Football Modifier

The battle between the Blue and White Argentina team and the [Asian Red Devils] South Korea team left the world with too many controversies. The first one was naturally Yeom Ki-hoon, the South Korean team's left midfielder who completed a 'hat trick'!

After the game, hundreds of reporters surrounded the Korean player who made history. Even the star players of the winning Argentina team could not compare to Yeom Ki-hoon's treatment, although this was not Yeon Ki-hoon himself. want!

"Mr. Yeom Ji-hoon, can you explain what happened on the field today?"

"Are you satisfied with your performance?"

"Did you score an own goal on purpose to become famous?"

"Mr. Yeom Ki-hoon, do you have anything to say to Korean fans?"

"Mr. Yeom Ji-hoon..."

Before he became famous, Yeom Ji-hoon had imagined countless times that he could perform exceptionally well in this World Cup and become a key hero that determines the outcome of the game, winning the cheers and attention of the fans and the media...

However, when this time came, when all the Argentinian fans cheered and applauded him, and when the journalists' faces flushed with joy and excitement crowded in front of him, Lian Jixun found that he had indeed influenced the game, but the effect was not What he wants...

Now, what he wants to do most is to find a place where no one knows him, squat in the corner, and think about it while drawing circles, what the hell is going on? Could it be retribution for secretly wiping his nose under the desk when he was in junior high school?

South Korea's head coach Heo Jung-moo, because he was 'brave' in keeping Yeom Ki-hoon on the court and patiently waited until the latter completed his 'hat trick' before replacing him. He also attracted much attention, and several Argentinian journalists with ulterior motives were shameless. He followed Xu Dingmao into the player tunnel——

"Coach Xu Dingmao, did you deliberately arrange this tactic in advance?"

"What do you think of Argentina's first disallowed goal?"

"Will player No. 16 Yeom Ki-hoon start in the next game against Nigeria?"

"Coach Xu Dingmao..."

Facing the reporters' questions that seemed to add fuel to the fire, Xu Dingmao felt that salt had been sprinkled on his bleeding heart. He resisted the urge to stuff the microphones of the reporters in front of him into their buttholes. Impulsively, he walked into the South Korean team's locker room without saying a word, and slammed the door with a bang...

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The on-duty referee Rossetti and the two assistant coaches also became the focus of media reporters rushing for interviews. The three people looked bleak and walked towards the player tunnel in a panic...

As they approached the stands, Argentinian fans threw debris from the stands, as if there was a violent storm. The guards had to open their umbrellas and help the referees get into the tunnel in a hurry and leave quickly!

In the stands.

The fans of the Korean team evacuated the stadium in a hurry like Ethiopian refugees. The only ones left in the stadium were the Argentinian fans who were crying with joy and some neutral fans who stood up and applauded!

Li Tongfan led the Hammers to the south stand to express his gratitude to the fans who had always supported the team. The stands once again erupted in cheers like a mountain roar and a tsunami. The fans raised their arms high as if welcoming heroes. With the appearance of worshiping, a blue wave was set off, and those neutral fans who stayed behind also joined in happily, and the entire stadium became a stage to worship the king!

Twenty minutes later.

Li Tongfan attended the post-match press conference.

The head coach of the South Korean team, Heo Jung-moo, did not show up from beginning to end, which greatly disappointed those Argentine reporters who wanted to take the opportunity to ridicule the 'enemy'. However, their national team swept their opponents by huge scores in two consecutive games, which made many Argentine reporters stand on the side of their peers. When in front of us, he always looks majestic!

Since Xu Dingmao did not appear, the focus of reporters' questions at the press conference shifted from the own-goal hat trick to referee Rossetti's misjudgment. Considering that the Argentine team was amateurishly obliterated several good goals by Rossetti. The ball, especially the super goal in the 8th minute of the game in which 158 passes were passed without errors for two consecutive minutes, was mistakenly judged as offside by Rossetti for no reason. The reporters were almost certain that with Madman Li’s unscrupulous and fiery personality, he would definitely Rossetti will not be spared so easily...

However, the reality is quite the opposite!

No matter how the reporters try to sow discord, the lunatic Li who appeared at the press conference today is definitely a magnanimous 'modesty gentleman' who can support the prime minister's heart——

"...Everyone will make mistakes, especially when officiating a heavyweight game like the World Cup. The sound of 'vuvuzela' is enough to cover up any other actions. I have seen even assistant referees with better distance and positioning They all made the same penalty as Rossetti. Such mistakes are easy to understand... The most important thing is that my team won the victory. I hope Mr. Rossetti can adjust his mood. In the past few years, His years of law enforcement career have proven that he is an excellent referee and deserves to continue to be trusted!”

More than a hundred reporters in the press conference hall were so surprised when they heard Madman Li finish this sentence with a smile that they almost put the microphone in their mouths and chewed it. Aliens are going to invade the earth, or is the end of the world coming? When did Crazy Li suddenly transform into a 'kind and kind-hearted young gentleman'?

