Football Modifier

It took ‘Thirty-Two Lords’ a week to finally complete their South African battlefield debut.

And the final results of the sixteen games within this week also made some of the 'princes' happy and some sad... However, the pressing time limit they were facing no longer allowed them to argue with the chatty media. Time passed quickly, and the smoke and war drums of the second round of competition rolled over as ruthlessly as the rumbling tanks!

This is a life and death duel, no one can get an extra chance to breathe!

Moreover, unlike the first round, when the result of the first round has been decided, the final result of the second round will greatly affect the fate of each team's next promotion, except for those who won the first round. Except for the team that was lucky enough to score a three-point victory, any other team had no chance to make mistakes. If they were not careful, they would be in a desperate situation in an instant!

Thirty-two and seven hundred and thirty-six stars, everyone felt the thick cruel and tragic atmosphere when they were there!

The wheel of fortune of the Hercules Cup, at this moment, began to speed up its rotation!

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HPC Sports Center, University of Pretoria.

It was afternoon, and the weather was a little sultry.

At the ABSA Tuks Stadium training ground, the stars of the Argentina team are conducting intense and orderly new tactical drills under the guidance of their coaches.

Three days ago, the Blue and White Army began to prepare for the South Korean team. Although in theory, the South Korean team, known as the "Asian Red Devils", should not cause any difficulties to the Blue and White Army... But , coach Crazy Li still expressed enough importance to it, and even changed the team's original tactics specifically for this!

If the 'boss' is like this, no one dares to take it lightly.

What is gratifying is that the training of the new tactics went very smoothly, and the results achieved were beyond many people's imagination. Argentina's stars and coaches are full of confidence in collecting the 3 points for victory in the second game!

However, at this time, no one was happy.

Because since three days ago, a large number of super crazy and extreme Korean fans have gathered near the HPC Sports Center. These hateful guys have been doing their best to make huge noises to affect the Argentine team to the greatest extent. training...

‘Buzz’, ‘buzz’, ‘buzz’, ‘buzz’, ‘buzz’, ‘buzz’…

The "Swarm Summoning Technique" performed by hundreds of "Vuvuzelas" has never stopped from the beginning of the morning to now. The cunning Korean stickmen shamelessly plagiarized Grandpa Mao's "As the enemy advances, we retreat" "When the enemy retreats, we advance, when the enemy is stationed, we harass, when the enemy is tired, we attack" the sixteen-character guerrilla warfare policy. Although the security guards and staff of the HPC Sports Center went out thirty or forty times...but every time Less than ten minutes after blasting these guys away, when the staff came back, the noise would always come as scheduled!

The Argentine coaching staff is going crazy, wishing that a pack of wild dogs would rain down from the sky and bite to death all these guys who stick to them like snot and are so handsome that they can’t get rid of them...

"MLGBD!!"

Li Tongfan gritted his teeth with hatred. He thought about the Koreans who came to the outside of the HPC Sports Center in the middle of the night and beat gongs and drums to make the team restless. Now they have been here for several days in a row, playing "Vuvuzela" and making noise. Let's take a look. The dark circles and sleepy expressions on the faces of the hammers showed that Lao Li was 'angry from the heart, and evil from the side of the courage': "MLGBD, if I can't defeat the Korean team in tomorrow's game, I won't call him Crazy Li!!"

"Stop, stop, stop! Stop training now and go to sleep!"

Li Tongfan waved his hand to stop the ongoing training: "Just lie on the bed and sleep. If anyone is caught watching TV or playing video games, huh!!"

After Lao Li threatened, the hammers dispersed.

They were really sleepy too.

Lao Li is not worried about the termination of training. Anyway, the new tactics have been adjusted, but the mental state of the Hammers needs to be adjusted. Tomorrow is the game against the South Korean team. If everyone goes to the game with black smoke rings like now, saying Maybe the gangsters' conspiracy will succeed...

