Football Modifier

They achieved a 4:0 lead in the first half. Such a huge score gap made the Argentine team's stars happily walk into the midfield locker room with smiles on their faces. No one doubted that the door to victory was already completely ahead of schedule at this time. Open to the Blue and White!

In contrast, the Nigerian players were as if they were mourning for their heirs and fled into the locker room one by one with their heads down.

The head coach Grabek boasted extremely confidently before the game and tried his best to describe the mythical and beautiful scene. In the last three minutes, the Argentinian ruthlessly blasted three goals and smashed it to pieces! Facing such a powerful veteran opponent, even the craziest Nigerian fans would not believe it if Nigeria could score three goals in the second half!

Grabek was almost helped into the tunnel by assistant coaches.

His face was pale and bloodless, and his eyes were still full of disbelief... No one knew that this pig coach led Sweden to eliminate Argentina in the 2002 World Cup and was extremely arrogant and high-profile at the pre-match press conference. , what are you thinking about at this moment...

Are you thinking of admitting defeat to Crazy Li?

As the winner, Li Tongfan had no consciousness of being low-key at this time. He shook his head swaggeringly, and amid the cheers of Argentine fans and neutral fans, he proudly put his hands in his trouser pockets and finally disappeared into the player tunnel!

Until this time, the cheers outside were still surging like ocean waves!

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During the fifteen minutes of halftime, the busiest area was the commentary box under the rostrum on the west side of the stadium.

"...Argentina's appearance definitely shocked the top 32. I think at this time, according to the schedule of this World Cup, the national team coaches who may meet Crazy Li's team must be deeply wrinkled at this moment. Frown because they will have to challenge a powerful opponent!"

"[Barcelona King] Messi is really activated, his condition is incredible!!"

"How many goals will the Pampas Eagles score in the second half? We are looking forward to it..."

"For the current Nigerian team, scoring a face-saving goal in the second half is already a huge victory!"

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…

Fifteen minutes later.

force! ! !

Referee Debreke's whistle sounded on time.

The game continues.

"...The Argentina team made substitution adjustments. Messi, who scored a hat trick, was substituted. [The Beast] Carlos Tevez, who plays for Manchester City, got a chance to play. At the same time, [Colt] was also substituted. Brother] Mascherano, the young player Perotti who plays for Sevilla unexpectedly got a chance to play!”

"Two players were replaced in one go. Is Crazy Li already starting to train the new players?"

"... Crazy Li's courage to replace the team's number one core [Barcelona King] Messi so early is surprising!! However, for Messi, this can be regarded as Crazy Li's protection policy for him. He scored a hat trick and needs to rest to conserve his energy and prepare for the next game!”

There is also a commentator introducing the Sevilla rookie Perotti who has just come on: "Replacing Mascherano is No. 21 Diego Perotti. This 21-year-old youngster is currently playing for a La Liga giant. Sevilla, in the just-concluded 2009-10 season, Perotti played 6 times for the Andalusian team in the Champions League and scored one goal, and is regarded by many industry experts as a promising star. ...Perotti is a left winger. Although his physical fitness is average and his speed and explosive power are absolutely outstanding, his skills are quite delicate and his running ability is very strong..."

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The second half of the game flew by with the sound of ‘Vuvuzela’ resounding throughout Alice Park.

Grabek, who was devastated by four goals, seemed to have lost his fighting spirit all of a sudden. As the head coach, he made limited adjustments during the halftime break, so that throughout the second half, the Nigeria team's offense still did not improve, wearing dark clothes. The black players in green jerseys are still tirelessly trying to use their physical strength and fierce movements to create threats to Argentina...

In addition, the only change is that they have more long-range shots outside the penalty area!

It seems that he wants to create a threat by blasting the world wave from a long distance!

However, today they faced a special Argentine team. The Blue and White Legion's equally fierce playing style was not at a disadvantage. They abandoned the fierce efforts of the gorgeous and rough Argentine players, leaving Martins and Yakub Their physical and speed advantages were completely unable to be used, and Granbeck's ignorant three-man midfield formation caused the Nigerian team to lose control of the midfield and was completely defeated...

57th minute.

