Former Cannon Fodder’s Self-help Manual

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"I'm going to kick you out, you little **** who talks about your master behind your back."

Hongmei flinched, hurriedly silenced, and pulled Luhe's sleeve: "My good sister, I can't speak my head, so please don't say it."

Luhe glared at her angrily: "If I wait for my mouth to break, can you still serve me in Meiyuan now?"

Hongmei smiled and said: "I knew my sister was a good one."

"I don't need you to say that I'm good. No matter how kind Sanniang is, she's still the master. You're just a servant. Be more careful when you speak in the future."

"Yes, yes, I will definitely pay attention."

Luhe looked at Hongmei who obviously didn't listen to her heart and sighed, glanced at the hourglass in the corner of the corner of her eyes, and said in a low voice: "It's time, you go and ask Sanniang to get up, I just came in from the outside, I'm afraid I won't get up The cold air passed to Sanniang."

"Hey," Hongmei replied, opened the curtain and entered the room.

"Sanniang, it's time to get up," Hongmei called softly.

The moon-white bed curtain trembled slightly, and a soft and waxy voice came from inside, "What time is it?"

"It's Yin time already, half a quarter later the bell and drum will be knocked on the gate of Tai Chi."

Xia Changhan poked her head out from under the warm quilt, the corners of her eyes filled with morning tears, she covered her mouth with her hands and yawned slightly, when she was about to get up, a porcelain-white arm He turned over and hugged Xia Changhan, "It's still early, let's rest for a while."

Xia Changhan was taken aback, and immediately regained his energy.

She sat up abruptly, lifted the quilt, and a graceful carcass came into view. The person on the bed was naked/naked, with a slender waist and limbs that could not be grasped. As Xia Changhan stood up, the whole person hung on Xia Changhan's body. On his body, he could still feel the softness in front of this person through the obscene clothes.

She stuck to Xia Changhan's body and fell into a drowsy sleep: "Don't mess around, I'm very sleepy."

Xia Changhan's cheeks were flushed, and she wanted to tear her off her body, but because this person was completely naked and had nowhere to start, she raised her hands stiffly in the air, "I, I still have to go to school, you let go first." open me."

"What's the use of your Laoshi children learning it? It's nothing more than learning some piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. If you know a few words, you can marry a good man in the future. Why don't you go to southern Xinjiang with me and become a king of the mountain, eating and drinking every day?" Spicy, so happy."

When Xia Changhan heard about Nanjiang, he knew that this person was Anadan, the Miao woman who gave her the sachet.

Anadan is the head of the Miao people, and was awarded the post of chieftain by the sage, and she came to Beijing to report on her duties.

Xia Changhan said: "I am the daughter of the princess, equivalent to the granddaughter of the head of your Miao nationality, and I need to go to southern Xinjiang with you to eat and drink spicy food."

Anadan stood up, naked and eye-catching, but she didn't care, and corrected Xia Changhan seriously: "I don't have a granddaughter as old as you."

Xia Changhan first glanced at Anadan's turbulent waves, and then realized that his behavior was inappropriate, so he quickly looked away, Anadan giggled and said, "You Han women are too reserved, not like our southern Xinjiang women at all. , but I like your shyness."

Xia Changhan grabbed the two corners of the quilt and wrapped Anadan layer by layer until there was no trace of spring in sight.

Anadan struggled a bit at first, seeing Xia Changhan was very determined, so she stopped moving and let Xia Changhan wrap her into a rice dumpling.

Xia Changhan breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "I'm not saying I'm your granddaughter, it's just a metaphor."

Anadan dissatisfied: "You Han people have too many detours in your mind, can't you just say it straight?"

Xia Changhan was stunned, and couldn't understand how she became a chieftain.

Anadan gave Xia Changhan a sideways look, "Are you laughing at me in your heart?"

Xia Changhan opened his mouth to lie: "No."

Anadan said suspiciously: "I always feel that there is something wrong with your expression."

She immediately said generously: "It doesn't matter if you're joking at me, I'm the most impatient about this, if it wasn't for Eminem, I would have quit working as a chieftain long ago."

Xia Changhan guessed that maybe the Eminem that Adana was talking about was her staff, her think tank.

The sky was turning white, and the sound of passionate drums woke up the sleeping capital.

Hearing the sound of the drum, Xia Changhan said, "If you want to sleep, you can continue to rest. I have to get up and go to school."

Anadan was so tightly bound by the thick quilt that she couldn't even move. She watched Xia Changhan step over her, lifted the bed curtain, jumped out of the bed and walked out.

Seeing Xia Changhan coming out of the room in thin obscene clothes, Lu He hurriedly picked up the cloak on the screen and went up to him, wrapped Xia Changhan up, and said angrily: "Sanniang, the hourglass outside is replaced by an hourglass. If you come out without putting on any clothes, if you catch the wind and cold, you will be fine."

Xia Changhan said: "How can it be so delicate, and the earth dragon is burning outside, so it's not too cold."

Although Luhe disagreed, he didn't say anything anymore. He took the clothes that were baked on the warm cage and put them on for Xia Changhan. After he was dressed, he took out a toothbrush made of bristles and green salt from the cabinet and put them on the table. superior.

Xia Changhan walked to the table, picked up a toothbrush, dipped green salt into his mouth, and smelled a strange smell.

She put down her toothbrush and asked, "Where's the toothbrush you used a few days ago?"

Luhe replied: "The old one has curly hair all around, and Hongmei took it away, but the new one is not easy to use?"

"It smells like pig hair. It's very difficult to use. Bring me a willow branch."

Lu He agreed to fetch two willow branches. Xia Changhan bit the willow branches and dipped them in green salt to brush his teeth. There was a faint astringent taste in his mouth. Lu He handed over a glass of mouthwash at the right time, and Xia Changhan drank it. He spit it out into the copper basin again, diluting the astringent taste in his mouth.

Luhe put away the remaining willow branches and the green salt jar, opened it, and brought out a porcelain bowl that was still steaming.

"The chef made Hoto today, and Sanniang is about to warm up with a bowl."

Xia Changhan picked up the silver chopsticks and glanced at it. The snow-white noodles were floating up and down in the clear soup, and the green onions were sprinkled on the surface. Isn't this noodle soup?

Luhe took out two small white porcelain plates from the food box and put them on the table. The plate on the left was filled with red spicy rice oil, and the plate on the right was filled with dusty pepper powder.

Luhe put the food box on the low stool aside and said, "Sanniang, can I order some spicy rice oil and pepper?"

Xia Changhan said: "I'll do it myself," as he spoke, dipped a little pepper powder into the bowl with his chopsticks and stirred it, bowed his head and took a sip of the hot soup.

Lu He pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Sanniang drink slowly, it's bad for the stomach if you drink too fast."

Xia Changhan got into the carriage with the copper hand stove in his arms after breakfast, and walked all the way to the school.

The carriage of the Princess Mansion just left the gate, and the carriage of the Dingguo Mansion next door also drove out of Chongrenfang, not far behind the carriage of the Princess Mansion.