Fortunate Young Gentleman

The 56th chapter of the main text of Ruyi Xiaolangjun, Don’t you have any ideas either? “What ideas?”

Tang Yaoyao looked at him, looking him up and down, with a smile on her face, which made Tang Ning shudder.

At this moment, she lived up to the name of a fairy.

“We now need a woman who is separated from her beloved…” Tang Yaoyao looked at him and sighed, “But time is so tight, where can I find such a person?”

This is not a problem that Tang Ning needs to consider.

You need to use your brain to copy poems. If you don’t care about anything and just copy them randomly, you will make a big joke.

Giving Xin Qiji’s poems to Tang Yaoyao is obviously inappropriate. The artistic conception and situation don’t match.

Li Qingzhao’s poems can match the artistic conception and situation, but the character’s experience doesn’t match. She expresses her longing for her husband who is separated from her husband. They, a group of single dogs, can only miss spring. Missing becomes spring, which immediately lowers the level of the whole poem.

While Tang Ning was thinking about this, he found that Tang Yaoyao had been staring at him.

"Why are you looking at me?" He looked at Tang Yaoyao in surprise and said, "I don't have a lover who lives apart from me. Besides, I'm not a woman..."

Tang Yaoyao shook her head and said, "You can be..."

This involved personal insults. He had to prove that he was a man. Tang Ning stood up and touched his waist.

"What are you doing!" Tang Yaoyao covered her face with both hands, looking at him through her fingers with expectation and curiosity.

Tang Ning took out a small wooden sign from his waist and handed it to her. This was equivalent to a pass. Everyone had one. It recorded simple personal information and clearly engraved "Tang Ning, male".

Tang Yaoyao didn't look at the wooden sign, waved his hand, and said, "Of course I know you are not a woman, but you can pretend to be a woman. Let Xiu'er help you dress up. Others will definitely not recognize you. Xiu'er is very good at dressing people up..."

Tang Ning put away the wooden sign and turned to walk outside.

I thought I just needed to find a poem for her, but she went too far. Writing a poem wasn't enough, she even wanted me to dress like a woman!

Although Tang Ning couldn't be a man, where was his dignity as a man when he wore women's clothes?

Besides, she didn't give him any extra money for wearing women's clothes...

Tang Yaoyao chased after him and said hurriedly, "One thousand taels, I'll give you all the silver my father gave me as a reward!"

"This isn't a matter of money..." Tang Ning waved his hand and continued to walk forward.

Tang Yaoyao caught up and said again: "I made a bet with Wu Wenting. The bet is one thousand taels of silver. I'll give you that one thousand taels too!"

Tang Ning stopped, turned around and looked at her, and said seriously: "This is really not a matter of money!"

Tang Yaoyao hurriedly dragged him into the house and said: "I know, this is not a matter of money, but when a friend is in trouble, you can't just stand by and watch him die, right?"

Although it was not a matter of money, Tang Ning wanted to pay back the money he owed to Tang Yaoyao as soon as possible, and then help his uncle and aunt buy a shop in the city so that they could do some small business. It's not good to stay idle at home all the time, and Xiaoru can't always weave cloth...

These require a lot of money.

Making money is something that men can do.

At this moment, Tang Ning's mind emerged with the words of Mr. Lu Xun.

In China, the greatest, most permanent, and most common art is men pretending to be women.

At this moment, he deeply understood the words of the great man and the difficulty of life.

All for the sake of life...

"Only this time!" Tang Ning turned to look at Tang Yaoyao and gritted her teeth, "This matter cannot be known to anyone except you and Xiu'er!"

Tang Yaoyao patted her chest and said, "Don't worry!"

She walked to the closet, opened the door, and began to search.

Tang Ning thought for a moment and said, "Let me make it clear first, I won't wear your bellyband!"

"Who asked you to wear it!" Tang Yaoyao blushed and took a white dress and said, "Wearing this, you can't see what you're wearing from the outside. As long as you don't say anything, it won't be easy to tell..."

She waved to Xiu'er and said, "Why are you still standing there? Dress him up!"

Tang Ning changed his clothes and sat at the dressing table. Xiu'er let his hair down and quickly changed it into a hairstyle that Tang Ning couldn't name but had liked before.

After combing his hair as quickly as possible, she began to smear a powdery substance on his face.