The young player Perotti, who came on as a substitute, broke through from the wing and was tackled off the field by the Nigerian team's right back Otiya. The referee Debrekeley hesitated and finally showed a yellow card amidst the boos. …

Two yellows turned into one red, Otiya successfully received the second red card in this cup!

"The game ended early! The Argentina team got off to a good start... They showed the temperament of a champion!!"

"...I wonder if there are coaches from the Greek and Korean teams in the stands observing this game. If so, I think they must be feeling very heavy now! No one dares to face such an Argentina team!"

There was a sigh of relief in the commentary box.

66th minute.

The Argentina team made another substitution. Inter Milan's [Old Prince] Diego Milito replaced Higuain and Li Tongfan used up the last substitution place!

84th minute.

[The Beast] Tevez once again performed a powerful shot 30 meters away from the goal. The 'godlike' goalkeeper Enyema fought hard to save. [Old Prince] Diego Milito cleverly followed up with the follow-up shot and scored. Scored Argentina's last goal of the game...

5:0! ! !

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Push - push - push! ! ! !

Referee Debreke's whistle finally sounded in anticipation.

For Nigerian players and fans, this whistle is a demonic call from hell. Although it is desperate, it can help them finally escape from this place of shame like the Shura battlefield...

For the Pampas Eagle and its fans, this is the sound of nature from heaven, this is the coquettish and alluring moan and breath of the goddess of victory, this is the perfect starting note for the dream trip to South Africa!

The Argentines began to celebrate their victory unbridled!

At the moment the whistle sounded, the Argentine players seemed to have agreed upon it. Whether they were the substitutes sitting on the bench or the players who had just finished the game, they were like wolves that had been hungry for more than ten days. As if seeing fresh meat, he rushed over crazily. Regardless of the desperate struggle of the 'boss' Li Tongfan, he lifted him high and threw him into the air again and again...

The Argentinian fans in the stands were even more crazy. The blue and white paint on their faces had already shed tears of excitement. They were kissing their teammates crazily...

Slogans, pictures, blue wigs, taken off jerseys, even mobile phones and wallets... People frantically threw away everything they could in their hands. Even the whole person was struggling to break free from the center of the earth. gravitational!

"Ahhhh~~~~I'm afraid of heights, put me down quickly, help!"

The players ignored the heartbreaking cries of a certain sullen man and carried him to the south stand under the Argentinian fans' camp. The fans crowded forward crazily on their seats and tried to stretch out their arms to hold him. A handshake of the heroes who brought them glory...

Even the calm captain Zanetti's blood boiled with excitement. He couldn't help but take off his wet jersey and threw it vigorously to the lovely supporters in the stands. The fans in the stands rushed into a group, and the female fans were excited. Screaming in between...

Tevez and Diego Milito saw this and immediately followed suit!

[Small Smoking Gun] Higuain rolled his eyes, hey hey, he smiled and grabbed Lao Li's leg, took off a leather shoe and threw it into the stands. There was another commotion in the stands... The Hammers took a look. The boss's shoes are so popular, and I was thinking about taking off another pair of pants or a top. Wouldn't that be better?

Just at this time--

"Wow! Wow...it smells so bad. What does it smell like?"

Goalkeeper Romero, who was holding Lee Tong-bum's leg, covered his nose with a grimace and groaned in pain. The other Hammers were stunned for a moment, then smelled carefully, and sure enough they felt a stench that was as powerful as heaven and earth, and as beautiful as the clock, sun and moon, coming to their nostrils...

"It's the smelly feet of the boss!!" Messi discovered the source of the stench.

"Ah, really, it smells too bad, I can't stand it!"

"Run quickly, I'm going to be poisoned..."

With a 'boom', the Hammers threw their beloved leader into the air, and they all covered their noses and dispersed. [Small Smoking Gun] Higuain ran the fastest...

"Ah~~~"

The abandoned Li Tongfan screamed and fell to the lawn in a "big" shape without any suspense. His legs and feet twitched, and he roared heartbreakingly and gritted his teeth: "Who the hell took off my shoes?"

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The final whistle sounded and it was time for reporters to be active.

