Fox in the Penalty Area

Chapter 1833 Tipland’s Collapse

"Eh?! Hu Lai!!! The opportunity - ah beautiful! Beautiful!!"

He Feng now regrets that when Hu Lai scored the last goal, he used up all the words and sentences that could be used to praise him.

So now when he faces greater moments, he can only repeat "beautiful" over and over again - this should be what his partner Yan Kang does!

Sure enough, Yan Kang shouted at the top of his lungs and took over his words: "Beautiful! Hu Lai! So beautiful! The sixth goal... no, the sixth goal in nine minutes! The seventh goal in the whole game! Beautiful! !it's beautiful!"

Turning his head and seeing Yan Kang's excited look, He Feng suddenly felt relieved - he didn't shout "fuck" when he scored, which is already worthy of my professional ethics as a professional football commentator.

Because actually "fuck" is what suits his mood best at this moment.

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"Holy shit!"

"Holy shit!?"

"Fuck me!"

"Fuck!!"

"I'll wipe it!!"

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At this moment, countless different forms of "fuck" messages appear on China's Internet at the same time.

The majority of netizens also feel that only this kind of swear words can best express their emotions - who can think of any wise words at this time? You don’t have that intention at all, okay? Only the most instinctive common words that come easily from the mouth are the ones that best suit their inner impulses.

Of course, due to different dialects in different places, not everyone can say "fuck".

For example, Xie Lan, a native of Anton, said "My day!"

And Matt Dawn, who just sent out several tweets to introduce "Nine Five Supremes" to everyone on Twitter, posted this:

"WTF?!"

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After scoring the goal, Hulay still did not do his signature celebration. He rushed into the goal and picked up the football.

Then, under the dull gazes of the players on both sides of the field, he continued to run towards the center circle.

Finally, he helped Royal Cathorn put the football in the center circle, stood up and exited.

Continue to stand outside the line and wait for the Royal Cathorn kick-off.

But this time, it's different from before.

This time,

Not a single Royal Caterhorn player stepped forward to kick off the ball.

Their starting forward, Colombian international Adrian Sandoval, was actually standing not far from the center circle at this time, but he was standing there and had no intention of coming up to kick the ball.

After conceding six consecutive goals, the Royal Caterhorn players seemed to have finally come to their senses - the best way to prevent Hulay from scoring is not a subtle tactic at all, nor does it require the players to be at their best.

But don’t kick off the ball!

Don't tee off!

Don't tee off!

Repeat again:

Don't tee off!

As long as the kick is not kicked off and the game is not allowed to continue, wouldn't Hu Lai have no chance to continue scoring goals?

Of course, it is impossible for the Royal Caterhorn players to not kick off the ball all the time, that would also be against the rules. When the referee blows the whistle, the football must be kicked out.

But at least they can delay it for a little longer every time, so that Hu Lai will not be allowed to complete the unprecedented magical performance of six goals in nine minutes...

Every Royal Cathorn player present is responsible for this "miracle" that Hulay created on them!

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The Royal Catalhorn players were in no rush to kick off, and the commentators from all over the world didn't mind.

The TV broadcasters didn't mind either.

Hu Lai scored the seventh goal of the game, and the entire process of the sixth goal in nine minutes was played repeatedly.

Because this ball connected with the previous ball too quickly, many viewers watching the TV broadcast were not able to see the entire process of the goal.

So now we are taking advantage of the Royal Caterhorn players to let the audience see clearly how Hulay scored the goal.

"... With a lob shot from outside the penalty area, Hu scored a wonderful goal in such an imaginative way. But in front of his performance of six goals in nine minutes, no matter how wonderful this goal was, it was It cannot steal the limelight. This game is destined to have only one thing that will be remembered by countless people a few years later. That is Hu's extraordinary performance of scoring six goals in nine minutes!"

"Ah... this time it was Royal Cathund goalkeeper Peteksa who made a pass error himself... In fact, it cannot be completely regarded as a goalkeeper's pass error. If it must be said, center back Tipland is also responsible. When he stopped the ball Stop it... The Danish international was in very bad shape in today's game. As the main player to defend Hu, he has already allowed Hu to score five goals on him... If I were Gonzalez, the head coach of Real Caterun Si, I will replace him immediately!"