After the players all went back to their rooms to sleep, Lao Li summoned the team staff and officials from the HPC Sports Center. Each of them held brooms and sticks in their hands, and formed a patrol team to drive away the noise-making sticks. Forty or fifty people Walking back and forth around the HPC Sports Center, standing guard for the Hammers...

With such a big thing happening at the HPC Sports Center, the all-pervasive media naturally swarmed in quickly, and an hour later, relevant reports appeared overwhelmingly on the front pages of major media and websites——

"The Argentine team was so miserable that they stopped training after being harassed by extreme Korean fans"

"Crazy Li transforms into a patrol member, just to protect the team for a moment of peace"

"The most expensive bodyguard in history, madman Li Hengmei looks angry and full of momentum"

After the media's exaggerated reports, they learned that the Korean fans were so arrogant and despicable that the Argentine fans quit. They immediately launched an organized and disciplined "self-defense counterattack." The media happily jumped on the side, and follow-up reports emerged one after another——

"Argentines launched a self-defense counterattack, and the national action vowed to protect Madman Li"

"The South Korean team was harassed by more than 4,000 crazy Argentine fans"

"More than 1,000 Argentinian fans gathered at HPC Sports Center to defend the team"

"A bloody conflict broke out between South Korea and Argentina fans, and 4 Koreans were sent to the hospital with minor injuries"

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June 16th.

The second round of the 2010 South Africa World Cup group stage begins.

Group A will play one game first.

The Uruguay team relied on veteran Diego Forlan's brace and Alvaro Pereira's stoppage time goal to sweep the host South Africa 3:0, and was praised by Madman Li as having the ability to reach the top four of this World Cup. The Uruguay team firmly controls its own qualifying fate!

In another match in Group A, the result was the second biggest upset after Spain’s loss——

France, the runner-up in the last World Cup, lost to Mexico 0:2.

Abidal, the player who plays for Barcelona, ​​became the biggest culprit of the team's failure. He actually failed to challenge the offside in the first half. He was successfully countered by the striker [Little Pea] who had just transferred to Manchester United. He passed Lloris and fired into the empty goal. Then in the second half, Abidal fouled again in the penalty area and gave the Mexican team a penalty kick. Blanco, who came on as a substitute, scored in one move and the Mexican team locked the score at 2:0!

After the game, the world's media was in an uproar. After two games, the Gallic Roosters, who had lost and tied once, were in danger of being eliminated. Domenech's trusted No. 10 player Govo was even considered to be the "worst No. 10 player" among the top 32 players. …

The French team, which was winless in two games, even displayed an astonishing internal blow——

"Vieira: There are people inside who don't want to win"

"Domenech: I need more trust"

"The French team may be eliminated by the tacit goal, and the world's number one pseudo-strong team is born"

"Henry is depressed and sitting on the bench"

"The players force the palace to be so handsome, they support Henry to depose Gowu"

Amidst the incredible hustle and bustle, the two top and second-place teams in Germany's World Cup, both of which were in the doldrums, began to move step by step towards the abyss of depravity!

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June 17th.

The eyes of the world are focused on Johannesburg Football City Stadium.

The second game of the super favorite Argentina team, which swept [African Eagle] Nigeria 5:0 in the first round, will ignite the war here at 13:30 local time on the 17th. Their opponent is 2:0 in the first game. The [Taichi Tigers] Korean team defeated the former European champion Greece!

12:00 noon local time in South Africa.

Johannesburg Football City Stadium has begun to open to the public and admit fans.

Tens of thousands of fans, like a terrifying tide, gathered from major cities around Johannesburg and surrounded the entire Sports City Stadium. Helicopters continued to take aerial photography, giving a bird's-eye view from the sky. , the dark crowd patted the long queue, like a giant black ant colony in the process of moving...

