Fox in the Penalty Area

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"Eh? Eh? Eh!! Oh, fuck?!"

When Danny Drew kicked the football forward, and then Royal Cathorn center back Tipland missed the ball, Han Shuyu in the stands couldn't help but scream.

Until the end, when I saw the football flying into the goal, my strange screams turned into "spitting fragrance".

"Holy shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh, fuck!"

She kept repeating.

It is estimated that there will be many comments on this part of her video teaching her how to be "gentle and courteous" as a girl.

But Han Shuyu doesn’t care about this... let them die!

She couldn't care less about her image or her morals now. She believed that only foul language could most vividly express her mood at this moment!

"Fuck! Here we go again! A goal followed by another goal! Is this Hu Lai's repertoire?!"

Han Shuyu was already very excited, but there were many people who were more excited than her.

For example, the Chinese commentator He Feng is in the studio behind.

He roared until his voice became hoarse after Hu Lai scored:

"Beautiful! Hu Lai! Beautiful! Hat trick! In the face of all the noise and noise, this is the most correct answer! Use goals! Respond to those voices and people in the way you are best at! Beautiful!"

Xie Lan in front of the TV also smiled happily - I knew my son would not let his mother be wronged!

Spanish commentator Alvarez Sanchez raised his voice and spoke very fast:

"HUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!! OMG! Hat-trick! Hu got his first hat-trick against Royal Caterhorn! Yes! That's his first hat-trick against Royal Caterhorn! Ha! Me I think Pirates fans should thank Royal Cathorn,

Because it was their ridicule before the game that forced a better Hu! "

In the past week, Spanish public opinion has been discussing this matter.

In addition to the major media, fans and celebrities also left one after another.

Because Hu Lai does not have an advantage in terms of data, people who support Hu Lai can't do much in the face of Royal Cathorn's arrogance except being incompetent and furious.

Real Catajon fans, Kings of Madrid fans, Mery Banega fans, Catalan United fans, Kabangka fans, Sevilla Navigators fans... all joined together to appreciate the " The moment of defense breaking”.

When they ridiculed Hulay and the Madrid Pirates, they never thought about what performance Hulay would perform in this game to respond to them.

Maybe they have thought about it, but they have confidence in this team based on Royal Cathorn's past performance.

Hulay scored a total of 60 league goals last season, and Madrid Pirates also won the championship with an astonishing 105 points.

However, in the two clashes with Real Catajon, Hulay only scored one goal each, and the scores of the two games were exactly the same: Madrid Pirates defeated Real Catajon 1:0.

Real Catajon was one of the best teams against Madrid Pirates last season.

Real Catajon defeated Madrid Pirates at home again this season, which increased people's confidence in them.

The performance of these fans naturally made the Madrid Pirates fans very unhappy. They could not respond much before the game and could only hold back their energy and try to counterattack during the game.

Now they get their wish!

This time when Hulay completed his hat trick and ran to the corner flag area to make his signature celebration, the fans at the scene did not just shout that one.

They kept repeating the thunder:

"HUUUUU!!!"

"HUUUUU!!!"

"HUUUUU!!!"

"HUUUUU!!!"

…

It goes like this over and over again, until Hulay and his teammates return to their own half and are about to kick off.

The shouts of "HUUUUU!!!" in the stands subsided.

Although the thunder was gone, the chilling feeling that the rain was about to pour was even stronger.

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Jacob Tipland was furious.

While his teammates were frustrated or overwhelmed by Hulay's hat-trick, Tipland was the only one who was angry.

The reason that made him angry was not just because the goal he conceded just now came from his impersonation.

Although this really made him very angry - Hu Lai actually used such a despicable and shameless method to interfere with his defense!

In Tipland's mind, Hu Lai's voice was the only reason why he didn't hit the ball. If Hu Lai didn't roar, he would have 100% succeeded in clearing the ball with his header.

But if it was just this one missed goal, Tipland would not feel as if he was about to explode.

His face was flushed - although as a Caucasian, it is true that his face and neck will be particularly red during strenuous exercise, but this redness is obviously not only related to strenuous exercise.

Because in addition to this conceded goal, the last conceded goal was also related to Tipland - at that time, Hulay got rid of his defense and scored the goal.

It’s not even just these two goals in this game.

Falling forward, Hulay scored fifty goals. The goal that set the single-season scoring record in Europe's top leagues was also scored in front of Tipland.

If Royal Cathorn became the background cricket team for Hulay's record, then Jacob Tipland was the background player for Hulay's record. He was like the most eye-catching player on that background board. stain.