In fact, Li Tongfan really doesn't resent Rossetti. All of this is the impact of the system's mission [football is Korean, referees are Korean, and goals are Korean]. Rossetti happened to be in the right situation and became a victim. , Speaking of which, this matter has something to do with Li Tongfan himself. Since Lao Li has already won the game, if he still behaves when he gets an advantage, it will really be nothing!

When the reporters looked at the issue of referee misjudgments, they obviously couldn't dig up any big stunts. They turned the blame and pointed the question at Lee Tong-beom for provoking and insulting Korean reporters outside the stadium before the game, and for insulting Korean fans by raising his middle finger during the game. Come this way.

"Crazy Mr. Li, don't you want to explain your behavior?"

"Aren't you afraid that the World Football Federation will punish you at this time? Li, you know..."

Facing reporters' questions about this matter, Li Tongfan immediately changed from a 'kind and kind little gentleman' to an 'unrepentant villain'. A sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth: "I will do whatever they do to me. To them, in my country, there is an old saying: tooth for tooth, blood for blood. I am willing to take responsibility for everything I have done, that’s all!”

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Shortly after the match between Argentina and South Korea ended, the competition between the other two teams in Group B started at the Free State Stadium in Bloemfontein. [African Eagles], with a 1:0 lead, were shamed and then braved. [Otto the Great] Rehagel's Greek team reversed with 2 goals and finally lost the game 1:2!

The [African Eagles], which failed to win two matches, have almost bid farewell to the World Cup in South Africa. The South Korean team and the Greek team, which also had one win and one loss, still retain the hope of qualifying. In comparison, the South Korean team has greater hope. , after all, the Greek team’s last opponent was Madman Li’s terrifying Argentina. Facing such an opponent who was in a state of being like a god descending from the earth, [Otto the Great] wanted to win or keep a tie, it would be as difficult as climbing to the sky!

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The match between Nigeria and Greece did not attract much attention. The eyes of the world were focused on the South Korean team and Argentina. The shock caused by this incredible match finally began to slowly show up in the football world!

Many media have used the word "horrible" to describe the performance of the Pampas Eagles in the two games——

Argentina's "Independent"——

"... 13 goals in two games. If you add the two goals that were misjudged and canceled, the goals scored by one Argentine team are almost as high as those of the other thirty-one teams in the first round of the group stage. The total number of goals... The whole Argentina is boiling. Tens of thousands of crazy fans gathered in Buenos Airi's Monument Square to revel. Crazy Li brought us incredible enjoyment. The whole Argentina felt, The World Cup championship has never been so close in the past ten years!”

England's "Observer"——

"...A big win is still a big win. Crazy Lee and his Argentina team have made it a habit to sweep their opponents with big scores. They make every other team that appears in the South African arena feel scared!"

French "Independent"——

"The best head coach led the best stars to play the best games in each round of the group stage of the World Cup in South Africa. This is the best explanation for the performance of Crazy Lee and Messi in the past two games, nothing more!"

Germany's "Kicker"——

"Now, not only the commentator Klinsmann, but the whole of Germany is praying, never let the German team meet Argentina in the knockout round... If you have a choice, leave such a terrible thing to the English or the Spanish Go face it!”

Spanish "As"——

“After watching Argentina’s two games, if you look back and think about Spain’s performance in the debut, you will feel that the bookmakers put Spain and Argentina tied for first place in the odds list. , it is really a great recognition and reward... I hope that in the second game, our team can really show the strength to match such an evaluation!”

Compared with the European media, which swarmed with praise for Madman Lee and the Argentinian team, the Korean media lamented——

"The Korean team died by itself. If there were no own goals, we might still have hope!"

"Xu Dingmao's stupid mistake caused the biggest shame in the history of the national team. When he scored the first own goal, Yeom Jixun should have been replaced long ago..."

"Although Madman Lee won the game, his ugly behavior of insulting Korean reporters and fans will face severe punishment from FIFA..."

"Crazy Li has low moral character..."

"Crazy Li is not worthy to be the head coach of a world-class club like Argentina!!"

"It was Messi and Riquelme who made the Chinese coach happy. Madman Li deserves his name..."

"A reporter from the Seoul Sports News reported exclusively: At present, the South African police have intervened to investigate the bloody brawl between fans. There is evidence that the culprit who incited the fans' emotions and intensified the incident was the despicable Madman Li. If the facts are confirmed, Madman Li may face two Years of imprisonment!”

The humiliating defeat made Madman Lee the public enemy of South Korea. South Korean newspapers, large and small, were filled with slander, slander and condemnation of Madman Lee.

Faced with the shameless attack by the Koreans, the Chinese fans who regarded madman Li as a god became angry!

——

Huo Huo, he took a long breath, the knife is too lazy, and he hasn't made food for himself yet.

It's not easy to do ten thousand things a day.

On the monthly ticket list, there was an aunt who reached out and touched the anus where the knife was about to burst out of hemorrhoids!

The knife is extremely miserable and begging for help, monthly ticket!