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Xie Lan held the phone in her hand and giggled non-stop. After laughing, she simply lay down on the table and hammered the surface with her hands.

Laughing so much that Hu Lixin looked at her helplessly holding his job bowl: "Your smile is too low!"

"Hahaha... don't you think it's funny?" Xie Lan asked while holding back a laugh.

"It's funny, but I don't want you to laugh like this. I feel like you're going to die laughing..."

It was half past nine in the morning, and they were having breakfast, but because of Xie Lan's exaggerated smile, they could barely eat the breakfast.

Although they got up to watch a UEFA Champions League match, they didn't sleep until noon, and they still got up at nine o'clock.

Of course, the time to get up at nine o'clock is definitely not early, because they usually get up at seven o'clock. But for those who watched the Champions League, this time is not too late.

Hu Lixin taught football to children in elementary school, so he didn't have to go to school in the morning, and he always had lunch at home before going to school without any special circumstances.

Xie Lan was still eating breakfast at home at this time, but didn't go out, so he was already late.

But she had already greeted the director in advance, as long as there was a game for her son Hu Lai, she would go to work half a day late the next day.

The director agreed without saying a word.

Now Xie Lan's class is becoming more and more casual. It's almost like going to retirement status, but he just doesn't leave the job.

In fact, her unit does not want Xie Lan to leave. After all, it is a very proud thing for their unit to have a mother of a Chinese football hero working in their unit.

Now that she was late for a long time, she was not in a hurry to go to work, so she ate breakfast and swiped Weibo in a comfortable mood, wanting to see how those "sand sculpture" netizens on the Internet commented on this game.

Then I saw a big discussion on Weibo about her son having dinner with Zhang Qinghuan.

There is a special topic on Weibo about this incident, called "The Murder Case Caused by a Meal".

Just looking at this title will make people confused, but at the same time they are very curious and don't know what it is talking about.

After clicking in, I found out that it was related to football games.

If you look at it carefully, you will only be overwhelmed by this name - it is simple and crude but very subtle and directly points to the core of this matter.

"It's really just for a meal, even the super rich will dare to kill you to see!"

"No, is Hu Lai really that short of a mouthful?"

"False foodie: I ate five bowls of rice, ten steamed buns, and two big sauced elbows today, and I feel like I'm not full yet; real foodie: what? Only after winning Catalan? Fuck Catalan. !!"

"I know they may not be serious, but I just can't help being funny, what should I do? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

"This matter is logically impeccable! Sarria, where Zhang Qinghuan is located, failed to win the Barcelona Derby in the end, so Hu Lai stepped forward to avenge Zhang Qinghuan. Isn't it reasonable for Zhang Qinghuan to invite Hu Lai to dinner? So I announce This is true, Hu Lai is for this meal, the small universe exploded, staged a hat-trick, and helped Leeds City beat the Catalan United!"

"Losing for such a reason... I really want to know the Catalan United's opinion on this matter!"

"Catalogue: Are you polite!"

There is an air of joy on the Internet.

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"...Last night, the Catalan United got a big upset at their home court. They lost 2:4 to Leeds City when they were widely expected before the game... As the Premier League champions last season , Leeds City is considered to be the weakest Premier League champion in history, and is also considered to be the weakest of the eight seeded teams in the Champions League this season. And their results in the Champions League seem to prove this point - after defeating the Before the Thai United game, they played four Champions League group matches, only won one game, and lost all the remaining three games... It was under such circumstances that when Leeds beat Catalan United 4:2 in the away game, they won It seemed so unbelievable. It can be said that last night, half of Europe was shocked!

"The victory of Leeds City also makes the battle for the first place in this group full of suspense. Vesuvius will challenge the Bay Lighthouse away tonight. If they can beat their opponents, they can compete with Catal United in the final round. First in the group... But this is not the most important thing. Apart from the victory itself, their main striker, Hu, caused great repercussions after the game.

"Hu completed a hat-trick in this game, making himself the first Chinese player to score a hat-trick in a European competition (including the Champions League and the Europa League), and he has once again become a football hero for his country... But that's not the most important...

"After the game, Hu had a party with Zhang Qinghuan, his national team teammate who played for Sarria. He also reposted Zhang's Facebook page. The content of the Facebook page was a photo of him and Zhang. The photo is actually nothing... at last The important thing is what Zhang said on this Facebook, inadvertently revealing a very key information, that is, this dinner was agreed in advance, as long as Leeds City can beat Catalan United, as Saria players Zhang will treat Hu to dinner...

