The distance from Tu Shan is getting shorter and shorter, and the temptations of the three of them every day are becoming more and more frequent, like the food that Zhao Yi eats, the things he uses, and even the air around him have been poisoned, but Zhao Yi just didn't have any, which made the three of them crazy for a while.
"Hmm, I always feel almost meaningful when I eat this meal, Luolan girl, you add all kinds of secret poisons and strange poisons in your southern country to my meal, I am a person with a heavy mouth, and I have to order poison for every meal."
"Why is this boiled water tasteless? Chenxu, you are well-informed, help me add some medicinal herbs to it, and add water to me for any intestinal grass, arsenic, etc., so that it can taste a little."
"Xiao Tan~, my meal is a little dirty, you help me wash it, right! Just wash it with Heding Red, what? You don't have Heding Red? Then you can use whatever poison you have, boss, I've been taking this bite recently."
Ever since he soaked in the Holy Poison Pool to obtain the ability to be invincible to all poisons, Zhao Yi has always wanted to try this ability, so after hearing Huandu Luolan's proposal, Zhao Yi was so excited that he grinned every day, and the rift girl in the cherry blossom country next door had to be scared away.
"Damn! I can't stand it! Boss, this big freak! I admit defeat and quit the competition, you two continue to compete."
Jade Xiaotan threw Zhao Yi's chopsticks and shouted frantically.
"I also quit, Zhao Gongzi is really very human, I feel that no one in this world can poison him."
After Jiang Chen sighed in vain, he also announced his withdrawal with a look of frustration.
"I said how could my father, the big demon emperor, be defeated, it turns out that the boss is extremely poisonous and difficult to invade, and he can despise everyone in our southern country with this ability boss."
"I'll quit too, so this time the competition will be invalidated."
Huan Du Luolan rubbed the dark circles under the same style as the old lady, and said with a yawn.
"Soyi, what are you doing here?!Stand back!Twenty steps away from me!
" Tu Shan Yaya, who was holding a bowl of "ghost pepper noodles", was swollen by the spicy lips and tears falling down, and when she was about to find a handkerchief to wipe her tears, a familiar and unfamiliar smell came to her.
Why is this smell familiar and unfamiliar? Because Yihe Langbei still felt that the food he had made before was not smelly enough, so he took their food and ran to negotiate with Zhao Yi.
In the end, Zhao Yi, who compromised, threw them a box of canned herring, and the two "chemists" picked up the canned herring as if they had obtained a treasure, and it was perfectly integrated with the food they had made before, which led to the further escalation of the smell, and it really achieved that as long as it was stained with a little soup, it could stink for 10,000 years and endure.
"Ahem.... Ahem, Miss Yaya, I feel that the boss has been a little mentally abnormal recently, yelling every day to take poison, if we go back to Tushan, Miss Honghong is not allowed to ask us."
As soon as Yi Yi spoke, the surrounding flowers and trees withered directly, well, the upgraded version of the food they developed was a dick.
"Well, what you said does make some sense, so is there anything you can do?"
Tu Shan Yaya asked with a pinching of her nose.
"No.... Nope".
"Then you don't hurry up! Look at how many normal people there are in this convoy!? You are not normal than a little white face! I have to treat you and Lang Bei before I treat him!" Tu
Shan Yaya directly yelled at Gu Yi, in the past few days, the entire convoy except for Jiang Wuying, Mingyue, Gai Lao Taijun and those Yinyue guards are normal, the rest are all abnormal, even Meow Ying is a little abnormal, practicing singing in the team every day, wanting to be a well-known singer like Zhao Yi.
"I'm a cat happy star cat ~ ,.........".
As he was talking, Meow Ying's voice came in from outside.
"Yes, yes, just sing like this! Relax your tongue! You have already sung very well, and the sound will be more perfect if your voice is more even and coherent!" Zhao
Yi taught Meow Ying how to sing, Meow Ying's timbre is very good, but she has not undergone systematic training and will not be able to sing sporadically because of those singing skills.
"Damn! Meow Ying opened her mouth again! Miss, I'll run first!" So
Yi ran directly to the back of the convoy, and directly plunged into the "poison circle" created by himself and Lang Bei, as soon as he entered the circle, he felt that the whole air was a lot fresher and his breathing was much smoother.
"Old man, you're talking to me here, it's useless! If I hadn't cooked for you every day in my last life, you would have starved to death."
"Cut~, if the old man hadn't kindly adopted you, you would have starved to death on the streets, and you wouldn't be able to catch up with the heat when you eat."
The old man and the young man who demolished each other in front of the convoy changed their faces after hearing the sound from behind, and directly closed their hearing, and then continued to ride a horse and look at each other's talking lips.
"Poofha, little rabbit, I think Zhao Gongzi and they are really interesting! I really like them more and more."
Jiang Wuying herself likes to dance knives and guns, and this time she saw that Zhao Yi and they had more work than her, and she was even more excited for a while.
"Well, Sister Yingying, Zhao Gongzi is not usually like this, maybe Zhao Gongzi has something happy about these days."
Mingyue rubbed her temples and said speechlessly.
The whole convoy is like a moving "mental hospital", just slowly driving towards Tu Mountain, the bandits and bandits along the way, all kinds of monsters are frightened, and the whole convoy is like a symphony orchestra with a strange smell from a distance.
Originally, more than 20 Silver Moon guards were enough to hang, and there was a group of crazy people behind them, how could this battle be fought?
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