decided the game! 》

The huge news headline that The Times couldn't wait to print on the front page of its website after the game almost represented the entire European continent's views on the St. James League Cup knockout match...

A crazy performance with one pass and three shots, and a bloody header to score...

On this night, what decided the course and outcome of the game was that in the previous month, no, it should be in the previous two or three years, two people had been put into the 'parallel import coffin' by the media and fans, and they were just short of each other. The last nail in the coffin is to buy the 'two major parallel imports' in the long history...

So legendary, so dramatic, so incredible...

I am afraid that before the game, even the most imaginative screenwriter would never have guessed that this battle would end in such a magical process and game!

Before the game, people thought that Newcastle would advance. After all, the coach of this team is Crazy Lee. However, in the imagination of almost everyone around the world, the hero of the goal should be Irving, Crespo, and Juan- Mata, yes... it could even be centre-back Steven Taylor or full-back Marcelo, but no one dares to imagine that it will be the 'old' Shevchenko or the devastated Senderos... …

In the original imagination of the fans and the media, Shevchenko and Senderos, these two "brothers in trouble", would have been worthy of Crazy Lee and Newcastle people thanking God if they did not hold back the Magpies!

Knowing this, suddenly, when recalling the previous match against West Bromwich Albion, the media and fans began to have a new understanding of the two "parallel imports"——

England's "Financial Times", which had previously clamored that Crazy Lee had made "mistakes that even a kindergarten child would not make" during the winter transfer period, admitted their mistake less than an hour after the game: "It turns out that we made a serious mistake, and we must admit: Andrei Shevchenko and Felipe Senderos are both top players, and they proved it with their super performance [ God on the sidelines of the football field]’s eye for signings..."

The "Observer", which has always stood by Newcastle in the public opinion, beamed: "Five slaps, loud slaps!! Now, who dares to say that they are parallel imports? Shevchenko and Senderos, in the transfer The market saved Newcastle at least 20 million euros, and on the playing field, it brought immeasurable more..."

Even "The Sun" reporter Bruce Barbara, who had an undying feud with Madman Lee over the 'virginity' issue, had to cut off her stubborn and beautiful head after this battle, and wrote angrily in her personal column Admits 'Senderos and Shevchenko delivered victory for Newcastle...'

Obviously, it is easier for fans to be excited when a long-established star shines again after a fall than when a super star suddenly appears. Because, after all, famous football stars have carried the most sincere and crazy feelings of fans for a period of time. Nostalgia is the most likely psychological behavior of the human race...

As a result, reports about Shevchenko and Senderos were everywhere in the European football world——

"The craziest hat trick, a nuclear warhead finds its long-lost launcher"

"St. James's Night, the world's most terrifying nuclear bomb blasted Ajax"

"Shevchenko, the Return of the King of Peak Killers"

"One pass and three shots, parallel imports dominated St. James' night in the past"

"Van Basten: Shevchenko is still the top striker in the world"

"Senderos tells you how a man should fight"

"Honor is forged with blood, and the sky is forever clear"

"..."

The whole world seems to be getting to know Shevchenko and Senderos again. Some smart reporters have turned their attention to the famous coaches who have worked with the two "parallel imports"——

Ancelotti looked confused: "They are all top players and they did not show their full strength in AC Milan. I feel very sorry for this...

Mourinho looked disdainful: "Shevchenko played very well in Newcastle? There is nothing strange about this. It just means that he is more suitable for Crazy Li's tactics... However, I am willing to admit that he is a A great player... As for Crazy Lee, I have nothing to say..."

Professor Wenger looked regretful: "Felipe has regained his former peak form in Newcastle, which is very exciting...At the same time, I am very sorry for everything he has experienced at Arsenal. As long as he is willing, He can return to the Emirates Stadium at any time..."

Of course, in addition to the strong rise of the two major 'parallel imports', another thing has also aroused great interest from the media and fans -

Within 30 seconds of the first and second half, Spanish [Angel Wings] Juan Mata easily eliminated three central defenders with two corner kicks. Is this, as Dutch commentator Nigel van Buron said, Is it a deliberate tactical arrangement by Crazy Li?

If it is really a tactical arrangement, then this trick is so effective, cumbersome and terrifying!

You must know that the reason why Newcastle was able to score those two crucial goals in the second half was precisely because Ajax's temporary center back Eriksen made consecutive low-level mistakes. The first ball was behind Eriksson, whose waist was low, did not take off in time, allowing Senderos, whose head was wrapped in gauze, to score easily without interference. The second one was because he was so strong that he did not withstand the 32-year-old in the aerial battle. Shevchenko was successfully lobbed by a nuclear warhead...

