Fourth Hospital Patient Exchange Forum

"...The position in the inpatient department of the Sixth Hospital is vacant, and we are now sincerely calling for a nurse for rounds. There is no gender limit, age limit, and seniority limit..."

"Yesterday, the staff reported that Mr. Zhang in the mortuary took bribes and used his power for personal gain, which seriously violated the hospital's fair and just attitude towards every patient, as well as the honest and honest style. He has now been dismissed and handed over to the hospital's Medical Dispute Office to handle it... "

"..."

"Yesterday morning, the first course of treatment in the Sixth Hospital achieved phased success. With the joint efforts of medical staff and patients, three patients have completed the treatment. The patient nicknamed 'Heir of the Deaf' won the top spot again. Let us express our warmest wishes to her." congratulate…"

"...The patient performed excellently during the course of treatment and won the honorary titles of 'Dean of St. Elizabeth Yu' and 'Chain Saw Maniac'. Let us congratulate her again..."

"Besides, the patient nicknamed 'Halined Egg Girl 438' performed very well in the course of treatment yesterday and was awarded the honorary title of 'Minus of Tiger'. Let us congratulate her..."

"...The patient nicknamed 'The nickname is so difficult' performed excellently in yesterday's course of treatment, and was awarded the honorary title of 'helping the evil'. Let us congratulate her..."

Zhao Lan: "..."

Zhou Xiaozhen opened her mouth wide.

Yu Xiao's cheeks twitched for a while, unable to utter a thousand words, and finally choked out a sentence, "Listen, even the news praises us."

"Sister Xiao." Zhou Xiaozhen had a complicated expression, "Actually, I don't know how to comfort people, so I don't need to talk."

Yu Xiao: "..."

"Sigh." Zhao Lan's expression was both happy and sad, "It's a good thing I didn't use my real name when I picked up my nickname, otherwise I would lose my life at the end of the year."

"Sister Lan, it won't happen." Zhou Xiaozhen said, "You're still young, and you haven't reached the age where you won't be safe in the evening."

Zhao Lan: "Thank you, I have been comforted."

"Ahem." Yu Xiao coughed in embarrassment, "Actually, titles are not important at all, just like Sister Lan said, no one knows who we are anyway."

"That's true." Zhou Xiaozhen quickly thought about it, "Others still want it, and a title rewards four points, and one point can be bought for ten days. In other words, forty days are given away for nothing. Such a good thing Where to find it?"

Hearing what she said, Zhao Lan's complexion improved a lot.

She felt a little embarrassed for her entanglement, "I think it's bad, this is indeed a good thing. The points rewarded after each course of treatment are the same, so we are currently widening the gap with other patients in terms of points. The only way is to get as many titles as possible, and it doesn't matter whether the titles sound good or not."

"That's right." Yu Xiao said with a smile: "You see my title is Chainsaw Maniac, did I say anything?"

"Ah? Sister Xiao, don't you like this title?" Zhou Xiaozhen looked at Yu Xiao staringly, "I think this title is super cool!"

"..."

"Cough, I feel a little hungry." Yu Xiao changed the subject, "Let's have breakfast."

The three of them were busy eating, but they didn't know what kind of sensation the news just now caused in other hospitals. Countless patients couldn't control their swearing.

"Fuck! Did I hear correctly? Is that St. Elizabeth the same St. Elizabeth I've been to..."

"Damn it, is the current rookie like this?"

"I admit that some people are really good, and they are naturally suitable for this kind of game, but it shouldn't be too outrageous..."

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In the ward, at the door of the room, Yu Xiao and the three stood in a very relaxed and casual posture, chatting with each other while waiting for the dining car to be pushed over.

"I found a problem." Yu smiled and said, "Eating here also requires money. What if someone runs out of money, what should I do? Will I starve to death?"

Zhao Lan and Zhou Xiaozhen had never thought about this problem, but now that they thought about it, they realized that it was indeed a problem.

"Didn't die at the hands of ghosts, but starved to death because of lack of money..." Zhou Xiaozhen frowned and shook her head, "This is too tragic."

"The problems that the three of us newcomers can find, those old people from the first to the fifth hospital must know better than us." Zhao Lan said: "Don't think too much, let's study the forum of the fourth hospital after dinner to see if there is such a problem. introduction."

"Yeah." Yu Xiao nodded, "I need to hurry up and draw more talismans, who knows how many ghosts I'll meet next time."

Just as we were talking, the dining car arrived, and a magnetic voice outside the door said, "Do you want food?"

"Yes." Zhou Xiaozhen changed her posture, casually carrying the mahjong box, and said, "Let's say yes first, we have mahjong props and talismans. If you're not a real food delivery person, you can get away early. "

"I'm serious." The voice outside said, "What would you like to eat?"

Zhou Xiaozhen said: "For breakfast, just eat something light and refreshing. Three bowls of clear porridge, ten spring rolls, three salted duck eggs, one plate of pickled mustard, one piece of braised duck wings, and half a roast chicken. By the way, you two What else do you want to eat?"

Yu Xiao showed distress, "That's it..."

"Okay, I'll open the door." Zhou Xiaozhen said and opened the door with a gap big enough for a lunch box to slip in.

It was still pitch black outside, and a thick bone hand carried an oversized bag and handed it over.

Zhou Xiaozhen was stunned when she saw it, "Is this the real delivery man?"

Zhao Lan pondered: "No one stipulates that the real food delivery staff must be human."

