Football Modifier

Amid the all-night attention of countless Newcastle and Madman Lee fans around the world, and the day and night curses of countless Atletico Madrid fans, and the secret joy of the four head coaches who will face Newcastle in the Premier League, Newcastle officially announced Madman Lee's injury——

"... We regret to inform all friends who care about and pay attention to Li that Li was bitten by his own dog and is receiving further treatment in the hospital. The specific injury is not yet determined. As for whether he will miss the next game against Atletico Madrid, please pay attention to the club's official website at any time. We will announce it to all fans as soon as it is confirmed!"

This notice on the Newcastle Club's official website immediately made countless people fall in front of the computer screen with a bang. Is this a fucking notice?

A lot of chattering and rambling did not explain anything at all. Is Madman Lee TMD dead or alive, and will it affect the next game... These are the issues that everyone cares about most, and the notice did not reveal any information!

People were wondering, if it weren't for Crazy Li still lying in the hospital in a half-dead state, almost everyone would think that this notice was written by Crazy Li himself, otherwise, how could there be a hint of lewdness and vulgarity between the lines?

Eyes, continue to focus on Newcastle City Central Hospital!

Countless Newcastle fans wearing black and white sword-striped shirts appeared at the hospital entrance, holding banners of prayer and support to cheer for their idols in their hearts. Countless journalists carrying cameras and holding microphones surrounded the exits of various passages in front, behind, left and right of the hospital, fearing that Crazy Li, who was as cunning as if he was covered with Vaseline, would quietly slip away in some way when they were not paying attention...

It is said that now some newspapers and magazines have offered a sky-high price, offering a reward for a photo of Crazy Li lying on the hospital bed, and it doesn't even need to be professionally taken, blurry ones are fine...

This has led to more and more people gathering at the city center hospital. Even the cleaners in the hospital have set their phones to film, ready to be the lucky ones who can capture the crazy Li Qiutai and get the sky-high reward...

At 2 pm, the much-anticipated moment finally came -

A 'mummy' accompanied by hospital nurses and Newcastle officials appeared at the door of the hospital, waving to the fans and the media. The crowd was quiet for a moment, and then suddenly it was like a huge whirlpool on the calm sea surface, and began to go crazy...

"It's Crazy Li!!" someone shouted.

"Why is he tangled like this? Wasn't he just bitten on the arm?" someone asked.

"Could he have contracted rabies after being bitten by a dog?" someone speculated.

"Idiot, why would rabies wrap itself up like a mummy? Just find some tape to wrap its mouth..." someone expressed contempt.

The crazy crowd wanted to rush in, but with the help of hospital staff and Newcastle official security guards, Crazy Li, who was wrapped in white bandages with only his eyes, mouth and nose, tremblingly got on the business car, then refused the interviews of reporters and walked away... Some reporters carried cameras to record this scene, and some people even broadcast live at the entrance of the hospital. After the business car finally disappeared from people's sight, everyone covered their mobile phones and cameras and scattered. They just took pictures of Crazy Li wrapped like a white dumpling. The same photo, everyone wanted to get ahead of others and go to the magazine media that issued the reward to claim the reward...

In less than 30 seconds, the entrance of the city center hospital, which was originally crowded, became deserted, with only a pile of slogans and flags thrown on the ground with footprints all over the place. Even the cleaners of the hospital were nowhere to be found...

"Could it be that Crazy Li is really about to die of his injuries?"

The old Mexican coach Aguirre looked at the photo of Crazy Li wrapped like a mummy when he was discharged from the hospital on the front page of Marca, and couldn't help but raise a wave of questions in his heart.

Everything that was happening in Newcastle, England, looked like a farce. It was simply not playing by the rules. Aguirre even felt like he was watching a fake drama performance with flaws everywhere. However, the strong mystery in the Mexican uncle's heart became more and more intense...

Aguirre's intuition told him that Crazy Lee must be playing some tricks again, but he couldn't see his opponent's purpose clearly...

There are still three days before the second round of the UEFA Cup semi-finals. Although the team had an advantage of 3 away goals in the first round, in Aguirre's view, Atletico Madrid's final qualification was not as bright as many Spanish media said. If they want to defeat an opponent like Crazy Lee, even if they win an away game, Eastern Europe is not safe, let alone just three away goals...

"...We must find a tactical strategy that can guarantee the team's victory at the Calderon Stadium as soon as possible!"

Aguirre threw away the newspaper in his hand, rubbed his temple and fell into thought.