At the same time, there were also reporters from major news media around the world who appeared here early. Because the fans who were engaged in double-crossing before the game wanted to "defend" their respective teams from being harassed, they once formed an "armed confrontation" and even ended up doing so. Fighting, this kind of behavior has already foreshadowed the intensity of today's game...

Journalists who smell the news will naturally not miss such a good opportunity!

They are all waiting for the arrival of the two warring teams!

Around the Soccer City Stadium, fans wearing fiery red or blue and white uniforms can be seen everywhere. The red Koreans huddled in groups and sang the "Patriotic Anthem", while the blue and white Argentinians showed no signs of weakness. "March of the Motherland" returned the favor. Fans from both teams looked at each other angrily, waiting for each other viciously...

There were even a few guys with excited expressions. At this time, they still had white wound stickers on their heads, hands, and arms, and they looked like their noses were bruised and their faces were swollen... That was all from the previous fight, when the two sides fought, they left each other with wounds. The other party's 'unforgettable memory'!

"The Republic of Korea must win, what the hell does Madman Lee do!!"

"10:0!!! Bullshit Korean team, go to hell..."

"Shovel Messi to death, kick Higuain to death, run away Riquelme, long live Park Ji-sung!!"

"Messi can score 5 goals for you by himself!!"

"Go to hell!!"

"Go eat shit!!"

The atmosphere was so heated that fans from both sides lined up to enter the stadium while shouting slogans and spitting at each other. If South Africa had not taken these factors into consideration and sent additional security personnel around the stadium, it would have been another physical fight at this moment. Great war!

The reporters walking among the crowd were beaming.

This kind of scene is the highest level that journalists strive for. They only need to point the camera lens at the fans anywhere, and they can easily find exciting and hot scenes that will definitely attract the audience's attention...

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BJ, CCTV Sports Channel studio hall.

‘Super Big Pie Face’ Zhang Bing once again hosted the 2010 South Africa World Cup [Shengshi Huacai] special program he had suppressed, and the invited guest was still Director Zhang of [Hey Hei Emperor].

"... This is the picture sent back by the reporter from the front. We saw that the fans on both sides were not friendly. They were yelling at each other with their middle fingers raised... In my opinion, the Koreans' crazy harassment of the Argentine team's training and rest is... Fans from other countries have set a bad example. Considering that more than 40 fans from both sides have been imprisoned in the police station, this scene is relatively harmonious..."

Zhang Bing is obviously partial to fellow madman Li.

Here [Hehei Emperor] Director Zhang also spoke immediately: "Hehe... I think this approach of Korean fans is likely to be counterproductive... Hehe, you have to know Crazy Li, he is a very individual and very emotional person. The head coach, hehe, hehe, often when he is excited or angry, he can do some jaw-dropping things... Hehe, we still remember when he was coaching Newcastle last season, because Juventus fans A Magpies supporter was seriously injured, and the Italian media even framed the injured as a football hooligan. As a result, Madman Li was furious at the time and held a press conference to threaten to bloodbath the Alpstadion... Hehe, it turned out that Newcastle was in the next game. They swept the Bianconeri and gave their opponents a humiliating defeat with the largest score in a single game in European competition. So, hehe, the Korean team may have to be careful today. They may have to pay for the excessive behavior of their fans... Hehe, we can do that later. Take a closer look to see if Madman Li, who was already a little angry, will make his infamous bloodbath declaration again!"

Zhang Bing shook his big pie face and nodded to express his agreement with Director Zhang: "I think this is also something that many fans and media are concerned about... Now let's connect with the reporters at the front to pay attention to the development of the situation!"

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City of Johannesburg Football City Stadium.

The noisy fans' curses and the laughter of reporters made this slightly hot noon feel like an active volcano that was about to erupt... And at this moment, the crowd in the distance suddenly There was a commotion...

The team bus is finally here!

I don’t know if it was a coincidence or someone deliberately arranged it, but the red bus of the Korean team and the blue and white bus of the Argentine team appeared at the edge of the stadium at the same time, one red and one blue, one behind the other, slowly heading towards the parking lot. Driving slowly...