This made Tipland furious.

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The game resumed, and this time Real Catajon head coach Benjamin Gonzalez made no further adjustments in time.

Because he was also frightened by Hu Lai's consecutive goals.

I didn’t know how to adjust it for a while.

When Hu Lai scores a goal, he can also encourage his players and say, "He just scored a goal. His most goals against us in a single game is just one goal. It's no big deal."

When Hulay scored twice, he still wanted to boost morale: "He scored two goals. He has tied his best score against us. That's it. We can do it!"

But now Hulay has scored three goals, setting a new record for his most goals in a single game against Real Caterhorn.

How should Gonzalez encourage and comfort players?

No.

Or how can he encourage and comfort himself?

When Hu Lai completed his hat trick, it was actually the time when all his tactics and strategies in this game completely failed.

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Without the on-the-spot command of their head coach, the Royal Caterhorn players were in a panic as they conceded two goals in a minute. Even if there was a chance to kick off the attack, it ended hastily.

He was afraid that if he attacked, the Madrid Pirates would seize the opportunity to sneak attack.

Therefore, they would rather give up the ball and shrink the bus in front of their own goal.

This might prevent us from conceding more goals.

So the Madrid Pirates easily hit the football to the opponent's 30-meter area.

Hu Lai raised his hand to ask for the ball while running.

But he was stuck by Tipland, so his teammates did not pass the ball to him.

In fact, it was not just because he was stuck by Tiplande, but another important reason was that he had been "pushing hands" with Tiplande - Tiplande's sticking to him was not just a simple matter of getting close to him. His hands were still pulling at Hulay's jersey. It's not about holding on, but pulling and loosening, pulling and loosening again.

As a result, Hu Lai couldn't get up even if he wanted to start, and couldn't accelerate even if he wanted to. He could only keep swinging his arms back, trying to open the opponent's hand.

Tipland did it very covertly, and his movements were not large enough to cause the referee to call him a foul.

When Hu Lai saw that Tiplande was doing something to him, he suddenly felt that the other party's mentality might be a little unstable, so he decided to add fuel to the fire.

He turned back and said with a smile: "What are you doing? If you like my jersey so much, can I give you one as a gift after the game?"

Although now he has a "bad reputation", many times, even if he takes the initiative to talk to his opponents during the game, the opponents will ignore him.

But this does not prevent Hu Lai from continuing to have friendly exchanges with each other during the game.

After all, he just said it. It didn't matter whether the other party responded or not, he would definitely hear it anyway.

As long as you can be heard, you can influence the other person.

Unexpectedly, when Tipland heard his words this time, he responded to him in a rare way.

The Dane snorted: "I want your girlfriend's clothes more than yours!"

Hu Lai was stunned for a moment when he heard this.

He didn't expect that he would get such an answer.

When Tipland saw Hu Lai's expression, he smiled proudly.

Who said it was Hu Lai who made the other party speechless every time, now it was his turn to make Hu Lai speechless!

But he didn't just want to make Hu Lai speechless, he also wanted to make Hu Lai lose his mind.

Of course he knew about the relationship between Hu Lai and his girlfriend, and he deliberately said this just to anger Hu Lai. If after listening to what he said, he would attack him regardless, that would be great!

Thinking of this, Tipland decided to add fuel to the fire, and he laughed ferociously:

"I know she is very beautiful. I can go and exchange with her without bothering you."

He felt that what he had said was very explicit. Any man would definitely not be able to bear it if someone said that about his girlfriend in front of his face.

At least Tipland himself couldn't tolerate it.

If anyone dares to stimulate themselves in the game like this, then go to hell!

what match!

I'm going to beat him up now!

After Tipland finished speaking, he stared at Hu Lai, with a little expectation in his eyes...

He was fully prepared. As soon as Hu Lai's fist touched him, he immediately screamed and fell to the ground, reminding the referee to pay attention to the situation here.

He believed that with the intervention of the VAR video referee team, the conflict between himself and Hu Lai would be noticed in time.

When Hu Lai is sent off, won't he have solved the biggest threat?

Although three goals behind, even without the threat of Hu Lai, Royal Cathorn may not be able to win.

But at least this would allow Tipland to vent his anger.

It is said that Hu Lai seems to have never been sent off with a red card in his career.

So for him to obtain such a shameful record from now on, is it somewhat a counterattack against the records he has set on himself?

But the fist that Tipland expected did not come.

Hu Lai just looked at him deeply, turned around and ran away.

Tipland was greatly disappointed, and yelled from behind unwillingly: "Are you still a man?!"

He got no response.