…

“What? My photo is actually so valuable?”

Inside the business car, Li Tongfan removed the bandages wrapped around himself with a look of regret on his face: “Alan, why didn’t you tell me earlier? If this is the case, I can take a photo of myself, maybe I can make some money…”

Hearing this, the people in the car looked at Li Tongfan with extremely contemptuous expressions. Assistant coach Alan Shearer had black lines on his face: "The whole world knows that a photo of your injury is worth 10,000 pounds, but you are just busy pretending." I don’t know…”

Hearing this, the sultry man sighed with infinite regret: What a pity, 10,000 pounds!

The people in the car couldn't stand the guy who was known as the 100 million pound coach. He sighed for a mere 10,000 pounds, foamed at the mouth and passed out. In the end, even the driver probably couldn't stand it anymore. He was holding the steering wheel. My hands couldn't help but tremble a few times. As the S-type commercial vehicle swerved in this direction, a group of people came back to life tremblingly...

"By the way, how is [Bear] doing now?"

Li Tongfan suddenly remembered the black Scottish shepherd dog [Bear] that bit him.

This big dog was a gift given to him by Wang Qinghe. Although it is a little ugly and a little fierce in appearance, its temperament is actually quite docile, and it has also behaved very smart in the past period of time. It is not like that. A mad dog that bites people whenever it sees someone, Li Tongfan still hasn't figured out why [the bear] bit the bald man like crazy?

"[Bear] was admitted to a pet hospital for examination. The good news is that he did not write down the rabies vaccine, so you don't have to worry about getting rabies..."

When Hiller said this, he deliberately looked at Li Tongfan's bitten right arm, which only made Old Li feel hairy in his heart. Then he continued: "The bad news is that [Bear] will continue to be observed and diagnosed for a while. If it is judged that it really has a latent tendency to violence, then the only way to eliminate such a large and ferocious dog is to destroy it!”

Lao Li is silent.

Although it had only been a few days, the sultry man had already developed feelings for [Xiong]. To be honest, Lao Li really didn't want [Xiong] to disappear from his life just like that.

Alan Shearer continued to smile and said: "However, according to the news from the police, maybe this time things are not as bad as we thought. [The bear] bites an unexpected harvest... …”

Li Tongfan's eyes lit up: "What unexpected gain? Tell me about it!"

…

…

In the next day, major European newspapers and media published photos of Crazy Li being discharged from the hospital, wrapped in white bandages like a mummy coming out of a pyramid. Since Newcastle’s official website and the hospital have not made any specific announcement about Crazy Li’s listing, After the explanation, people have never stopped speculating on Crazy Li’s injury——

"The Sun": "Crazy Li was bitten by a [bear] carrying rabies vaccine. There is a possibility of contracting rabies. A generation of legendary coaches may retire..."

"The Observer": "It's just a scratch on the skin of his arm. Crazy Lee's injury is not as serious as people think. Two days later, Crazy Lee will undoubtedly appear on the command bench at the Calderon Stadium..." "

The Times: “Vicious dog bites owner, Madman Lee is the world’s unluckiest pet owner…

"Daily Express": "Sacrificing himself to save others, Madman Li's spirit is touching..."

…

Just like this, amid the storm of public opinion flying in the sky, the Newcastle team embarked on a journey to Spain to challenge Atletico Madrid away from home!

According to Newcastle's official statement, Li, who has just been discharged from the hospital, will not immediately go to Atletico Madrid with the first team, but will only go to the Calderon Stadium after receiving follow-up treatment and if he can get permission. Game director...

This news poured cold water on the hearts of countless fans who were looking forward to the Magpies defeating Newcastle on the road. The odds of major sports betting companies in Europe also quickly made adjustments, and Newcastle's position plummeted. …

However, some people don't seem optimistic -

"... No matter whether Crazy Li can finally come here or not, we must prepare for the war with all our strength and not relax at all... You guys, just treat the matter of Crazy Li being bitten by a dog as just a smoke bomb, and use 110,000 times more force. Come to this game with spirit!”

Mexico's veteran coach Aguirre gave the death order during the training of Atletico Madrid's first team because he had a clear feeling: Crazy Li will definitely appear in the opponent's command seat, definitely! !

…

Wang Qinghe carefully followed the instructions and changed the dressing on Li Tongfan's arm.

"It hurts, it hurts..."

The sultry man had a slutty look on his face, grinning in a pretentious manner, enjoying the care of the beauty while boringly pressing the TV remote control.