The fans who were originally queuing up nervously and orderly were rushing towards the bus like wild dogs that had escaped from their stiffness. Of course, the most experienced journalists were running at the front... …

When Li Tongfan got out of the car, he looked up and was shocked——

The mature female reporter who appeared before the last game against Nigeria in torn clothes and running barefoot ran over again in an even crazier manner, screaming. The crowd behind her all had flushed faces, like a resentful woman who was waiting to be caught. She's like a naked vixen lying in her husband's arms...

Lao Li's first reaction was to run away quickly.

Unexpectedly, the moment he turned around, Li Tongfan suddenly discovered that at the door of the Korean team's bus opposite, there was also a group of crazy reporters, surrounding the Korean team coach Xu Dingmao for an interview...

The angry Korean uncle with a "pig kidney face" was winking and stating something to the reporters angrily. His tone was impassioned, like the President of the United States delivering an inaugural speech. At this moment, the Korean uncle seemed to be Sensing Li Tongfan's gaze, he suddenly turned his head and glared at Li Tongfan murderously. He shook his fist as big as a casserole at Lao Li with provocation and disdain, then angrily pushed past the reporter and disappeared into the player tunnel...

"I'm in trouble!!"

Lao Li became furious instantly.

This feeling is like being silenced by a mad dog. I thought I could have a good argument with the owner of the dog when I met him, but I didn’t know that the owner of the dog is just like the dog. When they meet, he bites you hard and then slaps your butt immediately. Escape...

Are you still being unreasonable?

Is there any more royal method?

After a slight hesitation, Li Litong was blocked in the middle by crazy reporters.

The microphones pierced each other mercilessly like spears, and the smell of sweat and perfume mixed into an indescribable disgusting smell. The person at the front was the crazy and beautiful female reporter. With disheveled hair, he was panting violently and couldn't wait to scream out questions——

"Huh...crazy...crazy Mr. Li...please...what do you think...of yesterday's fan conflict?"

As a normal man, Li Tongfan's eyes stayed on the waves of the female reporter who was violently bullied because she ran too fast. He stayed there for 0.01 second, and then he didn't have time to answer the girl's question. Other reporters scrambled to throw a barrage of questions at them -

"Crazy Mr. Lee, the South Korean team coach Heo Din Moo-sun strongly condemned the Argentine team as being responsible for the previous bloody clashes between fans. What is your explanation for this?"

"You personally provoked a conflict between fans from both sides, causing someone to be seriously injured and admitted to the hospital. Crazy Li, are you ashamed of your behavior?"

"Will you go to the hospital to apologize to Korean fans?"

"In order to win the game, you took such forced measures to incite the fans. What qualifications do you have to continue to be the head coach of the Argentina team?"

"You are despicable..."

"You are shameless..."

Lao Li is more unjust than Dou E. What is this and what? It is the shameless Korean radical fans who stir up trouble, and it is you son-of-a-bitch media reporters who stir up trouble and make crazy reports. The ones who complain first are shameless. "Pig kidney face" Xu Dingmao... Why do you throw all kinds of shit and dirty water on me?

Could it be that I have been acting too pure, pink and cute recently, so everyone is bullying me?

Li Tongfan looked around and found that the people crowded in the closest distance were obviously Korean reporters. They were all "gritting their teeth, grinning and smirking, with hateful and shameless faces". Li's angry little flame suddenly spread like a spark!

"Fuck you, a bunch of idiots!"

In the dumbfounded eyes of all the reporters, Li Tongfan pointed at the Korean reporters who were gloating over the misfortune, and cursed them four times in Chinese, English, German and Spanish, and then opened his hands and stretched out his ten fingers, and pushed away the Korean reporter who was blocking the front, and walked away, disappearing into the player's tunnel...

The reporters were collectively petrified.

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