Forced to Date a Big Shot

Short joke: cheating

The second year after marriage.

Xiang Huai stared at Xue Xi who was reading a book and said sadly: "Kid, I want to go on a date with you, but you said you want to read a book, but you can spend an hour and a half with him for dinner without fear of wasting time."

Xue Xi: "...He eats slowly."

Xiang Huai frowned in distress: "Kid, I used to think you were slow in love, but I didn't expect that you were doing this to me. You are not slow at all to him. Tell me the truth. When we first met, You just fell in love with him, right?"

Xue Xi turned over a page of the book: "...Well, that's about right."

Xiang Huai: "Sure enough, there is nothing gained by licking the dog. I have tried my best and only got you to look back at me. But with just one word from him, you can drop everything and follow him."

Xue Xi raised her head: "What exactly do you want to say?"

Xiang Huai asked solemnly: "Do you love me more or him more?"

Xue Xi: "...I want to think about this."

Xiang Huai: "Is it difficult to choose? Let me ask another way. If he and I fell into the river together, who would you save first?"

Xue Xi: "He."

Xiang Huai took a step back and covered his chest: "How could you do this to me?"

Xue Xi: "Then go and save him."

Xiang Huai: "He, he, he, he will always be the first in your heart! Only a small amount of space is left for me!"

Xue Xi: "...My son is only six months old and can't swim yet. If I don't save him, shall I play like a mandarin duck with you?"

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