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Many years have passed, and the old Newcastle fans, who have lost their white temples and teeth, still remember the scene that happened at the Emirates Stadium in 2009 when May was approaching -

Eighty minutes into the game, Madman Li and his Magpie Corps had firmly grasped their fate in their own hands. The cheers from the stands never stopped. In this battle that even shook the earth, Amid the shouts of the crowd, the game moves towards the finish line step by step...

The score of 4:1 has caused the opponent Arsenal to lose the fighting spirit to resist. It is a cruel thing for the competitors to step on their own territory and ascend to the throne of everyone's attention. However, they are powerless. …

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The game whistle is like a penalty coming from heaven, just and cruel!

Some people burst into tears because of this, and some people burst into tears because of this. The difference is that the former is because of uncontrollable sadness, while the latter is because of the huge happiness that is almost unbearable...

No matter how strict the discipline and rules are, the billboards that adults can flip through with a slight lift of their legs can no longer stop the crazy Newcastle fans. The black and white torrent is like a river bursting from the stands. Released...

The players who won the historic honor were chased crazily, with wine, cheers, kisses, and hugs... No matter how many times you listen to "We Are the Champions" or sing it, it still seems solemn and sacred at this moment, and only These few lyrics and melody are the ones that can most accurately express the voices of Newcastle fans in the world at this moment!

The newly built magnificent Emirates Stadium ushered in the birth of its first championship. Crazy fans are destroying it crazily. Fans who did not grab the players' jerseys, sneakers or shin guards turned their attention to the lawn here. , net, billboard, when they left, some people carried a piece of muddy lawn that had been trampled in their pockets, some held the cut net tightly, and some looked at half a billboard on their shoulders...

The two hundred order maintenance personnel organized by the Football Association were unable to stop the fans from celebrating almost wildly. Their efforts were like the sand castles built by urchins on the beach at sunset. After the tide came in, when the tide came in, in an instant, Disappeared without a trace!

Tide, tide, boiling black and white tide everywhere!

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Newcastle dressing room.

When Alan Shearer, who had messy hair and was stripped off by the fans except for a pair of pure white cotton underwear with elephants printed on it, fled in in a panic, his teeth fell to the floor in surprise. Li Tongfan was standing there Inside, he was leisurely spraying perfume on himself in front of the mirror, unscathed...

"Li, how did you..."

Before Shearer finished speaking, Li Tongfan burst out laughing. The bottle of luxury perfume prepared for the championship was sprayed onto the mirror in the dressing room in his hand, because Shearer's muscular upper body was actually of different sizes. I was dissatisfied with more than 20 bright red lip prints, which must have been taken advantage of by some crazy female fans...

Li Tongfan rolled his eyes, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and began to record this wonderful "historical data" despite the righteous protests of the assistant coach.

The sultry man was proud of himself while filming: Fortunately, I had already experienced such a crazy scene at the Pizjuan Stadium. Seeing that the situation was not going well, I ran away quickly...

Before Shearer could change his clothes, there was a rumble, and the Hammers who had been stripped naked rushed in as if they were fleeing. The substitutes did not avoid the vicious hands of the fans...

Ronaldo cried with shock on his face: "Damn it, these fans started too fast. Before the referee blew the whistle, I was ready to run away. Who knew that as soon as I ran to the player's tunnel, they were killed again? I was brought back to the scene, what a nightmare, I was forcefully kissed by an old woman in her seventies..."

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Newcastle's 4:1 victory made the Argentinian striker's hard-working goal in the 89th minute of the Old Trafford game seem meaningless. A 2:1 victory was more like a victory for Ferguson and Manchester United in this game. The consolation prize for a season of unrelenting hard work!

Newcastle, which won the championship two rounds in advance, became the new favorite of England. The city government fulfilled its previous promise and held a massive championship celebration in the city center square. More than 400,000 fans participated in this celebration, which is the best in the Premier League in history. The largest number of people attended the celebration after the team won the championship!

The scene of a young bus driver driving a converted open-top bus with a black and white body and bright red letters of 'Newcastle' printed on it, cutting through the sea of ​​people and driving into the square, was published in The Times The headline of the newspaper, titled "Young Newcastle, the Awakening of Britain's oldest aristocratic bloodline", reported in detail everything that happened during the carnival night in Newcastle's central square——

"... Another legend written by Madman Li in the British mainland, [God on the sidelines of the football field] took only one and a half seasons to make a team that was stuck in the relegation circle and nearly bankrupt shine brightly again. This is Twenty-one time football myth, and we must admit that the honor that Madman Lee brought to Newcastle is far more than that. They have reached the finals in both the UEFA Cup and FA Cup this season. Maybe, wait until The 2008-09 season has come to an end. Crazy Lee has brought more to St. James than we imagined!"

"The Sun" used the headline "Newcastle's fireworks light up the whole world" and introduced in detail the many episodes that took place during the Magpie Corps celebration carnival. Among them, the mayor personally unveiled the ten-meter-tall bronze statue of Madman Li. The scene of more than 400,000 people chanting Crazy Lee's name at the same time, the scene of Newcastle superstars lighting fireworks in the center of the square... These scenes have been reproduced and reported by media around the world again and again...

