For Future Emails, My Golden Finger Is Myself

Boom!

A copper wine cup appeared out of thin air and hit the stone on the ground.

It's a pity that it's not Elder Huo's replica bronze mirror.

The analysis panel shows:

[Mo Stop Cup:

Third-class source spiritual object;

Function 1: Add wine.

Any liquid poured into the cup will turn into wine and be drunk involuntarily.

Function 2: Water of the Yellow River.

Open a space tunnel above your head that connects to the bottom of the Yellow River, causing the water of the Yellow River to fall from the sky and flow endlessly.

The space tunnel lasts for 10 minutes and cannot be closed during this period.

Use interval: 1 hour.

Function 3: Eternal sorrow.

After drinking ten glasses of wine, you can enter a state of epiphany and realize a certain ability within yourself for ten thousand years. You may lose your memory when you wake up.

Use interval: half a year.

Restrictions: Can only be used if you have specific bloodline.

Note: I can’t stop drinking. 】

It is also an origin spirit object with bloodline restrictions, so it might as well be a replica of the bronze mirror.

Function 3 is very powerful, but the side effects are a bit harsh.

It's a pity that I can't use it anyway, so I don't think much about it.

Not long after, people from the Jiazhou Prefecture Qianlong Office drove a jeep to the scene.

"Hello, Captain Yi!"

They greeted Yi Yan respectfully, and then the two parties handed over Elder Huo's body.

Although the city center of Jiazhou Prefecture is covered by Lingyun Dimension, the surrounding districts and counties are still normal.

Therefore, Jiazhou Prefecture only moved the administrative center and was not banned.

The people from the office took away Elder Huo's body, and then left a few people and Yi Yan to go to the village to count the casualties and losses.

Qianlong still has a complete system in this regard to compensate for the compensation and to provide the pension and pension.

Yi Yan arrived at the entrance of the village and walked into the ruins of Uncle Ge's house on the right.

Looking at the pool of blood on the ground, I felt very uncomfortable.

It was myself who harmed Uncle Ge, and she was the sinner.

His grandson is said to be still in junior high school, but I don’t know which school he is in.

Yi Yan planned to find out whether Uncle Ge's grandson would be his biological brother from now on.

"Who the hell is your uncle? Who demolished my house?"

A grumpy voice came from behind Yi Yan.

The voice was a bit familiar. Yi Yan turned around and was shocked:

"Hey, Uncle Ge! Were you not at home just now?"

Uncle Ge is in his 70s and has thick black hair, which makes many middle-aged people envious.

He had no time to pay attention to Yi Yan and rushed into the ruins. Looking at the pool of blood on the ground, he roared sadly:

"Xiao Bai, who the hell demolished my house and beat you to death."

This should be Uncle Ge's pet.

When a person gets old, having a pet to accompany him or her will definitely feel like a relative.

Just as Yi Yan was about to offer words of comfort, he heard Uncle Ge continue to wail:

"I'm also planning to raise you until the summer vacation, and wait for Xiao Hao to come back to replenish his health.

What kind of bastard is this? This is the Siberian goat I have raised for more than half a year. "

Yi Yan: "..."

Are there native goats in Siberia?

But it doesn't matter, it's a blessing that he didn't die, and he doesn't have to raise a grandson.

The little grandson of Uncle Ge's family is a real naughty kid.

"Uncle Ge, don't be sad. It's good to be alive." Yi Yan thought about it and could only say this.

"Is this human language?" Uncle Ge was speechless:

“Destroyed my orchard, demolished my house, killed my sheep, and finally said it’s good to just live?

Did you do this? "

Uncle Ge glared at Yi Yan and the others. Yi Yan pointed at the two people from the Jiazhou Prefecture office next to him and said:

"Yes, it was the two of them who did it. I'm here to seek justice for you, Uncle Ge.

They have realized their mistake and they will pay for your losses. "

As he spoke, Yi Yan whispered to the two people in the office:

"I will pay whatever amount I have to pay, and I will pay the part that exceeds the organization's regulations."

Person from the office: “…”

Is it a matter of money?

This is obviously a problem of the pot being too dark.

Regardless of whether it is true or not, Yi Yan is considered their superior in the Qianlong Organization.

In the end, the two of them were left to vent their anger on Uncle Ge.

Yi Yan came to Uncle Wang's convenience store opposite.

"Uncle Wang!"

Yi Yan knelt in front of Uncle Wang's eighteen-section "remains."

Thinking of all the things that happened when he was a child, he felt so sad that he couldn't help but cry.

"Don't cry. It's just half a pig. Ayan, can you first...find a way to rescue me, Uncle Wang...before you cry?"

"Um?"

Yi Yan turned to look at the ruins at his feet. A finger stretched out from the ruins and was clasping the side of his shoes.

"Ayan, are you stepping... on me? Uncle Wang, I feel... my chest is a little tight."

Yi Yan hurriedly jumped three meters away and asked:

"Uncle Wang, why is there half a pig in your house?"

"Xiao Chao is getting married the day after tomorrow, and he is going to...have a banquet. Speaking of which...is this the point?" Uncle Wang spoke intermittently, feeling like he was about to die.

Xiaochao is Uncle Wang's son, three years older than Yi Yan.

"Oh, yes! Yes! Uncle Wang, hold on."

Yi Yan dug out Uncle Wang and his key to any door from the ruins.

Any door key has been refined by him and can be sensed.

It happened to fall next to Uncle Wang and was dug out by him not far away.

Fortunately, Uncle Wang only had a few scratches, a few broken ribs, and a fractured right leg.

"It's good to be alive, it's good to be alive." Yi Yan said happily.

Uncle Wang, who was paralyzed on the ground: "..."

I always feel like there's something wrong with this.

My son is getting married the day after tomorrow. You suddenly brought someone here and beat me to a disability.

And then say "Just live"? I always feel like this is a bit sarcastic.

If he hadn't watched Yi Yan grow up, Uncle Wang would have fought with him to death.

"My store...will you compensate me?"

"Compensation, compensation must be made. Uncle Wang, you can pay whatever you want." Yi Yan said firmly.

"My injury..."

"I will definitely cure you. I guarantee you will be exactly the same as before you were disabled."

Uncle Wang: "...thank you."

I always feel like something is wrong, why should I thank him?

Not long after, two office members who had been scolded by Uncle Ge and doubted their lives came over.

"Captain Yi, did you destroy the orchard on the mountain?" someone from the office asked.

"That's right, what's wrong?" Yi Yan asked with confusion.

"According to the report from Mecha Master Wang Tienan, the enemy was already lying on the ground when he arrived.

But you still launched an attack on the distant mountain peaks because..."

"Oh, I charged up my ultimate move then..."

Yi Yan explained the whole incident in detail and asked, "Is there any problem with this?"

"Why didn't you release it to the sky at that time?" The person in the office asked blankly.

Yi Yan: "..."

Damn it, this question means... something.

How to answer this?

That I didn't expect it? This answer is obviously a bit different.

"I saw Wang Tienan's mecha at that time, and I was afraid of accidental injury." Yi Yan found a high-sounding reason.

The person in the office nodded:

"Okay, but this is not within the scope of losses caused by the Qianlong mission, and the organization will not reimburse you."

Yi Yan: "..."

I OOXX your family for ten thousand years.

Yi Yan handed Uncle Wang over to them, agreed on compensation and left.

Matters in Myanmar are still waiting for him.