Former Cannon Fodder’s Self-help Manual

(one)

"Besides, there are Fang Qing, Song Yuqiu, Zhou Lan, and Jiang Laiyan."

Lin Fenglu: "..."

"Xia Changhan is the girlfriend he's been chasing after all the time, nothing else."

Lin Fenglu whirled the handle of the water glass: "Xia Changhan..."

After the blood was drawn, Xia Changhan returned to the dormitory directly from the hospital, because he didn't know what was going on for the time being, and he didn't dare to take medicine casually.

But the itching from the wound was stronger than a while.

"Oh, what's going on here?"

Xia Changhan covered her head with the quilt agitatedly, but no matter how she tried to escape, the itching that was present all the time was tormenting her.

She can't stand or sit now, so she has to find something else to divert her attention.

Up to now, only by immersing in the ocean of knowledge can we temporarily forget our troubles. Xia Changhan spread out Marxism-Leninism and carried the book on his back.

The system was almost moved to tears by her studious spirit.

If you listen closely, you can hear Xia Changhan muttering while dozing off: "We will keep our mission in mind, remember Concubine Yang's neon dress dance, learn from Lugu Izuku's indomitable spirit, leave the original grass, and have a mother like a child." Kuaibao, **** the system, I hate you, Lin Fenglu, you are playing hooligans, woo woo woo, it's really cool, the system really didn't lie to me, but will it hurt me?"

System: "...wake up."

Xia Changhan opened his eyes in a daze: "How many pages did I just memorize?"

System: "Several pages."

Xia Changhan cheered up and continued to recite.

She kept memorizing until noon, and the little sisters in the dormitory also came back, but Xia Changhan's condition still didn't improve at all.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, she raised her head, rubbed her eyes, patted her cheek, and finally regained consciousness.

Just woke up, itchy and a little stiff standing beside his bed, looked at the three people who came in, and said hello: "You are back."

Yin Jiehui gave her a strange look: "There is no class, we are back, what are you doing today? Staying in the dormitory all the time?"

"Uh...well, yeah, I didn't go anywhere."

Xia Changhan was too embarrassed, even if she didn't need to look in the mirror, she knew that she must be blushing right now.

Yin Jiehui didn't pay attention to her at first, but when she saw her like this, she immediately raised her eyebrows, and suddenly leaned over to look at her: "Sir, is there something wrong with your situation?"

Xia Changhan didn't expect her to approach suddenly, so he reflexively walked a few steps to the side, but because the bottom was really uncomfortable, his walking posture seemed a little strange.

"Hey, how do you..."

Yin Jiehui touched her smooth chin and thought about it, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in her mind: "Third son, why do you look like you have just had your virginity broken? Could it be because you used too much force, so you can't even walk?" Is it convenient?"

"puff."

Jiang Lingzhi and Li Xin were packing their things at first, but when they heard this, they both laughed and winked at her ambiguously.

"Okay, third child, he actually walked ahead of us."

"Yes, but you have to be careful, don't get too excited, you won't be able to walk."

Yin Jiehui came over, "Hey hey, look at the current state of the third child, does it look like the advanced mathematics we just learned?"

"What?"

"Pinch/force theorem!"

Xia Changhan: "???"

I didn't expect you to be such Yin Jiehui!

Xia Changhan blushed up to his ears, feeling angry and helpless.

What a **** place, her situation is worse than a broken place!

"Boss, don't make fun of me, I'm not feeling well."

Xia Changhan wanted to cry, but her thighs were already sore and limp because she had been forcefully pinching her legs, so she just broke the jar and fell directly on the bed, looking a little sleepy.

Yin Jiehui was just making a casual joke. Seeing that she seemed to be really uncomfortable, she restrained her expression: "Okay, if you are not feeling well, just rest well. If there is anything you can ask us to help."

Xia Changhan replied feebly, but couldn't help complaining in his heart.

She also wanted to ask them to help, but it was really hard to talk about this kind of thing.

A few people chatted and laughed, and soon it was time for dinner. They discussed which cafeteria to go to for dinner. Xia Changhan lay motionless on the bed, as if all his strength had been taken away from him.

Li Xin couldn't stand it any longer, so he took the initiative to say, "Seeing that you don't have much energy, I'll bring you the meal later."

Xia Changhan was actually hungry a long time ago, but she was in a disaster down here, and every step she took was torture, so she would rather be hungry than go out.

Hearing Li Xin's thoughtful words, he was so moved that he was about to cry, and he blew a kiss directly: "Thank you."

It was already past eight o'clock when they came back, Xia Changhan hurriedly finished his meal and immediately went to bed to rest.

Everyone thought she was not feeling well, and no one bothered her.

Early the next morning, when the alarm rang, several people got up one after another.

Usually, everyone went to class together, but Xia Changhan couldn't be too special at this time, and forced himself to go out with them, but regretted it as soon as he walked downstairs to the dormitory.

Jiang Lingzhi looked at Xia Changhan's striding legs, and couldn't help raising her two willow eyebrows: "I said, are you okay? If you are really uncomfortable, you might as well not go."

Xia Changhan also wanted to find a quiet corner where no one was around, but he could hide this kind of thing for a while, but he couldn't hide it for a lifetime. It would take three days for the test results to come out. She couldn't be absent from school for three days, could she?

"It's okay, but my legs are a little sore."

Xia Changhan raised his hand and looked at his watch. It was almost time for class. With her current speed, she might not be able to catch up in time.