Like "The Times" and "The Sun", during this period of time, the word "legend" was the most frequently used word to describe Li Tongfan!

Living, young legend!

It is hard to imagine that in the poor English language composed of 26 simple English letters, what word can better describe the shock that this madman from China brought to the continent of Europe than "legend"!

The end of April is a harvest season for both Crazy Li and Newcastle. In a short period of time, in addition to the supreme honor of the league championship, various other achievements Honors also come one after another——

Alan Smith and David Thornton won the Premier League Player of the Month and Best Young Player respectively!

The one who gained the most was Juan Mata. Although it was not his first season in the Premier League, [Angel Wings] Juan Mata still relied on his dominant performance in Newcastle for a full season. Overwhelming Manchester United superstar C-Ronaldo and many other powerful competitors to become the best young player in the 08-09 season!

"An unrivaled season, an unrivaled player!"

This was the official comment given by the Football Association when it awarded Mata this honor. Like the honor of the league championship, this is the first time a Newcastle player has won this award again after 72 years!

Until 2009 entered May, the entire city of Newcastle was immersed in great joy and joy, and soon, unknowingly, the last two rounds of the Premier League 2008-09 season were also filled with people everywhere. Ending quietly in chicken feathers——

May 2nd.

Newcastle defeated West Bromwich Albion, an underdog with no worries about relegation, 2:0 at home. The German rookie who scored 2 goals for the team made his debut in the second round of the UEFA Cup against Juventus. Thomas Muller!

May 10th.

The Magpies defeated Wigan Athletic 3:0 at the J** Stadium. Owen and Shevchenko each scored a goal. German midfielder Khedira scored from a long shot, marking the end of Newcastle's dream-like 08-09 season. The perfect ending!

In these two games, Li Tongfan deliberately replaced young players. Muller, Moussa Sissoko, Khedira, David Hedea, Zahad, Andy Carroll, etc. are under 20 years old. The young players got the opportunity to play most of the time, and the performance of the young players once again made the media and fans feel bright!

At the end of 38 rounds of games, the battle for the Premier League standings has finally been settled——

Manchester United, which had lost hope of winning the championship, seemed to have had its backbone ripped out. In the 37th round of the home game against Liverpool, Vidic was ejected with a red card for two consecutive fouls on [El Nino] Torres, and was eventually eliminated by Chelsea. He overtook the lead at the last moment and lost the second place in the Premier League standings!

Liverpool, who defeated Manchester United, were not able to maintain their good luck. Benitez's inexplicable rotation allowed them to defeat Anfield in the last round of the league, losing the game with a score of 0:2, and ultimately lost. Lost the Champions League spot for next season...

Newcastle, Chelsea, Manchester United, and Arsenal, these are the top four in the Premier League in the 2008-09 season, and have qualified to participate in the Champions League next season, while Liverpool, Tottenham Hotspur, and Aston Villa will Competing in the UEFA Cup in the 2009-10 season!

The dust of the 2008-09 season has finally settled. It can be said that Newcastle's championship was both expected by many people and unexpected by them. A temporarily formed youth army even had little chance to run in, and finally performed He has embarked on a mythological journey, which makes Crazy Li increasingly unable to catch up on his way to the altar!

And this season, no one is a winner except Newcastle——

[Flash Killer] Michael Owen finally became the top scorer in the 2008-09 season with 36 league goals. He also won the European Golden Boot and became the most popular candidate to compete for this year's European Footballer!

[Angel Wings] After winning the Player of the Year Award, Juan Mata became the assists leader in England this season with 27 league assists. This data is higher than Andre Pierre, the second leading attacker in the five major European leagues. Luo came up with a full 10 more!

In the award selection at the end of the season, Juan Mata surprisingly defeated his teammates Owen and Alan Smith and was elected as the English Footballer of the Year. Of course, like [Lightning Killer] Michael Owen, Mata is also the European Footballer of the Year. Popular candidate!

In addition, Ronaldo, Alan Smith, Arshavin, Podolski, Taylor, Thornton, Marcelo and Hugo Lloris were undoubtedly selected into the Premier League's best team and occupied the starting ten. 5 places for one person is a great harvest!

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In this passionate May where some people gain honors and some people lose and leave, European football is establishing a new order in the chaos. The new and old 'nobles' Newcastle and the Rossoneri AC Milan finally meet in the UEFA Cup final, while the previous champion Manchester United Barcelona came to the end in the Champions League with the Nerazzurri!

In the away game, Barcelona relied on Iniesta's magical long-range shot to draw 1:1 with Chelsea, and finally eliminated the Blues on away goals in the semi-finals at Stamford Bridge. A series of events that shocked the European media took place. In the misjudgement incident, Chelsea suffered extremely unfair treatment in the game. Barcelona ignored three consecutive penalty kicks. The scene of center back Pique blocking Anelka's single-handed ball in his own penalty area was seen by many England The media repeatedly reported that Drogba was facing punishment from UEFA for insulting the referee on duty after the game. The claim that Platini supports La Liga to suppress the Premier League has become very popular in a short period of time!