In fact, the injury suffered by Lao Li was not serious. Facts have proved that [Xiong] is really a very spiritual shepherd dog. At that critical moment, [Xiong] recognized that the thing stuffed into his mouth was his master's. The arm, showing mercy at the critical moment, only made four small holes under the influence of inertia...

Otherwise, if [Bear] bites him mercilessly, Lao Li will have to say BYEBYE to his arm!

The bald man from England was a role model. After Lao Li was bitten and frightened to death, the bald man from England wanted to run away when the situation was bad, but who knew that he could not escape the [Bear]'s vicious kiss in the end. A muscle on his calf Torn apart, falling aside...

And the reason why the sultry man pretended to be desperate was to see the concern and love that was almost overflowing in Wang Qinghe's clear eyes!

That expression touched the softest part of Li Tongfan's heart, making him feel that all the suffering he had endured for the woman in front of him in the past 8 years was worth it. It also made him feel that even if the Hummer GO-BOOK notebook could not be found in three days and he was really wiped out by the insidious FM2009 system, even so, his life would be happy and perfect!

After changing the medicine, Wang Qinghe sat on the sofa, leaning softly on Li Tongfan, without saying a word. The whole room was filled with a smell called happiness...

Li Tongfan used the arm that had just changed the medicine to hold Wang Qinghe's soft and slender waist, and held the remote control in the other hand, randomly switching the TV channels. The two were surprised to find that on TV, 40 to 50% of the programs were related to the incident of Madman Li being bitten by a dog...

When the Newcastle City Entertainment Channel was switched, a big beautiful woman with blond hair and blue eyes appeared on the screen--

"...We did a very interesting survey. The most watched task in England recently does not seem to be coming to an end. The Prime Minister Blair in office, nor the global financial crisis that is erupting, but the story of a Chinese and his dog... However, what surprised us is that among all the answers given by the 10,000 English fans who participated in this questionnaire survey, what they most want to see again is the black Scottish shepherd dog called HERO. The public support rate of this famous dog is as high as 67%, followed by Crazy Li, whose support rate is almost half less than HERO! "

"Shit!!!"

Li Tongfan was so angry at such a conclusion that he didn't expect to be robbed of his limelight by [Bear]. In the hearts of fans, is he not even as good as a dog?

Mensao changed the channel with a dark face.

Wang Qinghe was laughing so hard that her two shallow dimples and pointed canine teeth were exposed. Li Tongfan took advantage of the girl's laughter and couldn't get dressed, and leaned over to kiss her 'hard' with a pout...

At this beautiful moment...

"...Why do I have to pay for my phone bill when I'm so handsome, but you're so ugly that you actually want to call me?"

A childish voice sounded.

It was Li Tongfan's phone that rang without any consideration. Old Li answered the phone angrily, said a few words, and his expression became serious. He put on his coat and said, "Officer Johnny has something to talk to me about. I'm going out for a while..."

Wang Qinghe jumped up: "I'm going too, wait for me!"

...

...

Spain.

Madrid Region.

Calvéron Stadium.

The weather was getting a little warmer as it was approaching May. Today is another rare good weather in the past ten days. There is no wind in the air. The sun shines on the Calderon Stadium for almost the whole day, just like a sunken solar panel, absorbing huge heat, making the entire fan base, like a volcano ready to erupt, full of enthusiasm...

The Calderon Stadium stands, which can accommodate 63,241 people after the expansion, were already full one hour before the game started. More than 50,000 Atletico Madrid fans, more than 10,000 Newcastle fans, and 300 More than 0 neutral fans, each with their own distinct camps, occupied large stands of the stadium, holding up banners, singing songs, supporting the team and players they supported...

When the game was about to start, Newcastle officials still did not give a clear answer as to whether Crazy Lee would appear in the game, so the fans in the stands did not know whether the black magical figure would appear in their sight on time...

However, the banners and flags that were as gorgeous as the azaleas blooming all over the mountains and fields showed the expectations of the magpie fans for the head coach!

It is worth mentioning that not all those who raised flags to support Crazy Lee were Newcastle fans. In the Madrid region, there is another team that has never given up the memory and gratitude for Crazy Lee. It is world-renowned and has witnessed Crazy Lee's growth from an unknown to a super head coach known to everyone in the world of football. Its name is Real Madrid!