"Zhang is the main midfielder of the Chinese national team, but in the entire European football world, he can only be regarded as a 'nobody'. Because of this Facebook post, he has entered the field of vision of more people. There are swarms of 'good things' The gangsters crowded the comment area of ​​this Facebook, saying that they finally found an important reason for Leeds City's unbelievable upset in the away game!

"That's... for this meal appointment!"

Seeing this, Tony Clark finally couldn't help laughing.

While laughing, he also said to the assistant coach Sam Randier beside him: "I really didn't expect that we defeated Catalan in the away game, and Hu also performed a hat-trick. As a result, the most eye-catching news after the game was instead It's this meal... Ha!"

"Do you believe what is said on the Internet? Is this meal stimulating Hu?" Randall asked.

"He did suggest to me that after the game against Catalan United, the whole team would stay in Barcelona for one more night..." Clark said, rubbing his unshaven chin. "And I told him at the time that I wouldn't say yes unless we won Cathay. And it turned out...you saw that too."

Hearing this, Randyll widened his eyes and murmured in an unbelievable tone: "It's unbelievable...he just wanted to have dinner with his friends...it turned out to be true!"

Clark said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if it's true or not. In fact, the truth of the matter is not important at all. Anyway, everyone is willing to think this way now, so let it go. Besides... Sam, he beat him hard for a meal. Super wealthy, isn’t the story itself cool?”

"Okay..." Randyll could see that Tony Clark was unconditionally on Hou Lai's side, and he would support and believe in anything that was beneficial to Hou Lai.

He thought about Clark's words.

A hat-trick for a meal... seems to be more gimmicky.

It's no wonder that even the traditional media are starting to hype this matter now. The influence of that meal is no longer limited to the Internet.

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"Hu, did you really make an appointment with Zhang before the game to have dinner after winning the Cathay United?"

When the plane of the Leeds City players landed at the airport, they were quickly held by reporters as they walked out of the terminal, and many of them came for Hu Lai, who had performed a hat-trick.

The questions they ask are basically related to the current hot topics.

Hu Lai smiled slightly when he heard everyone's answers: "Of course it's true, I booked the restaurant as soon as I arrived in Barcelona!"

After speaking, it seemed that he was afraid that everyone would not believe him, so he took out his mobile phone, opened the text message of the reservation confirmation, and showed it in front of the camera.

On the receipt of the text message for the restaurant reservation, there is a sending date, which is indeed the day when Leeds City arrived in Barcelona on Monday.

This stuff can't be faked.

Seeing this text message, the eyes of the reporters lit up—it really is!

Many of them thought it was a silly hype after hearing about it before, but now it seems that this meal was indeed finalized a few days before the game.

In this way, even if Hu Lai did not use a hat-trick to help the team beat Catalan United for a meal, at least it can show that he is full of confidence in defeating Catalan United in an away game. What a great publicity point! !

Now no one will doubt the voices on the Internet, and some people thought that it was just the speculation of Internet good-for-nothings...

Now not only is there text evidence of Hou Lai's restaurant reservations, but the team's head coach Tony Clark has also testified to him.

Also at the airport, he told a little-known "story" to the reporters who asked about it:

"... I don't know if he is really in such a good state because of this meal... But I think of an interesting thing-he once suggested to me privately on the first day he arrived in Barcelona, ​​​​hope After the game against Catalonia, the team was able to stay in Barcelona for another night.

"At the time, I actually didn't know why he made such a suggestion, because he knew very well that every time we played away games in the Champions League, we flew back in the same night... Now I understand, it turned out that he wanted to get together with friends... After all, it is inconvenient for him to go out and have dinner with friends before the game.

"Honestly I didn't want to say yes, but I couldn't say no outright - that's not my style - so I figured out how to say no to him tactfully. I told him if we beat Catalan away , then I agreed to his request to stay one more night in Barcelona... Unexpectedly, we really won! And Hu scored three yuan in the game..."

Having said that, Clark covered his face with his hands.

With all the witnesses and material evidence, this public case can have an authoritative conclusion:

That's right, Catalan did die because of the meal agreement between Hu Lai and Zhang Qinghuan!

This game, Hu Lai's hat-trick, and this meal... will become a good story in world football and will be widely circulated!