Football: What is a mad dog full-back?

Andy was numb...

Is this the strength of the King of North University?

At this moment, he only wanted to say one thing:

Hamburgers are not hamburgers!

They are bricks and kitchen knives!

This is clearly a random punch to knock down the master!

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At halftime, Dortmund made adjustments!

It is normal for players to fall into a sluggish state after the national team match day.

But so many, it is a bit abnormal!

At the beginning of the second half!

Piszczek replaced Gundogan, Castro replaced Kagawa Shinji...

Dortmund began a full-scale counterattack!

In the 47th minute, Andy got the ball in the middle and advanced to the ribs...

Seeing that there was no one in front of him, he shot directly!

Unfortunately, the ball finally went over the crossbar...

Such a situation also scared the goalkeeper!

Is this kid's shooting range so far? !

Two minutes later, Reus broke into the penalty area 1v3 and was knocked down!

But the referee didn't say anything...

In the chaos, Mkhitaryan got the ball outside the penalty area and shot wide...

Just one minute later, Andy cooperated with his teammates to successfully counterattack in the frontcourt!

Then there was another long shot outside the penalty area!

Goalkeeper Adler flew sideways!

The ball was lifted over the crossbar!

Corner kick!

Andy rushed in from outside the penalty area and tried his enhanced header ability...

The result was that the opponent's goalkeeper stepped forward again!

He held the ball tightly in his arms...

The pace of the game was very fast!

Dortmund players were eager to score...

However, things will turn around!

In the 55th minute, Hamburg attacked from the right!

Takato Sakai inserted a cross from behind, but Andy broke it out of the baseline!

Then a corner kick was taken!

Hummels jumped high in the penalty area!

The ball hit his head and changed its route...

It flew straight to the back of his own goal...

Own goal! !

Andy felt that he tried so hard to score a header, but he couldn't do it.

And the captain just touched it lightly...

It went in? !

Genius!

After scoring, Hummels took the initiative to admit his mistake to everyone...

Under such conditions, own goals are inevitable.

But the score has reached 3:0...

Not only Andy was anxious, but the whole team was anxious!

In the 63rd minute of the game, Dortmund missed a great opportunity again...

Andy made a low cross from the right, and Januzaj, who was flanking in the middle, pushed the ball and was saved by the goalkeeper.

His shooting feeling today was extremely bad!

In the 68th minute of the game, Mkhitaryan made a straight pass, and Castro, who came in from behind, shot the ball into the stands!

9 minutes later, Reus was knocked down in the frontcourt.

The referee awarded a free kick!

In such a position, Andy took the initiative to volunteer!

His long-range free kick was recognized by his teammates...

So Andy handled the ball.

"Bang~!!"

The free kick was saved by the goalkeeper!

Andy stood there scratching his head...

Although I can't guarantee that every kick can be as good as that day...

But this goalkeeper definitely kicked it today!

A urine test must be done after the game!

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Until the injury time, Dortmund still didn't score a goal...

In the 91st minute, Andy's long shot from outside the penalty area hit the post!

Januzaj made a supplementary shot!

But the referee ruled offside first, and the goal was invalid.

When Hamburg goalkeeper Adler kicked the ball to the middle, the whistle for the end of the game sounded...

In the end, Dortmund lost to Hamburg 0:3 away!

This is Andy's first loss since he started!

Nothing to say!

It's fate!

The opponent has the right time, place and people...

Dortmund shot more than 20 times in the whole game!

Only 5 shots on target!

Among them, goalkeeper Adler made 8 saves and scored the highest score in the game!

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On the return bus, the interior was terribly quiet!

Losing 3 points means that the gap between the team and the top Bayern is getting farther and farther.

Andy looked at the task bar and sighed in his heart.

3 consecutive wins in 5 games...

It means that he only has three chances!

I don’t know why, everyone’s state is very confusing today!

The goals that can be scored in training are not scored today!

The ball possession rate is obviously over 60%, but the opponent is small and big...

It’s 3:0!

This shows the role of Aubameyang in this team...

The vehicle returned all the way to the training base.

Except for Aubameyang who was not on the roster, no one left early.

Tuchel did not criticize the game, but took the responsibility on himself...

Since the next game is the Europa League game in 6 days, he also gave all the players a day off to adjust their status.

In fact,The team's loss was completely within Tuchel's expectations.

