For the Slaughter To Eliminate the Haggard

There's a new guy in the club.

This was the first thing I heard when I went back to the detective agency with Ranbu.

Not long after the newcomer joined the club, his partner was Kunikida.

All new recruits need to take an entrance test, and this newcomer's entrance test is "the case of consecutive disappearance of visitors from Yokohama".

But there is a saying that man is not as good as God.

During the time that Luanbu and I were on a business trip to Kyushu, Kunikida received a request for a "haunted house investigation". Just when he and the newcomer went to the haunted house to investigate, an accident happened.

There are no ghosts in the haunted house, there are only four victims of consecutive disappearances in Yokohama who were imprisoned/imprisoned, and a woman named Sasaki who was lucky enough to be rescued. Those four victims were locked in iron cages, Kunikida originally wanted to save them, but who knew that poison gas suddenly spewed out of the iron cage, causing the four victims to die collectively.

This scene was filmed and became a scandal for the detective agency.

People began to question the detective agency's ability to handle cases, and even on the Internet there was a saying that "if the civilian detective agency hadn't trespassed without authorization, the victim might not have died."

This is not the most fatal.

After Kunikida found the culprit of the disappearance, but at the same time also received a new commission - defuse the bomb.

The client's name is Cangzhi's Apostle. The other party installed a large-scale explosive/powder somewhere in Yokohama, and stipulated the detonation time. If the bomb is not defused before sunset, the result will not be "bad" enough to describe it, unfortunately It was Kunikida and they were not sure about the location of the bomb.

Therefore, the return of Chaobu can be described as great news. As long as he is there, no matter how deep the hidden bomb is, it can be dug up.

"Hahahaha, everyone is really useless. After leaving me, the case didn't even progress at all."

Sitting on the table, laughing.

Suddenly, the door of the detective agency was opened, and Kunikida Kazuo, who was gasping for a while, entered the field of vision...

"Dazai?!" I exclaimed in surprise.

"Oh," Dazai, who followed behind, was much calmer, "It's been a long time since Ido."

I was so shocked that I hurriedly asked Kunikida, "Is he the newcomer who joined the club this time?!"

The latter's gaze wandered between me and Dazai: "When did you meet?"

"This is not important - let me slow down first!"

Kunikida also came to his senses: "It's not important to this, Senior Huanbu, please help us find out where the explosives/charges are installed."

Ranbu uses his super-reasoning to conclude that the explosives/charges are stored in the fishing supply store.

Kunikida couldn't understand why he kept such a dangerous thing in such an ordinary place, but Dazai had already reacted and muttered: "So..."

Demolition of the bomb is the top priority now, and there is no time to think about other things, so Dazai directly dragged Kunikida out, and smiled at me by the way: "Wait for me to come back~"

--no way! ! !

After they left, they asked me, "Are you and the newcomer old friends?"

I showed a face like a mourning wife.

"It seems that the relationship is not very good."

Now that the location of the bomb has been found, as long as it is found and disposed of, it will be stable, but an unexpected situation has occurred again - the bomb maniac Yalamuta, who was originally thought to be the culprit, died near the parking lot.

Not long after, Cangzhi Apostle sent another threatening letter to the detective agency, saying that it had sent a jamming signal to the passenger plane in flight.

Yosano was furious when he received the threatening letter.

"What the **** is this idiot called 'Apostle of Cang' trying to do!"

I looked at the threatening letter on the computer and had a strange feeling in my heart.

This apostle of Cangzhi has been too clear about the direction of the detective agency. Could it be someone lurking near the detective agency?

Speaking of which... I seem to have mentioned a woman named Sasaki before. All the other victims died, so why is she the only one who survived?

And she seems to be detained in different places with the other victims. Why didn't the prisoners tie them together and detain them separately?

I was thinking, and Yosano suddenly said, "Ichito, we have contacted the passenger of the passenger plane, please tell Kunikida the news."

I sighed and hurriedly took out my phone and sent a text message to Kunikida.

He and Dazai did not know how to locate the enemy's base camp and are currently approaching there.

Waiting is a torment, and emotions become anxious at this moment.

After an unknown amount of time, Kunikida and the others successfully broke into the enemy's base camp, stopped the jammer, and the passenger plane took off successfully, and all the passengers were rescued.

"It's really thrilling," Yuxeye next to him said, holding his forehead, "I haven't felt this way for a long time."

I asked, "When was the last time?"

"When you jumped off the train in your arms."

"I have to emphasize the word hug, you are really bad."

"..."

Although the incident has been resolved, there is still a lot of follow-up work to be done.

One day, Kunikida, who had been working hard at writing, put down what he was doing and asked me, "How long have you known Dazai?"

I put my head on Yosano's shoulder and replied, "It's been a while."

"What did he do before?"

this……

Seeing my tangled face, he would be wrong: "It seems that he didn't tell you either."

Not knowing what to think again, Kunikida put down the pen he picked up again, and said to me, "Remember to keep your distance from that guy, especially you."

I raised my head: "Why do you say that?"

"That man likes to take action against women the most. Remember Miss Sasaki who was rescued in this incident, he—"

"Yoyo country Kida-kun!" Dazai suddenly appeared, "Don't slander my reputation in front of Ito."

Kunikida was stunned for a moment, then suddenly returned to his senses: "Your reputation has already been ruined by yourself - no matter where you came from - come over and write a report for me!"

Watching the two of them pinch each other every day, I interrupted aloud: "What did he do to the girl that everyone is angry with?"

"It's a long story," Kunikida pushed down his glasses and tried his best to endure the irritability. "The brief overview is that on the day the victim was hurt, this man took her directly back to his apartment."