If there had been a genuine central defender in the Ajax central defender position at that time, instead of a "temporary" midfielder, perhaps Newcastle would not have been able to score at all and would have been eliminated...

Unfortunately, reporters did not get any valuable information from the mouths of many parties involved.

According to the announcements on the official websites of both clubs shortly after the game, fans can only know: Ajax center backs Oleg and Van der Wiel both suffered minor concussions and were out for a month, while Newcastle's [Little Superman] Steven Taylor, on the other hand, was also sidelined for a month due to a fractured brow bone and a slight concussion...

The stories about these two corner kicks are gradually being spread more and more, becoming more and more amazing...

Juan Mata was very reluctant and aggrieved to get the second nickname in his career after "Angel Wings" - the center back killer, and Li Tongfan, the mysterious man shrouded in the mysterious fog, It gets heavier and heavier...

In addition, fans and media want to follow the gossip relentlessly to the end!

They found another gimmick-

After comparing Shevchenko and Senderos' lackluster performances at AC Milan with their stunning performances at Newcastle, people began to wonder how Crazy Lee could make these two well-known parallel imports burst into the energy they deserve. More interested!

From Ronaldo to Beckham, from Michael Owen to Alan Smith, to Juan Mata, to today's Senderos and Shevchenko, it seems that Crazy Lee has an incredible magical power in his hands. Players who have almost been judged to be degenerate by the whole world, under the command of Madman Li, can easily burst out with energy even more terrifying than at their peak in the past. What is the secret of this?

Some people say that Crazy Li can give more trust to the players, because this Chinese never has to worry about the team's record, so only he can make an exception to give these former superstars more opportunities and help them pass the game. Get back to your peak state...

Some people say that Crazy Li's data analysis ability is the 'golden key' for former superstars to regain their form, because every player who joins Newcastle will receive a targeted training plan personally formulated by Crazy Li, based on the most scientific and reasonable probability analysis. , Crazy Li can solve all problems with data...

Some people say that Crazy Li is a brilliant master of psychology. He can inspire the morale of any player with just a few words. Whether you are an unknown boy who is just starting out or an old soldier who has been on the battlefield for a long time, as long as the Chinese is willing, he can It can make your blood boil in the shortest time...

Some people also say that the reason why Crazy Li is invincible and can 100% help those players who are in trouble to have a second life is because Crazy Li is only a young man in his twenties. As a peer of the players, he is better able to understand the psychology of the players than those uncles who are often in their 40s, 50s, 50s and 60s. He is more able to get along with the players, and it is easier for the players to accept his views, and it is easier for them to accept his views. Able to accept players' blows...

Someone else said...

In short, there are different opinions.

The story about Madman Li, after one miracle after another happened, gradually turned into a legend and romance, and gradually became synonymous with mystery...

However, this does not prevent thousands of fans from becoming Crazy Lee's most loyal fans every day, even fans from rival clubs. Although they sometimes hate him, more often, they are also treated like this. Impressed by a talented head coach...

The game is over.

The storm has just arrived...

At this time, 'Legend Brother' Li Tongfan returned to Brussels, Belgium, because Li Ying had finished his hospitalization and was ready to be discharged...

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"...Dad, let me see, you and my mother should not be in a hurry to return to China. Come with me to Newcastle first. The climate there is better than that of Gansu in China. It is just suitable for you to recuperate and be quieter, so that you don't have to worry about those things when you return to China. Relatives, leaders, reporters, etc., all swarm over to disturb you..."

At this moment, Li Tongfan felt that convincing his father to go to England was more difficult than motivating the Hammers to reverse a 0:3 deficit...

In the end, it was the 'prospective daughter-in-law' Wang Qinghe who spoke, and Li Ying and He Feng agreed to go to Newcastle to recuperate.

The sultry man sadly discovered that although he had not yet entered the country, Wang Qinghe was actually more favored than he was in front of the two old people...

Before leaving Brussels, Li Tongfan did one more thing -

That night, Li Tongfan held a dinner in his own name at the Grand Hotel in the center of Brussels, and invited the relevant personnel from Green George Hospital who had made great efforts in the treatment of Li Ying's condition to express his gratitude!

Chelsea owner Abramovich also appeared at the dinner.

Although many people from all walks of life came to attend the banquet, and news about Chelsea pursuing Crazy Lee also appeared from time to time, no one had any other ideas because of Abramovich's arrival...

After all, Crazy Li is now not just an ordinary club head coach, but a club owner who owns 51% of Newcastle's shares. If he leaves his own club to run poorly and instead coaches a rival team, then It was the donkey that kicked me in the head...

In addition to Abramovich, another thing that caught the attention of the attendees was a very familiar Asian face.

