Football Modifier

Before the match between England and Algeria, many people originally thought that there would not be much suspense and that there would be no problem for the England team to win. However, the entire process in the actual game surprised countless fans and media!

From Algeria's unbelievable three goals in a row, to the Three Lions' crazy counterattack to score three goals in a row in 3-4-3... the whole game can be described as twists and turns and soul-stirring!

Media reports from various countries on this match were once in full swing——

"3:3, the European champions drew with Algeria hard"

"The Three Lions of the Desert Fox each performed a perfect half, Capello's decisive substitution changed the world"

"The 'Newcastle Gang' helps England win"

"England welcomes the most powerful tactical lineup in the first battle"

"After two consecutive draws, Capello admitted that the team's starting lineup will be significantly adjusted"

"Mysterious man helps England win, he can also change the game in the stands"

The direction of public opinion was beyond the expectations of the English stars. Although they did not destroy the [African Foxes] Algeria team like a mammoth, but with the momentum of three goals in a row in the second half, they suffered almost nothing. There was criticism and abuse, and the public opinion in England was full of praise and affirmation...

Two young players, [Angel] Gigi and [Bear] Andy Carroll, who came off the bench, were regarded by countless media and football expert commentators as decisive figures in changing the trend of the game. Overnight, they became The new hero in the hearts of fans across England!

The scene where Crazy Lee unexpectedly appeared in the stands to watch the game during the game also caused many people in England to once again fall into the complicated emotions of love and hate!

Although some people are unwilling to admit it, facts have once again proved that even if that person leaves, even if he sits in the stands and shows his face, his terrifying influence on the Three Lions is everywhere!

This is a terrible influence!

Even [Gold Medal Coach] Capello, who has always been iron-fisted, had to admit after the game——

"It's the spiritual thing that Crazy Lee left to this team, which allowed us to achieve an incredible second half. He is a coach worthy of respect and memory by English fans!"

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Argentina's final group match is four days later.

On June 23 at the Peter Mokaba Stadium in Polokwane, the Blue and White Army will face the last enemy of Group B - [Otto the Great] Rehagel's Greek team.

Speaking of Rehagel, people always think of the Miracle of Kaiserslautern and the Greek mythology of 2004... Rehagel, who is famous for being good at creating "dark horse miracles", is a famous figure who has been killed by a sword. Countless handsome ones!

Of course, he, who represents the 'miracle', also had a record of fighting against the madman Li, who represents the 'myth', in the 2008 European Cup... Unfortunately, in that game, the 'new myth' Crazy Lee defeated 'Old Wonder' Ray Hagel! !

It is said that the failure of this game has always been a lifelong regret for Rehagel!

And now, he finally got the chance to meet Crazy Li on the green grass again.

Although the last stop itself is not of great significance to Argentina, the sparks caused by the collision of two men who represent the miracle of green this time still attract the attention of thousands of media and fans!

Because [Otto the Great] clearly stated to the more than 50 reporters from various countries present at the press conference after the game against Nigeria on June 19th——

"Being able to defeat Crazy Li once is my last wish and goal in my coaching career!"

Obviously, the 72-year-old [Emperor Otto] himself has realized that under the erosion of the knives of time, he is getting older and wants to defeat Madman Li in his prime. This is definitely his last chance!

Although the Greek team has the possibility of qualifying from the group with one win and one loss, the chance of meeting Madman Li in the knockout round is very slim - surrounded by wealthy clubs, the Greeks cannot go that far!

It is conceivable that in the battle on June 23, [Emperor Otto] Rehagel, who is "a martyr with great ambition in his old age", will definitely use all his strength to strike with all his strength!

And facing such a person who has created countless miracles, when he absolutely sacrifices everything for a lifelong wish, the power that bursts out is absolutely terrifying!

So for a while, reporters and fans from all over the world turned their attention to the HPC Sports Center of the University of Pretoria, because the whole world wanted to know, for such a challenge from a former green giant, Crazy Li , what kind of response will he make!

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June 20th.

The Argentina team had a full day off and did not train.

Although it is a holiday, the entire team does not get a chance to rest——

Most of the superstars who play in the top leagues, such as Messi and Higuain, have to cooperate with the team's jersey sponsor Adidas to shoot several sets of commercials in the morning!

The shooting background was chosen at the HPC Sports Center. This was not the most irritating to Li Tongfan, because at the same time, the University of Pretoria repeatedly requested Argentina to open the sports center for at least half a day for tourists to observe the preparations of the Blue and Whites. …

Therefore, throughout the morning of the 20th, HPC was crowded with people.

More than 100,000 tourists from various countries came here with great interest to have close contact with the Argentine team. The crowd was noisy, as if they were holding a huge concert. Even the players of the youth team under the age of 21 were Hardly any opportunity for normal training!