"It makes sense." Zhou Xiaozhen took the bag.

Yu Xiao was about to scan the QR code when he heard the voice outside saying, "I wish you a pleasant meal. If you have any comments on this service, please let me know~"

After speaking, there was the sound of "Gu Lu Gu Lu" pushing the cart outside.

"..."

Yu smiled with a question mark on his face, "Does he not want money?"

"Not only does it cost no money." Zhou Xiaozhen said doubtfully, "The service attitude is also very good."

The two looked at Zhao Lan, and Zhao Lan thought what I was doing, I had no fewer question marks than you.

"It's...not a bad thing." Zhao Lan could only comfort herself and everyone else, "The free breakfast is free."

That's right, the three of them opened the bag, and then they all exclaimed.

"Ooh!"

"Good guy!"

Yu Xiao held a box of roast chicken, "Xiaozhen, did you order a roast chicken?"

"I only ordered half of one." Zhou Xiaozhen also took out a lunch box, "Are these three salted duck eggs? There are at least eight."

"Also, look at the spring rolls." Zhao Lan opened a box, "Do you have twenty of them?"

"This..." Yu Xiao couldn't understand, "Not only does he not need money, but his attitude is so good, and he also gave away so much food. Is there a conspiracy?"

"It's not so much a conspiracy as a flattery." Zhao Lan stroked his chin, his eyes gleaming with wisdom, "He said just now that he wished you a pleasant meal, but it was you, not you, which means he was speaking to someone of."

"Oh~" Zhou Xiaozhen immediately understood, "Sister Xiao, he is trying to curry favor with you."

"Yeah." Zhao Lan nodded, "Let me just say, it doesn't make sense that only the water house ghost and the house inspection ghost want to change jobs."

Yu Xiao was at a loss for what to do, she was twenty years old this year, and it has been less than twenty years since she came into this world. She has not stepped into the society yet, and she is not a peerless beauty. It is the first time she is being courted like this, and she feels a little uncomfortable. And the other party is not human, so she is even more uncomfortable.

It seems that the St. Elizabeth Mental Hospital is a very good unit, but it is a pity that Yu Xiao doesn't want to die, otherwise it is very promising to be a dean with peace of mind.

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but sigh, even if one day she leaves the game and returns to reality, she probably won't be able to sit as the dean for the rest of her life.

Suddenly feel a little melancholy...

The three of them were full from the meal, and even so, they didn't finish all the meals.

Yu Xiao was ready to draw a talisman with a full stomach. It is said that mental exercise consumes the most energy, so she prepared to draw a talisman to digest food. Zhou Xiaozhen heard that sleeping is the fastest way to digest, so she chose to lie down. Zhao Lan didn't intend to waste her time, she chose to study the Forum of the Fourth Academy.

All three of them have work to do, and everyone has a bright future.

Since Yu Xiao's qi luck has been successful, her success rate in drawing talismans has risen to a higher level, and there are almost no failures. In less than half an hour, she had already drawn dozens of lightning strike charms. Although this talisman is easy to use, drawing this kind of talisman always makes her tired. She thought it was time to try a new talisman.

"Smile!" Zhao Lan, who was surfing the forum, suddenly exclaimed, "You're hot!"

Yu smiled: "?"

Zhou Xiaozhen was startled awake, "What's on fire?"

"Xiaoxiao, you are angry, you are discharged from the hospital!" Zhao Lan was very excited, "Now there are several posts about you in the forum of the Fourth Hospital."

"Ah?" Yu Xiao looked confused, "Let me see."

Zhou Xiaozhen: "I want to see it too!"

The three of them huddled together on the same bed, their heads gathered together to concentrate on browsing the forum.

The first post Yu Xiao saw was: [I have something to say about that newcomer from the Sixth Hospital! 】

[NO.1 Landlord: I read several posts about the newcomer of the Sixth Hospital in the forum, but I want to say that for those who have never been to St. Elizabeth, they simply cannot understand the horror of this matter. ]

[NO.2 Landlord: First of all, although I am not in the top ten of the rankings, I have made it to the top 20 with my own efforts, and I still have some experience in entering the dungeon of treatment. Today I'm going to talk about this St. Elizabeth, the full name of St. Elizabeth's Mental Hospital. I am a copy of this course of treatment that has progressed for three months. At that time, ten of us went in, and only three survived. ]

[NO.3. . : The top 20 are big guys too. ]

[NO4=.=: Onlookers! ]

[NO.5 Landlord: How to say about this dungeon, it’s just one word, pit! Very cheated, especially cheated, definitely the most cheated dungeon I have ever entered. Especially the attending doctor, George, who is a peerless bully. He cheated us just after entering the dungeon, I still can’t swallow this breath when I think about it now, if I can’t beat the medical staff, I will definitely kill him, he is an idiot, **** @#￥%…&*]

[NO.6 Yuyu: The host is so excited. ]

[NO.7^-^: Big brother, don't get excited, calm down. ]

[…]

[NO.19 Landlord: Sorry, I was too excited just now, let’s get back to the topic. After entering the dungeon, George told us to start a test and let each patient tell why he came to St. Elizabeth. The first patient nominated by George was a player. We knew very little information at the time. The player thought it was really a psychiatric hospital, so he made up a story about how he went crazy.

It turns out that this is wrong. The correct answer should be to die before entering St. Elizabeth, so we should make up a cause of death for ourselves, not the experience of going crazy. Four players in a row were fooled, and they were exposed as human beings on the spot...]