For the Slaughter To Eliminate the Haggard

"In other words," Aihara stroked his chin with his fingers, "you made your friends angry, didn't you?"

I leaned on the sofa and was so worried: "No, you can't answer or send text messages when you call. We've never known this for so long."

Only men understand a man’s heart, so I paid my tuition fees by paying my salary in advance.

In the ornately decorated hall, whispers and laughter intertwined, rendering an ambiguous and warm atmosphere, completely different from the dark clouds above my head.

Aihara touched my head, smiling bright enough to be used as a flashlight: "Then let him contact you."

"Tease me?" I blocked his arm. "I guess I'm already on the blacklist. How can I make him contact me?"

"Send a Gift."

A word woke the dreamer.

After returning from the club, I sat on the bed with the computer in my arms, opened the shopping website, and started to choose suitable gifts for Zhong Ye, but I really have no experience in picking gifts for men.

What do you like in China?

I scratched my hair and focused all my attention on the computer screen. After about half an hour, the product introduction popped up where the mouse was hovering - do you want to show yourself? Do you want to have a peerless voice? Do you want to keep your voice young forever? Click on this bar home KTV professional audio set, carnival price day, 30% off the whole site, only 400,000, as long as 400,000, 400,000, help you sing forever, a song will be passed down forever, what are you still hesitating, justbuyit, now! !

…

I don't understand the last sentence.

But 30% off the whole site, so exciting!

The mouse hovered over the product column for a while, and finally selected it and confirmed it.

If I remember correctly, it's nice to sing in the middle, and giving this gift should make people smile, right?

three days later.

Zhong Ye was staying at home and closed his eyes, when suddenly, the doorbell rang, he got up from the sofa and opened the door.

"Hello, Mr. Zhongye?" the courier brother said, "Your courier has arrived, please sign for it."

Zhong Ye: "?"

"Wait," he said, "I didn't buy anything."

The courier brother was also stunned: "But the address is here."

The express box is very large, and the weight is not covered. However, the center can also manipulate gravity, and it is not a problem to move in. He cut the tape and opened the box with some caution, and found that there were KTV supporting facilities such as full-range speakers and smart wireless microphones inside. Oh, and there's a card on the facility.

He picked up the card, which had the familiar rounded writing—

Open my box and forget about your injury. The ultimate invincible spiral ascension crackling explosion devout Fuji Hideyoshi.

Zhong Ye: "…"

Looking at the professional audio set protected by foam and plastic paper, money seems to be everywhere.

You must know that Ito's life is not petty, and the quest rewards are all spent in the tavern and the HOST club, and now he has given him such a gift that seems to be enough for her to drink the northwest wind for half a year... I have to say, a little moved.

In fact, he wasn't very angry with Ito, after all, he was a friend, and most of the incidents last time were made by Dazai. The only little bit of anger left was also doused with water, and it was gone.

"Hey, wait, sir!" the courier brother shouted before Zhongye closed.

Zhong also glanced at him: "Is there anything else?"

"Then what," the other party stretched out his palm embarrassedly, "this is a delivery, is it cash or card?"

Zhong Ye: "..."

Give his touch back, right away, right away! !

Meanwhile, in a rental apartment.

I was packing up the small things that I was going to transfer to another rental house. Who knew that the phone suddenly rang and I picked it up. Before I could say "Hello", a loud shout came from the receiver: "You're playing with me. ?!"

I was stunned by this angry roar, and I almost couldn't tell the difference between east, west and northwest: "Zhongye?"

"if not!"

"It's exactly what Aihara said."

"?"

"Giving gifts works wonders, you actually contacted me on the initiative!"

"…"

"You call it a gift?" Zhong also seemed to calm down a bit.

"Don't be angry," I said with a guilty conscience, "I was going to spend the money myself, but I didn't know how shy I was when I paid, so I temporarily changed the card."

Zhong also didn't know how to describe it: "That card is your gift?"

"Giving a goose feather gift for thousands of miles is light and affectionate, have you heard of it?"

"...I have to praise you, right?"

The two of us chatted for a while, and after I guessed that his anger was almost gone, I got to the point: "Then are you still rejecting my call?"

Hearing this, Zhong also paused, and seemed to feel that he had done something wrong in the past two days: "It's all turned over."

That's good that's good.

At this time, my elbow accidentally bumped into something, and Gulugulu rolled under the table. I hurriedly bent over to pick it up, but my hand was too short to reach.

"By the way," Zhong Ye's voice was still in his ear, "Although I don't want to mention it anymore, I have to ask again."

I burrowed my head under the table and stretched my fingers hard.

"When the mission ended that day, Dazai didn't seem to be the same as usual."

"Yeah." A little bit...

"You're acting weird too."

"No way." Phew, finally caught.

"Did you have any handle on him?"

"Ow-!"

This scared me to stand up straight and my head slammed into the table.

"Hello?" Zhong also didn't know why, "What happened to you?"

