Football on the ground: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

"Sporting Lisbon has reached the Champions League knockout rounds! Unfortunately, it is not the first team, but the U15!"

"Football Caesar, the god of kills! Two kills in three European games, four goals and two assists led the team into the knockout rounds of the UEFA Youth League!"

"The two-front battle is still getting more and more courageous. How far can Sporting Lisbon U15 go this season?"

"Can't go far! Deng Kai's goals can't hide his fatigue! The problem with his crippled feet may become his Achilles' heel!"

"Chris still has huge problems cooperating with his teammates. He only calls with Deng Kai!"

"Barcelona lost to Bayern and were unfortunately eliminated from the Champions League. Guardiola burst into tears, "We are in the same situation as Kai. If we face our opponents head-on, we can advance if we win. Unfortunately, Kai seized the opportunity and killed his opponent, and I

But he couldn’t play because of injuries and couldn’t help the team win”! 》

Guardiola mentioned "Ke" in an interview after Barcelona's elimination from the Champions League group stage.

Most of the media quickly figured out who this Kai was.

If you don’t pay attention, you won’t know. If you pay attention, you will be shocked.

The football scammer who caused a lot of trouble this summer actually led his team to the knockout rounds of the UEFA Youth League?

And even when the team had a bad start, he helped the team reverse three consecutive wins in the European competition?

Four goals and two assists in three European games?

Is this also called the midfield brain?

Is this a midfield assassin?

Subsequently, it was also exposed that Barcelona's youth training refused to sign Deng Kai this year.

Although the UEFA Youth League and the Champions League are not comparable at all, they both have the word Champions League.

As this year's first team, last year's La Liga and Copa del Rey double champions, such a powerful Barcelona was eliminated in the group stage, which made the fans very dissatisfied.

Many players on the team were criticized for this.

Many people use "Deng Kai led the team to the knockout rounds" to mock Barcelona's failure this year.

For a time, even some media and fans who did not pay attention to youth training football also focused on Deng Kai.

Deng Kai was surrounded by reporters many times at the Alcochet base.

He was very generous and accepted the reporter's interview.

Reporter: “What do you think about Barcelona’s elimination from the Champions League?”

Deng Kai: "This is the charm of football, the charm of the Champions League. Even if you are the top team in Europe, you may go home in the group stage."

Reporter: "Do you think this is retribution for Barcelona not signing you?"

Deng Kai: "First of all, even if they sign me, they will not let me play in this year's Champions League. Secondly, my age and strength do not allow me to play in the professional league. Finally, I will not go to Barcelona."

Reporter: "So you are gloating about Barcelona's exit this season?"

Deng Kai: "I don't know how you came up with this point of view, but of course it's not like this."

"Although I have had conflicts with those who are responsible for buying people at Barcelona, ​​I have not had conflicts with Barcelona players. Don't forget, Figo is a Barcelona player. No Sporting Lisbon player will not like Figo, he is all of us.

's idol."

"And I like Mr. Guardiola very much. He gave me some precious signed footballs."

"I still have about three of them on hand now. Considering that this is probably a football signed by Guardiola at the peak of his career, if anyone wants to buy it, please contact me. Believe me, it's a little expensive, but it's worth it!

"

reporter:???

Deng Kai: "Having said that, Barcelona is not weak this season. They are very hopeful to beat Real Madrid in the league and win the second consecutive championship. Although the exit from the Champions League is regrettable, it is not unacceptable. Because Manchester United and Bayern are both

It’s a Champions League final-level team.”

"If Barcelona can squeeze out any one of them, he may be the Champions League champion this year. There is no shame in losing in such a competition."

Deng Kai's output.

The reporter started to get excited.

Hahaha!

As expected, the kid had never been interviewed very often, so what he came up with was just nonsense.

Forget it, Bayern has now returned to the leading position in the Bundesliga.

But Manchester United... Last year, Manchester United's King Cantona suddenly announced his retirement, and the team was completely devastated.