"Ah, ah, I already said that this is not the case," Dazai suddenly appeared from behind me, lying on the back of my desk and defending in a very calm tone, "I slept in Sasaki Castle. The lady next door has never touched a single finger of hers, there is no man in the world who is more clean than me!"

"...then stay away from my students!"

"Eh? When did Ito become a student of Kuni Kida-kun?"

"It should be fine," I said.

The eyes of both of them turned to me at the same time, as if asking what was okay.

"Sometimes I also entrust men to stay at home overnight or stay in men's homes. The teacher's thinking is too old-fashioned, and I have to keep pace with the times."

Kunikida: "..."

Dazai: "..."

Little did they know that a cloud-piercing arrow pierced the hearts of the two men.

I:"?"

Kunikida had a headache: "In the future, add "How to Establish a Correct Gender Relationship" into your remedial course... Damn it, my planned itinerary is going to be reworked again."

Dazai: "I agree."

I:"???"

When I got off work that day, I went back to my home, and it was different from before. There were no more little guys who came up and clamored for me to play with them.

Hey, it's kind of lonely.

Just as I was about to close the door, I suddenly put a hand on the door frame. I looked up and saw it was Dazai: "This is you?"

"I haven't seen each other for so long, and I want to chat." Dazai kicked off his shoes with ease, and stepped in.

I closed the door and said, "Just in time, I have something to ask you too."

Dazai's condescending appearance has changed: "What? I want to ask if I have done anything to Ms. Sasaki?"

"Why do you ask that?" I didn't understand his sudden excitement, "What I want to ask is how did you come to the Armed Detective Agency."

Hearing this, Dazai shrugged regretfully: "Because I want to try to go to the 'one who saves people', so after cleaning up my resume, I asked Mr. Taneda from the Special Ability Division to recommend me."

The president received strong support from Tanada when he established the Armed Detective Agency, and it is not surprising that Dazai can join him with his recommendation.

So...we seem to be related households through the back door.

I said again: "Then about Ms. Sasaki..."

Dazai's eyes lit up.

"I think she might have something to do with the Cangzhi Apostle's case, didn't you notice anything?"

The flash in the opponent's eyes disappeared instantly.

I don't know why, but Dazai's expression now looks like "I totally lost to you".

He reluctantly replied, "I've been thinking about it these days, so I sent her an email saying that I've found evidence that she's behind this chain of events, and led her out."

I nodded.

Dazai stared at me for a while: "Is what Ito said true?"

"which one?"

"Have kept men at home and lived in other men's homes."

"Of course." I said in a natural tone.

"how many times?"

"I think about it," I raised my finger in front of him, "one, two, three, four, five..."

As the number increased, Dazai's face became less attractive, even though he still kept a smile.

Seeing that I couldn't finish counting, he finally interrupted: "Okay, I probably have a count."

Dazai stood up and went to the entrance to change his shoes: "I'll deal with Miss Sasaki first, see you tomorrow."

"Ah good."

After Dazai left, I went into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator to see if there was anything I could put on my stomach, but it was empty, not even an onion left.

I touched my poor stomach and decided to go to the convenience store to buy something later.

It was night and the street lights were bright.

I walked back along the river bank, holding a large bag of food in my left hand and making a call with my phone in my right.

The other party is Ryo Higashishima: "Ito Ito, I gave him the matcha dessert!"

That "he" was the boy she was pursuing.

"And you know, he even praised me!"

"Really?" I was happy for her from the bottom of my heart, "What are you complimenting you on?"

"Praise me for being a good person!"

"..."

life.

There are many vehicles on this road at night, and the whistle sounded from time to time was very noisy. I didn't hear a lot of what Liangmei said behind me, so I could only make an appointment to go back and talk again, hang up the phone, and continue walking.

At this time, I noticed something in the river next to me, and turned my head to take a look - Misty grass, it's a person!

I saw the man upside down in the river, his exposed legs constantly spinning with the current.

That turn made me tremble with fear, so I quickly dropped the paper bag and ran over, stepping on the water with chakra to lift this guy out.

"……what?"

After putting the person on the ground, that familiar face hit me: "Dazai?!"

It seemed that he had been soaking in the river for a while, and the other party rolled his eyes after a while.

"One...vine?" He sat up, looked at me and said, "Why are you here?"

"...I should ask you this question, aren't you going to deal with Sasaki!"

"That," Dazai stood up, tilted his head and poured the water out of his ears, "it's been dealt with, she has admitted her murderer."

Although I already had the answer in my heart, I couldn't hold back and asked, "Then what are you doing in the river?"

The other side smiled charmingly: "Of course I jumped down because I thought it was pretty and suitable for suicide."

...I'm sorry I shouldn't have asked such a levelless question!

After draining the water that might have gotten into his head, Dazai and I walked out onto the street and continued on.

Holding the paper bag, I turned my back to the person behind me and said, "Since you have joined the detective agency, you must pay attention to your behavior. Do you know how many suicide complaints we have received about you these days?"

"The Detective Agency is a for-profit company, and it pays the most attention to social evaluation. Although I know you may not care, I still have to remind you. After all, I am also your senior - Dazai, are you listening?"

I turned my head to look at Dazai, only to see that the latter had stopped and stood there, with a smile on his face.

After a long time, he opened his mouth and said a word, but a car happened to pass by, and the whistle covered his voice.

Dazai paused for a moment, and then said another sentence, but the whistle sounded like a chain reaction, and a voice drowned out in an instant.

I shook my head and said I didn't hear it.

Upon seeing this, Dazai stretched out his hand and made a "come here" gesture.

I trotted forward, and before I had time to ask anything, I was suddenly embraced by my waist and pulled into his arms!

? ! ! !

Dazai lowered his head slightly, put his head close to my ear, and said with a smile in his voice: "Then you have to discipline me well, senior~"