From the beginning to the end of the banquet, this dark-faced, tall, muscular, and majestic Asian had maintained a very close relationship with Crazy Li. He followed closely beside Crazy Li. The two seemed to be old friends for many years... …

This scene aroused great interest from reporters!

Because before this, people had never seen this person next to Crazy Li. Who is this Asian who has never been seen before? Could it be Newcastle's latest signing? Or the latest member of management to join Newcastle? Or Crazy Lee’s gay boyfriend?

The fire of gossip is burning brightly in the Brussels night!

However, until after the dinner, the secret was still not revealed!

After the dinner, Crazy Li had left Belgium with his family and flew to England.

The reporters divided into two groups, continuing to follow and report on Madman Li's journey, and dig out the origins of the mysterious Asian...

One day later, the reporters finally figured out the true identity of the Asian man. However, at the moment the secret was revealed, everyone felt that maybe they had been tricked by Crazy Li again...

Because that mysterious guy turned out to be just Guo Liang, the boss of a little-known nursing company called 'Angel Wings' in LZ City, GS Province, China. He was neither a player nor Newcastle's new manager as people had previously speculated. , the reason why he is qualified to appear at the dinner in Brussels is because Crazy Li’s father was cared for free by this nursing company when he was seriously ill...

However, after its appearance at the dinner that day and the hype from the Chinese and foreign media, this nursing company called 'Angel Wings' suddenly became a well-known boutique company. Its fame has skyrocketed to a much higher level than before. CCTV broadcasts an hour of commercials continuously during prime time at 8 o'clock every night...

For a time, many celebrities and dignitaries in China, whether sick or not, were proud to hire caregivers from the 'Angel Wings' nursing company, and this young boss named Guo Liang, because he showed in this incident His superhuman business wisdom has become the idol that many young bosses who work hard in the business world look up to...

Of course, the most impressive thing is Crazy Li’s continued popularity.

In just three years, this laid-off worker has built himself into the undisputed number one idol in China. I wonder what the boss of the company who fired Crazy Li feels now...

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After returning to Newcastle, Li Tongfan's life basically returned to the fulfilling and busy days before. The only difference was that his father, mother and soon-to-be daughter-in-law all came to the seaside villa in the east of Newcastle. , no longer empty, but full of laughter and laughter...

Li Ying recovered very well after undergoing partial gastrectomy surgery.

Wang Qinghe, the First Lady of Newcastle, who originally planned to enter the entertainment industry, temporarily decided to postpone her entry into entertainment indefinitely, considering that she would need a lot of time to take care of her two "quasi-in-laws" who do not know foreign languages. The plan of the circle, the anxious 'hot girl' Victoria jumped...

The Newcastle Magpies, whose morale was high, continued to face opponents from all fronts in the following time——

February 25th.

Newcastle went to Villa Park to challenge Martin O'Neill's team Aston Villa. The biggest highlight of the game was undoubtedly the performance of Irish goalkeeper Shay Given against his old club!

This is the first time in ten years that Shay Given has participated in a game as an enemy of Newcastle. In the pre-match press conference, Given appeared in the press conference hall with head coach Martin O'Neill and looked very calm. …

"I wish Newcastle good luck, but I will give my all in the game for Aston Villa..."

In fact, Ji Wen fulfilled what he said——

In the next 90 minutes of the game, the Irish goalkeeper almost single-handedly helped Asnaton Villa win a draw. He made two incredible saves against Newcastle in the 24th and 67th minutes of the game. penalty kick, and saved Villa's goal with several Banks-like saves...

Familiar with the technical movements of his former teammates, Given is able to judge the shooting direction of Newcastle's forwards and midfielders most of the time, and move in advance to solve the danger...

However, facing a cold shot from outside the penalty area by [Nuclear Warhead] Shevchenko, who had not been in contact for a long time, Given finally failed to interpret the myth to the end...

Newcastle relied on another explosion of nuclear bombs to score 3 points with a 1:0 victory, while Asnaton Villa found a goalkeeper they can truly rely on.

In the official score of the Football Association after the game, Given scored 9 points to beat the Magpies' lore hero Nuclear Warhead. Won the title of best player of the match...

"Given's quality has always been world-class, in fact I hope he can stay at Newcastle, but... I can only say that Aston Villa are lucky, they have got a top goalkeeper. I wish Given the best for his career A brighter career!"

This is Crazy Lee's evaluation of Given in the post-match press conference. It is also the first time Crazy Lee has made such a high evaluation of a player who left Newcastle.

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February 28th.

The fourth round of the English FA Cup begins, Newcastle challenges the 'violent' Blackburn away away!

This time the ‘violent book’ finally showed his true colors——

The game has been spent with yellow cards and red cards, and "Newcastle's number one hunk" Alan Smith, who is 'good' at fighting injustices for his teammates, once again stole the show. In the 64th minute of the game, this man saw Owen being hit by the opponent. After Steven Reed was sent off the court for a flagrant foul, he couldn't bear it anymore and once again punched his hard fist...

