Football Modifier

Johannesburg Football City Stadium.

On July 18, the eyes of the whole world were focused here. After a month of fighting for the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, the 32 best and the fittest were selected from all continents after four years of bloody fighting. Now only The last two 'Kings' are left to fight for life and death here. The winner will raise the glittering Hercules Cup and accept the worship of hundreds of millions of fans around the world!

The time has reached a little after 17:20 in the afternoon, and there is less than forty minutes before the official start of the game. At this time, the two teams fighting have arrived at their respective stadium locker rooms. The Spanish team is currently on the field. Final warm-up, and Argentina hasn't shown up yet!

On the field.

Spain's stars appeared to be in high spirits.

Unparalleled talent, super proficiency, tacit coordination and proficiency, and elegant and upright posture... Even though they were warming up, they still performed extremely elegantly, and their movements were wonderful and elegant, attracting the red Spanish fans in the stands. The fans were in ecstasy, and their cheers sounded like roaring waves crashing on the shore!

Including the temporary stands, the stands of the Football City Stadium can accommodate almost 100,000 people. This number is already quite terrifying considering the capacity of various stadiums in this World Cup. Huge slag is piled up around the stadium. The Saueren district is a relatively poor urban area, and the South African government has invested relatively little in it. The transportation here from the center of Johannesburg is very inconvenient, and there are often traffic jams at the exit.

It is said that when the World Cup opened, many officials missed the opening ceremony due to traffic jams.

Despite this, the stadium opened to the public at 14:00 noon and fans were admitted. At this time, it was completely full, with 100,000 seats packed to the brim. Everywhere you looked, there were crowds of people...

At this time, there were still a few unwilling fans waiting outside the stadium holding up signs asking for tickets. Some of the other fans who did not have tickets chose to watch the game on TV in the nearest bar, while others climbed up the stairs in an ingenious way. Climbing up to the high slag piles surrounding the stadium, sitting on this high place like a giant mountain, you can see the situation inside the stadium from a distance through the opening at the top of the stadium. If you have a high-power telescope with you, congratulations. You, you can almost enjoy the same treatment as the lucky ones sitting in the stands - except that the wind at the top of the slag heap is really a bit stronger!

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"...The game started in less than half an hour, and the Spanish team was warming up on the court. Everything went very smoothly for the [Bullsault Soldiers]. They had no injuries and no major red cards or suspensions. , Bosque can field the strongest lineup he needs at will!"

In the crowded commentary box, there were busy figures.

The Spanish commentator Cervantes is introducing the team's situation in a qualitative way. Like many Spanish fans, due to the influence of media public opinion before the game and the confident statement of Spanish coach Vicente del Bosque, Cervantes also expressed his concern for the [Bullfighting Soldiers]. 】Finally defeated the opponent and won the Hercules Cup, full of confidence.

"...Before this, our reporters followed the Argentine team's bus, and according to the news they sent back, the Argentine team's number one star Leo Messi was not found from the beginning to the end... Although Crazy Li has always refused to hold a press conference The press conference announced Messi’s injury after the [Flying Stone Incident], but according to authoritative experts’ speculation from the damage to the bus, Messi’s injury will definitely not be minor, and it is basically certain that he will miss the final... Hehe, Although the behavior of the Catalan extreme fan named Loleris is not advisable, if after ninety minutes we finally win the Hercules Cup because of Messi's absence, then there is no doubt that his name It will be recorded in the monument of Spanish football history!”

When Cervantes said this, the topic changed again: "Of course, we must also understand Crazy Li, hehe, because he is almost exhausted by World Sports and Flores..." Cervantes Si's tone was full of unconcealable schadenfreude, and he continued: "In my opinion, if Crazy Li can direct this game without crying, his nerves must be made of steel!"

As a commentator on the opposing side, Cervantes' position is undoubtedly in favor of Spain.

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"...Oh oh oh oh, a huge cheer suddenly erupted on the court... What's going on? Ouch, it's the Argentina team, they finally came out to warm up... God, there is still no Messi, Even the substitutes were warming up on the court, but we did not see the figure of Messi, the soul of the team... Could it be that this man, who was originally optimistic by many experts, is likely to become the second best player in this competition after Maradona? It’s really a pity that a talented Argentinian player who won the championship just missed the World Cup finals!”

French commentator Jean Dino is in a neutral position, just expressing regret for the absence of [Barcelona King]. No matter what, as neutral fans, what they expect is a wonderful game, nothing more.

In the commentary box, the most anxious person was the Argentine commentator Canitas.

Every cell in this man's body revealed tension and anxiety. He was sitting on the commentary seat, his legs shaking and shaking. This was a phenomenon that had never happened before: "Oh God, please don't Ah...Is it true that Leo will miss the game?...Damn it, give me a plane ticket, I will go to Spain right now to grind that stinky shit called Basilis into meat paste and feed it to the dogs... …”

At this point, Canitas suddenly seemed to want to hit something, and anxiously grabbed the [God of War] Batistuta beside him, and asked: "Gabriel, you are a member of the coaching staff, please tell me, Can Leo play? Is it a madman using smoke bombs?"