The English media are worried that this is just a small sign. Premier League teams will participate in the UEFA Cup finals and the Champions League finals, the highlights at the end of the season. The English are worried about the fate of Manchester United and Newcastle, fearing that the two teams representing the Premier League will compete in the finals. They suffered unfair treatment again in their respective finals...

When a reporter posed such worries to the client, Crazy Li, Crazy Li’s answer almost detonated the whole world: "If I suffer such unfair treatment, I will go crazy. If someone has a gun at this time, Maybe I'll shoot the guy who ruined the game into a hornet's nest..."

This sentence caused an uproar around the world. Opponents believed that Madman Li was promoting violence in the stadium and must be severely punished. So soon, Li Tongfan received a fine of 10,000 pounds from UEFA because of this sentence!

Of course, some people applauded Crazy Li for such bold psychological tactics. Manchester United coach Ferguson once said in an interview with reporters: "He is such a guy who is prone to passion, whether on or off the court, from a certain point of view. To a certain extent, his remarks are understandable. The head coach of any team cannot bear to be framed one after another by one ignorant whistler..."

Obviously, in the face of the upcoming finals, Ferguson also used psychological tactics. He used "faint whistle", "framed" and other highly personal and emotional words to support Madman Li. In fact, this was also to express his gratitude to the protagonist in the finals. The referee puts the pressure on!

This time, the two giants, the old and the young, who are almost eternal enemies in the Premier League, are rarely on the same front!

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After the end of the season, most teams in the Premier League have taken a holiday, but Newcastle is still in the midst of intense and orderly preparations. In addition to the UEFA Cup final, Newcastle also has to play another important game——

England FA Cup Final!

What makes the fans a little tired is that this time the opponent is still the Gunners Arsenal. The game at the Emirates Stadium made countless Newcastle fans excited. Less than a month later, the two teams once again reversed the game 4:1. Met together!

For Arsenal, this may be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for revenge, and for Newcastle, no matter who the opponent is, this is a historic moment to achieve the triple crown of the season!

May 20th.

The FA Cup final kicks off at Wembley Stadium.

Since the game was played in a neutral venue, in addition to neutral fans, Newcastle fans and Arsenal fans each occupied half of the stands. Gunners fans hoped that the team could seize the last chance of the 2008-09 season and start from Crazy Li The Magpies fans hope to win another big victory here and win the third championship of this magical season!

At 16:00 in the afternoon, the referee Howard Webb blew the whistle, and the game started in a heated atmosphere!

The "enemies" are extremely jealous when they meet! !

Arsenal, who took the lead to kick off the ball, did not make any tests and directly launched a fierce offensive. The disastrous defeat not long ago made them still familiar with the opponent's tactics and movement habits. In addition to fighting hard with the bayonet seeing red, there was nothing else. Everything is superfluous!

The Magpie Legion, on the other hand, carried the momentum of a league champion, like a hot-tempered man, launching a spark-catching counterattack at the drop of a hat!

The competition, the fierce competition, takes place on every inch of the turf!

It was Newcastle who scored first!

[Alien] Ronaldo, who received a header from Owen, was accidentally knocked down by Gunners captain Gallas after breaking into the penalty area. Referee Howard Webb did not hesitate and directly sentenced the Gunners to death...

[Macho Man] Alan Smith made a shot and rewritten the score to 1:0 in the 5th minute of the game. Newcastle got off to a dream start!

At Wembley Stadium, black and white boiled for the first time, and the honor of the Triple Crown beckoned to Newcastle!

The game continues.

The two teams' aggressive offensive gave both sides a lot of opportunities, but compared to the two young talents of Adebayor and Van Persie, [Alien Fatty] Ronaldo and [Lightning Killer] Irving Lao Jianghu is still better at seizing opportunities——

18th minute.

[Fat Alien] Ronaldo took a long shot from outside the penalty area, Almunia missed the ball, and [Lightning Killer] Owen followed closely and shot a supplementary shot to break the net...

2:0! !

45th minute.

Fernando Gago stuffed the ball in the middle, and the [Fat Alien] on the line of the penalty area twisted his fat butt and changed direction at the moment of catching the ball. He danced like a drunken immortal and passed by to wipe out the unlucky Galas. Kabuto shot into the far corner and succeeded...

3:0! ! !

"...League champion Newcastle dominated the game. Compared with the young gunners, he performed more efficiently and had more championship temperament. The 3:0 score made the outcome no longer in suspense! It seems that this season, we can only The last hope of sniping Newcastle lies with AC Milan in 7 days. If even the star-studded Rossoneri can't stop Madman Li from expanding his dominance, then the Magpies will be the supreme four-time champions!"

the commentator lamented at halftime.

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