The woman's hairstyle had made him a little uncomfortable, but since he had made up his mind, he would not change it.

Tang Ning simply closed his eyes and let her do what she wanted.

The faint fragrance coming from his clothes made him feel uneasy.

This was the scent of Tang Yaojing. Tang Ning closed his eyes, thinking of her.

Xiu'er put something on his face and started to draw eyebrows. After that, she drew something on his cheeks and finally his lips...

She put a piece of paper to Tang Ning's lips and said, "Open your mouth and lick it gently."

...

"Alright!"

After an unknown amount of time, Tang Ning finally heard Xiu'er's long sigh of relief.

He opened his eyes and Xiu'er and Tang Yaoyao stood in front of him, with strange expressions on their faces.

"I told you..." Tang Ning looked at them and shook his head, "I can't pretend to be a woman..."

"Don't talk..." Tang Yaoyao glanced at him and exclaimed: "I didn't expect that you would be so beautiful in a woman's costume. As long as you don't talk, they won't notice..."

She pulled Tang Ning to a huge bronze mirror.

The Tang family is indeed the richest family in Lingzhou. Even the bronze mirror is the kind that can reflect the whole body.

In the mirror is a person who is both familiar and unfamiliar.

Familiar because it is himself, unfamiliar because the face in the mirror has become a woman he has never seen before.

Her eyebrows and eyes are picturesque, and she is graceful.

Oriental makeup techniques are so terrifying.

Tang Ning didn't know that he actually had the talent to be a cross-dresser...

He stood in front of the mirror for a long time before looking at Tang Yaoyao and pointing at his throat.

Some men have smaller Adam's apples, but women's Adam's apples are generally not so obvious.

"This is easy." Tang Yaoyao took out a silk scarf from the cabinet, tied it around his neck, and said happily: "That's it!"

Tang Ning was thin, and wearing Tang Yaoyao's clothes, he couldn't tell much from his figure. Although he was taller than Tang Yaoyao, who was already considered tall among women, he was still within the normal height range.

As long as he didn't speak, not only others, but even he himself couldn't tell.

Tang Yaoyao circled around his body, and seemed to have discovered something, frowning again.

She ran to the table, took two pears, handed them to him, and said tentatively: "Or, put this in your clothes, so it will be more like..."

"No need." Tang Ning shook his head, glanced at her chest, and said lightly: "Don't you have it too?"

...

Wu's house.

Half an hour had passed, and before a cup of tea, Xue Yun had already written a work, which received unanimous praise from everyone.

Wu Wenting glanced in a certain direction and asked, "It's been so long, why hasn't Sister Yaoyao come yet?"

Somewhere in the hall, a woman was anxious, but she still said, "The agreed time hasn't come yet, why are you so anxious?"

A woman next to Wu Wenting chuckled and said, "Could it be that she didn't do it and ran away at the last minute?"

Wu Wenting shook her head and said, "Simin, don't say that, how could Sister Yaoyao be that kind of person..."

"I just walked in the garden, who ran away at the last minute?" Tang Yaoyao walked in from outside and said to the two of them.

Wu Wenting stood up and asked with a smile, "Sister Xue has just written a poem "A Cut Plum", I wonder if Sister Yaoyao has thought about it?"

Tang Yaoyao hadn't spoken yet, and suddenly a girl's crisp voice came from outside.

Xiuer came in from outside and said, "Miss, my cousin is here, waiting for you at home!"

"What, my cousin is here?" Tang Yaoyao showed a "happy look" on her face and said, "Take me to see her..."

She looked back at Wu Wenting and said, "There are guests at home, I'll leave for a while."

Tang Yaoyao's behavior was obviously a desertion in the eyes of Wu Wenting and others.

The woman named Zhang Simin hurriedly stepped forward and said, "It's lively here tonight. If Miss Tang has any guests at home, why not come together and get to know each other..."

Tang Yaoyao looked at Wu Wenting, with a hesitant look on her face, and said, "My cousin has just come to Lingzhou and is not familiar with it. She doesn't know anyone. Isn't this a bad idea?"

"It's just right to take this opportunity to get to know a few more friends and get familiar with the customs and customs of Lingzhou..." Wu Wenting smiled and said, "We are all women, what's wrong with that?"

Tang Yaoyao thought about it and nodded, "That's good..."