To his disappointment, Batistuta shook his head.

Carnitas was slumped, and even his blond hair, which was golden in the sun, seemed to have lost its luster in an instant... However, he did not notice that the corners of Gabriel's mouth were always turned up, as if he was holding back his displeasure. Let yourself laugh.

"This guy... If everyone finds out that they have been cheated after the game starts, they will definitely hate him to the bone... Hehe, I really want to see the cunning and arrogant old man of Bosque dumbfounded... But speaking of it, this guy Li should be dealing with those difficult reporters now, right?"

Batistuta couldn't help but want to laugh again.

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"Idiot!!!"

Li Tongfan stood up and pointed at Flores's nose and yelled: "I think you're a fool, but I'm looking down on you. Do you think it's okay to ask a few idiots with low IQs and brain-deadness like you to act out a stupid farce with you? Can you make me lose my mind? Just wash your ass and wait for the fuck! Bitch, this matter won’t end in this long. You’d better let that American disappear, otherwise, your fate will not be the same as last time. How much better it is when climbing…”

Flores was stunned and trembling with anger.

The old coach Del Bosque, who was sitting next to Crazy Li, was shocked. Crazy Li... is indeed a madman. Could it be that he was really driven insane by the news in World Sports? Well, this is a good sign and a sign!

Other journalists crowded in the press conference hall also looked at each other.

Only those reporters who are more familiar with Crazy Li should not be surprised. They have long been used to being pointed at and scolded by Crazy Li as 'son of a bitch'... But for reporters who only came into contact with Crazy Li after the World Cup, This is simply an unbelievable scene. In such a formal press conference before the final, he insulted a well-known reporter without any scruples. Even Mourinho, who is known as a madman, could not do it!

The reason why this scene happened was that Flores politely asked, "Crazy Mr. Li, what do you mean to Ms. Wang Qinghe..." For a professional reporter, it is normal to ask such a question. As a result, Before he could finish a sentence, Crazy Li scolded him back to his stomach.

A reporter from a Spanish tabloid couldn't stand it anymore. He rubbed his neck and angrily rebuked: "Crazy Mr. Li, is this the demeanor of [God on the sidelines of the football field]? It's so disappointing..."

"Disappoint your mother!!"

Li Tongfan cursed again, with a look of contempt on his face: "Another idiot, why are you staring? Are you going to bite me? MLGBD!!! You are messing around, you don't know anything, why are you pretending to be a big-tailed hawk? Demeanor? When have you ever had such a shitty demeanor? Get out of here!"

The reporter's eyes were straightened when he was scolded, and the corners of his mouth twitched. He pointed at Li Tongfan and couldn't say a word.

"Okay... okay, very good!! Hehe, I can't scold someone better than scolding... Aren't you very arrogant? Why are you betrayed by the woman you love the most... ah? Hahahahaha, you are destined to lose Everything, including this next game!”

Flores finally reflected at this time.

Now he was completely embarrassed. He made a few sharp and uncompromising sarcastic remarks, and then laughed happily. After saying this, he walked straight out of the press conference hall without scolding Madman Li at all. Opportunity. Flores wanted to sting Crazy Li's crazy heart severely in this way, and it would be best to make this mortal enemy hold back his internal injuries.

"You betray your mother...your uncle, don't leave if you dare!"

I saw madman Li behind the interview table furious. He jumped up with red eyes like a cornered rabbit. He climbed over the table and was about to chase him out for a fight. The press officer on the scene couldn't stand it any longer, so he and the security guard hurriedly chased him. I came over and grabbed Crazy Li, for fear that he would get mad and do something like make a scene at a press conference...

Bosque smiled and hurriedly helped the security pull Crazy Li out of the hall from the backstage.

"This lunatic has indeed been completely stimulated and lost all reason... It seems that my worries are all unnecessary. Haha, he is still young after all!"

After helping Crazy Li out of the press conference hall, Bosque left with a smile and his hands behind his back.

Watching Bosque, the old fox, leave, Madman Li, who was so furious just a second ago that the security guards could hardly hold him back, suddenly stopped struggling and smiled and said thank you to the two security guards and the press officer. Stunned, he left with a smile.

"MLGBD, King Gou Jian of Yue even ate shit in order to restore the country. I just pretended to be crazy and acted stupid once, so what's the problem? Bossk, you old fox, don't think that I didn't see clearly your thief face. Before the game starts, you are so angry Damn you! Hehe, it’s okay to scold him this time. Let Flores be proud for a while and then deal with him after the game!”

Li Tongfan felt proud.

As soon as he thought of the system task released by FM2010 this time, all the pores in his body suddenly felt a sense of joy. Lao Li never thought that this insidious and shameless system could also play dirty jokes.

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