After thinking about it, Xia Changhan asked a few people to leave first: "You guys go first, don't worry about me, I will come right away."

Li Xin was a little worried: "But you are alone..."

"It's okay, just take a rest."

Xia Changhan waved his hands and urged: "You guys go first, it's bad if you're late."

Yin Jiehui looked at the time, she really couldn't delay any longer, she simply nodded her head: "That's ok, take your time, if you really can't do it, call us."

"Um."

Xia Changhan had never realized that the distance from the dormitory to the teaching building was so long. She moved forward step by step, and the itching below was about to destroy all her sanity.

After finally coming to the classroom, he was late as expected. Xia Changhan pushed open the door and walked in, nodding apologetically: "Teacher, I'm sorry, I'm late."

More than half a hundred professors glanced at her, and didn't criticize her too much. They waved their hands and let her in.

Xia Changhan breathed a sigh of relief, but then his scalp became numb again. Now he is in a large classroom, surrounded by people. Everyone is looking at her. There is something meaningful in the look in her eyes.

She felt like a naked person with no clothes on, all the secrets were exposed to the air, and she squeezed her palms nervously, only to realize that the palms were densely covered with cold sweat.

Facing everyone's gaze, Xia Changhan finally came to his place, Yin Jiehui threw her a look, Xia Changhan couldn't care less, took out the textbook from his schoolbag, and directly blocked his reddened cheeks.

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. Such a thing was really embarrassing and thrown at grandma's house. This was the first time Xia Changhan encountered such a thing, and Xia Changhan felt like cursing others.

Xia Changhan gritted his teeth angrily, and asked in his heart: "System, tell me the fuck, did this original body suffer from some kind of disease?"

It happened that as soon as she crossed over, it landed on her body.

After three seconds of silence, the system replied with three words: "Hen."

Depend on!

She couldn't help it anymore: "I don't know anything, what's the use of you?"

system:"…"

"waste!"

"..."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

After finally getting out of class, Xia Changhan sat motionless on the chair, staring at the blackboard in a daze. Yin Jiehui packed her schoolbag and came over and asked, "Why? Still not leaving?"

"I want to move…"

Xia Changhan raised his head and smiled awkwardly at her, putting on an appearance of studying hard and making progress every day: "I haven't mastered what the teacher said just now, I want to review it again, you go first."

Yin Jiehui raised her eyebrows: "Third brother, your reaction is not quite right. Is there something you are hiding from us?"

"How can..."

Xia Changhan laughed dryly with a guilty conscience, and quickly changed the subject: "I was already late, and I didn't understand what the teacher said, so I want to review it again, otherwise in the long run, my grades will definitely go backwards."

If someone else said this, Yin Jiehui might not believe it, but Xia Changhan has a harmless face, plus he is usually lively and cheerful, and has good academic performance. To be extra convincing.

Yin Jiehui nodded: "Okay then, I won't bother you here. Do you want to have dinner with us later?"

Xia Changhan just wanted to be alone now, so that no one would see her embarrassment. How could she still be in the mood to eat with them, so she quickly shook her head and refused: "No, I'll just eat whatever I want."

"Okay, then I'm leaving."

While the two were talking, other people in the classroom had already left one after another, and soon Xia Changhan was the only one left.

Then she breathed a sigh of relief and relaxed a little.

This inexplicable feeling was about to kill her, Xia Changhan collapsed on the chair collapsed, not knowing when this kind of day would be the end.

After getting used to it, Xia Changhan simply reviewed his homework in the classroom. The task required him to be admitted to the graduate students of Kyoto University. If he didn't work hard, he wouldn't even be able to pass the graduate students of this school.

It wasn't until after reading a chapter of high mathematics that I got up and left. As a result, I was just two steps away when someone suddenly slapped me on the shoulder.

Xia Changhan was so frightened that his whole body trembled, his legs trembled, and he almost knelt on the ground.

She turned her head with a dark face, just in time to meet Qin Xiao's bright smile.

"Xiao Han, let's go eat together."

Qin Xiao took Xia Changhan's arm and was about to leave, regardless of whether Xia Changhan would agree or not.

Seeing this guy, Xia Changhan became even angrier. She was still wondering whether this physical disease was transmitted to her by Qin Xiao, a scumbag. The more she thought about it, the more likely it was.

Xia Changhan was so angry that he pulled out his arm with all his strength, and slapped Qin Xiao's face with his backhand: "Don't touch me."

Qin Xiao staggered back twice after being beaten, and it took him a long time to stand still. He covered half of his swollen face, and looked at Xia Changhan in disbelief: "You hit me?"

Xia Changhan dared to hit him? Is this still the gentle Xia Changhan he knew before?

But in Xia Changhan's view, Qin Xiao is just a scumbag, not to mention playing with the original owner's feelings, and wanting the original owner to be a mistress, he is simply a fighter among scumbags.

"What's wrong with hitting you, I'm still stepping on you!"

With a cold snort, Xia Changhan lifted her foot and stomped on Qin Xiao's foot heavily. This was not enough to relieve her anger. She crushed it hard, then turned around and left, leaving her standing there in pain. Qin Xiao squatted down and covered his feet.

And in a dark corner, with the slight sound of the DSLR taking pictures, the scene of Qin Xiao being slapped by Xia Changhan was clearly recorded.

Looking at the newly acquired photos, the private detective couldn't help but smile, lowered the hat on his head, turned around and strode away.