I got up while rubbing my head, but my head was about to burst and my mouth kept saying it was okay.

The so-called handle is a secret that must never be known to a third party. Although I bumped into it, I am not stupid. I just said that Dazai’s invitation came first. As a person, you must keep your promise and not regret it temporarily. If Dazai’s invitation comes after Chuya, then I am too. will never agree.

Zhong Ye: "You are so trustworthy, I really didn't see it."

"Who said that, I'm a person who keeps promises. I'll let you treat me if I want to treat you. When have I broken my promise!"

"...Fuck off."

Although the process was a bit tortuous, the result was still good, and I and Zhong also reunited.

After that, it's a matter of moving.

Jiro called to say that the formalities had been completed, and I would be OK as long as I moved in directly, so I was still very puzzled, and asked why I didn't sign a contract with the landlord, but Jiro replied that he had already bought the place and let him I live with confidence and dare to be a branch of the Revenge House.

At that time, I wanted to smack his face on the phone, which is rare in a thousand years.

There aren't many things I need to bring with me, after all, as long as Dazai doesn't come to do things, my base is still the rental apartment.

Of course, it's just "not a lot".

The elevator is being repaired. I can only walk into the stairwell with three boxes that are taller than me. It was fine at first, but after two floors, I can't do it. My arms are starting to become weak and my feet are a little bit weak. Disobey.

Just at this time, someone came down from the upstairs.

"Do you need help?"

Listening to this voice, she is also a young and beautiful young lady. I was worried that she might not be able to hold it with a box, so I politely declined: "I'll be there on the first floor, it's not in the way..."

However, as soon as the word "thing" was uttered, my feet tripped on the steps, my center of gravity was unbalanced, and all the boxes fell forward. I stretched out my arms in a conditioned reflex to support the ground with my hands. Before, the waist was suddenly grabbed by someone.

The box was not sealed properly, and the books in it all fell out when I threw it on the ground, and it was a mess.

"Don't be tough when you need help, little girl."

I turned my head and saw that the person holding my waist was a beautiful young lady with short hair, with a butterfly-shaped metal hairpin in her hair.

I stood up straight: "Thank you."

She put down her arms, then walked up the stairs, and helped pack up the book that fell out: "Are you a new resident on the third floor?"

"Ah, yes."

I did say just now that there is one more layer to come.

"It's a coincidence," she put her hands on her hips and picked up the book with the other, "I work upstairs from your house."

I recalled for a moment: "Armed Detective Agency?"

"That's right."

Jiro has supplemented me with the relevant information of the Armed Detective Agency before. There are only three employees, including the president Fukuzawa Yukichi, two men and one woman. The woman is called Yosano Akiko.

In the end, Yosano helped me carry the box up. It is said that this was the reason why she went downstairs in the first place, because the president explained that a friend of the staff would live on the third floor recently and asked her to help take care of it.

I pondered that I can't let people dry for nothing, so I quietly checked my wallet and found that I still had enough coffee to be relieved.

"Excuse me, Miss Yosano," I said. "Can I buy you a cup of coffee?"

Akiko Yosano is a cheerful person, and appeared in the cafe with me a few minutes later.

Smelling the aroma of coffee beans in the room makes people feel more or less happy, but I am not happy for the time being.

"What," asked Yosano after drinking a latte, "Is there something on your mind?"

I touched my face: "Hey, is it obvious?"

"The expression is well camouflaged, but the eyes can't deceive people."

Too.

"Yoshino, how do you think a woman should chase a man?" I looked at her curiously, hoping to get an answer.

The move is a reminder to me that if I don't step up my favorability, I might be forced to emigrate directly to Mars next time.

Yu Xie Ye obviously did not expect me to ask this, and was stunned at the time: "It depends on the current relationship between the two of you. Why, do you have a boy you like?"

"Forget it," I pondered how to position my relationship with Dazai, "According to the current situation, I'm just a brick for him, and it's like where I need to go."

Yu Xeno raised his eyebrows: "How about others?"

"Moody, but one thing's for sure, he's smart."

Smart enough that I had a heart attack the moment I heard his name.

I don't know much about Dazai. After all, we have only had three formal contacts. The first time was in a tavern, and he was called an underwear thief by me. I had a concussion, the third time was in a small villa, he was crippled by my foot...

So he should have a heart attack as soon as he heard my name.

Yosano noticed my entanglement, but misunderstood the direction: "You can try to be proactive."

"What kind of active method?"

"Ask him," she held up her coffee cup and grinned. "If you can't make an appointment, you can force it. If you can't force it, you'll be prescribed medicine. Lock up for two years at most. It's better than your single life."

I:"…"

Unable to refute!

After chatting with Yosano for a long time, a question suddenly emerged from the bottom of my heart, what if I really like Dazai Osamu?

No, it doesn't exist.

I add spoonfuls of sugar to my coffee.

If I really like him, I, Teng Yingjun, will broadcast a Tianlinggai broken stone to the people of the whole country!