Everyone says that the Galacticos are a team that is good at forgetting. In the star-studded Bernabeu, it is always the newcomers who laugh and the old ones who forget. Even if you are a superstar like Zidane or Ronaldo, you will be quickly forgotten here after bidding farewell to Real Madrid...

However, the fans of the Galacticos have never forgotten Crazy Lee, a head coach who only coached in the Bernabeu for a short year. The Madrid fans who came to the bronze statue in downtown Madrid to give flowers have never disappeared...

Do Real Madrid fans miss Crazy Lee, even to the point of obsession? "Marca" once conducted such a fan survey, and the result was that as long as Crazy Lee is willing to return to Real Madrid, the fans support the club to immediately fire the current head coach Schuster...

Therefore, today, in addition to the fans from both sides of the war, there were also many Real Madrid fans who came to the Calderon Stadium. They held a huge "We will always support you" banner spread out in the stands. Come cheer for the legendary heroes of yesteryear!

Soon, the sun's rays finally gradually disappeared on the green lawn of the stadium. Amidst huge cheers, the on-duty referee Chris Pat from Germany led the assistant coach out of the player tunnel!

Behind the referees, the captains of the two teams led their teammates out with their pink and cute little ball boys in hand...

As every Atletico Madrid player walked out of the tunnel, the cheers from the home team fans instantly blocked everything. The Newcastle people were in no mood to compete with their opponents. Their hearts were beating violently, and their realization was tight every second. Staring closely at the exit of the narrow player tunnel...

It seems like a century, but it also seems like a blink of an eye!

Newcastle fans and Real Madrid fans are waiting for a miracle to happen!

Finally, when all the players came out, and when Atletico Madrid's head coach Javier Aguirre also came out, everyone's hearts beat at the most intense level. Will they come? Will he come?

One second...

Two seconds...

Ten seconds...

Fifteen seconds later, the staff was already preparing to push the retractable door back, and the people who were full of expectations were about to sigh in disappointment. At this moment...

An arm wrapped in a white bandage stretched out from the players' tunnel, and then, the familiar figure that countless people remembered forever walked out of the tunnel with arrogant steps and probed...

Everyone laughed!

This is how the familiar Crazy Lee appears!

he came! !

The Calderon Stadium instantly erupted into an unstoppable cheer. The volume produced by more than 13,000 people easily suppressed their opponents who had five times the number of them. The sound was like a tangible thing, soaring high into the sky...

The hearts of the Atletico Madrid players shrank severely!

…

"force--"

The referee Chris Pat blew the whistle to start the game!

Newcastle, the visiting team wearing purple uniforms, took the lead to kick off. Ronaldo knocked the football to Shevchenko beside him, and [Nuclear Warhead] continued to pass the ball...

Newcastle did not show its previous aggressive offensive momentum. The football was passed to the feet of goalkeeper [Spider-Man] Hugo Lloris after more than ten seconds. The other players were all running hard...

Atletico Madrid players all rushed forward!

After Lloris let the football stay at his feet for a short time, he made a short pass and handed the football to the feet of left back Gareth Bale. Newcastle began to slowly stop the attack...

This scene was clearly seen by Mexican coach Aguirre standing on the sidelines.

"...Not in a hurry to attack? Is it because we are on the road, so we want to adopt a more secure strategy? In this case..."

Thinking of this, Aguirre made tactical gestures on the sidelines.

He asked Atletico Madrid's players not to press too hard on offense, but to stabilize first and look at Newcastle's tactical intentions. Aguirre always felt that Newcastle's performance was digging an insidious trap!

The only thing that made him feel at ease was that Crazy Li actually appeared in front of the command line as he expected. Aguirre was glad that he was not fooled by Crazy Li's words of never returning!

…

On the field.

The football soon came to the feet of [Angel Wings] Juan Mata. The Spanish midfielder finally started his game after nearly a month and showed good form——

He used his skillful personal skills on the wing, passed through the ball with his feet and moved out of the way with a fake move like a butterfly, and succeeded in overcoming the Atletico Madrid full-back!

Unfortunately, Mata's final cross was due to a slight lack of height and was headed over the bottom line by Heitinga, the center back of the Sheets Army...

Corner kick!

At this time, Madman Li, who had been sitting on the command seat with his right arm wrapped in a white bandage, finally stood up. He slowly came to the sidelines and looked at the disciples starting to take positions in the penalty area, with a proud smile on his face!

——

I still want to thank my brothers and sisters for their unwavering support during this difficult month!

Knife sincerely thanks you!

Thanks! !