Argentina's players were surrounded by reporters, and the one surrounded by the most reporters was [Barcelona King] Messi who performed a hat trick——

"Leo, you scored your first hat-trick in this World Cup. How does it feel?"

Messi, who had calmed down, scratched his head shyly like a boy next door: "It's incredible... It's like a dream... I must thank the boss and my teammates for creating opportunities for me!"

"Hey, Leo, some people see this World Cup as the best opportunity for you to be crowned the world champion. What do you think?"

"I am more concerned about the results of the Argentine team... With a fantastic coach like Li, I believe the team will be able to go further..."

"Go further? Do you mean win the championship?"

Messi smiled confidently: "If it's possible, why not? We came to South Africa just to win the Hercules Cup, and I think we have a good chance now!"

"By the way, Leo, can you tell me what crazy Mr. Li said when he handed you to the sideline three minutes before scoring the first goal? Is it related to the goal?"

Hearing this question, Messi showed a mysterious smile on his face, and he replied mischievously: "Well... well, this is the team's tactical secret, I have no comment!"

Journalists lamented that the most important information was not being unearthed.

Also, such an honest kid like Messi was spoiled by the cunning and hateful lunatic Li.

…

There are many reporters around Li Tongfang, and most of them are from China.

However, Lao Li was not in the mood to answer the reporter's questions at this time. He wore a leather shoe on one foot and a pair of bright red sneakers that he got from somewhere on the other foot. He lowered his head and looked gloomy, walking towards the player's tunnel with one foot high and one foot low...

He was in a bad mood!

I don't know which wicked bastard took off his shoes. Old Li dares to bet that within a day, the media around the world will publish a lot of gossip news such as "Crazy Li has Hong Kong feet", "Crazy Li's feet smell bad", "The mysterious relationship between smelly feet and undefeated records", etc....

The news is nothing, the key is...

"MLGBD, the key is that I can't afford to lose this person!!" Li Tongfan gritted his teeth and thought: "Don't let me find out who did it, otherwise..."

At this moment, someone was very "courageous" to appear in front of the player's tunnel and blocked Old Li's way. Li Tongfan was about to take a good look at who this blind bastard was, but when he looked up, Old Li was stunned and his face was instantly full of smiles...

Golden long hair, deep eyes, angular face, vicissitudes of life...

The one standing in front of Old Li was the generation of [God of War] Gabriel Batistuta.

Idol! !

The moment Lao Li saw the God of War, his pure and flawless fandom burst out like the small universe of the immortal warriors, rumbling uncontrollably: "Ah, Gabriel, is it really you? Oh, I'm so happy to see you, uh, can you sign an autograph?"

Li Tongfan took out a paper and pen from his butt pocket like a magic trick.

Batistuta was slightly startled, and suddenly smiled happily.

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…

The match between Argentina and Nigeria ended with a 5:0 ending.

5:0!

This is the biggest single-game score since the start of the 2010 South Africa World Cup!

Those fans and media who were full of expectations before the game were jubilant, and Crazy Li did not disappoint them. The Blue and White Army used passionate fights and wonderful goals to bring long-lost passion and vitality to the slightly dull South Africa World Cup since the start!

That classic free kick, Messi's hat trick, the blood-spurting power confrontation, the dazzling red and yellow cards, the exquisite passing and incredible single-handed, the defender's stupid mistakes, the goalkeeper's god-like performance...

Everything proves that the arrogant and unruly Madman Lee has created a classic again!

The football media around the world have launched a crazy praise for the Argentine team-

"Nigeria is like a child, Madman Lee has not been tested"

"The Pampas Eagle spreads its wings and flies high, and the African Eagle breaks its wings in the first battle"

"[Barcelona King] Hat trick in the first half, only the last hurdle is left to become the king of football"

"The best Messi of the game: The World Cup must belong to Argentina"

"Bati appeared in the stands to comment on the game, Messi was as brave as [God of War] possessed"

"Madman Lee's mysterious words created a classic free kick, what did he say? 》

"An alternative iron-blooded Argentina, Madman Lee creates a new king's team"

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I have been asking for monthly votes for a lot of single chapters these two days. I also know that I am a bit too shameless, which has put pressure on my brothers and sisters to read books. I am sorry.

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