A few seconds later, without any suspense, Smith and the opponent's foul player Steven Reid were both sent off with red cards...

Ninety minutes later, two Blackburn players received red cards, and eight players on each side received yellow cards...

Although the game was intermittent, the score was still a big score of 'Crazy Li Style'——

4:0!

Those who contributed to the Magpies were Owen, Shevchenko, Mata and Arshavin.

It is worth mentioning that this is Shevchenko's fourth consecutive game with a goal record, and the Ukrainian nuclear bomb is in extremely hot condition...

Newcastle successfully advanced to the fifth round of the FA Cup!

After the game, when reporters asked him about Alan Smith's red card, Madman Li scolded with an angry look: "Smith is so stupid..."

"Haha, finally started scolding!"

Reporters are happily waiting to use Madman Lee’s wrath against his ‘favorite’ Alan Smith to create some news about ‘Newcastle generals are at odds’…

However, what Crazy Li said next made them all faint with a bang and roll their eyes...

Just listen to Crazy Li say angrily: "Alan, a super idiot, even if he is angry again, he shouldn't be stupid enough to punch his opponent directly. That will definitely get a red card. He should pretend to tackle or commit a foul or something like that." , so even if you tackle the opponent's leg, you won't necessarily get a red card..."

Because of this sentence, Li Tongfan received a fine from the Football Association three days later. The fine of 50,000 euros and a serious warning was the price that Li Tongfan paid for his big mouth!

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February 29th.

The second round matchup of the UEFA Cup was announced, and Newcastle drew a lower draw——

Serie A veteran giant Juventus!

As soon as the matchup table was announced, it immediately caused lamentation in Italy. The Bianconeri finally saw the hope of revival and were about to create a new dynasty starting from the UEFA Cup championship trophy, but...

If you meet Crazy Li, you can only wish for good luck!

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Two days later, on March 2, Newcastle will usher in the most important game of the season so far, because this game will determine whether the Magpies can win the first championship trophy of the 2008-09 season as they wish, that is ——

English League Cup final!

Newcastle will compete with Benitez's Red Army Liverpool at Wembley Stadium at 16:00 on March 2. This game has attracted the attention of the world because it is Newcastle's revenge battle!

Because it was Benitez's Liverpool who ended Newcastle's winning streak this season a month ago!

Not only that, after taking advantage of Crazy Lee's absence from St. James's vacation to end Newcastle's winning streak, the Spanish fat man actually claimed without any shame that even if Crazy Lee was here, Liverpool would achieve that result...

Newcastle fans hate Benítez so much that it is hard to describe it in words, and Benítez obviously has no good impression of Newcastle, because it was that game that gave him the dirty name of a "useless thief" after the game...

"I will defeat Madman Lee head-on at Wembley Stadium on the 2nd!"

The Spaniard made a bold statement through Liverpool's official website.

He has the confidence to do so, because the Reds have been unbeaten in 9 consecutive games, and the performances of top striker [Holy Child] Fernando Torres and [Team Soul] Steven Gerrard are unparalleled, and he himself is a famous "cup expert" in international football!

On March 2, Wembley Stadium, a decisive battle!

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However, the battle at Wembley Stadium will have to wait until it is over, because before this game, there will be another game that attracts the attention of fans all over the world, that is, the famous Serie A Milan City Derby!

AC Milan and Inter Milan!

Ancelotti and Mourinho!

Of course, there is another highlight related to Crazy Lee, that is, Crazy Lee's "traitor" Mamadou Sakho and "favorite" Nicolas Gigi will face off in this game!

After Sakho transferred to Inter Milan, he quickly became famous for his header that broke Buffon's goal, and was deeply appreciated by Mourinho, while Nicolas Gigi won a position in San Siro with a hat trick that turned the tide within 28 minutes...

In the subsequent series of games, the two maintained their previous outstanding performances. People have reason to believe that in the derby that will be added, both will get a chance to play!

The media regarded the outcome of the duel between Sakho and Gigi as a test of the right and wrong of Crazy Lee's "Sakho incident" in the winter transfer market! ——

On the last day of 2010, I fell again on the way back. Fortunately, Daozi's handsome face was fine and the motorcycle was not broken. I hope to get rid of the bad luck of the past year and usher in good luck in the new year!

Brothers and sisters, Happy New Year's Day!

Finally, the new work "Air Domination" by the ultimate basketball god BOSS Fei is now available. Brothers who like basketball competition can go and have a look!

Finally, the title and chapter numbers of the past two pictures are a bit wrong, and I will correct them later.