It was not until noon that the HPC Sports Center was completely closed to the public.

However, for Li Tongfan, this does not mean that the troubles are over. Because according to the arrangement of the Argentine Football Association, the current President of South Africa Zuma will come to the HPC Sports Center later to meet the stars of the Argentine team!

It is said that South African officials sent a certain number of officials to meet every team that came to participate in the World Cup, and they expressed their greetings. The Argentine team, the most popular blue and white team, was personally received by President Zuma. The highest specifications are given.

At 14:00 sharp in the afternoon.

South African President Zuma, accompanied by his entourage, bodyguards and some selected media reporters, arrived at the HPC Sports Center...

Li Tongfan had seen Zuma, a very controversial president in Africa, on TV before. At that time, he saw his dark and strong appearance from a distance, coupled with the slightly strange name "Zuma", Li Tongfan's The image of a big hippopotamus playing in the river always comes to mind... But today, when you look at it so close, the president of the Republic of South Africa does give people the feeling of being as huge as a hippopotamus!

It is worth mentioning that ‘Mr. Big Hippo’ came to the HPC Sports Center this time. In addition to his entourage, he also brought many of his family members. His three wives and two girlfriends all appeared here!

Zuma's voice is every man's dream - he has been married a total of 6 times so far.

Although his first wife Dlamini divorced Zuma in 1998, she has always won the trust of the black president and was appointed as his interior minister. His second wife, Kate Mantesso, died of suicide in 2000. Four women are currently married to Zuma. However, on the eve of the World Cup in South Africa, the third wife was revealed to have an affair with his personal bodyguard. scandal, so I didn’t appear here today!

What is outrageous is that in addition to his three wives, Zuma actually has two public girlfriends.

It is said that these two girlfriends were personally selected by the divorced Drami for her ex-husband. They had already paid valuable gifts and the wedding could be held after the World Cup!

Maybe the big hippopotamus should be changed to 'big stallion' which is more appropriate!

Seeing Zuma, the big hippopotamus, enjoying the flowers with a smile on his face, Li Tongfan and the Hammers of the Argentina team couldn't help but be stunned for a moment. This kind of realm is the realm that countless men pursue tirelessly!

Although it is rumored that Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi also moved to the Apennines and created a large harem for himself, but compared to Zuma, who is a master of legalizing the harem, Berlusconi still has to stay away and feel ashamed! !

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The itinerary is very simple——

The first activity was that 'Mr. Big Hippo' took his wife and children to have a football match with the Argentinian stars at the training ground. Reporters were taking photos and recording the president. A wonderful scene of Mr. having fun with foreign guests!

The competition was quite "tragic"——

Until Zouma received a pass from teammate Messi, panted for thirty seconds to bypass Otamendi's defense, and shot the football into the goal held by his fourth wife. The game lasted for about 20 minutes and ended in a draw at 10:10...

Zouma and his harem members all got signed jerseys from superstars like Messi!

Next was a small dinner party.

The stars of the Argentine team, the young players under the age of 21 and the coaching staff and staff of the Argentine team were all "honored" to have the opportunity to have dinner with the big hippo and the members of the harem!

Mr. Big Hippo personally called the names, and Li Tongfan came to his side.

Naturally, the topic quickly shifted to football.

Speaking of the two big-scoring victories that Argentina had just ended, the big stallion immediately beamed with joy, looking like he was enjoying himself, with a sincere smile on his honest and fat face——

"Lee, I have to admit, you are really an amazing guy... I heard that you only signed a one-year coaching contract with the Argentine Football Association. I wonder if you are willing to coach the South African national team after the contract ends? As a fan, On behalf of the people of South Africa, I personally welcome your arrival and hope that you can bring hope for the rise of African football just like you did for the English people!”

As he said that, Mr. Big Hippo looked worried about African football.

Li Tongfan bets that if you didn't know this guy's identity in advance, you would definitely regard him as a simple and honest fat man who is harmless to humans and animals... However, if you really compare a person with continuous experience of corruption and rape, you can still firmly impeach him. If you treat the guy who completely occupies the position of President of South Africa as a big fat guy who is as honest and pure as Wang Laowu next door, then you probably won’t even know how you died when you turn around.

"MLGBD, I haven't provoked anyone, so why is this cruel and ruthless stallion suddenly involved in this issue?"

Li Tongfan lowered his head, feeling very depressed.

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Second update.

There is a third update, around eleven o'clock.

The aunties have all gone to attend the annual meeting, and a small writer like Daozi can only envy them while hiding in the corner and typing quietly, begging for the monthly tickets from brothers and sisters to comfort them, wuwuwu...

Monthly tickets, come on, come and smash me to death!