This year's performance in the league was quite poor, and it once fell to about tenth place in the Premier League.

Such a team is not competitive in the Champions League.

Not only Manchester United, but the entire Premier League team is not competitive in the Champions League.

But now there is a kid saying that Manchester United is a Champions League final-level team?

If you don’t cheat him, who will you cheat?

Reporter: "If Bayern and Manchester United are both Champions League final-level teams, then in other words, do you think they will both reach the Champions League final this year?"

Other reporters around looked at the reporter who asked the question and shook their heads silently.

The quality is so poor!

For the sake of news, you actually deceive a thirteen-year-old child like this?

When I looked at the other person again, oh, it was a reporter from Bora Newspaper.

That makes sense.

Comments in Bora newspaper have always been directed at Deng Kai.

It is said that this is related to the discrimination against Asians by the top management of Bora Newspaper.

Of course, Bora Newspaper does not admit this.

Deng Kai didn't seem to see the hint given to him by other reporters and replied: "Yes, I think they can all reach this year's Champions League final."

The reporter from Bora newspaper almost laughed out loud: "So, between Bayern and Manchester United, who do you favor more? That is, who do you think can become this year's Champions League champion?"

Deng Kai raised his eyebrows and said confidently: "Of course it's Manchester United!"

The reporter from Bora laughed directly this time: "So which players from Manchester United do you like?"

Deng Kai said: "I like them all, but if you want to talk about this year...Beckham, Sheringham, Solskjaer."

At this time, other reporters also became curious.

Being able to name these three... doesn't seem like someone who doesn't understand football.

But...it feels like I don’t know much about football when I mention these three names this year!

Yes, it's that complicated.

Sheringham and Solskjaer are Manchester United's substitute players. Such players do not have many fans. Even if they do, most of them are old fans and belong to the ball-blind filter level.

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Deng Kai likes them, which shows that he has been paying attention to Manchester United for more than a day or two.

But Beckham...

I have to admit that he is very handsome, became famous at a young age, and has a huge influence among young people.

But in the World Cup that just passed, Beckham has become England's sinner and a public enemy.

His deliberate kick after being brought down by Argentina's defensive specialist Simeone earned him a red card. Many people believe that this was the main reason why England was eliminated from the World Cup.

All his fans turned into his enemies overnight.

Deng Kai, is there no internet connection in the village?

Looking at the Bora reporter who kept making jeers, Deng Kai frowned: "Do you think this is funny? Do you think what I said is funny, or do you think Manchester United is ridiculous?"

Bora reporter: "It's all very funny. What, are you angry? Did reaching the Champions League knockout round, oh, it's the U15 Champions League, make you get carried away?"

Deng Kai shook his head and stared at the opponent with cold eyes: "If you think I'm funny, this will become the motivation for me to work hard. After the season is over, I will plug your mouth with the trophy so that you will never laugh again."

"If you think Manchester United is funny, this will also become the motivation for Manchester United to work hard. After the season is over, Manchester United will silence the mockers with trophies so that you will never laugh again!"

"Not only the Champions League, the League, and the FA Cup, I'm optimistic about Manchester United in all of them!"

"Manchester United is not the strongest football club, but this year's Manchester United is the best!"

"Remember this sentence, if anyone asks, remember to tell them... Manchester United is number one, I said so!"

"Similarly, Sporting Lisbon's youth training may not be the best in Europe, but this year's Sporting Lisbon U15s must be first!"

"Do you understand No. 1?"

After Deng Kai finished speaking, he turned around gracefully.

The surrounding Sporting Lisbon fans reacted quickly and shouted: "First! First! First!"

Cristiano Ronaldo, who was waiting for him to be interviewed next to Deng Kai, even shouted: "Manchester United is awesome! Sporting Lisbon is number one! Go to Bora! You are idiots!"

Click, click, click!

This scene was recorded by fellow media, compiled into videos and articles, and appeared in the Manchester Evening News.