As a team with many international players, it was fortunate that no player was injured after the national team match!

Losing a game is acceptable...

And it was when the main scorer and himself could not play...

After returning home, Andy chose to go to bed directly.

There is no use thinking too much.

It is normal to lose, but keeping a good attitude after losing is the key!

If you are not good, practice more!

At the same time, the news of Dortmund's overturn was on the hot search in Germany...

The haters welcomed a carnival feast!

Fortunately, Tuchel took the initiative to take the blame in the post-match interview...

And the club immediately posted on social media to admit its shortcomings!

Finally, public opinion was stabilized.

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The home team's loss did not affect the enthusiasm of Dortmund locals for life.

The next morning, Andy was awakened by the noisy voices downstairs.

After going downstairs to understand, I found out that today was the second Big Eater Challenge!

As a leading local restaurant in recent months...

[Old Dortmund Noodles with Soy Sauce] was successfully selected as the Chinese Food Branch!

The government funded the purchase of ingredients to welcome many challengers!

In the kitchen, four chefs are eager to try!

"We must feed these big stomachs today!"

"Understood! Brother Lao An, just wait and see!"

"I want to see what these foreign devils are like!"

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Andy did not show up, he was secretly observing everything in the monitoring room on the second floor.

Unexpectedly, half of the first batch of contestants entering the restaurant were Asians!

They were from Xiao Ri Zi, Xiao Bang Zi, Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand...

Some of them are famous big stomachs in the Asian region of YouTube!

This time they are here to win the prize money!

"Is this a noodle restaurant? I'll make the boss cry!"

"There's no challenge. I can eat more than a dozen bowls of noodles like this!"

"Oh, my stomach is so big that it can hold more!"

"It feels like they don't eat as fast as we do!"

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The local TV station broadcast the entire event live, and there were many spectators watching the game on site.

According to regulations, the kitchen only has 30 minutes to prepare meals.

However, there is a 15-minute advance, which adds up to 45 minutes...

With the host holding a stopwatch, the competition officially began!

Andy's kitchen was busy!

In just 8 minutes, three dishes were prepared!

As a result, they were divided up by everyone as soon as they were delivered to the restaurant!

The big eaters started to clamor!

Threatened to teach the owner of this restaurant a lesson today!

Comrade Lao An quickly ran back to the kitchen and brought a message to the chefs...

"The dishes are eaten very quickly! Many Japanese are participating in the competition!"

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One sentence awakened the dreamer!

Several chefs responded!

"Fuck! There are Japanese!"

"Okay, okay! I know what to do!"

"Brother Quan, why didn't you say so earlier!"

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Then, one "delicious dish" after another was served on the table!

The scalding casserole crust!

Boiled beef!

Spicy and spicy chicken!

...

The big eaters in the restaurant got busy!

The "hissing" sound was endless!

When the chef's last dish "Mapo Tofu" was served, the local big eaters in Europe were almost wiped out...

First spicy and then spicy!

They couldn't stand it at all!

With less than 10 minutes left, Comrade Lao An waved his hand!

"Serve the staple food!"

"Boss, what's the staple food?"

Comrade Lao An smiled, stood up and took out a bag of specialties he had just brought back from China from the cabinet...

Fujian vermicelli noodles!

"After making the vermicelli noodles, give them some soup..."

Everyone was in awe!

The boss has to be the one in charge of this!

So one of the chefs continued to say along with his meaning:

"I see they are drinking ice water because of the spiciness. Why don't I fry some soybeans for them as a side dish?"

Comrade Lao An nodded!

Very good!

A teachable child!

Andy upstairs saw this scene from the surveillance camera and couldn't help but walk towards the kitchen.

When Comrade Lao An saw his son appear, he quickly asked:

"Son, I woke you up! We are a little busy today..."

Andy took out a bag of beans from the refrigerator calmly and handed it to the nearest chef.

"Uncle Wang! I think the food outside is a bit greasy, so give them some cold beans to try!"

"Just blanch them in water, and the time doesn't need to be too long, otherwise the nutrients of the beans will be lost..."

Several chefs looked at Andy in unison!

Great!

Even Chef Huang has to call him an expert!

Fan Debiao has to start as a student when he comes...

OtherwiseYou and your son are a family!

If we talk about the living king of hell, you two are the ones!

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