"The Royal Caterhorn players were completely stunned. It was obvious that when they were handling the ball, they were panicked and at a loss. Because they were not thinking at all, they were just acting on instinct. But I can completely understand. After all, it is difficult for any player to keep thinking when facing a performance like Hu's. This is a tragedy, but in fact, there is no need to blame the Royal Cathorn players too harshly... even if it is the worst performance. Plande..."

Different commentators had different interpretations of the game, with some harshly criticizing the performance of Real Caterhorn players, especially centre-back Jacob Tipland.

Some people are more tolerant and think that it is meaningless to criticize Royal Cathorn players in the face of Hulay's performance. Because even if it were replaced by the Madrid Kings or Catalonia United, the result might not be much better...

What?

Don't you agree?

Then please look at last season's Champions League final, or go to the Holy Family Stadium and ask who the VIP seats are reserved for.

After replaying Hu Lai's goal several times, the director still did not switch back to the live scene, but showed everyone a previous video.

It was the time when Hulay and Tipland "communicated".

It happened after Hulay completed his hat trick and the second goal of "Six Goals in Nine Minutes".

In fact, this scene appeared once during the live broadcast, but almost no one paid attention at the time.

Everyone just treats it as a normal communication between two people.

But now the director plays this video again, obviously trying to remind him of something.

Some smart people have already guessed it.

For example, He Feng.

"...This was a 'conversation' between Hulay and Tipland when the game reached the 58th minute. Now it seems that maybe what they said between them was very interesting and worthy of the post-match media Dig deeper. Because it was after this conversation that Hulay no longer celebrated wildly after scoring a goal, but directly hugged the football and ran towards the center circle. Obviously it was because of what he and Tipland said. What led to his change of attitude... I believe this is definitely not a secret. After the game, reporters will definitely ask this question when interviewing both parties. Even if the person involved does not answer, there will definitely be a lip reader who will interpret it for everyone... I I guess it was Tipland who said something that angered Hu Lai, which made Hu Lai still not stop after scoring consecutive goals..."

Having said that, He Feng was still very surprised as to what Tiplande said to make Hu Lai so angry...

In the past, Hu Lai was the one who annoyed the opposing players during games. He never lost in a verbal spat!

War of words and psychological warfare have always been the norm in games, because football is a sport that requires both passion and calmness.

And players both benefit from and are trapped by these two opposing emotions.

This increases the unknownness and enjoyment of football matches.

Generally speaking, irritating the opponent is what most players will do when defending, because this will make the opponent lose their cool and make some irrational behaviors.

At least it might just be an abnormal performance, but at worst it might get you killed.

Therefore, you can often see scenes in games where fouls or physical confrontations are used to provoke the opponent and trick the opponent into committing more serious fouls.

Everyone thinks that Tipland should have said something to Hu Lai based on this idea, hoping to anger Hu Lai and make him lose his mind and calmness, so that he would behave abnormally...

But what the Danish international never expected was that he did succeed in angering Hulay.

It's just that the result of irritating Hu Lai is different from what he thought...

After most players are angered, they will lose their minds and become indifferent between friend and foe.

Only a handful of players become calmer and more lethal after being provoked.

Such players basically have the important qualities to become "superstars".

What is very unlucky for Jacob Tipland is that Hulay is one of these very few players.

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The TV broadcast finally no longer replayed Hulay's goal or the "exchange" between Hulay and Tipland, but returned to the live signal.

But just after switching back to the live broadcast signal, the first close-up shot was of Jacob Tipland.

The Royal Caterhorn centre-back looked like he was mourning for his concubine.

Even without a commentator, even a non-fan can see Tipland's frustration, decadence, and collapse at a glance.

If time could go back, Tiplande would definitely remain silent when Hu Lai spoke to him, and would never say anything that would irritate Hu Lai.

Before, he was complacent, thinking that he had defeated Hu Lai in the war of words, but now he just wants to slap himself hard.

At first, he was just unhappy because he became the backdrop for Hu Lai's record, so he wanted to fight back.

And now, he, Jakob Tipland, the Danish international, has been nailed to the pillar of shame forever... Oh, no, not nailed to the pillar of shame, he himself has become that damn shame. column!